UK next. eeek:
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?
Nice navel. cloud9:
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?
Nice navel. cloud9:
hey dear hubby keep the eyes on yr lovely wifey.... Angry9:
hmmmmmmmm..... Germany! eyes:
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?
We can. No package holidays for Pastis & TG to that part of the world. noooo:
Aha.... the Finns...
Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)
Aha.... the Finns...
Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)
So glad our TV is in its box
i have a feeling Poland might do quite well, bit moving on.....
Iceland..... gay band..... next
Turkey. Are Cyprus in this? Did they qualify?
I've lost the plot now... where are we?..... it's getting scary scared2:
Latvian fvcking Pirates ?... I don't think so... noooo:
Awww.... the Swedes.... Hero....
sick2: scared2: sick2: scared2:
Sir Terry calls it a day! Will he, won't he? A real cliff hanger ::)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7418940.stm
Frankly I feel it is time for the UK to call it a day. Wogan seems to be of the same impression. Leave them to play their games, we are about the biggest contributor to the enourmous costs so it would be interesting to see how long they will last without the BBC and its money and expertise.
Wogan's whole career has been built of an ability to know when to say enough is enough, I suspect he knows the jig is up on this annual farce.
OK spiders (no fcuker else is listening) I reckon its between:
Ukrainre
Norway
Spain
Armeina
Latvia
RUSSIA
&
RUSSIA
We should vote on Euro boobs or summat
We should vote on Euro boobs or summateyes:
Krauts would win everytime ~ have you ever looked in the window of a German Ladies Underwear Shop?
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.
Lingerie and cacti though? rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.
Lingerie and cacti though? rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
Not staying up for the fun, like? ;)Fun you say...? rubschin:
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
Not staying up for the fun, like? ;)Fun you say...? rubschin:
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
Was that a backhanded compliment or just a back hander? ;D
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
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Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
They've sniffed all the money up their noses prolly... noooo:Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
Well they are doing a tour - essentially they are broke tis all.... noooo:
Can you name any other song they did even in the 80's apart from "too shy"I didn't know they did that... redface:
I bumped into Limahl in Sheperds Bush once ... eeek:
I held Chris deBurghs cake...
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall... noooo:I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall... noooo:I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
Not a fan then...?You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall... noooo:I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
He shouldn't be allowed to stand at all evil:
Limahl... about 5' 4" .... whistle:
Not a fan then...?
Page 9.... only 1 hour 10 mins to go before it starts.... eveilgrin:I can't wait...
Not even for the.... Bulgarian entry? eyes:I've eaten all my nibbles... I was a bit premature... redface:
It's nearly 7pm here.... time to prepare the Euronibbles... eat and drink to each contestant
The ideal Eurovision party includes Euronibbles from each competing country to be eaten along with a drink from each competing country, at the time said country embarks upon its entry... you know the roolz surely 8)I'm sure Special K and collapso are available in each of the participating countries... cloud9:
Additionally... each time the word "Eurovison" is mentioned, a toast is raised and glasses emptied.... Rule #2
45 mins to go ... eveilgrin:
A tube of Anusol and a large Talisker... you'll be in heaven cloud9:
Some feck off circus act on now. Shite.
I lost track already. Some blonde bint with 2 black eyes. WTF is she from?
Three songs down ~ does anyone know how long this torture will go on?I'm not... noooo:
MUST I watch it?
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...
Bah! Banghead Damn you Eurovision, damn you to hell!Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...
Dont think they qualified.
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
Also, let me know if there are any birds with big tits like... eyes:
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
They'll need loving care and attention then... whistle:Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
They'll need loving care and attention then... whistle:Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
Armenia - lesbian sisters prolly... whistle:They'll need loving care and attention then... whistle:Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
What happened to not watching it BM noooo:
The commentary so far has been very insightful - if I was a lesbian noooo:
Azzer by whatsit.... possible winner rubschin:
Azzir by wotsits indeed! I don't think I can take much more of this ~ it is truly dire.
Don't forget your medication BM - you can't afford to put that amount of strain on your organs lol:I opened the second bottle of medication... I may need a third... noooo:
Page 14 Bm .... whistle:Indeed... I can hear the excess bandwidth charges hitting my inbox.... noooo:
Cyprus must have been really shite... noooo:
Dirty minx just winked at me!I thought she was away for the weekend...?
[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS! whistle:
Ahhh... there you are... lol:[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS! whistle:
You rang evil: evil: evil:
Ahhh... there you are... lol:[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS! whistle:
You rang evil: evil: evil:
you, of course, can vote for the UK ... whistle:If I could be arsed like... and I missed it anyway.... redface:
Meanwhile, back in the green room, in spite of BM's non vote ::)Did Cyprus win like...? razz:
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.
Norton was commendably reserved; dry, witheld and so far ok happy088
Nothing to do with the collapso then? whistle:I think not! evil:
Think it was more to do with this Snoops ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc)
Just testing it like. Dusting it down, kicking the tyres &c.
Give it a quick run like you do with the central heating in August a couple of months before the first blizzard.. whistle:
Pictures from rehearsals
eeek:
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As I've just been reminded whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities lol:
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Guarantee to get BM to view
Romanian entrant 2010
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As I've just been reminded whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities lol:
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Oh, I will be in France. cloud9:
I have a vodaphone 3g thingy but it says it only works in the UK, my challenge is to ask out there for an equivalent that works in France. Any ideas anyone?As I've just been reminded whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities lol:
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Oh, I will be in France. cloud9:
But, but, b... it is a VP tradition! evil:
Yes Miss D, I am off to visit my brother, 2 hours south of Caen. cloud9:
Yes ~ they pipe it across from Wales, via Lancashire ~ just like the water.drumroll:
Cyprus's entry ' Jon Lilygreen and the Islanders' rubschin:
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Iceland could mess the whole thing up eeek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmdE9a_-FHY
No DS, I think Iceland is full of Bjorks. At least that's how I heard it rubschin:
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.
However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement. surrender:
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.
However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement. surrender:
What side is it on like...?
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you? lol: lol: lol:
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
evil:
I am going to take something to knock me out and sleep through it all I think rubschin:
Less than 3 hours to go razz: Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start angel1
This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration lol:
Less than 3 hours to go razz: Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start angel1
This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration lol:
Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan. lol:
Mrs TG is on the fone at 200 decibels so I cant hear a thing.
But wait..Azerbyjamsarnies! Phorar!!!
noooo: noooo: God, it's dismal.
Where are the up beat, rippy of skirt numbers of yesteryear?
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.
Mrs TG fancies him.
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.
Mrs TG fancies him.
he can share my bed anytime... eyes:
BM where are you? it's Cyprus! lol:
... and it's crap noooo:
BM where are you? it's Cyprus! lol:
... and it's crap noooo:
"(instrumental)" prolly for the best. Mrs TG fancies him n;all.
well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....) eyes:
What is all this shite? confused:
well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....) eyes:
Not at all Mrs TG ...just normal girl ;)
ta Miss D....makes a change from all these lot drooling.... scared2:
Turn the tellie on Growler ~ BBC1
David Grey?
FREAKS eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
David Grey?
Spot on.
David Bowie wannabe noooo:
Spain again. WTF is going on?
Spain again. WTF is going on?
BM gubbed the connection by logging on?
David Bowie wannabe noooo:
God, even you've been sucked into watching this life sucking shite now too? noooo:
Sky signal is all broken up... prolly an improvement... rubschin:
Some bloke with two birds on now???
Big girl!Nice outfit... noooo:
Big girl!Nice outfit... noooo:
eeek: Big ginger Irish lass noooo:
eeek: Big ginger Irish lass noooo:
Not the eyebrows... whistle:
Big girl!
Quick...save the crockery lol:
Quick...save the crockery lol:
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'
From the official site like.
Yours faithfully
TG
Official eurovision correspondent.
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'
From the official site like.
Yours faithfully
TG
Official eurovision correspondent.
Turkey? Dont they want to bomb Cyprus or summat?
My geopolitic knowledge may be failing me here.
Shite song though.
Iceland - big clubbing anthem - seals - geddit lol:drumroll:
Iceland certainly got the atmosphere going! whistle:
Its French ................................... West Africa
Shite... but then I didn't like Bob Marley... noooo:
Wumman in catsuit...that will get BM's vote ::)
That Romanian bint is wearing spray on kecks. Drool:
Where is Armenia? Is it nice?
this is a SINGING competition whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
this is a SINGING competition whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
Germany. Odd. But interesting.
this is a SINGING competition whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
And how many "I would"'s have you clocked tonight then? eyes:
I could go on doing me owl impression (most tuneful) and do some jugglin' too! happy088
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off whistle:
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off whistle:
Jason and Kylie eeek:
Spain redux .... nah noooo:
Ok. Who do we think has clinched it?
I actually liked that Danish song. Good rocky sound and beat.
Gets my vote...NOT literally like. noooo:
15p?
HOW MUCH?!! cussing:
They are all shite as normal... noooo:
Sky is working now... to be fair, I missed the first half..
Can we vote for 'none of the above'?
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
Same here. I dont suppose there is any chance of Led Zeppelin turning up?
Been watching HIGNFY ~ have I missed much?
Oooh. Voting. cloud9:
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.
Whoa! Denmark!
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.
Doing OK. Expect him to get better further after 9pm we get. Or not.
Looks like Germany is Uber Alles noooo:
UK last Hurrah!
UK last Hurrah!
I am near by. I can come to visit cloud9:
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like cloud9:
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like cloud9:
Pint then? scared2:
Welcome TG, hibernation over is it?
I am oddly reminded of a Spanish TV programme called Bra: Si o Non?
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
Many years ago I went for breakfast in a bar in a place called Muros in Galicia. Money was changing hands rubschin:
The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns noooo:
It put me off my eggs
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave? rubschin:
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave? rubschin:
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
I is ready! razz:
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.
I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'
'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.
I may need one on Saturday! censored:
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.
I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'
'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.
I may need one on Saturday! censored:
TG! cloud9:
whistle:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick
whistle:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick
Good news ..Jedward are through lol:
8-11pm
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
8-11pm
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing! happy088
8-11pm
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing! happy088
Same here. No other way to watch it really.
I have not listened to our entry yet due to apathy plus of course I want to be underwhelmed by it on live telly innit.
I have just ordered a 42 inch telly but it wont be here till Monday. cry:
Good planning on my part once again. point:
I have a 46 incher whistle:
I have a 46 incher whistle:
I have a 46 incher whistle:
TVs not mouths... ::)
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football noooo:
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football noooo:
Oh TG, don't peak too early noooo:
I'm sure this won't be the first time this has been said to you ...but I doubt you will last the duration lol:
That's all the epileptics taken care of
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
The girl in the red feathers looks alarming like one of my best mates....I am finding it quite strange rubschin:
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
And the winner is..... whoever mastered creating the venue. Round of applause please
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.
I'm sorry ...what's that in German ???
The goombay dance band eeek:
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
Barman is gubbed noooo:
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
Barman is gubbed noooo:
sad32:
Denmark - the start's incredibly similar to summat else aaarrrgghhh
OMFG signing it too noooo:
How about blind people...? Shrugs:
How about blind people...? Shrugs:
They've met you half way, they're catering for the blind drunk
Shite.
That's one helluva knuckle-duster
Ireland are hoping they don't win on the basis that they can't afford to host a tea party let alone Eurovision next year lol:
Oh god. This may be the winner! eeek:
Oh god. This may be the winner! eeek:
One glove noooo: noooo: noooo:
Oh you understand this problem do you ? whistle:
Norton was right about the annoying dancers!
Stereo Mike - head of music at Westminster Uni, the staff these Uni's take on these days whistle:
Grease...? rubschin:
Grease...? rubschin:
No grease sang in English too lol:
He needs a bloody hairbrush
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike
Graham soooooooooooooooooooooooo fancies him lol:2gayers:
This why i watch this every year! point:
Just North of Moldunda redface:
This why i watch this every year! point:
noooo:
Winking at camera's should be banned sick2:
Winking at camera's should be banned sick2:
It's the language of love TG ;)
hmmm ... Slovenia eyes:eyes:
Is it worth wqatching, like?
Why has she got wings?
Uklraine - sod the song, i'll watch the talented lass with the sand
It's Mary QUant eeek:
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova lol:
It's got to be some high energy stuff ...
Ireland, Russia, Sweden, possibly UK, Slovenia, Estonia, Switzerland?
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova lol:
Miss D is sober... noooo:
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova lol:
Miss D is sober... noooo:
We shall see whistle:
Now that is the best act of the night lol: lol: lol:
Az - er - by - whatismecallit
No but they did alright and beat Blue ...( mid table )
eeek: Did it involve rohypnol rubschin:
Enge!
Local lad makes good at last. cloud9:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934)
75,Bringwheel him on
Is this year sponsored by Age Uk ?
The Buranovo Grannies, six women aged between 50 to 76 will leave their remote Russian hamlet, Behind, to perform at the the 57th Eurovision Song Contest.
Ah yes, I was in Faccombe not long ago whistle:Indeed, the drums spoke of a strange ginger man in a fancy car passing through.
Early favourite lol:
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
Early favourite lol:
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.
They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."
Early favourite lol:
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.
They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."
I'm so exited I cant spell excited. cloud9:
How is everyone? All well I trust.
Just checking. Warming up.
'We're not going to take it' by Twisted Sister might have been a better choice than some docile power ballad. But WTF do I know?.
Love to all. :thumbsup:
I am doingcalulet calsums. Wot time should one start boozing today? After all one cannot be sober to watch eurovision but one cant be too pissed to type witty comments even if one is capable thinking them up in the first place.
Fvuk it! I'll start now! :thumbsup:
I am making a hoooooge jug of Pimm's razz:
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it.... Thumbs:
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it.... Thumbs:
Sympathy invite ........ whistle:
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it.... Thumbs:
Sympathy invite ........ whistle:
So, you don't know when it is on then....? ::)
The 4th annual VP Eurovision event :thumbsup:
Any bets yet? I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters whistle: . Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke... ::)
See also: Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),
I'm going for, #1 Sweden #2 Russia #3 Ireland razz: UK somewhere middle to last noooo:
2 hrs away? mmmm... Might need another 3ltr bottle of White Lightening as I seem to be able process reasonably complex thoughts such as the presence of mighty steam engines in small bakery establishments.*
* I know. I dont get in here often so I'm unsure of the status of running jokes etc.
Greece entry is Cypriot..........so expect some strange voting .........
Oh, not blonde redface:
Do those Russian grannies travel inside one another to save on airfares?
I am in a frenzy of excitement here. Must dash out to get more collapso
Football. Eurovision. Football. Eurovision. Oh dear. The choices life's wandering paths lead one down. noooo:
Baku is on the Caspian ...
I'm on the Sauvignon Blanc :thumbsup:
Last year is a blank.
Was I pissed perchance?
Or was it shite?
Somebody keep an eye on the England score cos I'm too exited to work the remote.
COME ON HUMP
COME ON HUMP
the croats might vote for him,,,,,,,,,,
IS THIS A BONO TRIBUTE ACT? noooo:
HEY, I CAN SPEAK LITHUANIAN TOO eeek:
grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
The winner I think.
The winner I think.
fuck me! she could eat an apple through a tennis racket with those teeths!drumroll:
CYPRUS rubschin:
Cyprus .. Kelly Brook look-a-like eyes:
It'll go down well in Aiya Napa whistle:
Didn't know Rupert Murdoch's Mrs was French ?
Italy - Amy Winehouse meets Big Spender noooo:
200 Fs for 20 minutes noooo:
One that Brevik missed noooo:
ALZHEIMERS LOOMS
Man Dingo? heheheh
WHAT ARE THOSE INSTRUMENTS?
OooompahBLESS YOU
OooompahBLESS YOU
CHERYL COLE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR noooo:
Bazouki obligatory from Greece noooo:
WHERE IS TG?
Fvkcing windy in there. Couldn't they afford a door?
he finished on the other blokes boat....... rubschin:
Lets vote for spain just out of spite. Bankrupt the cow killing feckers! point:
Spain or Greece win :thumbsup: Eurovision Crash :thumbsup:
Poor lad has cancer.......lol:
Poor lad has cancer.......lol:
Poor lad has cancer.......lol:
;D ;D ;D
How long are they going to refer to themselves as 'former yugoslav republic' eh?
Talk about living on past glories. angry041:
Tossers. Where's my copy of the Mail? I must write in.
All that is wrong with the world ......... noooo:..........and That Cole slag....... cussing:I MET HER ONCE, NICE NOSE cloud9:
I am ashamed noooo:
WHAT IS THIS LADY VIOLINIST STUFF?
OMG .... Heather Small lives on! eeek:
They think its Moldova ....it is now :thumbsup:
They think its Moldova ....it is now :thumbsup:
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44 evil:
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44 evil:
The swedesh tart will get it........ whistle:
WTF IS GOING ON?
WTF IS GOING ON?
hUMP sad24:
RUSSIA MAY COME THROUGH :thumbsup:
Englebert has left the building ... whistle:
I'm never going to Finland scared2:
I have no idea...:thumbsup:
Do you read any of our posts noooo:
Bollocks Banghead I could have sworn it had been mentioned in dispatches. I was getting mixed up with Miss D's recent posting about "Total Eclipse of the Heart"... anyway, gives me chance to post this again
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Bonnie Tyler
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?
When is it .... rubschin:
On the 14th, 16th and 18th of May, we will come together to celebrate the biggest song contest on earth. Will you join?
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...? Thumbs:
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...? Thumbs:
I suspect he would look down and shake his head in resigned disapproval.
Lets do it!
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?
What else would be be doing ......it is tradition now like :thumbsup:
I might eyes:
I might eyes:
Go on, spoil yourself.
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And I thought Foggy luvved me sad24:
Get proper tools for the job like
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Get proper tools for the job like
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lol: lol: lol:
I am all fired up innit. ish.
I am all fired up innit. ish.
I have no telly here, so Miss D has invited me round to hers to watch it, like :thumbsup:
What programme is it on?
eeek: eeek: eeek:
You can babysit like :thumbsup:
doh:
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
doh:
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
You know u love it.
Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man. sad24:
doh:
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
You know u love it.
Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man. sad24:
Cheers to that! Thumbs:
Already on the collapso here, like :thumbsup:
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:Something from Evans Outsize?
Do we have to actually listen and watch the singing? scared2:Oh yes. eveilgrin:
Anyways an email has landed. In the annual wider family K sweepstake Mrs K and I have been allocated Romania & Germany.
Romania...
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:Something from Evans Outsize?
Expect flashing images??? scared2:That'll be the gayers scared2:
Three hours???? Shocked:
My feet hurt.
A bridge too far noooo:
Good work
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Good work
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
Good work
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
Indeed. Evening Miss D. Long time no type.
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
You could invite me round sad24: sad24:
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
You could invite me round sad24: sad24:
I could
But I didn't lol:
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.
Appropriately named song lol:
She is an harlot noooo:
For saying she likes having her hair done shame she didn't for tonight...
oh dear.........crap....come on where are the Russian grannies...Oh yes lets have them back on
I am missing all this sad24:
Hands like plates noooo:
Tasty ... Thumbs: Shame about the song..
Who opened the jewelry box and shouldn't she be twirling round ?
Christ i have lost the will to live.
Christ i have lost the will to live.
Thank you very much i appreciate it.Christ i have lost the will to live.
This is the support group - you are in the right place :thumbsup:
I like this for some reason.
Find a key .....any key eeek:
Come back when your balls have dropped mate... ;)
Come back when your balls have dropped mate... ;)
Come back when your balls have dropped mate... ;)
Wait for Romania BM ;)
A singing shuttlecock eeek:
A singing shuttlecock eeek:PMSL
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would Thumbs:
Nice teeth...
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would Thumbs:
But would she...? whistle:
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
She gets my vote for not having a dozen eejits jumping around behind her! Thumbs:
Do Cyprus have an entry this year or are they still busking outside that bank?
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
Golden shower of shite
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight.... whistle:
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight.... whistle:
drumroll:
It'd be wrist slitting stuff without him - well both wrists instead of just one.Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
:thumbsup: who gives a fuck what he thinks... wish he would just shut up...
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint noooo:
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint noooo:
Gayer?
TG just saw you.....
TG just saw you.....
Get on with it cussing:
TG just saw you.....
why u been wine stores too?
TG just saw you.....
why u been wine stores too?
On that last video on the ice...
* makes noose *
My god this is fit for funerals onlynot even
Oh hello :sex023:
That's her off Holby init...
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Bring back the Russian grannies or the butterfly gets it
told you, Evans Outsize
It's like Logan's Run put to music an dance noooo:
Stick to making porn, Sweden...
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)
Bonnie isn't just voluptuous, she has been a major cause of the world pie shortagestold you, Evans Outsize
some of us voluptuous ones have too...she aint bad for her age....
Isn't that Hermione Granger .....?Going for the Potter vote she is
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)
You are not the manager of my branch of Bargain Booze are you?
Isn't that Hermione Granger .....?
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"
It may have been volume 6...
Get yer hait cut, seal shagger evil:
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"
It may have been volume 6...
Pardon...ladies in the room.... eyes:
It was Volume 5 TMR, and also in the "Best of"
I'm a living in a box ....in a cardboard box whistle:
Keeping men in cages you say rubschin:
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....
Spares ;)
Gogol rejects?
Bloody hell, it's just like outside my place right now. There's a wedding going on, there must be 20 blokes out there in kilts. Better than most of the dresses though :thumbsup:
Did I hear that right ... this girl's called Slapper? eeek:
Song title: "I feed you my love" eeek:
cue TMR whistle:
Song not strong enough - he needs some eejits jumping around....
... or put him in a box like.... Thumbs:
Another white/cream frock ffs
Helllooooooooo..... eyes:And she can sing too
Helllooooooooo..... eyes:And she can sing too
afterwards like
Ciggy lighters waving in the air everybody ::)
Another white/cream frock ffs
We could soon have her out of that..... whistle:
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
He's dressed like a bin liner noooo:
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
START VOTING! Party001:Haven't you put up a poll here?
START VOTING! Party001:Haven't you put up a poll here?
::)
lol give him a smackStrong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet :thumbsup:
Russia I tells ya! cussing:
Russia I tells ya! cussing:you could well be right. apart from the "peace is good, life is lovely" idiot lyrics she did try to look and sound like the almost thinking persons artist
Russia I tells ya! cussing:you could well be right. apart from the "peace is good, life is lovely" idiot lyrics she did try to look and sound like the almost thinking persons artist
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?Please, I get to win £13 if they do
Romania?
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?
Romania?
Passes the mini chedders have you got some of those?
Pickled egg anyone?
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:Pickled egg anyone?
:thumbsup:
Bloody hell that's a bloke...
Russia doing well then.... evil:
"Side Show bob" happy001
Ireland in shock fail lol:
Ireland in shock fail lol:
Ireland in shock fail lol:
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You should have seen the lezzers Nick! Thumbs:
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You should have seen the lezzers Nick! Thumbs:
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
point:
Game over I reckon ...
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Who is winning ....... rubschin:
Come on Ireland, make a come-back
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Who is winning ....... rubschin:
Denmark.... evil:
I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet :thumbsup:
I missed it!! angry041: sad32:You were lucky
Just as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh ::)
Bet you're glad Greece didn'tJust as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Denmark wins... like I said like.... Thumbs:
Declaring a winner before game over .... noooo:
Almost like celebrity death bingo rubschin:
The bare feet did it again :thumbsup:
The bare feet did it again :thumbsup:
That's it then ... reconvene in '14 :thumbsup:Yes and ta all for making it a laugh
That's it then ... reconvene in '14 :thumbsup:Yes and ta all for making it a laugh
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Oh yeah, give the TG's a lift... never turned up for me on "that day" though did yer whistle:
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
A very silly way to end a career and sadly most will now remember her for this fiasco and poor 'performance' instead of some of her great stuffBonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Harsh, but fair.
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
I made the lost in... joke! cussing:
A very silly way to end a career and sadly most will now remember her for this fiasco and poor 'performance' instead of some of her great stuffBonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Harsh, but fair.
Talking of which
Bonnie Tyler: Holding out for a Hero (1984) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI#)
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the grumpies.. surrender:
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the washing.. surrender:
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the washing.. surrender:
whistle:
Cyprus may not enter coz they are skint,,,,,
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)
rubschin:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)
rubschin:
noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)
rubschin:
noooo:
The TGs will not be happy............. noooo:
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two.......... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing whistle:
All nice and ready like....
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two.......... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing whistle:
All nice and ready like....
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two.......... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing whistle:
All nice and ready like....
Here or there? ::)
Past your bedtime noooo:
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All nice and ready like..... Thumbs:lol:
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All nice and ready like..... Thumbs:lol:
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I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Yes.... but they are... um, darker now.... redface:
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Yes.... but they are... um, darker now.... redface:
You burnt them......... noooo:
He claimed LL made them. They were like dog turds wrapped in brown paper noooo:
I was too polite to say at the time angel1
sick2: sick2:
I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady angel1
sick2: sick2:
I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady angel1
Will Miss C be joining us....?
I am at the man's house. I have tried explaining that I need to watch Eurovision. He is eeady to have me sectioned sad24:
sans avatart sad32:
Where's is TG.......... rubschin:
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Not last year.... but now...? rubschin:
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Not last year.... but now...? rubschin:
So that bog picture was true then,...... rubschin:
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:
Be calm.
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
Be calm.
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
Be calm.
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
TG! cloud9:
Did you bring pickled onions? evil:
Be kind - LL the Euro Virgin is here...............
Just got to finish a couple of lines of knitting first and then this will have my full attention
TG ... Cheers!
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody..... noooo:
Stand by....
LL ! ... Mind you don't sit on the remote ;)
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody..... noooo:
Stand by....
Did you charge 2 quid for that as well........ cussing:
Eyes down... look in... Thumbs:
Eyes down... look in... Thumbs:
Sleeping already ......... noooo:
1996?
They've taken eighteen fucking years to build it? eeek:
Fire cloud9: Indoors cloud9: cloud9:
Fire cloud9: Indoors cloud9: cloud9:
I miss Wogan.... cry:
I miss Wogan.... cry:
full of gayers noooo: noooo:
Number 11 the bearded lady eeek:
The love of Mark's life ''Scary Mary'' is singing for Austria!!!
Oh Christ.
Oh Christ.
No Cyprus...? eeek:
Hamster?
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:
Gayers... noooo:
Gayers... noooo:
And crap........ noooo:
Gayers... noooo:
And crap........ noooo:
Thumbs:
Nice voice but not eurovision type stuff.......
Gayers... ::)
What is it with gayers and beards Nick...?
He reminds me of gout.
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
You prolly are... Gayer:
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
You prolly are... Gayer:
Not the 1st time that guys been in a ring.......... noooo:
Takes one to know one noooo:
That Romanian song >>> in the top 10 so far (prediction time)
I am lowering my expectations noooo:
catchy though
15 points from Cyprus... ::)
Sounds like a Bond theme
Winner???
Winner???
Never trust an Austrian ... noooo:
Mein Gott! that's awful
Top 3 material that Swede
Wot they holding .......... whistle:
Wot they holding .......... whistle:
Baldy???
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from redface:::)
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from redface:
Italy has fat thighs and SHOULD NOT wear her skirt that short!!!
Thank you BM for the new bottle of wine................ cloud9:
She looks like Davros.... noooo:
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
Good song ......
Going to bed noooo: noooo: noooo:
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
Switzerland's answer to Roger Whittaker ............nearly fell of my chair on the first few opening notes!!!
Jeeez .... at this rate the UK actually have a chance to be in the top ten eeek:
I rate this Dutch one
I rate this Dutch one
I rate this Dutch one
A little bit C & W ????????????????
Two hopes... noooo:
Two hopes... noooo:
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:
Yeah sort of agree but I did do the arm punching thing ::)
Oh oh sarcasm from presenter to presenter !!!
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
Shocked:
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
I'll have mine runny please Pastis lol:
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
I'll have mine runny please Pastis lol:
ketchup?
See you next year people. filter:
See you next year people. filter:
It's not finished yet.........
The bearded lady won... noooo:
happy001The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
happy001The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
and worthy: to all the posting above. We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return. What a silly winner.
For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies ;)
happy001The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
and worthy: to all the posting above. We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return. What a silly winner.
For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies ;)
snigger.......... redface:
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
Not just you
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
Not just you
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed
noooo: noooo: noooo: imho
If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won
lol:Not just you
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed
noooo: noooo: noooo: imho
If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won
I thought Russell Brand had won.... rubschin:
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:
rubschin:
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:
rubschin:
In the paper.......... rubschin:
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
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whistle:Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
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You swine Darwin, this is now stuck in my head lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s)
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
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Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
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happy001
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
drumroll:
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
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happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
drumroll:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154)
rubschin: Well it beats some previous entries.
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me Apey, he now knows he is good enough to be able to represent Germany without having to go through the torture of being forced to listen to all the other entries. Thumbs:Thumbs: Thumbs:
Having said that Steve I'm intruiged by Finland's entry this year. rubschin:Only 85 seconds, I dislike it less already
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196)
Yay! 2 people!Well not as I typ
Anyone else not dead?
Party001: Party001:
Hello? Still here.
Yay! Another year and I am still above ground.
So. You?
All good?
If you reply to this I will assume you are not dead !
cloud9:
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares sad24: sad24:tunble:
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares sad24: sad24:
facepalm:
Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................
oh, look! 8.00 ::)
facepalm:
Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................
oh, look! 8.00 ::)
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Need to clicky ... ;)
Im here! hello to fellow VPs ...got the wine out and now for fun....LOL cloud9:
Good evening from the TG's residence. Slurp
Those three lasses seem to be able to get their tongues round most things
lol: lol:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fibwy2ld4b%2Feurovision.jpg&hash=4ed012b94507331e10fe2ab9cf38af1e6b656295) (http://postimg.org/image/ibwy2ld4b/)
Need to clicky ... ;)
;D
DOWN THE FROGS. tHEY MAY AS WELL SURRENDER NOW noooo: noooo:
Can't do any harm like
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;D ;D ;DCan't do any harm like
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;D ;D
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:
Winner..... rubschin:
Winner..... rubschin:Hope not, over rated imho
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:
Clark Kent eeek:
Men keep you eye on the music...such a tart..!! whistle:
Poland plays the wheelchair card ::)
I can see her pants eeek:Gusset vision
Another plunging neckline.And a very good one too
The Russki song was quite good.
The Russki song was quite good.
More eye candy for the ladies.but it's vaguely classy
More eye candy for the ladies.but it's vaguely classy
Won't win then
So will the UK beat Cyprus?
Your crap is thrashing our crapSo will the UK beat Cyprus?
We have 2.... Thumbs:
Your crap is thrashing our crapSo will the UK beat Cyprus?
We have 2.... Thumbs:
Oh shame I seem to have got back from work late and missed all theshitesongs. whistle:
I just went to bed noooo: noooo:
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Cameron welcomes Eurovision result
Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.
“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”
He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song. Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “
Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
So it will be a happy joyous affair then... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
So it will be a happy joyous affair then... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
Holy fuck... noooo:
So it will be a happy joyous affair then... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
Holy fuck... noooo:
Someone can sing "when the boat comes in "....... Thumbs:
The most important thing is to remember to feed her sausages on time. Then everything will be alright!
Ivan, Belarus' Eurovision entry
I see that this year Eurovision have managed to weed out the nutters and only attract serious artists, the kind who sing to wolves while bare ass naked. lol:QuoteThe most important thing is to remember to feed her sausages on time. Then everything will be alright!
Ivan, Belarus' Eurovision entry
Too.........many........jokes.... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3541430/Is-weirdest-Eurovision-act-Meet-Ivan-Belarus-rock-star-singing-NAKED-pack-hungry-wild-wolves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3541430/Is-weirdest-Eurovision-act-Meet-Ivan-Belarus-rock-star-singing-NAKED-pack-hungry-wild-wolves.html)
One down already...:thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208)
I forgot eeek: Might have to root for Italy redface:
I am told that we have to vote for each entry noooo:
Waits for predictable snigger ::)
I am told that we have to vote for each entry noooo:
Waits for predictable snigger ::)
Tension is mounting ::)
Tension is mounting ::)
Ah, there you are. Help. I am surrounded by tipsy women in lingerie. Advice please
Norton just said, "three and a half hours". NO f u c k ing way noooo:
Ah, there you are. Help. I am surrounded by tipsy women in lingerie. Advice please
BM never left it. Squealing here noooo:
Good evening.
Good evening.
yey, my eurovision buddy!!! so excited. Thumbs:
She says ta but is busy with some langoustines
This one physically hurts. Godawful!!!! noooo:True, luckily still had minutes in the buffer. Just one left now.
ITALY scared2:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:ITALY scared2:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
bored stupid so far. noooo:
I told Miss I she would have been betterer angel1You diplomat you
I book these guys for weddingsHence the divorce rate noooo:
Eurovision in Cyprus next year! :thumbsup:
Eurovision in Cyprus next year! :thumbsup:
You can do the stage...... Thumbs:
'tuck' you say...? whistle:
I am back like. Have I missed much?
I am back like. Have I missed much?
i am still here. in spirit at least,,,,,
tunble:
It's between Cypus, Italy and RussiaI am back like. Have I missed much?
No... all shite plus a gayer.... noooo:
I never thought I'd hear myself say this but I'm glad to have put Eurovision on now. Just had to endure over an hour of Britain's got delusions of talent.
One question, was that woman singing cold water or Cole Porter? rubschin:
tunble:
It all seems like a bad dream noooo:If you ignored the songs it was better than usual. Maybe I mean less worse but the two hosts were good
Embarrassed about the whole gin/cake/voting debacle Miss I has promised me a big treat on Friday night cloud9: eyes: eyes:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supersumo.co.uk%2Fimages%2FimgINDIAN.jpg&hash=8981b13223393e5194946a23960e9cb4a375ed61)
rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
I want to be Terry Wogan.... cry:
Not dead obviously... ::)
Not dead obviously... ::)
I'm pretty certain he is.
Surely Nick/April would be the now obligatory transgender contestant.rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
69? :thumbsup:
Surely Nick/April would be the now obligatory transgender contestant.rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
You should do the Wogan role
Who's going to be the Top Totty that can actually speak multiple languages?
Miss I is multilingual cloud9:TMJs (c Apey)
Miss I is multilingual cloud9:TMJs (c Apey)
Surely Miss I's going to be the ever worthy but never winning Italian singstress.
Apey for the interval act?
A blue joke or 3, a contortionist trick involving padlocks and a Guinness record attempt for eating Twiglets?Miss I is multilingual cloud9:TMJs (c Apey)
Surely Miss I's going to be the ever worthy but never winning Italian singstress.
Apey for the interval act?
Thumbs:
Good evening.
What is happening?
Voiceover man said viewers are warned that the programme contains repetitive ... flashing lights
I thought he was gonna say songs
He's not missing much noooo:Awful isn't it
Just came across this on my pooter. Had quite forgotten that I wrote it.
Cameron welcomes Eurovision result
Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.
“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”
He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song. Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “
Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:rubschin:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:rubschin:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Nick and Nod are near Lisbon, surely they should present it.
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:rubschin:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Nick and Nod are near Lisbon, surely they should present it.
Well we are watching it eeek: Nod has never seen it before eeek: He is astonished eeek:
Well we are watching it eeek: Nod has never seen it before eeek: He is astonished eeek:
A television ???
If Oz win the whole of Europe will have to fly there next year razz: razz: And it will have to be on in the morning, like rubschin:
ISRAEL! W? T? F?Bjork tribute act?
ISRAEL! W? T? F?Bjork tribute act?
Far from the worst
OMG look what’s happened to Smugland while BM is away
SO ours got interrupted by a protester, but she soldiered on :thumbsup: rubschin:
Hang on........... rubschin:
Nod is transfixed and is staying up for the voting. Says he has never seen anything like it.
WHAT??
The world has gone mad!! It is rather amusing eveilgrin:
DO you want me to send you a link? angel1No, we have all the sausages we need thank you.
sad32: sad32: sad32:
at least I can operate a corkscrew
DO you want me to send you a link? angel1No, we have all the sausages we need thank you.
sad32: sad32: sad32:
at least I can operate a corkscrew
And do a decent job of explaining how to use one..... whistle:
Cyprus entry is crap.......... noooo:
Well break out the vintage Blue Nun and celebrateCyprus entry is crap.......... noooo:
They are though....... eeek:
Full entry list
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/ (https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/)
based purely on looks (did you expect me to listen?) I vote Romania with Serbia as a back stop
And bonkersFull entry list
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/ (https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/)
based purely on looks (did you expect me to listen?) I vote Romania with Serbia as a back stop
The entry from Iceland is...................interesting... eeek:
I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Nah not Brexit, nor even lingering Iraq feelings but so many nations hate that we (and Germany etc) are big successful nations and they aren't and even more that they know we produce so much excellent music year after year but offer up such insulting dross for our Eurovision entries.The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Apparently the only reason the UK came last was because of Brexit... lol:
Madonna has reached the point where she either has to accept that she has aged and reinvent herself accordingly or turn into even more of a parody of her 20 year old self.
angel1The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Brilliant, you suffered so we didn't have to... worthy:
So apparently France's culture minister is throwing a tantrum because their entry into this years Eurovision has English lyrics. happy002
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029535/French-Eurovision-song-denounced-countrys-culture-minister-using-English-lyrics.html
Do we really care anymore?
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Do we really care anymore?Anymore?
Do we really care anymore?Anymore?
redface: I blame those AmericunsDo we really care anymore?Anymore?
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Semi final tonight...
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Semi final tonight...
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Eurovision-2021-bingo-3058822.jpg?r=1621371017409)
whistle:
.Lost for words eh?
The Cyprus one ..was very "Lady GaGa" ...... rubschin:Very but Gaga has gone shite and your local lady scrubs up well as put on a good performance
The Cyprus one ..was very "Lady GaGa" ...... rubschin:Very but Gaga has gone shite and your local lady scrubs up well as put on a good performance
Belgium ..is that Lulu ....... eeek: rubschin:Looks like it
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
Krauts ..catchy .. rubschin:Utterly dreadful
It was appalling not helped by having Velma from Scoobydoo on stageUK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
Thumbs:
Iceland proper Eurovision song .. Thumbs: naff but good naff....
we've got two threads running Angry9:
Good evening all.
Nice to see u all again. whistle:
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
They interviewed him yesterday and he said he hopes to improve on last years score (setting the bar high ;-) where we came last with nil points
Well done him for equalling it happy001
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)As Tesco say 'every little helps' And remember what happened in South Africa
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Just had a row online with a mong ......she suggested "we" use all the big "Russian" homes owned here to house Ukrainian refugees ....... noooo:
I pointed out that all the owners may not be at fault.... ::)....and that living on an Island that is still half occupied maybe we should start closer to home ...
Then suggested using stamford bridge ... Thumbs:
At which point she explained that she lived in Cyprus not UK ( I knew that from location on her post noooo: )...and she was unaware of any occupation here ... noooo:
at which point I just gave up ..... ;D noooo: noooo:
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Just had a row online with a mong ......she suggested "we" use all the big "Russian" homes owned here to house Ukrainian refugees ....... noooo:
I pointed out that all the owners may not be at fault.... ::)....and that living on an Island that is still half occupied maybe we should start closer to home ...
Then suggested using stamford bridge ... Thumbs:
At which point she explained that she lived in Cyprus not UK ( I knew that from location on her post noooo: )...and she was unaware of any occupation here ... noooo:
at which point I just gave up ..... ;D noooo: noooo:
If Ukraine don't win I'll eat me boater.
If Ukraine don't win I'll eat me boater.
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
lol: lol:lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
All nice and ready like :thumbsup:
I have UK in the family sweepstake, Mrs K has Lithuania
(so still no incentive to watch)
drumroll:I have UK in the family sweepstake, Mrs K has Lithuania
(so still no incentive to watch)
I hope she gets well soon ..... rubschin:
drumroll:I have UK in the family sweepstake, Mrs K has Lithuania
(so still no incentive to watch)
I hope she gets well soon ..... rubschin:
Anyway I am now £10 richer :thumbsup:
(https://i.postimg.cc/xJC59GHN/281198831-562788038615275-5850975393606961969-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xJC59GHN)
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/xJC59GHN/281198831-562788038615275-5850975393606961969-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xJC59GHN)
Thumbs: (where do you find them whistle: ).....
Johnny Rotten wants to represent Britain this year? eeek:
Isn't this one of the precursors of the apocalypse? scared2:
https://www.politico.eu/article/john-lydon-rotten-sex-pistols-eurovision-song-2023-hawaii/
Cyprus are in it! eeek:God knows how but at least it's on first so we can have a laugh and go back to doing something enjoyable
Mrs K won the family sweepstake £25 Party001:
prolly already spent though cry:
We were invited to a Eurovision evening on Saturday. How lucky the M25 is going to be closed so sadly we were forced to say no.
Maybe we'd win but no. My brother is the family and friends Eurovision master and he takes it so so seriouslyWe were invited to a Eurovision evening on Saturday. How lucky the M25 is going to be closed so sadly we were forced to say no.
To enter … rubschin: