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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 28, 2007, 08:16:57 AM

Title: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
But only in Japan, unfortunately. Surely there is a noble and honourable precedent here which the Hewitts, Kellys, Jowells and others of the world would be advised to emulate. Their days are numbered anyway.............
Title: Re: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2007, 08:19:22 AM
But only in Japan, unfortunately. Surely there is a noble and honourable precedent here which the Hewitts, Kellys, Jowells and others of the world would be advised to emulate. Their days are numbered anyway.............
Doesn?t Tony go tomorrow?

It would be a spectacular way in which to leave Downing Street ? in a box.
Title: Re: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2007, 08:40:31 AM
No he is in there for another month. Cherie is putting on wieght. The removers are having to carry her out sideways. In a bag.
Title: Re: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2007, 09:10:08 AM
No he is in there for another month. Cherie is putting on wieght. The removers are having to carry her out sideways. In a bag.

Personally, if I were in charge of security, I'd have the tea spoons counted before she gets out of the door.
Title: Re: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Misunderstood on May 28, 2007, 11:27:09 AM
But only in Japan, unfortunately. Surely there is a noble and honourable precedent here which the Hewitts, Kellys, Jowells and others of the world would be advised to emulate. Their days are numbered anyway.............

Would you PLEASE quit winding me up so!!

On a Bank Holiday woolly brained dry-mouthed half-consious semi-aware non-day I get to look at.... THAT!

It's not clever and it's not fair.

I SMITE you mightily.
Title: Re: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2007, 05:43:11 AM
No he is in there for another month. Cherie is putting on wieght. The removers are having to carry her out sideways. In a bag.

Personally, if I were in charge of security, I'd have the tea spoons counted before she gets out of the door.
A full cavity search in fact?  sick2:
Title: Re: Cabinet Minister commits suicide
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2007, 07:27:13 AM
No he is in there for another month.
I'd have the tea spoons counted before she gets out of the door.
A full cavity search in fact.

They are, that is why they need an extra month.

The Ghurka regiment is due to finish under her tongue this week.