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Title: Wife's life purpose
Post by: Pastis on May 31, 2008, 12:05:17 PM
This might ring a few bells...  ;)

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/family/story/0,,2282559,00.html

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"Your hair's looking a bit thin at the front," she says. She turns to the boy. "Your father is losing his hair, I'm afraid."

"I'm married," I say. "I no longer need hair."

"He has to say that because he's going bald."

"She's just trying to flatten my self-esteem," I tell the boy. "She can't help it. It's her life's purpose."

"She's like a self-esteem roller," he says.

"That's very good," I say. "I can use that."

My wife glares at both of us.

"No, you cannot use it," she says. "I'm not allowing it. You cannot write that I am like a self-esteem roller."

"Yes I can," I say. "I can use it if I want." I look at the boy. "Can't I?" He thinks for a minute.

"Five pounds," he says finally.

"Done," I say.

Title: Re: Wife's life purpose
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2008, 08:29:05 PM
 confused: Does sound familiar.
Title: Re: Wife's life purpose
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2017, 05:52:44 AM
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