The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Pastis on May 31, 2008, 12:05:17 PM
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This might ring a few bells... ;)
http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/family/story/0,,2282559,00.html
"Your hair's looking a bit thin at the front," she says. She turns to the boy. "Your father is losing his hair, I'm afraid."
"I'm married," I say. "I no longer need hair."
"He has to say that because he's going bald."
"She's just trying to flatten my self-esteem," I tell the boy. "She can't help it. It's her life's purpose."
"She's like a self-esteem roller," he says.
"That's very good," I say. "I can use that."
My wife glares at both of us.
"No, you cannot use it," she says. "I'm not allowing it. You cannot write that I am like a self-esteem roller."
"Yes I can," I say. "I can use it if I want." I look at the boy. "Can't I?" He thinks for a minute.
"Five pounds," he says finally.
"Done," I say.
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confused: Does sound familiar.
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