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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 01, 2008, 05:04:46 PM
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I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.
It worked and I didn't cut myself.
Doesn't seem right somehow. rubschin:
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I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.
It worked and I didn't cut myself.
Doesn't seem right somehow. rubschin:
Be afraid... noooo:
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Well done ~ I knew I should have called in.
I could have said things like "Oh, I wouldn't do it like that if I were you" and "You should do it like that you know". eveilgrin:
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Well done Nick.
I bottled out yesterday and had the chippies in; a longstanding arrangement concerning bedroom cupboards and storage. Fine job they did too and one that would have had me falling off the learning curve more times than a pi$$ artist on a slippery pole.
They left yesterday late afternoon; I asked if it was ok to sleep in there, what with the smell of paint etc.... Yeah, no problem. I quite like the smell of paint.. sort o' clean smell said Andy.
I awoke this morning at 9:30 ... feeling slightly drugged noooo:
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Well done Nick.
I bottled out yesterday and had the chippies in; a longstanding arrangement concerning bedroom cupboards and storage. Fine job they did too and one that would have had me falling off the learning curve more times than a pi$$ artist on a slippery pole.
They left yesterday late afternoon; I asked if it was ok to sleep in there, what with the smell of paint etc.... Yeah, no problem. I quite like the smell of paint.. sort o' clean smell said Andy.
I awoke this morning at 9:30 ... feeling slightly drugged noooo:
Rhypnol prolly... noooo:
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Red wine I spect noooo:
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Wrongly encouraged by yesterday's success Mrs Nick had me doing another job with a light switch.I said it had ti wait till daylight. I swtiched the leccy off and commenced work. Mrs Nick wanted to use the computer so she switched the leccy back on again (absent-mindedly like evil:)
She can get a main in next time evil:
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Wrongly encouraged by yesterday's success Mrs Nick had me doing another job with a light switch.I said it had ti wait till daylight. I swtiched the leccy off and commenced work. Mrs Nick wanted to use the computer so she switched the leccy back on again (absent-mindedly like evil:)
She can get a main in next time evil:
Freudian slip? lol:
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Wrongly encouraged by yesterday's success Mrs Nick had me doing another job with a light switch.I said it had ti wait till daylight. I swtiched the leccy off and commenced work. Mrs Nick wanted to use the computer so she switched the leccy back on again (absent-mindedly like evil:)
She can get a main in next time evil:
Freudian slip? lol:
Patio lighting now is it?
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I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.
It worked and I didn't cut myself.
Doesn't seem right somehow. rubschin:
Ok, what did you intend to create? What did you actually build? And has a passing sparrow been able to land on it without it collapsing? whistle:
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I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.
It worked and I didn't cut myself.
Doesn't seem right somehow. rubschin:
Ok, what did you intend to create? What did you actually build? And has a passing sparrow been able to land on it without it collapsing? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I changed the lock on the back door. Very tricky job!! Very tricky indeed.
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I changed the lock on the back door. Very tricky job!! Very tricky indeed.
Von Braun would have been proud of you I'm sure... ::)
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I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith ;)
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I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith ;)
Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... redface:
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Not to worry Barman.
We should be getting worried about Nick, it sounds like he getting a little too sure of his DIY skills.
It'll end in tears, you mark my words.
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The screws on the old lock were in different positions from the screws on the new lock.
I deployed some Blu Tak at one point confused:
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I deployed some Blu Tak at one point confused:
Good man happy088
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I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith ;)
Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... redface:
I think he meant Mrs Hitler. ::)
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I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith ;)
Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... redface:
I think he meant Mrs Hitler. ::)
She was a locksmith?
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I changed the lock on the back door. Very tricky job!! Very tricky indeed.
Why does Nick working on a lock make me think of the Italian Job?
'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' whistle:
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I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith ;)
Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... redface:
I think he meant Mrs Hitler. ::)
She was a locksmith?
Well she managed the lock on Adolfs lederhosen.
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WHat sort of nation could:
a) invent this?
b) regard it as a suitable form of clothing for people?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV26LiQ9.jpg&hash=47973d88dff084b0b5eea74153c32d5c334d23ff) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV26LiQ9)
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WHat sort of nation could:
a) invent this?
b) regard it as a suitable form of clothing for people?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV26LiQ9.jpg&hash=47973d88dff084b0b5eea74153c32d5c334d23ff) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV26LiQ9)
Obviously a rather successful one.
If all those fat, pie muching Brummies had worn them, Rover would own BMW by now. noooo: