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Title: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:23:26 PM
Why the cold showers?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 07:24:29 PM
Why the cold showers?

Wow! That went off topic fast!
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:25:10 PM
Will there be whips and chains?  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:25:31 PM
Bring your own!
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 07:26:14 PM
Will there be whips and chains?  whistle:

Can you afford them?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:26:27 PM
Bring your own!
Discount?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Bring your own!
Dicount?

You cant afford them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2008, 07:27:58 PM
Bring your own!
Dicount?


Did you leave out the K in that or have I misread it completely.
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:29:27 PM
Bring your own!
Dicount?


Did you leave out the K in that or have I misread it completely.
redface:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
Bring your own!
Discount?

You cant afford them.  noooo:
Is there a 'tarriff' then?  eyes:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 07:33:03 PM
Bring your own!
Discount?

You cant afford them.  noooo:
Is there a 'tarriff' then?  eyes:

Yes.
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:34:34 PM
Bring your own!
Discount?

You cant afford them.  noooo:
Is there a 'tarriff' then?  eyes:

Yes.
And...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 08:05:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjBdggzh3o&feature=related

 whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 06, 2008, 08:29:45 PM
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uuuuu ooooo whats this? my new job then.... cussing:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2008, 08:48:54 PM
Have you got any rubber gloves or any vaseline?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2008, 04:56:25 AM
cloud9:

uuuuu ooooo whats this? my new job then.... cussing:
Oooops...  scared2:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2008, 04:57:00 AM
Have you got any rubber gloves or any vaseline?
For you or for her?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 05:37:27 AM
Mornin' lads. Early birds aint we.  confused:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 05:37:59 AM
Morning BM & TG. I am used to seeing BM up at this time of the day but TG?
We haven't had you banned from the marital bed have we old chum?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 05:39:31 AM
Morning BM & TG. I am used to seeing BM up at this time of the day but TG?
We haven't had you banned from the marital bed have we old chum?

Just nipping down to the cash machine.  happy088
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 05:42:12 AM
She won't even give you credit?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2008, 05:55:59 AM
Morning BM & TG. I am used to seeing BM up at this time of the day but TG?
We haven't had you banned from the marital bed have we old chum?

Just nipping down to the cash machine.  happy088
Good man... don't forget to get 75% extra out...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2008, 06:12:02 AM
I think he has gone down the cash point!  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 06:16:09 AM
That's our girl! Priorities clearly in the right place  lol:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2008, 07:07:39 AM
That's our girl! Priorities clearly in the rigt place  lol:
And we make 75%  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on June 07, 2008, 10:24:27 AM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 10:31:47 AM
We'll know when we see the tariff  eveilgrin:

I do have the book:
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Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2008, 11:06:35 AM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2008, 05:54:00 PM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly...  whistle:

Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 06:32:56 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:36:05 PM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
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Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2008, 05:26:32 AM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly...  whistle:

Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM  noooo:

Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 06:17:43 AM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly...  whistle:

Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM  noooo:

Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)
Angry9:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2008, 07:58:26 AM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly...  whistle:

Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM  noooo:

Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)

Probably paint on a picture of the deceased as well.  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 10:08:55 AM
What the hell is going on today!?!?!
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 10:09:50 AM
What the hell is going on today!?!?!

Dunno. But it's all very odd.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 10:11:34 AM
What the hell is going on today!?!?!
Nick has forgotten to take his meds...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2008, 11:05:32 AM
What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly...  whistle:

Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM  noooo:

Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)

Probably paint on a picture of the deceased as well.  whistle:

In a last supperesque diorama with all the other patrons of the pub...


Nope, we'd still have room to spare, any more suggestions?  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:08:29 AM
One black felt tip line over the top of his skull to represent Wenchy's posterior?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 11:34:06 AM
What is it with your obsession over my backside!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:36:07 AM
I am interested in eclipses
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 11:39:18 AM
What is it with your obsession over my backside!?!?  eeek:
He is poorly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:39:56 AM
No. I am normal. Everyone else is bonkers!
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 11:41:49 AM
No. I am normal. Everyone else is bonkers!
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Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:43:21 AM
Precisely.

Let us all go and buy buns and play with trains at the same time. Nice cemetery there too (in case anyone feels a bit weak)
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 11:47:59 AM
Oh I like a good cemetery! The one up on the downs in Epsom has a load of gypsies in it! Excellent bad taste graves!
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:54:49 AM
Don't start me on cemeteries!

The one in Fulham is just full of gays hiding behind gravestones  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 11:55:29 AM
 eeek:

You do seem to have an awful lot of run ins with the gay community don't you!  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:56:24 AM
There was that event in Brussels with the stepladder, I grant you.

Not of my seeking though
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Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 11:56:55 AM
Must just be your peachy bum then.  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:58:33 AM
In 1974 possibly. Also my blond curls. I fell for the "I can show you round my City, ooh I live here" trick. I was young! redface:
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2008, 12:08:29 PM
Don't start me on cemeteries!

The one in Fulham is just full of gays hiding behind gravestones  noooo:

With a little steam train weaving in and out of the headstones?
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 12:09:30 PM
No, that is in a baker's shop!
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 12:44:18 PM
Because trains in a graveyard is such a silly idea in comparisson.  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TG's house of pleasure.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 12:48:43 PM
In 1974 possibly. Also my blond curls. I fell for the "I can show you round my City, ooh I live here" trick. I was young! redface:

The stepladder was a revelation!