The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on June 06, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
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cloud9:
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Why the cold showers?
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Why the cold showers?
Wow! That went off topic fast!
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Will there be whips and chains? whistle:
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Bring your own!
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Will there be whips and chains? whistle:
Can you afford them?
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Bring your own!
Discount?
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Bring your own!
Dicount?
You cant afford them. noooo:
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Bring your own!
Dicount?
Did you leave out the K in that or have I misread it completely.
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Bring your own!
Dicount?
Did you leave out the K in that or have I misread it completely.
redface:
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Bring your own!
Discount?
You cant afford them. noooo:
Is there a 'tarriff' then? eyes:
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Bring your own!
Discount?
You cant afford them. noooo:
Is there a 'tarriff' then? eyes:
Yes.
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Bring your own!
Discount?
You cant afford them. noooo:
Is there a 'tarriff' then? eyes:
Yes.
And... whistle:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjBdggzh3o&feature=related
whistle:
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cloud9:
uuuuu ooooo whats this? my new job then.... cussing:
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Have you got any rubber gloves or any vaseline?
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cloud9:
uuuuu ooooo whats this? my new job then.... cussing:
Oooops... scared2:
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Have you got any rubber gloves or any vaseline?
For you or for her? rubschin:
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Mornin' lads. Early birds aint we. confused:
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Morning BM & TG. I am used to seeing BM up at this time of the day but TG?
We haven't had you banned from the marital bed have we old chum?
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Morning BM & TG. I am used to seeing BM up at this time of the day but TG?
We haven't had you banned from the marital bed have we old chum?
Just nipping down to the cash machine. happy088
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She won't even give you credit? eeek:
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Morning BM & TG. I am used to seeing BM up at this time of the day but TG?
We haven't had you banned from the marital bed have we old chum?
Just nipping down to the cash machine. happy088
Good man... don't forget to get 75% extra out... whistle:
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I think he has gone down the cash point! eeek:
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That's our girl! Priorities clearly in the right place lol:
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That's our girl! Priorities clearly in the rigt place lol:
And we make 75% cloud9:
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
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We'll know when we see the tariff eveilgrin:
I do have the book:
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly... whistle:
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly... whistle:
Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM noooo:
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Que?
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:
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evil:
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evil:
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly... whistle:
Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM noooo:
Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly... whistle:
Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM noooo:
Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)
Angry9:
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly... whistle:
Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM noooo:
Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)
Probably paint on a picture of the deceased as well. whistle:
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What the hell is going on today!?!?!
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What the hell is going on today!?!?!
Dunno. But it's all very odd. rubschin:
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What the hell is going on today!?!?!
Nick has forgotten to take his meds... whistle:
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What is Wenchy's position in all this?
On her back mostly... whistle:
Something tells me that is going to be carved on your headstone BM noooo:
Carved on his forehead more like (There is enough room!)
Probably paint on a picture of the deceased as well. whistle:
In a last supperesque diorama with all the other patrons of the pub...
Nope, we'd still have room to spare, any more suggestions? whistle:
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One black felt tip line over the top of his skull to represent Wenchy's posterior?
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What is it with your obsession over my backside!?!? eeek:
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I am interested in eclipses
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What is it with your obsession over my backside!?!? eeek:
He is poorly... noooo:
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No. I am normal. Everyone else is bonkers!
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No. I am normal. Everyone else is bonkers!
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Precisely.
Let us all go and buy buns and play with trains at the same time. Nice cemetery there too (in case anyone feels a bit weak)
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Oh I like a good cemetery! The one up on the downs in Epsom has a load of gypsies in it! Excellent bad taste graves!
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Don't start me on cemeteries!
The one in Fulham is just full of gays hiding behind gravestones noooo:
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eeek:
You do seem to have an awful lot of run ins with the gay community don't you! eeek:
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There was that event in Brussels with the stepladder, I grant you.
Not of my seeking though
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Must just be your peachy bum then. ::)
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In 1974 possibly. Also my blond curls. I fell for the "I can show you round my City, ooh I live here" trick. I was young! redface:
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Don't start me on cemeteries!
The one in Fulham is just full of gays hiding behind gravestones noooo:
With a little steam train weaving in and out of the headstones?
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No, that is in a baker's shop!
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Because trains in a graveyard is such a silly idea in comparisson. ::)
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In 1974 possibly. Also my blond curls. I fell for the "I can show you round my City, ooh I live here" trick. I was young! redface:
The stepladder was a revelation!