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Title: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 09:37:25 AM
Is it just one of those days?

Kitchen flooring that I now realise has been purchased to match low flying hair dye. Cake shops that sell trains (or is it the other way round?)

A strange day ahead methinks.  angry041:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:38:30 AM
Is it just one of those days?

Kitchen flooring that I now realise has been purchased to match low flying hair dye. Cake shops that sell trains (or is it the other way round?)

A strange day ahead methinks.  angry041:
Indeed... and that is before Wenchy gets started...

I think you and I are the only sane ones here TG.
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:39:00 AM
yOU FLATTER YOURSELF!
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 09:40:28 AM
Is it just one of those days?

Kitchen flooring that I now realise has been purchased to match low flying hair dye. Cake shops that sell trains (or is it the other way round?)

A strange day ahead methinks.  angry041:
Indeed... and that is before Wenchy gets started...

I think you and I are the only sane ones here TG.

Indeed we are. Would you like a cup of tea with your bun and model train?
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:41:00 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: evil:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:41:43 AM
Is it just one of those days?

Kitchen flooring that I now realise has been purchased to match low flying hair dye. Cake shops that sell trains (or is it the other way round?)

A strange day ahead methinks.  angry041:
Indeed... and that is before Wenchy gets started...

I think you and I are the only sane ones here TG.

Indeed we are. Would you like a cup of tea with your bun and model train?
Yes please... just a little milk, no buns sugar...   cloud9:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Pastis on June 11, 2008, 09:47:10 AM
Some people quite like buns...   eyes:

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Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:48:00 AM
Some people quite like buns...   eyes:

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Nick used to...  whistle:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:48:15 AM
Good grief!  noooo:

That's Mr Wench helping Wenchy to get to work. I claim my £5. drumroll:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2008, 10:07:32 AM
I don't understand!  eeek:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 10:07:58 AM
Is it just one of those days?

Kitchen flooring that I now realise has been purchased to match low flying hair dye. Cake shops that sell trains (or is it the other way round?)

A strange day ahead methinks.  angry041:

and we gotta buy the matching paint too..do you think they sell that at our local Bakery?  whistle:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 10:48:58 AM
Is it just one of those days?

Kitchen flooring that I now realise has been purchased to match low flying hair dye. Cake shops that sell trains (or is it the other way round?)

A strange day ahead methinks.  angry041:

hair dye on now just working while i wait the half hour development time.....better keep very still an keep away from these green walls... point:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 10:49:26 AM
Do you ever check PMs?
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 11:00:39 AM
Do you ever check PMs?

yep an nowt in there exept 'Do you ever check PMs?'
very confused now... Banghead
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:01:57 AM
Easily done. noooo:

Well try again!
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 09:10:40 AM
I bought some eggs from Sainsbury's at the weekend.

They are blue.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:26:42 AM
What sort of eggs? How much did you pay? By blue I am assuming you mean the shells and not the content. Most likely you have picked up some expensive "rare" breed eggs. They are very popular ~ a nearby shop makes a fortune from them as does the local enterprising teenager who has the rare breeds of hens on his father's farm,
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 09:28:25 AM
I buy those ones. They taste the closest to the ones a work colleague gives us.
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 09:33:19 AM
Shells are blue and are some rare breed thingy.

Tellingly they were marked down below £1 for half dozen even though they were a week before the sell by dates. One imagines the plebs coming along taking one look and saying "Eek! blue eggs, I ain't feeding them foreign genetically engineered things to my children" whereas TG comes along and says "ooh, blue eggs, another delightful culinary experience to savour and they are fucking cheap as well."

I had eggs on toast for breakfast yesterday. A normal one and a blue one. The blue one was definitely tastier.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 09:35:46 AM
Even tight arse Mr Wench agrees they are worth paying the extra money for!
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:43:57 AM
Then buy one of these and raise your own ~ the quality of eggs is brilliant
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http://www.omlet.co.uk/homepage/homepage.php
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 09:46:50 AM
Then buy one of these and raise your own ~ the quality of eggs is brilliant
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http://www.omlet.co.uk/homepage/homepage.php

Not allowed livestock.  noooo: Otherwise yes I would. It is on the list for "when we move".
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 09:51:54 AM
Then buy one of these and raise your own ~ the quality of eggs is brilliant
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http://www.omlet.co.uk/homepage/homepage.php
Three hundred and ninety five Pounds!  eeek:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:54:25 AM
Tight Wad!


Not related to the late Jack Benny are you?
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 10:08:02 AM
Tight Wad!


Not related to the late Jack Benny are you?
Well... LL is always late...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 10:51:41 AM
These ones.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/20408469@N00/2181068476/

Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
That's the ones! Yumster!
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Just One More on June 16, 2008, 11:55:39 AM
Gotta agree on the blue ones. we use to get them from Waitrose. These days I get them from the local wood yard, he has 3 or 4 dozen chickens running around, 2nd best eggs I've ever tasted. I picked up a dozen this morning, all covered in s**t and feathers, but it soon washes off. So, it's ham, egg and chips tonight. We use to keep pekin bantams, fed them on corn, nowe they were eggs to savour  cloud9:


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Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2008, 11:59:07 AM
That is not an egg!
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 12:13:54 PM
That is not an egg!

Can't have one without the other but don't ask me which came first. (Unless it was an Essex hen!!)
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2008, 03:26:26 PM
LL is late..

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 03:27:35 PM
LL is late..

 eeek: eeek:

eeek: eeek: eeek:  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Just One More on June 16, 2008, 05:37:37 PM
That is not an egg!

Yes it is. It's just got a few feathers on it!
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 06:01:23 PM
I had two more blue eggies for dinner. I may boil the rest for sarnies.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 17, 2008, 08:02:06 AM
We bought some yesterday. I shall be making egg sandwiches this evening.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dazed & confused thread.
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 09:23:40 AM
 sick2: