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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on June 17, 2008, 09:16:25 AM
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Remember her?
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Alexandra Bastedo. Blokes of a certain age will have fond memories of her in the 'The Champions' TV series. I know I do. Subject of many a formative teenage fantasy. cloud9:
Anyway, she is back on TV soon. "Phwoar!" I hear middle aged men cry, "what is she in TG? Please tell us!"
Ok. I will..............
Eastenders. noooo:
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eeek:
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sad24:
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She featured in my fantasies too. I recalled hearing a few years ago that she has an animal rescue centre. You may want to let Mrs TG know?
http://www.abcanimalsanctuary.co.uk/
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She has gone the way of that Bardot woman then noooo:
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She has gone the way of that Bardot woman then noooo:
Not quite as far as that mad bitch thankfully.
Looking at her blog it doesnt look like shes going to be in the movie version of the 'The Champions' that is being made at the moment. She could play her own granny or summat. cloud9:
Still, whats Hollywood compared to a couple of episodes of eastenders. rubschin:
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Remember her?
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Alexandra Bastedo. Blokes of a certain age will have fond memories of her in the 'The Champions' TV series. I know I do. Subject of many a formative teenage fantasy. cloud9:
Anyway, she is back on TV soon. "Phwoar!" I hear middle aged men cry, "what is she in TG? Please tell us!"
Ok. I will..............
Eastenders. noooo:
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eeek:
rubschin:
She should have died of drugs and booze when she was on top...
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
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On top of whom? eeek:
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On top of whom? eeek:
Her career you silly sod! ;D
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I only arsked!
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She has gone the way of that Bardot woman then noooo:
What, a rug-muncher?
BTW, do you Northern Monkeys still say "champion" in conversation where more civilised folk would say "wonderful" or at a push "yumster"?
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Not in the North West!
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Or the midlands.
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Loughborough.
Stupid name.Stupid town!
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Loughborough.
Stupid name.Stupid town!
Only been there once. For an inquest. Dump.
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Loughborough.
Stupid name.Stupid town!
Only been there once. For an inquest. Dump.
You had a shit there? rubschin:
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Loughborough.
Stupid name.Stupid town!
Only been there once. For an inquest. Dump.
You had a shit there? rubschin:
drumroll:
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What is this thread about?
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What is this thread about?
It went downhill really fast didnt it. noooo:
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What is this thread about?
It went down really fast didnt it. noooo:
Just like Ms Bastedo. cry:
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Bastardo! spider:
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What is this thread about?
It went down really fast didnt it. noooo:
Just like Ms Bastedo. cry:
4/10. It would have 5 but you had to edit the previous post. Must do better and no silver turnip for you. cry:
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What is this thread about?
It went down really fast didnt it. noooo:
Just like Ms Bastedo. cry:
4/10. It would have 5 but you had to edit the previous post. Must do better and no silver turnip for you. cry:
Without the edit, the potential for a precious treble entendre was lost.
Alas, the stony ground got it. surrender:
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She has gone the way of that Bardot woman then noooo:
How very dare she commit the crime of ageing in the past forty years or so ...
Wouldn't most of us disappoint any of our first loves should you happen to meet them again on the off chance like. Reality versus faded memories and all that cry:
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What is this thread about?
It went down really fast didnt it. noooo:
Just like Ms Bastedo. cry:
4/10. It would have 5 but you had to edit the previous post. Must do better and no silver turnip for you. cry:
Without the edit, the potential for a precious treble entendre was lost.
Alas, the stony ground got it. surrender:
drumroll: I thought you did very well... happy100
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She has gone the way of that Bardot woman then noooo:
How very dare she commit the crime of ageing in the past forty years or so ...
Wouldn't most of us disappoint any of our first loves should you happen to meet them again on the off chance like. Reality versus faded memories and all that cry:
I am sure your boobs are doing very well in the face of gravity. Really. Perky and all that
See also:Chins
etc.
spider:
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Wouldn't most of us disappoint any of our first loves
I am sure I did. redface:
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Wouldn't most of us disappoint any of our first loves
I am sure I did. redface:
me too... she ran off - never to be heard of again... rubschin:
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I met Mrs TG#1 after about 15 years and the first thing she said was "you have put on a bit of weight" I smiled and said nothing while thinking to myself "you look like you have been hit by a fucking lorry".
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I met Mrs TG#1 after about 15 years and the first thing she said was "you have put on a bit of weight" I smiled and said nothing while thinking to myself "you look like you have been hit by a fucking lorry".
drumroll: ;D
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sad24:
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sad24:
Wassuuup fella? happy100
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sad24:
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sad24:
Oh bollocks to you then - you big cry baby... noooo:
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sad24:
Show some stiff upper lip man! Good grief! noooo:
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sad24:
Show some stiff upper lip man! Good grief! noooo:
He was driving the lorry. . .
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sad24:
Show some stiff upper lip man! Good grief! noooo:
He was driving the lorry. . .
;D He's a lovely chap aint he. cloud9:
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I met Mrs TG#1 after about 15 years and the first thing she said was "you have put on a bit of weight" I smiled and said nothing while thinking to myself "you look like you have been hit by a fucking lorry".
So true a dog comes to mind...! ok from pics wen she married TG but OMG now! woof woof... angry041:
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I met Mrs TG#1 after about 15 years and the first thing she said was "you have put on a bit of weight" I smiled and said nothing while thinking to myself "you look like you have been hit by a fucking lorry".
So true a dog comes to mind...! ok from pics wen she married TG but OMG now! woof woof... angry041:
noooo:
miiioooowwww, miiioooowwww... more like... noooo:
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I hear she speaks highly of you too. whistle:
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I hear she speaks highly of you too. whistle:
redface:
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whistle:
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I hear she speaks highly of you too. whistle:
redface:
Not you you twit, Mrs TG number 2. ::)
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I hear she speaks highly of you too. whistle:
redface:
Not you you twit, Mrs TG number 2. ::)
Oh... redface: redface: redface:
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What is going on?
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What is going on?
It is a thread about Champion the wonder horse... if you can sing the theme you win a prize! cloud9:
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ANd if William Shatner sings it? What does he get?
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ANd if William Shatner sings it? What does he get?
Shat-on... noooo:
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What is going on?
It is a thread about Champion the wonder horse... if you can sing the theme you win a prize! cloud9:
"Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of.....Champion the wonder horse
Champion the wonder horse"
I thenkque
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WHere does Fury figure in all this?
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Do you suppose that grinning little boy grew up to be Doris Day?
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What is going on?
It is a thread about Champion the wonder horse... if you can sing the theme you win a prize! cloud9:
"Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of.....Champion the wonder horse
Champion the wonder horse"
I thenkque
happ096
Have an applaud... whistle:
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What is going on?
It is a thread about Champion the wonder horse... if you can sing the theme you win a prize! cloud9:
"Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of.....Champion the wonder horse
Champion the wonder horse"
I thenkque
happ096
Have an applaud... whistle:
You are too kind ~ I Googled it 'cos I couldn't be arsed to walk through to the other room and find the CD ~ was sung by Frankie Laine by the way
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I remember 3 other Champions of note...
Bread
Spark plugs
Bras
approximately in that order rubschin:
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To be strictly accurate would it not be preceded by "Proper" up t'North ~ as in "That were Proper Champion that were"
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I remember 3 other Champions of note...
Bread
Spark plugs
Bras
approximately in that order rubschin:
rubschin:
And choosing one at random...
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Nay lad, it were Champion White as I remember. A thick white sliced to make the best door-stop style sarnie ;D
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I remember 3 other Champions of note...
Bread
Spark plugs
Bras
approximately in that order rubschin:
rubschin:
And choosing one at random...
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A pair of spark plugs? eyes:
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Nay lad, it were Champion White as I remember. A thick white sliced to make the best door-stop style sarnie ;D
;D
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I met Mrs TG#1 after about 15 years and the first thing she said was "you have put on a bit of weight" I smiled and said nothing while thinking to myself "you look like you have been hit by a fucking lorry".
Surely the bravery award this week goes to TG
lol: lol: lol:
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I hear she speaks highly of you too. whistle:
redface:
Not you you twit, Mrs TG number 2. ::)
oooo no we only crossed paths once an she never spoke to us...dont get me started on this mad failure of a mother!
we me is perfect in every way, like Mary Poppins... eyes:
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TG speaks with a phoney Cockney accent? eeek:
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TG speaks with a phoney Cockney accent? eeek:
Nah..... point:
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Well you started it Banghead
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Well you started it Banghead
he got me who talks in scousey accent better than a cockney one...
scared2:
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Wot! Like one of them Liver Birds?
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Wot! Like one of them Liver Birds?
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Thats more like it.... eyes:
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Do you suppose that grinning little boy grew up to be Doris Day?
Given the wide smile and what the horse is doing to him, quite likely.