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Title: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 01:42:03 PM
Item 1

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While head dress is not required in
most parts of Libya by women long sleeves and long pants are required.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 02:14:40 PM
long pants
 rubschin:

Like these?

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Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Pastis on June 20, 2008, 02:38:30 PM
Like these?

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I certainly do. Thank you DS  ;D

But Nick, have you been given a shopping list or summat? shrugs:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 02:58:19 PM
I was thinking bloomers. Pink, with elasticated leg ends  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
I was thinking bloomers. Pink, with elasticated leg ends  rubschin:

All the time, or just then?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Pastis on June 20, 2008, 03:15:00 PM
 drumroll:    Lovely!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 03:50:21 PM
Good grief!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2008, 07:12:37 PM
Item 1

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While head dress is not required in
most parts of Libya by women long sleeves and long pants are required.

 rubschin:

Written by Americans to whom "Pants" are what we call trousers. Essentially, as I predicted in a post some weeks ago (that I cannot now be arsed to look for) Mrs Nick would be advised to cover her legs and arms whilst in Lybia ~ unless she wishes to offend her hosts.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2008, 01:06:50 PM
Item 1

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While head dress is not required in
most parts of Libya by women long sleeves and long pants are required.

 rubschin:
 

Written by Americans to whom "Pants" are what we call trousers. Essentially, as I predicted in a post some weeks ago (that I cannot now be arsed to look for) Mrs Nick would be advised to cover her legs and arms whilst in Lybia ~ unless she wishes to offend her hosts.

Libya

I think your mind must have been drifting towards "labia", which I suppose is only to be expected. whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on June 21, 2008, 04:53:44 PM
I was in a hurry  redface: but Freudian slip may have something to do with it.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2008, 07:38:22 PM
It's fashion show night here!  noooo:

She still fits into her wedding outfit  eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit  eyes:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2008, 06:49:41 AM
It's fashion show night here!  noooo:

She still fits into her wedding outfit  eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit  eyes:
And...  eyes:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 01:01:58 PM
The words "Yes darling ~ I'll do that, if you like it" were only heard on that one night  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2008, 01:44:24 PM
It's fashion show night here!  noooo:

She still fits into her wedding outfit  eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit  eyes:
And...  eyes:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 02:01:32 PM
It's fashion show night here!  noooo:

She still fits into her wedding outfit  eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit  eyes:
And...  eyes:

 noooo:

As I said  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2008, 05:37:35 AM
It's fashion show night here!  noooo:

She still fits into her wedding outfit  eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit  eyes:
And...  eyes:

 noooo:
happy100 Poor you...
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: ice and a slice on June 23, 2008, 06:00:17 AM
Magic Knickers!  The girl's secret lump and bump smoother! ;D



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Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2008, 06:07:05 AM
Magic Knickers!  The girl's secret lump and bump smoother! ;D



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They must be hot in Cyprus...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 11:33:47 AM
And not a secret now either!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:53:38 PM
FLight details just came. Check in time? 4.35 a.m.! point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2008, 01:00:34 PM
FLight details just came. Check in time? 4.35 a.m.! point:

And who is going to take her to the airport? whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 01:01:47 PM
Taxi at 3.30 a.m.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2008, 01:03:52 PM
My Hero!  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 01:06:27 PM
Well we can't have The Boy'ssleep distrubed, can we?












































 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2008, 01:08:05 PM
Never fear ~ Nick will have to be awake to see her off.

Mrs Nick will be faffing about from early the previous evening no doubt.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 01:09:09 PM
Let the faffing commence.

Actually, it already has  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2008, 01:13:29 PM
When is she actually leaving?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 01:14:00 PM
July 20th
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2008, 01:14:23 PM
July 20th

And returning?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2008, 01:14:38 PM
What is the purpose of the trip?


Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 01:14:54 PM
July 20th

And returning?

July 22nd!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 01:15:29 PM
What is the purpose of the trip?


Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?

I cannot reveal the purpose of the visit!



















 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2008, 01:16:29 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2008, 01:22:24 PM
July 20th

And returning?

July 22nd!

A narrow window of opportunity ~ what we gonna do then?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2008, 01:23:10 PM
What is the purpose of the trip?


Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?

I cannot reveal the purpose of the visit!



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No of course not.

Somebody needs to put that perm right and sort his eyebrows though.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2008, 02:02:27 PM
It's going pear shaped!

The official in Libya who is meant to be issuing visas has gone on holiday!

Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2008, 02:09:00 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001

P'raps somebody told him where Liverpool is.  point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 10:59:10 AM
Mrs Nick is on the way. I have warned her not to talk to any strange men!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 11:28:19 AM
Have you warned the Arabs not to listen to her  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 11:33:01 AM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2008, 06:41:31 AM
Of course this is purely a coincidence

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7523537.stm
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2008, 07:51:27 AM
Of course this is purely a coincidence

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7523537.stm
Perhaps not...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2008, 09:31:25 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
 rubschin: She must be due back soon .............. have you called in the cleaners yet, ironed The Boy, changed the beds, emptied out the beer cans?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2008, 02:12:17 PM
hOW PRESCIENT.

WIthin my lmits the place is looking passable(to me)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2008, 05:57:01 AM
Over use of the caps lock would suggest you have dusted the keyboard  lol:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 11:07:38 AM
She came back in an unusally good mood.  rubschin:

Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: TG on July 27, 2008, 11:08:44 AM
She came back in an unusally good mood.  rubschin:



She was prolly happy to be re-united with you.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 11:09:37 AM
Seems unlikely. noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 11:29:40 AM
P'raps the trip went well, business was done and Mrs Nick feels she has done a good job.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
Well she has to go back there in October.

Her good mood is enduring though.It is quite unsettling.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2008, 12:00:45 PM
Libyan pork in Cider?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 12:01:28 PM
Don't think Muslims do pork  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 12:04:13 PM
Her luggage has turned up!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 12:07:54 PM
Before or after she bought new clothing charged to BA?

Happened to BiL once. He got a number of suits, shirts, shoes and accessories out of them and his own luggage was returned to him a couple of months later. There was no request from BA for any money back.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2008, 12:08:49 PM
I am fully aware of that, Snoops, but the opportunity was too good to miss :-)

I could have said Libyan goat in Cider, but that would be wrong on so many levels!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 12:49:04 PM
Just as well you didn't mention the thought then  ;)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2008, 04:37:15 PM
"All's well that ends well".  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 06:10:31 PM
Funny how she insists on wearing a burqah though.

See also:aversion to pork
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2008, 04:39:18 AM
Funny how she insists on wearing a burqah though.

See also:aversion to pork
A burqah...?  rubschin:

Are you sure it is Mrs. nick in there?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2008, 08:27:23 AM
It sounds like her  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2008, 08:34:08 AM
It sounds like her  rubschin:

But in an uncommon good mood you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2008, 08:36:11 AM
The mystery deepens.I may be the victim of a trans-contintental wife swap  eeek:. Perhaps I should have her X-rayed  rubschin:

But for now, I must dash off to Donna  cloud9:













 eyes:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2008, 02:08:21 PM
It sounds like her  rubschin:
I think you should ask for proof...
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2008, 02:22:59 PM
What sort of proof had you in mind?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2008, 03:10:23 PM
What sort of proof had you in mind?
Um... how much do you remember...?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2008, 03:15:27 PM
rubschin:
A distinctive boil perhaps...?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2008, 03:22:52 PM
She has a mole!

But the lady in the burqah is not responding to my requests to see it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2008, 01:13:43 AM
What sort of proof had you in mind?

Simple, just use yr talent for catastrophe on the special pots then drop that into the conversation.  I'm sure that by now you are familiar with Mrs Nick berating you for blowing up the microwave or somesuch. You'll be able to tell from her reaction whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2008, 04:56:32 AM
She has a mole!

But the lady in the burqah is not responding to my requests to see it  rubschin:
She is obviously a fake Mrs. Nick then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2008, 10:02:49 AM
On the contrary..............
Title: Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2008, 10:04:59 AM
On the contrary..............
Yes...  eyes: