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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 01:42:03 PM
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While head dress is not required in
most parts of Libya by women long sleeves and long pants are required.
rubschin:
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long pants
rubschin:
Like these?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVI8rdJ.jpg&hash=0c34846ae62e888dfda303c92371c646294902ba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVI8rdJ)
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Like these?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVI8rdJ.jpg&hash=0c34846ae62e888dfda303c92371c646294902ba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVI8rdJ)
I certainly do. Thank you DS ;D
But Nick, have you been given a shopping list or summat? shrugs:
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I was thinking bloomers. Pink, with elasticated leg ends rubschin:
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I was thinking bloomers. Pink, with elasticated leg ends rubschin:
All the time, or just then?
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drumroll: Lovely!
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Good grief!
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Item 1
While head dress is not required in
most parts of Libya by women long sleeves and long pants are required.
rubschin:
Written by Americans to whom "Pants" are what we call trousers. Essentially, as I predicted in a post some weeks ago (that I cannot now be arsed to look for) Mrs Nick would be advised to cover her legs and arms whilst in Lybia ~ unless she wishes to offend her hosts.
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Item 1
While head dress is not required in
most parts of Libya by women long sleeves and long pants are required.
rubschin:
Written by Americans to whom "Pants" are what we call trousers. Essentially, as I predicted in a post some weeks ago (that I cannot now be arsed to look for) Mrs Nick would be advised to cover her legs and arms whilst in Lybia ~ unless she wishes to offend her hosts.
Libya
I think your mind must have been drifting towards "labia", which I suppose is only to be expected. whistle:
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I was in a hurry redface: but Freudian slip may have something to do with it.
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It's fashion show night here! noooo:
She still fits into her wedding outfit eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit eyes:
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It's fashion show night here! noooo:
She still fits into her wedding outfit eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit eyes:
And... eyes:
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The words "Yes darling ~ I'll do that, if you like it" were only heard on that one night ::)
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It's fashion show night here! noooo:
She still fits into her wedding outfit eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit eyes:
And... eyes:
noooo:
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It's fashion show night here! noooo:
She still fits into her wedding outfit eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit eyes:
And... eyes:
noooo:
As I said whistle:
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It's fashion show night here! noooo:
She still fits into her wedding outfit eyes: (not dress), sort of Indian style silk trouser suit eyes:
And... eyes:
noooo:
happy100 Poor you...
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Magic Knickers! The girl's secret lump and bump smoother! ;D
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Magic Knickers! The girl's secret lump and bump smoother! ;D
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They must be hot in Cyprus... rubschin:
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And not a secret now either!
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FLight details just came. Check in time? 4.35 a.m.! point:
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FLight details just came. Check in time? 4.35 a.m.! point:
And who is going to take her to the airport? whistle:
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Taxi at 3.30 a.m.
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My Hero! ::)
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Well we can't have The Boy'ssleep distrubed, can we?
eveilgrin:
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Never fear ~ Nick will have to be awake to see her off.
Mrs Nick will be faffing about from early the previous evening no doubt.
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Let the faffing commence.
Actually, it already has noooo:
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When is she actually leaving?
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July 20th
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July 20th
And returning?
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What is the purpose of the trip?
Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?
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July 20th
And returning?
July 22nd!
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What is the purpose of the trip?
Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?
I cannot reveal the purpose of the visit!
eveilgrin:
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rubschin:
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July 20th
And returning?
July 22nd!
A narrow window of opportunity ~ what we gonna do then?
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What is the purpose of the trip?
Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?
I cannot reveal the purpose of the visit!
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No of course not.
Somebody needs to put that perm right and sort his eyebrows though.
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It's going pear shaped!
The official in Libya who is meant to be issuing visas has gone on holiday!
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happy001 happy001 happy001
P'raps somebody told him where Liverpool is. point:
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rubschin:
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Mrs Nick is on the way. I have warned her not to talk to any strange men!
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Have you warned the Arabs not to listen to her whistle:
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happy001 happy001
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Of course this is purely a coincidence
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7523537.stm
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Of course this is purely a coincidence
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7523537.stm
Perhaps not... rubschin:
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scared2:
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rubschin: She must be due back soon .............. have you called in the cleaners yet, ironed The Boy, changed the beds, emptied out the beer cans?
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hOW PRESCIENT.
WIthin my lmits the place is looking passable(to me)
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Over use of the caps lock would suggest you have dusted the keyboard lol:
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She came back in an unusally good mood. rubschin:
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She came back in an unusally good mood. rubschin:
She was prolly happy to be re-united with you. rubschin:
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Seems unlikely. noooo:
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P'raps the trip went well, business was done and Mrs Nick feels she has done a good job.
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Well she has to go back there in October.
Her good mood is enduring though.It is quite unsettling.
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Libyan pork in Cider?
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Don't think Muslims do pork whistle:
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Her luggage has turned up!
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Before or after she bought new clothing charged to BA?
Happened to BiL once. He got a number of suits, shirts, shoes and accessories out of them and his own luggage was returned to him a couple of months later. There was no request from BA for any money back.
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I am fully aware of that, Snoops, but the opportunity was too good to miss :-)
I could have said Libyan goat in Cider, but that would be wrong on so many levels!
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Just as well you didn't mention the thought then ;)
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"All's well that ends well". rubschin:
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Funny how she insists on wearing a burqah though.
See also:aversion to pork
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Funny how she insists on wearing a burqah though.
See also:aversion to pork
A burqah...? rubschin:
Are you sure it is Mrs. nick in there?
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It sounds like her rubschin:
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It sounds like her rubschin:
But in an uncommon good mood you say rubschin:
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The mystery deepens.I may be the victim of a trans-contintental wife swap eeek:. Perhaps I should have her X-rayed rubschin:
But for now, I must dash off to Donna cloud9:
eyes:
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It sounds like her rubschin:
I think you should ask for proof...
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What sort of proof had you in mind?
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What sort of proof had you in mind?
Um... how much do you remember...? rubschin:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
A distinctive boil perhaps...?
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She has a mole!
But the lady in the burqah is not responding to my requests to see it rubschin:
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What sort of proof had you in mind?
Simple, just use yr talent for catastrophe on the special pots then drop that into the conversation. I'm sure that by now you are familiar with Mrs Nick berating you for blowing up the microwave or somesuch. You'll be able to tell from her reaction whistle:
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She has a mole!
But the lady in the burqah is not responding to my requests to see it rubschin:
She is obviously a fake Mrs. Nick then... noooo:
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On the contrary..............
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On the contrary..............
Yes... eyes: