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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on June 21, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
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Little fecker arrives today.
I have agreed to this on the condition that I get to name it. Of course it has already been given a name but that is a stupid one. Also, if I let Mrs TG name him it will 'Scrappy' or something equally docile.
I need a name for the bastard.
I shall think on it over the next few hours. Suggestions will be considered. eyes:
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I named our dog "dog", one of the cats "Stinky" and the other "Piggy"... LL named the third cat "Tigger" ::)
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Little fecker arrives today.
I have agreed to this on the condition that I get to name it. Of course it has already been given a name but that is a stupid one. Also, if I let Mrs TG name him it will 'Scrappy' or something equally docile.
I need a name for the bastard.
I shall think on it over the next few hours. Suggestions will be considered. eyes:
my baby boy aint a b*****d! i may call him frodo, fluffy or even gizmo what you think? whistle:
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Many years ago we were adopted by a stray moggy of indeterminate gender. This was with first family before the days of allegic wives and children. The kids wanted to name it appropriately and asked me to "sex" it. So I grabbed the animal, upended it and rummaged ~ getting well savaged for my trouble. I found nothing of any consequence but because of the amount of fur on the cat and blood pouring from my lacerated arms and hands gave up looking for dangly bits. It may have been a neutered tom or it may have been a queen. The decision made itself and Poofy Cat is what it was called. It was fully grown but thin and hungry when it arrived .... it stayed in the family for 15 years eeek: before SWusedTHTBO decided that its incontinence meant it was time for the final trip to the vet.
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. . it stayed in the family for 15 years before SWusedTHTBO decided that its incontinence meant it was time for the final trip to the vet.
They all do that.
Watch your back lad. scared2:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
At the moggy or at you?
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Marmite?
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
At the moggy or at you?
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What's wrong with "Pussy"?
Shouting out "Pussy!" may yield welomed results.
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We once had a cat which we named Owl. It caught mice and flew quite well every evening from the back door into the garden.
A certain Roland Riveron allegedly had a dog which he named Syndrome; purely for the reason that he could then shout "Down Syndrome!" each time it leapt up! eeek:
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
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my baby boy aint a b*****d! i may call him frodo, fluffy or even gizmo what you think? whistle:
DON'T FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!! eeek:
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
rubschin:
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It was OK last night. Slept through (ish).
However, some time after 1am the Albino bastard got in and there followed much yowling and flying of fur. This led to the unfortunate image of TG staggering around the house in the dark, still a bit pissed, bollock naked. swearing and hurling cushions at felines.
I am going to have to save up and get one of those catflaps that check passports, beat up gatecrashers etc.
Fvkcing windy here.
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It was OK last night. Slept through (ish).
However, some time after 1am the Albino bastard got in and there followed much yowling and flying of fur. This led to the unfortunate image of TG staggering around the house in the dark, still a bit pissed, bollock naked. swearing and hurling cushions at felines.
I am going to have to save up and get one of those catflaps that check passports, beat up gatecrashers etc.
Fvkcing windy here.
Must claw eyes out, got to get that image out of my head eeek:
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It was OK last night. Slept through (ish).
However, some time after 1am the Albino bastard got in and there followed much yowling and flying of fur. This led to the unfortunate image of TG staggering around the house in the dark, still a bit pissed, bollock naked. swearing and hurling cushions at felines.
I am going to have to save up and get one of those catflaps that check passports, beat up gatecrashers etc.
Fvkcing windy here.
Must claw eyes out, got to get that image out of my head eeek:
If it were a film the GM stylee review may have been : Nudity, violence and foul language plus loads of pussy. Buy it now via www.virtual-pub.com
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Windy here too. tunble:
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I'm frightened.
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Was windy! Lots of trees down here. So much for the summer.
I am off to Deganwy tomorrow!!
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Was windy in Surrey too on Saturday - but that have been down to too much Young's.
Got your BlackBerry yet Wenchy?
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SHe is waiting till September. That way it will be organic! noooo:
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Or orgasmic. Possibly.
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Both
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
Why are its ear so big? Is it a bat?
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You cannot call it "Scampi" that is a fishy thing that you eat! He looks more like a Boris to me cloud9:
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No, they are spiders.
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You cannot call it "Scampi" that is a fishy thing that you eat! He looks more like a Boris to me cloud9:
Scampi. It is done & dusted. angry041:
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Noooooooooooooo scampi is a fishy dinner, you might be used to fishy pussies matey but it aint working, you got to change it, Felix is another good name...........................
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That's in poor taste
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You cannot call it "Scampi" that is a fishy thing that you eat! He looks more like a Boris to me cloud9:
Scampi. It is done & dusted. angry041:
Boris now that does sound good...... eyes:
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Are you demented woman? felix is cat food. Maybe I should call it IAMS or whiskas eh?
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She is from Scallypool. Hoody would sound good to her!
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Call him Guiness........................:o)
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Call him Guiness........................:o)
Uh?
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or Fosters......................, Mr TG likes a pint or 2
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or Fosters......................, Mr TG likes a pint or 2
I dont drink lager. sick2:
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Are we off topic yet?
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Three pages more or less on topic. Is this a record?
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Wot no lager, call him Strongbow then or Magners............... angel1
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Wot no lager, call him Strongbow then or Magners............... angel1
...or maybe White Lightening. Thats makes sense. rubschin:
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Stop it! tunble:
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Noooooooooooooooo once I start I cannot stop, ask the old man.............................call him rum and coke, or port and lemon lol:
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Inquisitive soul? Able to cause havok at the slightest opportunity?
Surely the only name that would fit would be Nick.. whistle:
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evil:
Saw a sign on the A55 earlier
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Badgers
Quite right!
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evil:
Saw a sign on the A55 earlier
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Badgers
Quite right!
'Spect it also said ! Moch Daer (which translates to "Earth Pig") lol:
Get a lot of Badgers on the A55 and many get killed. Highest number of dead badgers counted on the 20 miles twixt our place and Chester was 15 one Sunday morning
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sad24:
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sad24:
happy100
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I must confess I thought of Nick, The Boy and a Stick throughout the journey.
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Which of us wouldn't! lol:
The only time I have seen a badger was a few years ago in our garden. I whispered in a shrieky way look! an anteater! redface:
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Why?
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Which of us wouldn't! lol:
The only time I have seen a badger was a few years ago in our garden. I whispered in a shrieky way look! an anteater! redface:
Never try to help an injured one, they have teeth and attitude to shame a pitbull.
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rubschin: You speak from personal experience I feel.
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happy100
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rubschin: You speak from personal experience I feel.
Close enough. noooo:
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On the bright side TG at least you have a normal kitten in the house, fance a swap?
A lion cub is being hand-reared by the director of a Cambridgeshire zoo because her mother would not feed her.
Zara has been bottle-fed daily by staff at Linton Zoo after her parents struggled to cope with their newborn.
She was just 2lb 4oz and would have died without human intervention, but six weeks on she weighs a healthy 10lb.
Zara, who lives at Kim Simmons' home, has also made friends with the family cat Arnie - but it is hoped that ultimately she will be freed in Uganda.
Mrs Simmons said: "We only hand-rear the cubs if it is absolutely necessary, but this was Safina's (Zara's mother) first baby and she couldn't feed her due to her young age and inexperience."
Mrs Simmons said Zara had become "great friends" with her ginger tom cat Arnie since moving into her home, on the zoo site.
"She's got an absolutely wonderful personality and is very laid back and affectionate.
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Zara was 2lb 4oz and would have died without human intervention
"Arnie the cat loves having cubs in the house and the two are great friends, but we'll have to guard him as Zara gets bigger and stronger."
Zara is the latest edition to a family of five lions' at family-run Linton Zoo, near Cambridge.
Her parents Safina and Zuri and her grandparents Riziki and Karla are all at the zoo which has been operating since 1972.
Safina and Zuri are expecting another litter of cubs in October and Ms Simmons believes their brief experience with Zara will help them to be more able to cope next time.
All lions born at Linton Zoo will be moved to Uganda as part of a joint project between West Midlands Safari Park and Paradise Wildlife Park in Hertfordshire.
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Why?
Who knows. Having never seen either and an anteater being one of the more curious animals my desire to see one is larger. Subconsiously that must have translated to my mouth before my brain could filter it. It happens a lot. redface:
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We had noticed eveilgrin:
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redface:
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kitty update
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Looks like a bat!
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You've got your lap-top upside down again.
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You've got your lap-top upside down again.
nah me turned pic around so u cud see how cuuuuttteee he is... cloud9:
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Good grief noooo:
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Good grief noooo:
Feckin' nightmare. I am covered in scratches on hands, feet & face.
No doubt they will fester and my face will fall off. noooo:
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Good grief noooo:
Feckin' nightmare. I am covered in scratches on hands, feet & face.
No doubt they will fester and my face will fall off. noooo:
You are such a winge bag u lot a few little scratches, think you been mauled by lion not a tiny munchable cute 8 week old puddy
you have him curled up on yr shoulder every nite you softie... cloud9:
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you have him curled up on yr shoulder every nite you softie... cloud9:
point:
You kitten looks just like my cat did 15 (!) years ago- he was a little sod and he was lucky to have survived into adulthood.
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you have him curled up on yr shoulder every nite you softie... cloud9:
point:
You kitten looks just like my cat did 15 (!) years ago- he was a little sod and he was lucky to have survived into adulthood.
It is an odd looking cat to be honest. Slightly alien. scared2:
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Good grief noooo:
Feckin' nightmare. I am covered in scratches on hands, feet & face.
No doubt they will fester and my face will fall off. noooo:
You could get a transplant!
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Good grief noooo:
Feckin' nightmare. I am covered in scratches on hands, feet & face.
No doubt they will fester and my face will fall off. noooo:
You could get a transplant!
very interesting... whistle:
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I was thinking of Hannibal Lecter! eveilgrin:
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cussing:
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cussing:
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Doesn't superglue damage your monitor?
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cussing:
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Doesn't superglue damage your monitor?
He is a little sod at moment, he gets in everywhere, he will be getting superglued to something soon if he dont behave... scared2:
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He's just curous about his new surroundings. If you want hom to stay in one place get some catnip, that will keep him happy whistle:
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He's just curous about his new surroundings. If you want him to stay in one place get some catnip, that will keep him happy whistle:
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He's just curous about his new surroundings. If you want him to stay in one place get some catnip, that will keep him happy whistle:
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he is a little bit ickle to go in those, he flat out now after hours of darting round house, being eviled by the other cats who dont like him for some reason, he is so munchable an cute at mo, got him cat nip mouse he totally not interested!
he will be getting his bits chopped off in three months so that will keep him close to home! eyes:
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he will be getting his bits chopped off in three months so that will keep him close to home!
I fear Mrs TG makes a habit of this
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he will be getting his bits chopped off in three months so that will keep him close to home!
I fear Mrs TG makes a habit of this
scared2:
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rubschin: It would explain much.
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rubschin: It would explain much.
yep it does help my ex dident stray after getting "done" and well TG wouldent dident get it done and still stays near to home still...must be my lovely charm eyes:
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Of course, of course
noooo:
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rubschin: It would explain much.
yep it does help my ex dident stray after getting "done" and well TG wouldent dident get it done and still stays near to home still...must be my lovely charm eyes:
I repeat:
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rubschin: It would explain much.
yep it does help my ex dident stray after getting "done" and well TG wouldent dident get it done and still stays near to home still...must be my lovely charm eyes:
Love or fear? ~ We'll leave the audience to decide. whistle:
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this is another little fluffy puddy that soon needs a home, think my mate needs to get her cats on the pill! cloud9:
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very tempted but i think TG would prob leave if i did ... sad24:
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Too fvkcin' right! cussing:
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this is another little fluffy puddy that soon needs a home, think my mate needs to get her cats on the pill! cloud9:
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very tempted but i think TG would prob leave if i did ... sad24:
I would be tempted but my landlady doesnt allow pets. sad24:
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Ours prolly doesnt either. point:
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This is my evil cat asleep next to the baby, i cant beleive it she must have lost the plot because all she does is spit at him, typical female hey..
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7502430.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7502430.stm)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7502430.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7502430.stm)
I hate it when you just post links like that! Banghead
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There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them eveilgrin:
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There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them eveilgrin:
I know that now - I clicked on the bloody link... noooo:
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happy100
Sore finger?
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happy100
Sore finger?
No... slow Intermong... Banghead
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You need a good techy
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happy001 happy001
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So cruel noooo:
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You need a good techy
You could always try Darwin. If he could help Yoda then hidden talents he must have whistle:
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You need a good techy
You could always try Darwin. If he could help Yoda then hidden talents he must have whistle:
Very well hidden they are, even I find them cannot. noooo:
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Same place as marbles left them you have whistle:
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Same place as marbles left them you have whistle:
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There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them eveilgrin:
yep i want em all...arrrrrrrr puddies... whistle:
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There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them eveilgrin:
yep i want em all...arrrrrrrr puddies... whistle:
Puddles more like... noooo:
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There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them eveilgrin:
yep i want em all...arrrrrrrr puddies... whistle:
Love that Avatar! lol:
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Bloody little sod has now discovered the catflap! we been chasing him around garden for last hour! just worried as there bit of gap at back under hedges where he could escape little sod! bet he laughing at us cos we been out all day anyway, bet he been running around riot outside! Banghead
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RIP The local wildlife... noooo:
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RIP The local wildlife... noooo:
What local wildlife? It's dead I tells yer! Dead!
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Bloody little sod has now discovered the catflap! we been chasing him around garden for last hour! just worried as there bit of gap at back under hedges where he could escape little sod! bet he laughing at us cos we been out all day anyway, bet he been running around riot outside! Banghead
Did he discover the cat-flap or did the other cats show him how to use it? whistle:
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RIP The local wildlife... noooo:
What local wildlife? It's dead I tells yer! Dead!
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look at there two aint they just gorggggggggggeous....
i want another one...
maybe i could have brought it home in me bag! Not! cloud9:
mmmmmmmmm
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The F***ing kitten hung itself yesterday on a toy spider that was hanging from from a doorknob by an elasticated thread.
I had to cut it free when I heard it choking.
In the process it ripped my fingers off and ate them the ungrateful bastard.
If it had happenned while we were at work we would have been minus one moggy. noooo:
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Prolly the stress of living with Mrs TG.
ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?
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The F***ing kitten hung itself yesterday on a toy spider that was hanging from from a doorknob by an elasticated thread.
I had to cut it free when I heard it choking.
In the process it ripped my fingers off and ate them the ungrateful bastard.
A lesser man would have turned up his I-pod and left the room for an hour. angel1
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ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?
Because we dont have toy giraffe.
We have a toy fish as well. angry041:
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ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?
Because we dont have toy giraffe.
We have a toy fish as well. angry041:
Toy Carp?
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If I had been in the middle of a 5 setter at Wii tennis it would have been well fvcked. whistle:
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If I had been in the middle of a 5 setter at Wii tennis it would have been well fvcked. whistle:
;D
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ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?
Because we dont have toy giraffe.
We have a toy fish as well. angry041:
Toy Carp?
happy001
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ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?
Because we dont have toy giraffe.
We have a toy fish as well. angry041:
Toy Carp?
happy001
I'll admit it, it took me ages to work that one out redface:
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you think our kitty trying to tell us something? point:
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u cruel old rotter....dont think my kitty wants me on pc..thats why he sits in front of screen an wont budge... cussing:
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redface:
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u cruel old rotter....dont think my kitty wants me on pc..thats why he sits in front of screen an wont budge... cussing:
He's probably being particular about who you talk to on here, saw the hound & thought you were associating with riff raff whistle:
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<snigger>
The poor creature looks tired.
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Our F***ing cat brought a snake in this morning... then a huge lizard... noooo:
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scared2:
Dead or alive?
scared2:
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scared2:
Dead or alive?
scared2:
Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see... redface:
The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...
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scared2:
Dead or alive?
scared2:
Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see... redface:
The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...
To save Darwin the anguish I'll ask why the snake was wearing welding gloves.
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scared2:
Dead or alive?
scared2:
Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see... redface:
The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...
To save Darwin the anguish I'll ask why the snake was wearing welding gloves.
doh:
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scared2:
Dead or alive?
scared2:
Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see... redface:
The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...
To save Darwin the anguish I'll ask why the snake was wearing welding gloves.
Thank you Snoopy. lol:
Presumably if a snake were to take up welding, it would only need one glove with one finger?
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noooo:
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happy100 There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.
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happy100 There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.
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It was bigger than that! scared2:
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happy100 There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.
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It was bigger than that! scared2:
The glove
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happy100 There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.
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It was bigger than that! scared2:
The glove
Yes Darwin... ::)
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lets get back on topic...we are talking about puddies...
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awwwwwwwwww
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awwwwwwwwww
he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
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awwwwwwwwww
he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster... noooo:
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awwwwwwwwww
he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster... noooo:
never he my little boy...he does terrorise our older female miserable unsociable moggy though, she turning into a nervous wreck, but he does only want to play...never get a female feline they too moody... cussing:
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awwwwwwwwww
he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster... noooo:
never he my little boy...he does terrorise our older female miserable unsociable moggy though, she turning into a nervous wreck, but he does only want to play...never get a female feline they too moody... cussing:
Monster I tells ya! cussing:
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awwwwwwwwww
he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster... noooo:
never he my little boy...he does terrorise our older female miserable unsociable moggy though, she turning into a nervous wreck, but he does only want to play...never get a female feline they too moody... cussing:
Monster I tells ya! cussing:
Never i cant beleive that would happnen..LOL point:
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awwwwwwwwww
he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster... noooo:
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lets get back on topic...we are talking about puddies...
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Don't overfeed it
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...never get a female, they too moody... cussing:
Many a true word. . . noooo:
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...never get a female, they too moody... cussing:
Many a true word. . . noooo:
Too fvcking right. surrender:
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
He will be a sissy in a few hours. I just took him down the vets to get his nuts chopped off. eyes:
Vet Bint: Who do we have here then?
TG: I'm Mr TG.
Vet Bint: I meant the cat.
TG: Oh. This is Scampy. He's a little bastard.
Vet Bint: Ok. He's in for castration isnt he?
TG exits stage left, staggers outside and faints in the car park.
She didnt have to use the 'C' word did she? Bitch! cussing:
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eveilgrin:
Sometimes it is fun.
CASTRATION
CASTRATION
CASTRATION
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
He will be a sissy in a few hours. I just took him down the vets to get his nuts chopped off. eyes:
Vet Bint: Who do we have here then?
TG: I'm Mr TG.
Vet Bint: I meant the cat.
TG: Oh. This is Scampy. He's a little bastard.
Vet Bint: Ok. He's in for castration isnt he?
TG exits stage left, staggers outside and faints in the car park.
She didnt have to use the 'C' word did she? Bitch! cussing:
Not in the cat's hearing surely eeek:
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"Scampi" I have decided will do.
I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard. confused:
new pic of my baby scampi....
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he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
He will be a sissy in a few hours. I just took him down the vets to get his nuts chopped off. eyes:
Vet Bint: Who do we have here then?
TG: I'm Mr TG.
Vet Bint: I meant the cat.
TG: Oh. This is Scampy. He's a little bastard.
Vet Bint: Ok. He's in for castration isnt he?
TG exits stage left, staggers outside and faints in the car park.
She didnt have to use the 'C' word did she? Bitch! cussing:
Not in the cat's hearing surely eeek:
Right in front of him. Callous cow. noooo:
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eveilgrin:
Sometimes it is fun.
CASTRATION
CASTRATION
CASTRATION
noooo:
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CASTRATION
CASTRATION
CASTRATION
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TG just gone to pick up my boy.... ;D
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You do realise he's going to be looking for ways to get his revenge...
...and somethings tells me TG isnt to happy either. whistle:
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TG just gone to pick up my boy.... ;D
No! TG has gone to pick up your eunuch cussing:
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TG just gone to pick up my boy.... ;D
No! TG has gone to pick up your eunuch cussing:
He bak dont know any differant but a bit lighter! and they all cooinnnng over him in vets...arrrrrrrrrrrr... cloud9:
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He just ripped up the feckin carpet. noooo:
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Perhaps he's looking for something that's gone missing?
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Cross then. Castration does that to a boy.
Ask Mr Wench!
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He just ripped up the feckin carpet. noooo:
Cos you locked him out room, he was trying to dig himself under door, he full of life, thought he be solemn and dozy but no, little terror as always point:
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TG locked himself away from a castrated cat.
Sensible
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He just ripped up the feckin carpet. noooo:
And your point is...?
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Wimmin noooo:
scared2:
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He just ripped up the feckin carpet. noooo:
Cos you locked him out room, he was trying to dig himself under door, he full of life, thought he be solemn and dozy but no, little terror as always point:
Just watch out for toes and other body bits from now on. He'll consider them fair game... eveilgrin:
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Put a shot of Vodka in
his its saucer of milk whistle: