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Title: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:08:23 PM
Shock, horror Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves did "IT"! And she cannot even remember where! Can't have been up to much then.
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Mrs TG on June 23, 2008, 01:18:47 PM
Shock, horror Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves did "IT"! And she cannot even remember where! Can't have been up to much then.
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god shock horror.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:19:03 PM
Evidence please.

Did they wear Fair Isle during the ACT?

She is a lesbian (or perhaps became one after this incident)

Did he do doggy?

Details please!
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:19:38 PM
Shock, horror Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves did "IT"! And she cannot even remember where! Can't have been up to much then.
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god shock horror.... rubschin:

He is a doggy man, OK?
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
As it was in the days before viagra maybe he needed some 'assistance'. After all they've always said its amazing what you can do with a couple of toilet roll inners and some sticky back plastic.  whistle:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:24:34 PM
As it was in the days before viagra maybe he needed some 'assistance'. After all they've always said its amazing what you can do with a couple of toilet roll inners and some sticky back plastic.  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:32:03 PM
Wasn't John Noakes the one with the doggy, or did they both have a doggy, Valerie had a pussy cat didn't she?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1326297.ece

According to the most reliable Sun newspaper she is denying a lesbian fling with Joan Armatrading  rubschin:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:33:49 PM
Denial is always a clue to the truth. I never had a fling with Heidi Klum either, even though she was insatiable. And that Jean Simmons?   noooo: My Y fronts were on fire I tell you!
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:36:12 PM
Perhaps we should rename him Peter Perv instead of Peter Purves, I mean, HOW COULD HE???????????
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:38:58 PM
Perhaps we should rename him Peter Perv instead of Peter Purves, I mean, HOW COULD HE???????????

How would she even let him?

What is the fear here?

Daily Mail mode:

BLUE PETER PRESENTER HAS SEX SHOCK











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Purves and Singleton  noooo:

Nooooo you can'yimagine them doing it spider:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:44:30 PM
It is really toooooooo creepy  spider:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:46:44 PM
He has a willy!(I imagine)
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:54:25 PM
Probably a wrinkled one by now.....................  eyes:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2008, 02:37:24 PM
i thought she was a lessa...  noooo:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 02:44:09 PM
Denial is always a clue to the truth. I never had a fling with Heidi Klum either, even though she was insatiable. And that Jean Simmons?   noooo: My Y fronts were on fire I tell you!

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Isnt that the lead singer from KISS?  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2008, 02:45:39 PM
That's Gene Simmons  ::)
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 02:57:04 PM
True!
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2008, 03:37:37 PM
True!

What, Gene Simmons ignites your pants!  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 05:31:41 PM
True!

What, Gene Simmons ignites your pants!  eeek: eeek:

A perfect match I would say  lol:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 05:32:45 PM
He has oddly light blue eyes  rubschin:






























I met him once scared2:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 05:46:42 PM
Neverheard of him  angel1
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:38:17 PM
Neverheard of him  angel1

Just for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmqgLmCzNQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmqgLmCzNQ&feature=related)
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:40:34 PM
Oh ~ How kind, you really shouldn't have bothered you know  ::)
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
Oh ~ How kind, you really shouldn't have bothered you know  ::)

 whistle:






 Careful, Youtube is full of videos by that Viking Battle Metal band.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:42:37 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Singleton and Purves!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2021, 10:58:16 AM
Denial is always a clue to the truth. I never had a fling with Heidi Klum either, even though she was insatiable. And that Jean Simmons?   noooo: My Y fronts were on fire I tell you!

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/35/590x/Kiss-rock-music-legend-Gene-Simmons-1450317.jpg?r=1623786290464)

 eeek: