The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 01:28:13 PM
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See what happens when Wenchy turns up! lol:
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All flies?
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All flies?
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A big boy made me do it!
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A big boy made me do it!
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Ah... that explains it... whistle:
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I thought this thread was about how many children Nick did accidentally invite to the Boy's party eeek:
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I thought this thread was about how many children Nick did accidentally invite to the Boy's party eeek:
lol: lol: lol: As few as that?
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Last one has just gone.
The damage! noooo:
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We, sensibly, make a point of hiring the village hall and a professional entertainer.
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The damage is largely in the garden! evil:
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We, sensibly, make a point of hiring the village hall and a professional entertainer.
Is it insured?
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The damage is largely in the garden! evil:
eeek: How can you tell?
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The half tree on top of Mrs Nick's car is one clue............ evil:
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We, sensibly, make a point of hiring the village hall and a professional entertainer.
Is it insured?
Hall is insured, Entertainer carries his own insurance and is CRB checked. (Smug? Moi?)
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I did scent some smug! evil:
The Boy is in the bath. His second bath point:
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The half tree on top of Mrs Nick's car is one clue............ evil:
Ah!
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The neighbour's broken window is another evil:
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So ~ next year it's the village hall OR he may select three friends and you take them to the cinema and Pizza Hut afterwards. That is what we did last time. I think it was the whole class discos that were the worst.
I have also valiantly taken 6 little friends + my own three bowling with food etc as part of the deal. The bowling alley gives you "an organiser" as part of the price ~ the one we got was very VERY eyes:
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A few years ago I part of the 'transport corps' to my youngest nephew's 10th or 11th birthday party (can't remember which). It was a Scalextric party held in a barn with some chap who did it almost professionally. I couldn't believe it; he had them split into teams, drawing racing colours, making flags, charting lap times, working out pit strategy when they weren't racing, telling jokes and giving them a whale of a time. Lashings of pop and slices of pizza, trophy prizes and laps of honour all ended up with tired, smiling, happy faces. The chap was a complete natural, a magician... and certainly earned his fee that night.
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Works every time ~ Get the pros in and leave 'em to it. Saves wear and tear on your nerves too.
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I have also valiantly taken 6 little friends + my own three bowling with food etc as part of the deal. The bowling alley gives you "an organiser" as part of the price ~ the one we got was very VERY eyes:
lol: Yes, done that too with my pair of lovable reprobates + 2 friends. (Mug is stamped on my forehead obviously).
Before the game was through I found out they were playing the 1 armed bandits (Unc, have you got any spare 50p's?), chatting up the girl who was giving out the bowling shoes and seeing if they could scam extra burgers claiming the first ones were cold eeek:
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That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.
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That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.
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That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.
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'spect you are feeling better now Nick. lol:
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That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.
happy001 happy001
The younger of my nephews who clearly has a bright future in front of him attempted to dismantle his Grandad's hospital bed whilst he was in it. He was underneath, being very quiet, whilst we were being the models of caring and sympathy. There was a sudden crash as Grandad's feet and legs lowered ever so suddenly ;D
"I was just trying to find out how it worked" sad24:
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Whoops! lol: lol: lol:
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That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.
happy001 happy001
The younger of my nephews who clearly has a bright future in front of him attempted to dismantle his Grandad's hospital bed whilst he was in it. He was underneath, being very quiet, whilst we were being the models of caring and sympathy. There was a sudden crash as Grandad's feet and legs lowered ever so suddenly ;D
"I was just trying to find out how it worked" sad24:
Excellent eveilgrin:
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Whoops indeed. One of those beautiful moments when you're trying to chastise the misbehaviour yet applaud the ingenuity...
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Personally I went for the ingenuity with a slight tap on the wrist for the rule infraction cool14:
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One has to.
I have often had to admonish whilst feeling chuffed that one or the other has done/said something that I admired.
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The damage is largely in the garden! evil:
eeek: How can you tell?
Simple, going from past experience any damage done by Nick would be far more devastating whistle:
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Just as a matter of interest does anyone know why we were inundated by the great unwashed?
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When was this then?
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Yesterday. Peaked at 399 online. rubschin:
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come on put us our are misery i am curious? whistle:
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Wenchy attracted some tat purveyors noooo:
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Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
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Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Praps... rubschin:
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Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Praps... rubschin:
Can we see the refering sites?
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That happened after the Al Murray event too rubschin:
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Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Praps... rubschin:
Can we see the refering sites?
No... it was all spiders... noooo:
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Can we see a pic of one please. The bigger and hairier the better eveilgrin:
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What did it last time was somebody spoke about a virtual pub on TV ~ 199 people rushed to their PCs and found us ..... none ever came back. noooo:
I don't think we can see where they came from ~ unless we are here when it happens and I wasn't.
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Can we see a pic of one please. The bigger and hairier the better eveilgrin:
char062
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"Slurp" had 27 spiders in here last evening for about ten minutes.
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You'd think it would be built into the stats somewhere. I know on my blog I can see where people have clicked from, the google search terms etc
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You'd think it would be built into the stats somewhere. I know on my blog I can see where people have clicked from, the google search terms etc
FFS SPIDERS!
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scared2:
That one is horrid Nick!
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Maybe release 2 of forum software will allow this.
BM should install it toot sweet innit.
I could do with the excitement of waiting to see if pub reappears. whistle:
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Maybe release 2 of forum software will allow this.
BM should install it toot sweet innit.
I could do with the excitement of waiting to see if pub reappears. whistle:
I couldn't... noooo:
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
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scared2:
That one is horrid Nick!
Google Camel Spider Wenchy......they are evil little buggers whistle:
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I've seen those before. noooo:
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Mr Wench gets punished
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
nah seen the recent wedding pics
hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here! point:
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He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is whistle:
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He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is whistle:
come on dont be shy, you have seen my pic so show me yrs... whistle:
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Are we playing doctors and nurses now? noooo:
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Well, it's an idea! eveilgrin:
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Not a very good one it has to be said.
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
nah seen the recent wedding pics
hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here! point:
Are you mad? Put a picture on an open forum. NO WAY!
I saw the wedding pics too ~ you must have been looking at the wrong man.
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I think she saw the photoshopped pics. point:
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just a pic of snoops... or describe him then? nice to put a face to the words... scared2:
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He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is whistle:
rubschin: Maybe so matey but you ain't exactly sylph like yerself .... at least I have an excuse.
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
nah seen the recent wedding pics
hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here! point:
Are you mad? Put a picture on an open forum. NO WAY!
I saw the wedding pics too ~ you must have been looking at the wrong man.
pm me one then.... point:
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There is a carricature of snoops on here somewhere. At least I think its on here. rubschin:
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He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is whistle:
rubschin: Maybe so matey but you ain't exactly sylph like yerself .... at least I have an excuse.
that me too....blame me mother!
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just a pic of snoops... or describe him then? nice to put a face to the words... scared2:
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Happy Now?
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She force feeds you?
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There is a carricature of snoops on here somewhere. At least I think its on here. rubschin:
find it an show me then.... ;D
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just a pic of snoops... or describe him then? nice to put a face to the words... scared2:
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Happy Now?
a bit more lifelike wud be nice... point:
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I knew this would happen noooo:
The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another Banghead
There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
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I knew this would happen noooo:
The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another Banghead
There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
nah they get a bit pervy..
oh well... only wanted to see the regulars...
gona make me din now
ps why dont the guests ever join?
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
nah seen the recent wedding pics
hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here! point:
See! I'm not bald! cloud9:
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She force feeds you?
No. She's dead. point:
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I knew this would happen noooo:
The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another Banghead
There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
nah they get a bit pervy..
oh well... only wanted to see the regulars...
gona make me din now
ps why dont the guests ever join?
Cos we're all mental... noooo:
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Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left! point:
from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
nah seen the recent wedding pics
hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here! point:
See! I'm not bald! cloud9:
no bm you are very handsome an silver which is nice on a man... plenty of hair too... eyes:
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She force feeds you?
No. She's dead. point:
yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:
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I knew this would happen noooo:
The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another Banghead
There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
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I knew this would happen noooo:
The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another Banghead
There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
nah they get a bit pervy..
oh well... only wanted to see the regulars...
gona make me din now
ps why dont the guests ever join?
I wouldn't know about pervy sites ~ you speak from experience?
As for why do the guests never join ~ have you ever walked into a pub and had everyone at the bar turn and look at you, then turn back to their drinks? Perhaps if the regulars stopped doing that to people, checking everyone's profile, looking to see what others are doing and commenting on it, PMing them before they even get a post up etc it might help them to feel more like staying around. As it is I personally think that many guests see us as being a small clique and are not sure that they will be welcome.
The most recent spate of mass visiting seems to have been robotic scans anyway so they would not be able to register and stay.
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I knew this would happen noooo:
The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another Banghead
There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
nah they get a bit pervy..
Experience speaks!
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She force feeds you?
No. She's dead. point:
yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:
Did it have a train set?
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She force feeds you?
No. She's dead. point:
yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:
Did it have a train set?
Prolly. Till they nicked it.
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And re installed it in AINSDALE Banghead
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And re installed it in AINSDALE Banghead
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evil:
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She force feeds you?
No. She's dead. point:
yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:
Did it have a train set?
no sorry only cakes!
you must got take a pic of this shop to show us all... whistle:
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I WILL eveilgrin: evil: evil: evil: evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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What with your imaginary camera? point:
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What with your imaginary camera? point:
happy001 happy001 happy001
And take the film to your imaginary chemist! point:
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But it's true.
Right.
I am off there tomorrow!
So there!
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Of course you are. happy100
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But it's true.
Right.
I am off there tomorrow!
So there!
Nurse!
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I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
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I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Oh... redface:
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I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Oh... redface:
BM is a cliché eeek:
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Good point.
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Is that a new sort of french wig?
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They are on the way back! 45 at present. scared2:
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Is that a new sort of french wig?
They probably sell them in your imaginary bakery/train shop!
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I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Oh... redface:
BM is a cliché eeek:
I can't even spell it... noooo:
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That yahoo slurpy thing is back again. It somehow makes me feel violated. redface:
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What is he on about?
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What is he on about?
Who? shrugs:
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You!
Lapp dancing yet?
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You!
Lapp dancing yet?
Me??? eeek:
And my imaginary baker/toy store/wig maker? point:
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The pictures will soon follow. I demand money!
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Christ almighty BM ~ Pole Dancing ~ Lap(p) Dancing ..... He is making a joke, ponderously as it turns out.
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Christ almighty BM ~ Pole Dancing ~ Lap(p) Dancing ..... He is making a joke, ponderously as it turns out.
I chose to ignore it... whistle:
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I didn't get it.
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That would be the chillis eveilgrin:
Lucky you!
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I didn't get it.
Tsk noooo:
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I didn't get it.
Tut, tut... somebody hasn't been reading all the posts... noooo:
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I thought I had. redface:
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I thought I had. redface:
Then you'll have to go back and read them all again won't you? noooo:
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All of them! Or just this thread?
I searched for lapp and this little exchange was all that came up. rubschin:
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All of them! Or just this thread?
I searched for lapp and this little exchange was all that came up. rubschin:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4118.0
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Strangely I thought that thread was political and didn't really look at it. redface:
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Every word in here is worth reading evil:
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redface:
Even all of Nick's? eeek:
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redface:
Even all of Nick's? eeek:
'specially Nick's ;)
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Pffft!
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Pffft!
It is your job to read everything! eeek:
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Sack her!
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Pffft!
It is your job to read everything! eeek:
Where in my contract does it stipulate such a thing!?!? eeek:
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Pffft!
It is your job to read everything! eeek:
Where in my contract does it stipulate such a thing!?!? eeek:
Looking at mine its on page 793, para 64, 9th line. Hard to read tho'..... bit smudged. It looks like BM was crying at the time he wrote it.
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Pffft!
It is your job to read everything! eeek:
Where in my contract does it stipulate such a thing!?!? eeek:
Small print
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I never read that either! redface:
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I never read that either! redface:
Buyer beware and all that... whistle:
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Yes Dad. ::)
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Yes Dad. ::)
Yes Silver fox... whistle:
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No matter how hard you try that is NEVER going to catch on! point:
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No matter how hard you try that is NEVER going to catch on! point:
You think not? eyes:
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Not unless you pay people no.
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Not unless you pay people no.
Oh... sad24:
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I can be bought quite cheaply for that purpose.
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I can be bought quite cheaply for that purpose.
How cheap? rubschin:
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New laptop?
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New laptop?
I thought you said cheap? eeek:
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New laptop?
I thought you said cheap? eeek:
She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
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New laptop?
I thought you said cheap? eeek:
She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Perhaps I should negotiate… rubschin:
What would I get for a new laptop? whistle:
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I can be bought quite cheaply for that purpose.
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Yes Dad. ::)
Yes Silver fox... whistle:
More like the Black Sheep point:
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Yes Dad. ::)
Yes Silver fox... whistle:
More like the Black Sheep point:
whistle:
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http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/
Made me larf that filum. Mrs TG sneered a lot. noooo:
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rubschin: I wonder why.
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New laptop?
I thought you said cheap? eeek:
She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Perhaps I should negotiate… rubschin:
What would I get for a new laptop? whistle:
I'd call you silver fox, stop going on about your thinning thatch and you'd have my continued and probably increased presence here. cloud9:
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New laptop?
I thought you said cheap? eeek:
She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Perhaps I should negotiate… rubschin:
What would I get for a new laptop? whistle:
I'd call you silver fox, stop going on about your thinning thatch and you'd have my continued and probably increased presence here. cloud9:
How about calling him "Stud muffin" and starting a fight with LL?
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I'd want a lot more than a laptop for that! LL is a formidable foe! scared2:
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I'd want a lot more than a laptop for that! LL is a formidable foe! scared2:
True, those pole-gripping thighs look like they could crush your skull like a walnut.
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scared2:
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50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads. rubschin:
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It is the Natonal School for the Underdeveloped and Confused .Theyfind this place congenial for some reason rubschin:
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50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads. rubschin:
No ~ they are trying to but the system will not allow them to register ~ which is why they remain guests.
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50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads. rubschin:
No ~ they are trying to but the system will not allow them to register ~ which is why they renmain guests.
Should I be reassured with that news? scared2:
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50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads. rubschin:
No ~ they are trying to but the system will not allow them to register ~ which is why they renmain guests.
Are they people or bots/spiders etc?
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Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
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Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers... rubschin:
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Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers... rubschin:
doh:
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So that's a NO then?
Back to the drawing board.... tunble:
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Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers... rubschin:
;D
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Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers... rubschin:
;D
Don't encourage him noooo:
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Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers... rubschin:
;D
Don't encourage him noooo:
But it was funny. surrender:
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Yes and I laughed but you had to expect me to say something.
Spider definitions for those who really woory about these things:
Yahoo! Slurp ..... is a web crawler from Yahoo! group. It crawls the web and puts content into the Yahoo! Search engine. Slurp is based on Inktomi's web search technology - Inktomi was acquired by Yahoo! in late 2002.
Media Partners - Google .... is the same thing from Google and does what I said regarding the adverts which help pay for this forum.
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19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people? whistle:
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19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people? whistle:
Define "real people"?
I suspect that would exclude me at least. noooo:
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19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people? whistle:
Define "real people"?
I suspect that would exclude me at least. noooo:
human beings like us! point:
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That response has not advanced the discussion one jot noooo:
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19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people? whistle:
Define "real people"?
I suspect that would exclude me at least. noooo:
human beings like us! point:
Bots mainly evil:
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19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people? whistle:
Define "real people"?
I suspect that would exclude me at least. noooo:
human beings like us!
They may like you, but I wouldn't generalise too much.
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457!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek:
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468 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek:
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478 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek:
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485!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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They're watching you:
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Going down again now! PHEW!
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Going down again now! PHEW!
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495 now! It's taken ages to get through to the bar. I'll get a double round in, sod queueing again
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Going down again now! PHEW!
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cool14:
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I'm having a bit of a day of footinmouthitis.
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As long as it's your foot in your mouth. eeek:
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I'm having a bit of a day of footinmouthitis.
rubschin:
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495 guests today and it appears that Eddie Bluebird is the only one that decided to stay
I reckon he was in the bogs when the coach left
(Welcome Eddie, mine's a pint)
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495 guests today and it appears that Eddie Bluebird is the only one that decided to stay
I reckon he was in the bogs when the coach left
(Welcome Eddie, mine's a pint)
who was the 495 guests? they are very insistent aint they! but no1 every joins do they, imagine if they all did! point:
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Are we not a friendly bunch then Mrs TG happy001
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Are we not a friendly bunch then Mrs TG happy001
You need to get that keyboard sorted. It spelled "butch" incorrectly.
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Guest 04:33:52 PM Requesting a password reminder
what is this? they cant request a password reminder if they not members, them bots getting very clever... whistle:
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That's prolly Baldymort Mrs TG. My patented hair tonic does have some side effects if its drunk instead of rubbed on. BM didnt read the instructions... whistle:
Actually given the amount of guests that seem to appear, browse the comments on here and then bugger off I wonder if any of the regular members on here are going to strangely disappear for 42 days... eeek:
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Guest 04:33:52 PM Requesting a password reminder
what is this? they cant request a password reminder if they not members, them bots getting very clever... whistle:
They can request all they like ~ asking doesn't mean they get Banghead
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Can spiders print topics by any chance? rubschin:
A couple of the buggers are. eeek:
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NO! But that doesn't stop them trying
They can't think either. They are simply computer programmes that try every aspect of the site set up.
Please stop going on and on about the bloody things. Banghead
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que?
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NO! But that doesn't stop them trying
They can't think either. They are simply computer programmes that try every aspect of the site set up.
Please stop going on and on about the bloody things. Banghead
I'll let you into a secret hound, I already knew but couldnt resist winding you up as I could see the talk was getting on your nerves whistle:
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I am coming to Dorset in October ~ it's not much further to Cornwall. You have been warned eveilgrin:
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I can just imagine the locals reaction to a talking hound, Pitchforks, torches and criws of 'WITCHCRAFT!!!' spring to mind..... whistle:
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Listen my little Geordie chum "I speak West Country Proper like 'cos I comes from down that way"
Certainly I sound more "local" than
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Sorry Miss D ~ Fish again
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It isnt the accent that they will have trouble with.....................as long as you stay away from the more isolated villages. eeek:
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Isolated ~ does that really mean quarantined?
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Isolated ~ does that really mean quarantined?
In a sort of "Jurassic Park" way, yes.
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Isolated ~ does that really mean quarantined?
In a sort of "Jurassic Park" way, yes.
More like Wicker Man eeek: