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Title: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 01:28:13 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2008, 01:34:18 PM
eeek:
See what happens when Wenchy turns up!  lol:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 01:37:09 PM
All flies?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 01, 2008, 01:40:21 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2008, 01:48:09 PM
All flies?
eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 01:57:43 PM
A big boy made me do it!

 shrugs:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2008, 02:03:06 PM
A big boy made me do it!

 shrugs:
Ah... that explains it...  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2008, 05:24:58 PM
I thought this thread was about how many children Nick did accidentally invite to the Boy's party  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2008, 05:44:24 PM
I thought this thread was about how many children Nick did accidentally invite to the Boy's party  eeek:
lol: lol: lol: As few as that?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 06:48:19 PM
Last one has just gone.

The damage!  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 06:50:48 PM
We, sensibly, make a point of hiring the village hall and a professional entertainer.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 06:59:49 PM
The damage is largely in the garden! evil:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
We, sensibly, make a point of hiring the village hall and a professional entertainer.

Is it insured?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
The damage is largely in the garden! evil:

 eeek: How can you tell?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:01:39 PM
The half tree on top of Mrs Nick's car is one clue............ evil:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:01:50 PM
We, sensibly, make a point of hiring the village hall and a professional entertainer.

Is it insured?

Hall is insured, Entertainer carries his own insurance and is CRB checked. (Smug? Moi?)
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:02:38 PM
I did scent some smug!  evil:

The Boy is in the bath. His second bath  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:03:07 PM
The half tree on top of Mrs Nick's car is one clue............ evil:

Ah!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:04:44 PM
The neighbour's broken window is another  evil:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:08:49 PM
So ~ next year it's the village hall OR he may select three friends and you take them to the cinema and Pizza Hut afterwards. That is what we did last time. I think it was the whole class discos that were the worst.
I have also valiantly taken 6 little friends + my own three bowling with food etc as part of the deal. The bowling alley gives you "an organiser" as part of the price ~ the one we got was very VERY  eyes:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 01, 2008, 07:14:18 PM
A few years ago I part of the 'transport corps' to my youngest nephew's 10th or 11th birthday party (can't remember which). It was a Scalextric party held in a barn with some chap who did it almost professionally. I couldn't believe it; he had them split into teams, drawing racing colours, making flags, charting lap times, working out pit strategy when they weren't racing, telling jokes and giving them a whale of a time. Lashings of pop and slices of pizza, trophy prizes and laps of honour all ended up with tired, smiling, happy faces. The chap was a complete natural, a magician... and certainly earned his fee that night.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:16:10 PM
Works every time ~ Get the pros in and leave 'em to it. Saves wear and tear on your nerves too.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 01, 2008, 07:23:25 PM
I have also valiantly taken 6 little friends + my own three bowling with food etc as part of the deal. The bowling alley gives you "an organiser" as part of the price ~ the one we got was very VERY  eyes:

 lol:  Yes, done that too with my pair of lovable reprobates + 2 friends. (Mug is stamped on my forehead obviously).

Before the game was through I found out they were playing the 1 armed bandits (Unc, have you got any spare 50p's?), chatting up the girl who was giving out the bowling shoes and seeing if they could scam extra burgers claiming the first ones were cold  eeek:



Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:26:27 PM
That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:33:26 PM
That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.


 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:34:57 PM
That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.


 eeek:

'spect you are feeling better now Nick.  lol:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 01, 2008, 07:43:38 PM
That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.

 happy001 happy001

The younger of my nephews who clearly has a bright future in front of him attempted to dismantle his Grandad's hospital bed whilst he was in it. He was underneath, being very quiet, whilst we were being the models of caring and sympathy. There was a sudden crash as Grandad's feet and legs lowered ever so suddenly  ;D

"I was just trying to find out how it worked"     sad24:


Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
Whoops!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:52:27 PM
That sounds about right ~ We did the Sea Life Centre for one of ours. They do a full party thing there too.
Things got a bit difficult when the little sods tried to take the creatures from the "Touch Pool" to share the chicken and chips with them.

 happy001 happy001

The younger of my nephews who clearly has a bright future in front of him attempted to dismantle his Grandad's hospital bed whilst he was in it. He was underneath, being very quiet, whilst we were being the models of caring and sympathy. There was a sudden crash as Grandad's feet and legs lowered ever so suddenly  ;D

"I was just trying to find out how it worked"     sad24:




Excellent  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 01, 2008, 07:55:52 PM
Whoops indeed. One of those beautiful moments when you're trying to chastise the misbehaviour yet applaud the ingenuity...

 shrugs:

Personally I went for the ingenuity with a slight tap on the wrist for the rule infraction  cool14:

Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 08:02:16 PM
One has to.

I have often had to admonish whilst feeling chuffed that one or the other has done/said something that I admired.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2008, 01:00:14 AM
The damage is largely in the garden! evil:

 eeek: How can you tell?

Simple, going from past experience any damage done by Nick would be far more devastating whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 10:44:43 AM
Just as a matter of interest does anyone know why we were inundated by the great unwashed?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2008, 10:51:40 AM
When was this then?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 10:55:01 AM
Yesterday. Peaked at 399 online.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 10:56:12 AM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:06:45 AM
come on put us our are misery i am curious?  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:08:01 AM
Wenchy attracted some tat purveyors  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:10:30 AM
Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Praps...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:12:18 AM
Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Praps...  rubschin:

Can we see the refering sites?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:12:37 AM
That happened after the Al Murray event too  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:13:17 AM
Think it might have to do with that grumpy pub news story.
Praps...  rubschin:

Can we see the refering sites?
No... it was all spiders...  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:14:22 AM
Can we see a pic of one please. The bigger and hairier the better  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:14:32 AM
What did it last time was somebody spoke about a virtual pub on TV ~ 199 people rushed to their PCs and found us ..... none ever came back. noooo:

I don't think we can see where they came from ~ unless we are here when it happens and I wasn't.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:15:13 AM
Can we see a pic of one please. The bigger and hairier the better  eveilgrin:
char062
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:15:26 AM
"Slurp" had 27 spiders in here last evening for about ten minutes.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:15:40 AM
You'd think it would be built into the stats somewhere. I know on my blog I can see where people have clicked from, the google search terms etc
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:16:37 AM
You'd think it would be built into the stats somewhere. I know on my blog I can see where people have clicked from, the google search terms etc
FFS SPIDERS!

 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062 char062
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:17:08 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqGXak9.jpg&hash=f53561171eca24d6c2b7a2913cd0d467a3a52edc) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqGXak9)
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:18:22 AM
 scared2:

That one is horrid Nick!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 11:18:34 AM
Maybe release 2 of forum software will allow this.

BM should install it toot sweet innit.

I could do with the excitement of waiting to see if pub reappears.  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:19:31 AM
Maybe release 2 of forum software will allow this.

BM should install it toot sweet innit.

I could do with the excitement of waiting to see if pub reappears.  whistle:
I couldn't...  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:24:47 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:33:47 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:35:49 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:

The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2008, 11:36:19 AM
scared2:

That one is horrid Nick!

Google Camel Spider Wenchy......they are evil little buggers  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
I've seen those before.  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:40:24 AM
Mr Wench gets punished


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1pMRxr.jpg&hash=f5f2518cd65dd9e42565c367b97ee309c62c4e80) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1pMRxr)
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:41:46 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:

The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.

nah seen the recent wedding pics

hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here!  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:42:51 AM
He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:44:00 AM
He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is  whistle:

come on dont be shy, you have seen my pic so show me yrs... whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:45:13 AM
Are we playing doctors and nurses now? noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:45:48 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:46:53 AM
Well, it's an idea!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:47:35 AM
Not a very good one it has to be said.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:48:07 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:

The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.

nah seen the recent wedding pics

hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here!  point:

Are you mad?  Put a picture on an open forum. NO WAY!

I saw the wedding pics too ~ you must have been looking at the wrong man.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 11:48:41 AM
I think she saw the photoshopped pics.  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:48:51 AM
just a pic of snoops... or describe him then? nice to put a face to the words... scared2:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:49:53 AM
He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is  whistle:

 rubschin: Maybe so matey but you ain't exactly sylph like yerself .... at least I have an excuse.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:50:31 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:

The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.

nah seen the recent wedding pics

hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here!  point:

Are you mad?  Put a picture on an open forum. NO WAY!

I saw the wedding pics too ~ you must have been looking at the wrong man.

pm me one then.... point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 11:51:06 AM
There is a carricature of snoops on here somewhere. At least I think its on here.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:52:07 AM
He can't post pics. Unless you have wide screen that is  whistle:

 rubschin: Maybe so matey but you ain't exactly sylph like yerself .... at least I have an excuse.



that me too....blame me mother!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:52:39 AM
just a pic of snoops... or describe him then? nice to put a face to the words... scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ehow.com%2Fimages%2FGlobalPhoto%2FArticles%2F2094659%2Fsnoopy-main_Full.jpg&hash=54bbcc7c51764726cc8b2f67d2afafb4b570276b)

Happy Now?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:52:49 AM
She force feeds you?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:53:18 AM
There is a carricature of snoops on here somewhere. At least I think its on here.  rubschin:

find it an show me then.... ;D
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:54:42 AM
just a pic of snoops... or describe him then? nice to put a face to the words... scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ehow.com%2Fimages%2FGlobalPhoto%2FArticles%2F2094659%2Fsnoopy-main_Full.jpg&hash=54bbcc7c51764726cc8b2f67d2afafb4b570276b)

Happy Now?

a bit more lifelike wud be nice... point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:56:00 AM
I knew this would happen  noooo:


The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another  Banghead

There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 11:57:15 AM
I knew this would happen  noooo:


The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another  Banghead

There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.

nah they get a bit pervy..

oh well... only wanted to see the regulars...

gona make me din now

ps why dont the guests ever join?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:57:22 AM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:

The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.

nah seen the recent wedding pics

hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here!  point:
See! I'm not bald!  cloud9:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 11:58:35 AM
She force feeds you?

No. She's dead.  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:58:58 AM
I knew this would happen  noooo:


The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another  Banghead

There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.

nah they get a bit pervy..

oh well... only wanted to see the regulars...

gona make me din now

ps why dont the guests ever join?

Cos we're all mental...  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 12:01:26 PM
Be fair TG he can't stand to lose what little hair he has left!  point:

from what i have seen he got loads of hair(ish) lol:

The picture he showed you is at least twenty years old.

nah seen the recent wedding pics

hey snoops aint seen your pic yet! seen nick an bm an ll pm me a pic or put it on here!  point:
See! I'm not bald!  cloud9:

no bm you are very handsome an silver which is nice on a man... plenty of hair too... eyes:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 12:03:28 PM
She force feeds you?

No. She's dead.  point:

yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:04:34 PM
I knew this would happen  noooo:


The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another  Banghead

There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.

 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 12:05:13 PM
I knew this would happen  noooo:


The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another  Banghead

There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.

nah they get a bit pervy..

oh well... only wanted to see the regulars...

gona make me din now

ps why dont the guests ever join?

I wouldn't know about pervy sites ~ you speak from experience?

As for why do the guests never join ~ have you ever walked into a pub and had everyone at the bar turn and look at you, then turn back to their drinks?  Perhaps if the regulars stopped doing that to people, checking everyone's profile, looking to see what others are doing and commenting on it, PMing them before they even get a post up etc it might help them to feel more like staying around. As it is I personally think that many guests see us as being a small clique and are not sure that they will be welcome.

The most recent spate of mass visiting seems to have been robotic scans anyway so they would not be able to register and stay.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:05:18 PM
I knew this would happen  noooo:


The whole point of internet forums is that we don't see one another  Banghead

There are other sites that cater for those who want to chat on camera.

nah they get a bit pervy..

Experience speaks!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:05:54 PM
She force feeds you?

No. She's dead.  point:

yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:

Did it have a train set?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 12:08:05 PM
She force feeds you?

No. She's dead.  point:

yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:

Did it have a train set?

Prolly. Till they nicked it.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:09:11 PM
And re installed it in AINSDALE  Banghead
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 12:11:24 PM
And re installed it in AINSDALE  Banghead

 noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:13:57 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 02, 2008, 12:20:18 PM
She force feeds you?

No. She's dead.  point:

yep rip, but she used to work in cake shop when we kids, and when we teens she worked in pub, then as we become into our 20's run a off license, so much temptation, and not much hope with all that in family.... eyes:

Did it have a train set?


no sorry only cakes!
you must got take a pic of this shop to show us all... whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:21:45 PM
I WILL  eveilgrin: evil: evil: evil: evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 12:22:48 PM
What with your imaginary camera?  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 12:24:11 PM
What with your imaginary camera?  point:
happy001 happy001 happy001

And take the film to your imaginary chemist!  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:25:02 PM
But it's true.

Right.

I am off there tomorrow!

So there!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 12:28:13 PM
Of course you are.  happy100
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 12:33:49 PM
But it's true.

Right.

I am off there tomorrow!

So there!
Nurse!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 12:36:06 PM
I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 12:43:06 PM
I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Oh...  redface:

BM is a cliché  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 12:51:58 PM
Good point.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 12:58:34 PM
Is that a new sort of french wig?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 01:25:33 PM
They are on the way back!  45 at present. scared2:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 01:26:19 PM
Is that a new sort of french wig?

They probably sell them in your imaginary bakery/train shop!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 01:26:41 PM
I was going to say that but didn't want to seem cliche.
Oh...  redface:

BM is a cliché  eeek:
I can't even spell it...  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 01:36:59 PM
That yahoo slurpy thing is back again. It somehow makes me feel violated.  redface:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 01:39:30 PM
What is he on about?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 01:45:48 PM
What is he on about?

Who?  shrugs:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 01:49:05 PM
You!

Lapp dancing yet?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 01:50:36 PM
You!

Lapp dancing yet?
Me???  eeek:

And my imaginary baker/toy store/wig maker?  point:

Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
The pictures will soon follow. I demand money!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 01:51:55 PM
Christ almighty BM ~ Pole Dancing ~ Lap(p) Dancing ..... He is making a joke, ponderously as it turns out.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 01:54:35 PM
Christ almighty BM ~ Pole Dancing ~ Lap(p) Dancing ..... He is making a joke, ponderously as it turns out.
I chose to ignore it...  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 02:00:22 PM
I didn't get it.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 02:01:46 PM
That would be the chillis  eveilgrin:

Lucky you!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 02:12:06 PM
I didn't get it.

Tsk  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 02:17:52 PM
I didn't get it.
Tut, tut... somebody hasn't been reading all the posts...  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 02:19:45 PM
I thought I had.  redface:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 02:21:01 PM
I thought I had.  redface:
Then you'll have to go back and read them all again won't you?  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 02:22:26 PM
All of them! Or just this thread?

I searched for lapp and this little exchange was all that came up.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 02:34:24 PM
All of them! Or just this thread?

I searched for lapp and this little exchange was all that came up.  rubschin:
Tsk, tsk...  noooo:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4118.0
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 02:51:11 PM
Strangely I thought that thread was political and didn't really look at it.  redface:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 02:54:37 PM
Every word in here is worth reading  evil:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 02:55:24 PM
 redface:

Even all of Nick's?  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 02:58:09 PM
redface:

Even all of Nick's?  eeek:

'specially Nick's ;)
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 02:59:00 PM
Pffft!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:20:32 PM
Pffft!
It is your job to read everything!  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2008, 03:23:11 PM
Sack her!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
Pffft!
It is your job to read everything!  eeek:

Where in my contract does it stipulate such a thing!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:26:40 PM
Pffft!
It is your job to read everything!  eeek:

Where in my contract does it stipulate such a thing!?!?  eeek:

Looking at mine its on page 793, para 64, 9th line.  Hard to read tho'..... bit smudged. It looks like BM was crying at the time he wrote it.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:27:03 PM
Pffft!
It is your job to read everything!  eeek:

Where in my contract does it stipulate such a thing!?!?  eeek:

Small print
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
I never read that either!  redface:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:36:08 PM
I never read that either!  redface:
Buyer beware and all that...  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:40:30 PM
Yes Dad.  ::)
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:46:06 PM
Yes Dad.  ::)
Yes Silver fox...  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
No matter how hard you try that is NEVER going to catch on!  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:49:02 PM
No matter how hard you try that is NEVER going to catch on!  point:
You think not?  eyes:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:53:37 PM
Not unless you pay people no.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:54:44 PM
Not unless you pay people no.
Oh...  sad24:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:56:43 PM
I can be bought quite cheaply for that purpose.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
I can be bought quite cheaply for that purpose.
How cheap?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 04:00:58 PM
New laptop?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 04:12:05 PM
New laptop?
I thought you said cheap?  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 04:15:51 PM
New laptop?
I thought you said cheap?  eeek:

She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 04:17:27 PM
New laptop?
I thought you said cheap?  eeek:

She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Perhaps I should negotiate…  rubschin:

What would I get for a new laptop?  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 04:55:27 PM
I can be bought quite cheaply for that purpose.

 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2008, 04:56:20 PM
Yes Dad.  ::)
Yes Silver fox...  whistle:

More like the Black Sheep  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 04:58:23 PM
Yes Dad.  ::)
Yes Silver fox...  whistle:

More like the Black Sheep  point:

 whistle:

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Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 05:44:40 PM
http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/

Made me larf that filum. Mrs TG sneered a lot.  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 05:49:48 PM
 rubschin: I wonder why.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2008, 08:00:40 AM
New laptop?
I thought you said cheap?  eeek:

She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Perhaps I should negotiate…  rubschin:

What would I get for a new laptop?  whistle:

I'd call you silver fox, stop going on about your thinning thatch and you'd have my continued and probably increased presence here.  cloud9:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2008, 09:30:46 AM
New laptop?
I thought you said cheap?  eeek:
She did say cheap ~ she did not say inexpensive.
Perhaps I should negotiate…  rubschin:

What would I get for a new laptop?  whistle:
I'd call you silver fox, stop going on about your thinning thatch and you'd have my continued and probably increased presence here.  cloud9:

How about calling him "Stud muffin" and starting a fight with LL?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2008, 09:36:54 AM
I'd want a lot more than a laptop for that! LL is a formidable foe!  scared2:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2008, 12:51:09 PM
I'd want a lot more than a laptop for that! LL is a formidable foe!  scared2:

True, those pole-gripping thighs look like they could crush your skull like a walnut.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:51:30 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 04, 2008, 01:51:26 PM
50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2008, 01:53:42 PM
It is the Natonal School for the Underdeveloped and Confused .Theyfind this place congenial for some reason  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2008, 04:35:24 PM
50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads.  rubschin:

No ~ they are trying to but the system will not allow them to register ~ which is why they remain guests.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2008, 05:49:11 PM
50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads.  rubschin:

No ~ they are trying to but the system will not allow them to register ~ which is why they renmain guests.

Should I be reassured with that news?  scared2:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 04, 2008, 05:50:15 PM
50 or so again. Some of them appear to printing threads.  rubschin:

No ~ they are trying to but the system will not allow them to register ~ which is why they renmain guests.

Are they people or bots/spiders etc?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2008, 05:52:21 PM
Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2008, 05:54:47 PM
Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.

Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2008, 05:56:23 PM
Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.

Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers...  rubschin:

 doh:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2008, 06:02:47 PM
So that's a NO then?


Back to the drawing board....  tunble:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 04, 2008, 06:06:39 PM
Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.

Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers...  rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2008, 06:09:34 PM
Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.

Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers...  rubschin:

 ;D

Don't encourage him  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: TG on July 04, 2008, 06:11:41 PM
Yes ~ they are only Google Bots. They try every angle of the site but cannot register because they do not have email addresses. Their mission is to analyse trends by picking out key words and thus "target" the advertisements.
Look on them as "loyalty cards" from Sainsbury .... which do much the same job.

Can we give them our Nectar card numbers? I could do with a few extra points and vouchers...  rubschin:

 ;D

Don't encourage him  noooo:

But it was funny.  surrender:

Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2008, 06:15:22 PM
Yes and I laughed but you had to expect me to say something.

Spider definitions for those who really woory about these things:

Yahoo! Slurp ..... is a web crawler from Yahoo! group. It crawls the web and puts content into the Yahoo! Search engine. Slurp is based on Inktomi's web search technology - Inktomi was acquired by Yahoo! in late 2002.

Media Partners - Google .... is the same thing from Google and does what I said regarding the adverts which help pay for this forum.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 07, 2008, 11:54:13 AM
19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people?  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2008, 11:55:43 AM
19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people?  whistle:

Define "real people"?

I suspect that would exclude me at least.  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 07, 2008, 11:58:14 AM
19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people?  whistle:

Define "real people"?

I suspect that would exclude me at least.  noooo:

human beings like us!  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2008, 11:59:18 AM
That response has not advanced the discussion one jot  noooo:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2008, 11:59:42 AM
19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people?  whistle:

Define "real people"?

I suspect that would exclude me at least.  noooo:

human beings like us!  point:

Bots mainly evil:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2008, 11:59:52 AM
19 guests are these the bot type things again or real people?  whistle:

Define "real people"?

I suspect that would exclude me at least.  noooo:

human beings like us!

They may like you, but I wouldn't generalise too much.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 01:34:59 PM
457!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
468 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 01:35:57 PM
478 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 01:36:23 PM
485!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 08, 2008, 01:39:09 PM
They're watching you:


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Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 01:40:23 PM
Going down again now! PHEW!
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2008, 02:15:07 PM
Going down again now! PHEW!

 eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2008, 02:18:00 PM
495 now! It's taken ages to get through to the bar. I'll get a double round in, sod queueing again
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2008, 02:19:31 PM
Going down again now! PHEW!

 eeek:

 cool14:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
I'm having a bit of a day of footinmouthitis.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 08, 2008, 02:28:48 PM
As long as it's your foot in your mouth.  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2008, 02:30:04 PM
I'm having a bit of a day of footinmouthitis.

 rubschin:


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Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2008, 06:38:52 PM
495 guests today and it appears that Eddie Bluebird is the only one that decided to stay

I reckon he was in the bogs when the coach left

(Welcome Eddie, mine's a pint)
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 08, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
495 guests today and it appears that Eddie Bluebird is the only one that decided to stay

I reckon he was in the bogs when the coach left

(Welcome Eddie, mine's a pint)

who was the 495 guests? they are very insistent aint they! but no1 every joins do they, imagine if they all did!  point:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2008, 07:02:24 PM
Are we not a friendly bunch then Mrs TG  happy001
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2008, 08:11:13 AM
Are we not a friendly bunch then Mrs TG  happy001

You need to get that keyboard sorted. It spelled "butch" incorrectly.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Mrs TG on July 09, 2008, 03:47:46 PM
Guest  04:33:52 PM Requesting a password reminder

what is this? they cant request a password reminder if they not members, them bots getting very clever... whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 04:13:44 PM
That's prolly Baldymort Mrs TG. My patented hair tonic does have some side effects if its drunk instead of rubbed on. BM didnt read the instructions...  whistle:




Actually given the amount of guests that seem to appear, browse the comments on here and then bugger off I wonder if any of the regular members on here are going to strangely disappear for 42 days...  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 04:17:41 PM
Guest  04:33:52 PM Requesting a password reminder

what is this? they cant request a password reminder if they not members, them bots getting very clever... whistle:

They can request all they like ~ asking doesn't mean they get Banghead
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 04:26:01 PM
Can spiders print topics by any chance?  rubschin:





A couple of the buggers are.  eeek:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 04:29:31 PM
NO! But that doesn't stop them trying 

They can't think either. They are simply computer programmes that try every aspect of the site set up.

Please stop going on and on about the bloody things. Banghead
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2008, 04:43:51 PM
que?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 05:01:55 PM
NO! But that doesn't stop them trying 

They can't think either. They are simply computer programmes that try every aspect of the site set up.

Please stop going on and on about the bloody things. Banghead



I'll let you into a secret hound, I already knew but couldnt resist winding you up as I could see the talk was getting on your nerves  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 05:05:27 PM
I am coming to Dorset in October ~ it's not much further to Cornwall. You have been warned  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 05:11:25 PM
I can just imagine the locals reaction to a talking hound, Pitchforks, torches and criws of 'WITCHCRAFT!!!' spring to mind.....  whistle:
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 05:17:17 PM
Listen my little Geordie chum "I speak West Country Proper like 'cos I comes from down that way"

Certainly I sound more "local" than

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Sorry Miss D ~ Fish again
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 05:18:34 PM
It isnt the accent that they will have trouble with.....................as long as you stay away from the more isolated villages.  eeek:


Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2008, 06:15:23 PM
Isolated ~ does that really mean quarantined?
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2008, 06:36:38 PM
Isolated ~ does that really mean quarantined?

In a sort of "Jurassic Park" way, yes.
Title: Re: 358 Guests!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 06:38:15 PM
Isolated ~ does that really mean quarantined?

In a sort of "Jurassic Park" way, yes.

More like Wicker Man  eeek: