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Title: Bats in the....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
...bra  eeek:

"A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7496923.stm

NFN?

Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2008, 08:24:44 AM
...bra  eeek:

"A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7496923.stm

NFN?



Obviously it was a Brabastelle.  redface:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2008, 08:27:06 AM
Quote
34FF

 eeek:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2008, 08:32:51 AM
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34FF

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

I missed that.

It could have been Christopher Lee in a phone box and she wouldn't have have noticed it.
Title: How could you not have noticed something when you put it on?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 10:55:48 AM
Granted I dont wear one but surely you would have noticed some kind of lump when you put it on?

Ladies? Can you shed some light on this?

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A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat.

"It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
Title: Re: How could you not have noticed something when you put it on?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2008, 10:59:33 AM
Gel pads
Chicken fillets
socks
tissue

hey what difference would a baby bat make  lol:
Title: Re: How could you not have noticed something when you put it on?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 11:04:30 AM
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4194.0

 whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 11:12:47 AM
I have merged these two threads in the interests of ................... well in the interests of those interested in Bats and Bras basically.
Title: Re: How could you not have noticed something when you put it on?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2008, 11:14:31 AM
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4194.0

 whistle: whistle: whistle:

Bugger, I saw the title yesterday and figured it was a nother Nickscapade.  redface:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 11:18:19 AM
I really think we need a picture of Abbie Hawkins, 19 of Norwich.


34FF


Can anyone find one on t'web?
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 11:25:40 AM
Voila


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1TwsgJ.jpg&hash=f83ca7ccd82122b8ef4172fcfcf8351062c84a75) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1TwsgJ)
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 11:26:57 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F07%2F08%2Farticle-1033246-01E1B33D00000578-721_468x464.jpg&hash=2c1bcc8b1bd7d31620ded2493619d4db76089bb0)
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2008, 11:27:43 AM
Croydon facelift and elizabeth duke jewellery. Nice!  noooo:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 11:27:51 AM
The bat in these pictures is a toy .... My boys have some like them................ Toy Bats that is
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 11:28:19 AM
Croydon facelift and elizabeth duke jewellery. Nice!  noooo:


A little more cream in your saucer puss?
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2008, 11:29:14 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 11:30:45 AM
I believe that my picture more clearly demonstrates the items we were looking for.
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2008, 11:33:31 AM
I believe that my picture more clearly demonstrates the items we were looking for.

But I clicked on the picture and it still wasn't full size  ;)
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2008, 11:36:09 AM
Croydon facelift and elizabeth duke jewellery. Nice!  noooo:


A little more cream in your saucer puss?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2008, 11:36:35 AM
Good grief. My computer has a wobbler, I come back here and look what's going on!
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 11:41:54 AM
I believe that my picture more clearly demonstrates the items we were looking for.

No argument ~ but mine showed the bat to better effect I felt. whistle:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
How long before she gets asked to appear in the Star?
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: chocolatepudding on July 09, 2008, 12:40:36 PM
Ahem  see www.eveningstar.co.uk   headline Teenager finds bat in her bra
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2008, 12:45:18 PM
I think he meant The Daily Star (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/home/) - found on every discerning White Van Man's dashboard.

Not long I shouldn't think.
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2008, 01:01:39 PM
Her future is all  in front of her?
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 01:28:58 PM
Croydon facelift and elizabeth duke jewellery. Nice!  noooo:

You seem to know an awful lot about "Croydon facelifts" and "Elizabet Duke" jewellery... rubschin:

Something you're not telling us?









 scared2:
Title: Re: Bats in the....
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2008, 01:43:20 PM
She observes these things.






































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