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Title: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 01:39:23 PM
What to do?

 sad24:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2008, 01:41:25 PM
What to do?

 sad24:

Drink Youngs until you forget.


Or you could do something unusual.  ;)
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 01:41:54 PM
Buy a new bed, get a haircut and start again. Least that's what I did.

Sorry to hear it BTW.
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2008, 01:42:27 PM
Oh
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 01:44:53 PM
What to do?

 sad24:
happy100

A bullfrog?
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2008, 01:46:45 PM
I am now unsure whether to offer levity or sympathy.  redface:

I am also uncertain about the reference to 'Mrs TMR' rather than the more frequent "Mrs TMR 2 B"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 01:53:35 PM
As in actual left or as in gone on holiday?
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:02:21 PM
I am now unsure whether to offer levity or sympathy.  redface:
Why change the habit of a lifetime?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
Ease up boys and girls, she's only left me for the night!

Because...

















...part of the closure of our office meant that she - and others - had to train the Bournemouth lot on their jobs. A party of about 40 of our lot are on their way down there in a coach (apart from Mrs TMR (to be - sorry DS) who has nicked my Lexus to drive herself and three of her colleagues and guess whose petrol is being used... cussing:) for a night of free booze and fine foods. And a lovely hotel.

Meanwhile,






THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.

BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!

DS, THERE WILL BE MUCH


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Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:05:22 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 02:08:31 PM

Meanwhile,

THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.



Well I'm sure you will be able to ensure your future consultancy fees by "re-arranging" those things before you leave.
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 10, 2008, 02:10:21 PM
THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.

BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!


But you wouldn't have gone anyway.  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 02:12:50 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"

Never minde BM ~ For some people you cannot do right for doing wrong (as me old Mum used to say ~ no I never understood it either)
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:13:04 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that...  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 02:35:04 PM
THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.

BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!


But you wouldn't have gone anyway.  ::)

True Unc, as there would only be one person in the room I liked. Mrs TMR (To be  cloud9:)


BUT A FLIPPING INVITE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE cussing: UNGRATEFUL SHOWER OF HUMANOID FUCKWITTERY YOU COULD POSSIBLY EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF BUMPING INTO. I'VE HAD FIZZY GRAVY AFTER A DECENT CHICKEN PHALL THAT HAD MORE INTELLIGENCE AND PERSONALITY THAN THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM.

AND MY CAR WILL BE RETURNED WILL NO BLOODY PETROL AND STINKING OF GOD KNOW'S WHAT PERFUMES, TISSUES STUFFED IN THE ASHTRAYS (5 OF THEM), DROPPED LIPSTICKS/EYELINERS, DRIED FANNY BATTER ON THE LEATHER SEATS AND SOME SHITE RADIO STATION.
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
 eeek:  You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2008, 02:40:00 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that...  ::)

No silly, not "coupling time"  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:46:09 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that...  ::)

No silly, not "coupling time"  ::)
Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 02:49:26 PM
eeek:  You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!

But Mrs TMR (to be  cloud9:) persuaded me (twice) this morning. What was I to say  surrender:

Now I have to drive her rollerskate MR2 back from the office  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:51:47 PM
No strength of will.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 02:53:06 PM
If she persuaded him TWICE this morning he wouldn't have the strength to raise an eyebrow let alone an objection.
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:53:54 PM
No strength at all then. What a wussy.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 02:59:12 PM
No strength at all then. What a wussy.  noooo:


As you are doubtless fully aware Wench, we Sutton Manor boys are made of stern stuff.

The only reason there was no hat-trick was the doorbell going at 7.15, thanks to a delivery Mrs TMR (to be) required for this evening's festivities - a new dress, two days late.
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2008, 03:48:38 PM
eeek:  You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!

But Mrs TMR (to be  cloud9:) persuaded me (twice) this morning. What was I to say  surrender:

Now I have to drive her rollerskate MR2 back from the office  noooo:

 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 03:58:07 PM
Nearly crippled myself getting in and out of the damned thing. Still, managed to get it a bit sideways round some of the corners. 'Tis a hoot to drive!

Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 04:13:38 PM
Nearly crippled myself getting in and out of the damned thing. Still, managed to get it a bit sideways round some of the corners. 'Tis a hoot to drive!


Toot toot!  point:

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Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 04:16:31 PM
Funnily enough, my house IS called Toad Hall...
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2008, 04:17:22 PM
Funnily enough, my house IS called Toad Hall...
Of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2008, 03:37:29 PM
The coach bringing most of them back from Bournemouth broke down. Mrs TMR (to be) was back hours ago. I haven't laughed so much since the Pope died!
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2008, 05:27:37 PM
The coach bringing most of them back from Bournemouth broke down. Mrs TMR (to be) was back hours ago. I haven't laughed so much since the Pope died!
The Pope is dead?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 11, 2008, 05:31:12 PM
The coach bringing most of them back from Bournemouth broke down. Mrs TMR (to be) was back hours ago. I haven't laughed so much since the Pope died!
The Pope is dead?  eeek:

Where you bin?

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Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 14, 2008, 07:39:08 AM
Pope died yesterday?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2008, 07:43:54 AM
Pope died yesterday?  eeek:

Don't you watch TOTP then?
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 14, 2008, 07:45:44 AM
TOTP?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2008, 07:57:34 AM
TOTP?  rubschin:

Top Off The Popes.

 doh:

Yoof of today!
Title: Re: Mrs TMR has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 14, 2008, 08:21:35 AM
 redface: