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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 01:39:23 PM
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What to do?
sad24:
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What to do?
sad24:
Drink Youngs until you forget.
Or you could do something unusual. ;)
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Buy a new bed, get a haircut and start again. Least that's what I did.
Sorry to hear it BTW.
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Oh
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What to do?
sad24:
happy100
A bullfrog?
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I am now unsure whether to offer levity or sympathy. redface:
I am also uncertain about the reference to 'Mrs TMR' rather than the more frequent "Mrs TMR 2 B" rubschin:
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As in actual left or as in gone on holiday?
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I am now unsure whether to offer levity or sympathy. redface:
Why change the habit of a lifetime? shrugs:
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Ease up boys and girls, she's only left me for the night!
Because...
...part of the closure of our office meant that she - and others - had to train the Bournemouth lot on their jobs. A party of about 40 of our lot are on their way down there in a coach (apart from Mrs TMR (to be - sorry DS) who has nicked my Lexus to drive herself and three of her colleagues and guess whose petrol is being used... cussing:) for a night of free booze and fine foods. And a lovely hotel.
Meanwhile,
THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.
BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!
DS, THERE WILL BE MUCH
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
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Meanwhile,
THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.
Well I'm sure you will be able to ensure your future consultancy fees by "re-arranging" those things before you leave.
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:
What the bloody hell did I do?
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THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.
BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!
But you wouldn't have gone anyway. ::)
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:
What the bloody hell did I do?
Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:
What the bloody hell did I do?
Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Never minde BM ~ For some people you cannot do right for doing wrong (as me old Mum used to say ~ no I never understood it either)
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:
What the bloody hell did I do?
Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that... ::)
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THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.
BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!
But you wouldn't have gone anyway. ::)
True Unc, as there would only be one person in the room I liked. Mrs TMR (To be cloud9:)
BUT A FLIPPING INVITE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE cussing: UNGRATEFUL SHOWER OF HUMANOID FUCKWITTERY YOU COULD POSSIBLY EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF BUMPING INTO. I'VE HAD FIZZY GRAVY AFTER A DECENT CHICKEN PHALL THAT HAD MORE INTELLIGENCE AND PERSONALITY THAN THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM.
AND MY CAR WILL BE RETURNED WILL NO BLOODY PETROL AND STINKING OF GOD KNOW'S WHAT PERFUMES, TISSUES STUFFED IN THE ASHTRAYS (5 OF THEM), DROPPED LIPSTICKS/EYELINERS, DRIED FANNY BATTER ON THE LEATHER SEATS AND SOME SHITE RADIO STATION.
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eeek: You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:
What the bloody hell did I do?
Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that... ::)
No silly, not "coupling time" ::)
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Phew!
I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:
What the bloody hell did I do?
Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that... ::)
No silly, not "coupling time" ::)
Oh... redface:
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eeek: You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!
But Mrs TMR (to be cloud9:) persuaded me (twice) this morning. What was I to say surrender:
Now I have to drive her rollerskate MR2 back from the office noooo:
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No strength of will. noooo:
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If she persuaded him TWICE this morning he wouldn't have the strength to raise an eyebrow let alone an objection.
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No strength at all then. What a wussy. noooo:
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No strength at all then. What a wussy. noooo:
As you are doubtless fully aware Wench, we Sutton Manor boys are made of stern stuff.
The only reason there was no hat-trick was the doorbell going at 7.15, thanks to a delivery Mrs TMR (to be) required for this evening's festivities - a new dress, two days late.
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eeek: You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!
But Mrs TMR (to be cloud9:) persuaded me (twice) this morning. What was I to say surrender:
Now I have to drive her rollerskate MR2 back from the office noooo:
surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Nearly crippled myself getting in and out of the damned thing. Still, managed to get it a bit sideways round some of the corners. 'Tis a hoot to drive!
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Nearly crippled myself getting in and out of the damned thing. Still, managed to get it a bit sideways round some of the corners. 'Tis a hoot to drive!
Toot toot! point:
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Funnily enough, my house IS called Toad Hall...
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Funnily enough, my house IS called Toad Hall...
Of course... noooo:
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The coach bringing most of them back from Bournemouth broke down. Mrs TMR (to be) was back hours ago. I haven't laughed so much since the Pope died!
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The coach bringing most of them back from Bournemouth broke down. Mrs TMR (to be) was back hours ago. I haven't laughed so much since the Pope died!
The Pope is dead? eeek:
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The coach bringing most of them back from Bournemouth broke down. Mrs TMR (to be) was back hours ago. I haven't laughed so much since the Pope died!
The Pope is dead? eeek:
Where you bin?
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Pope died yesterday? eeek:
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Pope died yesterday? eeek:
Don't you watch TOTP then?
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TOTP? rubschin:
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TOTP? rubschin:
Top Off The Popes.
doh:
Yoof of today!
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redface: