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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on July 15, 2008, 08:30:13 AM
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A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, 'We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'
The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed.
'You are back so soon...Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.
'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,' the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened.
'Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.
'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,' stated the pastor.
'We know,' said the young man, hanging his head, 'we're not welcome at Homebase either'.
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
To paint the platform number for the bakery counter of course.
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
To paint the platform number for the bakery counter of course.
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Of course... and "Mind the gap" ;)
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
To paint the platform number for the bakery counter of course.
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Of course... and "Mind the gap" ;)
That's the one.
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
Dolt!
The joke concerned a young couple banned from Tesco because he mounted her as she delved in the freezer for a chicken. Similar principle to TMRs joke you understand ~ or perhaps you don't. ::)
It helps if you know that they had consulted the Rabbi and had been told to (1) Abstain and (2) Eat Kosher
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
Dolt!
The joke concerned a young couple banned from Tesco because he mounted her as she delved in the freezer for a chicken. Similar principle to TMRs joke you understand ~ or perhaps you don't. ::)
It helps if you know that they had consulted the Rabbi and had been told to (1) Abstain and (2) Eat Kosher
rubschin:
But why the paint? shrugs:
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
Dolt!
The joke concerned a young couple banned from Tesco because he mounted her as she delved in the freezer for a chicken. Similar principle to TMRs joke you understand ~ or perhaps you don't. ::)
It helps if you know that they had consulted the Rabbi and had been told to (1) Abstain and (2) Eat Kosher
rubschin:
But why the paint? shrugs:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
Dolt!
The joke concerned a young couple banned from Tesco because he mounted her as she delved in the freezer for a chicken. Similar principle to TMRs joke you understand ~ or perhaps you don't. ::)
It helps if you know that they had consulted the Rabbi and had been told to (1) Abstain and (2) Eat Kosher
rubschin:
But why the paint? shrugs:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
rubschin:
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The version I heard was something to do with Tescos and the freezer aisle. whistle:
Why would they have tins of paint in the freezer isle at Tesco? whacky115
To paint the platform number for the bakery counter of course.
cussing: