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Title: A duck related grump
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2008, 11:35:44 AM
So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Feed her sausage and chips for a week ...... or speak to me about getting some sheeps eyes from my brother ~ tell her it's good practice for her forthcoming trip. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2008, 01:04:21 PM
 eveilgrin:

She is packing. SHe needs lots of pants. WHY?
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2008, 01:07:56 PM
eveilgrin:

She is packing. SHe needs lots of pants. WHY?

Catholic insecurity?


To be sure, to be sure. ;)
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2008, 01:08:39 PM
That would explain the welding equipment  rubschin:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Berek on July 15, 2008, 02:38:02 PM


Where is that chainsaw?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2008, 02:43:04 PM


Where is that chainsaw?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

Ahem
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4225.0



I know ~ you can't be expected to read all that shite  whistle:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Berek on July 15, 2008, 02:50:04 PM
I can't be arsed to read all the shite like.. whistle:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2008, 02:52:07 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2008, 07:04:08 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2008, 07:36:42 PM
So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2008, 05:29:54 AM
So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss
drumroll:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Mrs TG on July 20, 2008, 12:55:22 PM
So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss

What have i got to do with this post, seen my name mentioned in vain!  scared2:
I only like duck in chinese restaurant on them pancake things... ;D
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2008, 03:05:17 PM
So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss

What have i got to do with this post, seen my name mentioned in vain!  scared2:
I only like duck in chinese restaurant on them pancake things... ;D
doh:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 03:14:48 PM
Indeed BM ~ "And some fell upon stony ground"  noooo:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2008, 03:16:54 PM
Indeed BM ~ "And some fell upon stony ground"  noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2008, 01:28:51 PM
Indeed BM ~ "And some fell upon stony ground"  noooo:

Well that's Liverpool for you, God's rock garden.  whistle:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2008, 01:40:08 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2008, 03:00:14 PM
Indeed BM ~ "And some fell upon stony ground"  noooo:

Well that's Liverpool for you, God's rock garden.  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A duck related grump
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2008, 11:45:22 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fnol%2Fshared%2Fspl%2Fhi%2Fpop_ups%2F08%2Fuk_enl_1216724907%2Fimg%2F1.jpg&hash=5681eb134f4d656a4fdffc851868e68daf828c83)

BM prefers his duck as fresh as possible  whistle: