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Title: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 07:31:34 AM
Four days in London before she goes to meet the colonel.

And tonight she is having dinner with.........















Wait for it






































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 point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2008, 07:43:35 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I trust you have given her a message to deliver!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2008, 07:47:13 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I trust you have given her a message to deliver!  eveilgrin:

A Polonium inhaler
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 08:17:39 AM
Mrs Nick will not pass on any of my opinions to slotgob for some reason
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2008, 09:00:55 AM
Crikey!

Exalted circles indeed.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:02:46 AM
It's not just the 2 of them. There will be 93 other people present!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2008, 09:04:32 AM
Oh... doesn't count then.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 09:05:36 AM
And how much is Cherry charging to turn up?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:06:02 AM
I imagine she won't come cheap!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 09:06:38 AM
I can get you a budgie going cheep ~ if you're lonely like  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2008, 08:40:48 PM
Crikey!

Exalted circles indeed.

Seventh one of hell from the sound of it.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:18:20 PM
Quite!


ANd well done on the Dante connection!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:44:21 AM
Apparently Slotgob got pissed!  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:31:42 PM
Apparently Slotgob got pissed!  eeek:

Rambling and talking nonsense is not always a sure sign of booze with such a woman.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2008, 12:34:51 PM
Did someone insert a wine bottle (sideways) into her trap at the beginning of proceedings?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick has left me
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:35:23 PM
Did someone insert a wine bottle (sideways) into her trap at the beginning of proceedings?


Not a bottle, a case.

The bottle fell out.