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Title: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 17, 2008, 11:13:26 AM

Goodness gracious me!!! redface: lol:

Must 'chafe' terribly!

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Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 11:16:17 AM
Wouldn't know ~ seldom bother with under-crackers myself  whistle:




Anyway ~ why are you looking at Gay Swimwear? That is what it is dear, it is not meant for "wearing" but for posing in.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 17, 2008, 11:18:05 AM
Wouldn't know ~ seldom bother with under-crackers myself  whistle:

Even when you go out swimming? eeek:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 11:19:41 AM
Wouldn't know ~ seldom bother with under-crackers myself  whistle:

Even when you go out swimming? eeek:

Can't swim ... have an implant that makes it dangerous anyway.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2008, 11:29:21 AM
Wouldn't know ~ seldom bother with under-crackers myself  whistle:

Even when you go out swimming? eeek:
whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2008, 11:32:20 AM
Mr Wench is shopping for new trunks today.  scared2:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
Mr Wench is shopping for new trunks today.  scared2:

At the zoo?
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2008, 11:39:33 AM
Mr Wench is shopping for new trunks today.  scared2:

At the zoo?

 ::)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 11:42:35 AM
Mr Wench is shopping for new trunks today.  scared2:

At the zoo?

 ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 17, 2008, 11:43:00 AM
Wouldn't know ~ seldom bother with under-crackers myself  whistle:

Even when you go out swimming? eeek:
whistle:


 :lalalala

Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 17, 2008, 11:44:06 AM

Anyway ~ why are you looking at Gay Swimwear? That is what it is dear, it is not meant for "wearing" but for posing in.

My Mum sent me the email!! 8)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 11:46:28 AM

Anyway ~ why are you looking at Gay Swimwear? That is what it is dear, it is not meant for "wearing" but for posing in.

My Mum sent me the email!! 8)

Well I s'pose its a variation on "A big boy made me do it and then he ran off"  ::)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 17, 2008, 12:23:44 PM

Anyway ~ why are you looking at Gay Swimwear? That is what it is dear, it is not meant for "wearing" but for posing in.

My Mum sent me the email!! 8)

Well I s'pose its a variation on "A big boy made me do it and then he ran off"  ::)

A big boy eh!   rubschin:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 12:26:00 PM
Steady Girl, Steady.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Mrs TG on July 17, 2008, 01:49:53 PM

Goodness gracious me!!! redface: lol:

Must 'chafe' terribly!

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OOOO what bods they have, i need a cold shower now...yummy... eyes:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 02:13:31 PM
They wouldn't look twice at you love. They are much more interested in themselves and other boys. whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Mrs TG on July 17, 2008, 03:10:34 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 03:13:47 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:

No ~ you miss my point. They are ginger beers, queens, bent as nine bob notes, poofters, faggots. HOMOSEXUALS!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2008, 03:14:16 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:
No... he means they'd be more interested in Mr. TG than your good self...  ::)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Mrs TG on July 17, 2008, 04:35:04 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:

No ~ you miss my point. They are ginger beers, queens, bent as nine bob notes, poofters, faggots. HOMOSEXUALS!

so?  you aint got a problem with em i hope! ( sailing very close to the wind)  noooo:
but still lovely, as bit of waste to us women but hey there plenty of men around!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 05:05:21 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:

No ~ you miss my point. They are ginger beers, queens, bent as nine bob notes, poofters, faggots. HOMOSEXUALS!

so?  you aint got a problem with em i hope! ( sailing very close to the wind)  noooo:
but still lovely, as bit of waste to us women but hey there plenty of men around!

Oh no ~ I have never had a problem with queers ~ quite the opposite in fact  whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Mrs TG on July 17, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:

No ~ you miss my point. They are ginger beers, queens, bent as nine bob notes, poofters, faggots. HOMOSEXUALS!

so?  you aint got a problem with em i hope! ( sailing very close to the wind)  noooo:
but still lovely, as bit of waste to us women but hey there plenty of men around!

Oh no ~ I have never had a problem with queers ~ quite the opposite in fact  whistle:






glad to here that...u mean they always come on to you...lol i prefer the term gay though, dont like the other names bit untasteful  whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2008, 05:35:01 PM
I Wouldent expect them too, in my older years but we can look an looks very tasty
just similair advice to you men too who slobber over the gorgeous young babes.... cloud9:
No ~ you miss my point. They are ginger beers, queens, bent as nine bob notes, poofters, faggots. HOMOSEXUALS!
so?  you aint got a problem with em i hope! ( sailing very close to the wind)  noooo:
but still lovely, as bit of waste to us women but hey there plenty of men around!
Oh no ~ I have never had a problem with queers ~ quite the opposite in fact  whistle:
glad to here that...u mean they always come on to you...lol i prefer the term gay though, dont like the other names bit untasteful  whistle:

I think he means something along those lines  ;)

What about 'lifters of shirts' and 'players of the pink Oboe'?

A bit more PC methinks
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 05:40:28 PM
Trust me  ~ they prefer to be queers. That's what they call themselves.  whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 05:52:12 PM
They are repulsive  sick2:#

For some reason I prefer wimmin.I may have a hormone problem. All wimmin do! It'snormal

Discuss
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 06:01:19 PM
Not repulsive surely. You may find the idea repellent but, if you are not aware of a persons "leanings" you would not find the repulsive surely. As for wimmin. Well they tend to like queers. No competition you see and no bitchiness. Mrs S#2 tells me that a queer friend is something every girl should have in order to get an honest answer to questions like "Does my bum look big in this?"

As for preferences all I can say is that I have married twice .... both times to a woman.

But don't knock it 'til you've tried it. ;)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2008, 06:06:01 PM
Uphill gardeners... workers in the despatch department of the fudge factory, etc...

snoops, I think you have told us the story of your 'experience' before...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 06:08:19 PM
Uphill gardeners... workers in the despatch department of the fudge factory, etc...

snoops, I think you have told us the story of your 'experience' before...  rubschin:

Possibly but not publicly  evil:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Mrs TG on July 17, 2008, 06:23:40 PM
They are repulsive  sick2:#

For some reason I prefer wimmin.I may have a hormone problem. All wimmin do! It'snormal

Discuss

i am sure was said in jest  whistle:

For all who dont know i recently found out my 20 yr old son is gay, and although i was quite shocked to find out, i am cool with it now, after all he is my son, and he is a lovely lad, most women want him to there friend hes great! although i wont get any grandkids that will have to come from my other two i can live with that!  cloud9:

Snoops my brother also says dont knock it till you tried it... whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 07:01:01 PM
Well there you go then ~ Moral, be careful with the jests, you never know who is or isn't.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 07:22:18 PM
 eeek: scared2:

Watch it when the hound next shags your leg.He may be after higher things!  scared2:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Mrs TG on July 17, 2008, 07:46:11 PM
Well there you go then ~ Moral, be careful with the jests, you never know who is or isn't.

Here here!  ;D
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2008, 06:36:12 AM
eeek: scared2:

Watch it when the hound next shags your leg.He may be after higher things!  scared2:

Per Ardua ad Astra  whistle:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:06:28 PM
To infinity and beyond!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2008, 12:09:11 PM
To Boldly go... etc. etc.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2008, 12:13:34 PM
To Boldly go... etc. etc.

To baldly go!  point:

Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:18:30 PM
 drumroll:


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Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 01:35:30 PM
To Boldly go... etc. etc.

To baldly go!  point:


::)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2008, 01:51:37 PM
To Boldly go... etc. etc.

To baldly go!  point:


::)

Come on! For me that was pretty good!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 01:52:46 PM
To Boldly go... etc. etc.

To baldly go!  point:


::)

Come on! For me that was pretty good!
Oh yes... a totally original theme too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 01:53:44 PM
 point:

BM is hurt

 happy100

(Note bald headed emoticons)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 01:55:41 PM

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Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 01:55:59 PM
point:

BM is hurt

 happy100

(Note bald headed emoticons)
You all hate me...  surrender:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
I don't care what the rest say, I think you are, um, OK
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2008, 02:00:22 PM
point:

BM is hurt

 happy100

(Note bald headed emoticons)
You all hate me...  surrender:

Noooooooo!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 02:06:05 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
cloud9:

Hang on I never said I liked you either!  ;)
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 02:21:16 PM
cloud9:

Hang on I never said I liked you either!  ;)
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Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2008, 02:22:25 PM
Chill dude!

Did you know that you can update twitter from your mobile!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 02:24:14 PM
Chill dude!

Did you know that you can update twitter from your mobile!
I don't 'twitter'  noooo:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
point:

BM is hurt

 happy100

(Note bald headed emoticons)
You all hate me...  surrender:

Certainly not, 'hate' is much too harsh.

'Tolerate' is a lot nearer.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2008, 02:40:39 PM
point:

BM is hurt

 happy100

(Note bald headed emoticons)
You all hate me...  surrender:

Certainly not, 'hate' is much too harsh.

'Tolerate' is a lot nearer.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
You don't have to love a man to hump his leg
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 18, 2008, 03:54:11 PM
You don't have to love a man to hump his leg

But it must help surely??

Just think of Lassie and away you go! ;D



Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 04:19:58 PM
Here comes Lassie!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2008, 05:18:34 PM
You don't have to love a man to hump his leg

But it must help surely??

Just think of Lassie and away you go! ;D





Bonios do it for me everytime  ;D
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 05:34:36 PM
AS all my girlfriends always said!
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2008, 05:38:23 PM
AS all my girlfriends always said!

Bitches?
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 05:39:02 PM
One or two were, in retrospect.

Why? Want their numbers?
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2008, 05:40:05 PM
 noooo:

Thanks all the same ~ I've had my share.  surrender:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
I wnet through a few and married the last one. Why does it work like that?

Still. Mt little chiro shows much promise  cloud9: eveilgrin: eyes: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2008, 05:42:44 PM
 rubschin: Clearly you like manipulative wimmin.
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 06:32:41 PM
This one can rub my bits anytime  eyes:
Title: Re: Men's fashion swimwear
Post by: ice and a slice on July 18, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
I wnet through a few and married the last one. Why does it work like that?

Coz if you'd married the first one then tried a few you'd be an adultorist adultoriste adultotore  a very naughty boy.