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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on July 17, 2008, 12:37:27 PM
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Yesterdays shaved goat article once again reinforced my irritation with local newspapers.
You know the sort of thing, at the bottom of page 7 is a small article headed "massive asteroid on collision course with earth" and on the front page "Man trips over goat" or similar.
There is no particular reason for me to feel this way and I'm not going to try explain it.
I shall simply share some exiting local news stories with you and perhaps you may wish to do the same for my benefit.
I therefore bring you.............
wait for it............................
This is a good one..........
The crashed milk float!
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=132935&command=displayContent&sourceNode=132702&contentPK=21103913&folderPk=77465&pNodeId=132393
And the most exiting line from the article : "One witness, who did not wish to be named, said: "The milk float was in the middle lane and this blue lorry was on the inner one, closest to the roundabout."
Brilliant.
Didnt wish to named? WTF? point:
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And another nugget...
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=132384&command=displayContent&sourceNode=232710&home=yes&more_nodeId1=132393&contentPK=21101782
Complaints have included a neighbour saying he could not hear his television because of the band.
yeah right. noooo: Petty minded idiot.
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Our local rag is currently running a modelling competition for Barrow lasses, feast your eyes fellas...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nwemail.co.uk%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.135433%21image%2F1474750287.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Fslideshow%2F1474750287.jpg&hash=b474c6f20c5daed7423aae5ace9736632126eed3)
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Crikey ~ so there is a case for inbreeding after all. ;)
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Can she drive a milk float or play the Tuba? rubschin:
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Can she drive a milk float or play the Tuba? rubschin:
Tuba?
Don't you mean Oboe?
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The pink oboe?