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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
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Take off your clothes she said cloud9:
Let me rub your back she said cloud9:
Come back and see me again on Monday she said cloud9:
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said* rubschin:
*At the back, I hasten to add!
She has brown eyes cloud9:
ANd a black bra eyes:
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cloud9:
Take off your clothes she said cloud9:
Let me rub your back she said cloud9:
Come back and see me again on Monday she said cloud9:
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said* rubschin:
*At the back, I hasten to add!
She has brown eyes cloud9:
ANd a black bra eyes:
ANd a cattle prod, ANd a pepper spray
ANd a partner called Nellie who is spherical, wears dungarees and has shorter hair than TMR.
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cloud9:
Take off your clothes she said cloud9:
Let me rub your back she said cloud9:
Come back and see me again on Monday she said cloud9:
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said* rubschin:
*At the back, I hasten to add!
She has brown eyes cloud9:
ANd a black bra eyes:
ANd a cattle prod, ANd a pepper spray
ANd a partner called Nellie who is spherical, wears dungarees and has shorter hair than TMR.
lol: lol: lol:
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Your best efforts cannot sully this encounter
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eyes: eyes: eyes:
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I have just been to see her again cloud9:
eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Blimey ~ double time of Saturdays Nick! Either she is very very eyes: or your back is very very bad.
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My back is very very very bad.
No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area). eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.
I am seeing her again on Monday morning eyes: eyes: cloud9:
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rubschin: I've had nights like that ~ but not for many years whistle:
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My back is very very very bad.
No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area). eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.
I am seeing her again on Monday morning eyes: eyes: cloud9:
You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register! point:
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evil:
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screaming and pillow biting.
Jeremy Thorpe?
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My back is very very very bad.
No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area). eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.
I am seeing her again on Monday morning eyes: eyes: cloud9:
You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register! point:
Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional. ::)
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I was married to a nurse. You cannot get any more expensive than that!
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My back is very very very bad.
No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area). eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.
I am seeing her again on Monday morning eyes: eyes: cloud9:
You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register! point:
Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional. ::)
So speaks the voice of experience point:
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I was married to a nurse. You cannot get any more expensive than that!
You can, trust me. sad32:
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Indeed ~ Air Traffic Controllers come pretty high maintenance too.
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Well. I have just seen her again cloud9: My iunderpants are now full of frozen pasta again.
Mrs Nick was "chatting " to Cherie Blair at the weekend. They found they had some things in common(which is worrying). Family came up and Mrs Nick mentioned that I was laid low with sciatic pain. Slotgob was full of sympathy as she has suffered from this herself apparently. She said that only one thing worked for her and strongly recommended it.
I think not noooo:
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Well. I have just seen her again cloud9: My iunderpants are now full of frozen pasta again.
Mrs Nick was "chatting " to Cherie Blair at the weekend. They found they had some things in common(which is worrying). Family came up and Mrs Nick mentioned that I was laid low with sciatic pain. Slotgob was full of sympathy as she has suffered from this herself apparently. She said that only one thing worked for her and strongly recommended it.
I think not noooo:
Worrying but not altogether unexpected point:
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But you (deliberately) have not asked what she recommended (and what she does) evil:
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But you (deliberately) have not asked what she recommended (and what she does) evil:
That's right ~ I haven't whistle:
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So I will make you wait evil:
Wenchy might benefit from it though
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But you (deliberately) have not asked what she recommended (and what she does) evil:
That's right ~ I haven't whistle:
Neither have I
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I'll ask. Does it involve cakes or/and trains in any way?
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Nope
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Crocodiles eh?
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When I tell you what CHErie recommended I do, and which she does herself, you will sick2:
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Or was it the Tabasco enema?
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Nowhere near
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Pregnancy?
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Getting warmer!
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Getting warmer!
Hot water bottle?
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::)
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Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional
Wenchy maps out her career change
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Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional
Wenchy maps out her career change
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Precisely
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I'm not asking either... noooo:
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Belly dancing
sick2:
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Are you trying to put me off my Young's?
Yuck!
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LL is booked-up for belly dancing lessons... noooo:
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LL is booked-up for belly dancing lessons... noooo:
What happened to the pole dancing?
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Are you trying to put me off my Young's?
Yuck!
I agree, Nick bellydancing would be enough to drive anyone teatotal whistle:
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LL is booked-up for belly dancing lessons... noooo:
What happened to the pole dancing?
Been there, done that apparently... noooo: