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Title: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 01:19:56 PM
I had thought we'd finished the jam making until the autumn fruits but no! SWMBO has lain her hands upon a couple of kilo of apricots and they are, as I type, being converted into jam. Yumster!!!!
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 01:21:11 PM
Tasty. I am going to attempt jam making next year.
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 01:24:29 PM
It's dead easy ~ I let her do it   8)
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:32:09 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:38:27 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 04:39:33 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

That were an 'ampshire accent not a scouse one  Banghead
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:42:06 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

That were an 'ampshire accent not a scouse one  Banghead
Okay then...  surrender:

I'll post you some that are nearly ripe - should be perfick when they get there...  whistle:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Mrs TG on July 22, 2008, 04:42:43 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 04:45:10 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:

Just accept that you are seldom out of our thoughts dear lady. ;D
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:45:46 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:

Just accept that you are seldom out of our thoughts dear lady. ;D
;D
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Mrs TG on July 22, 2008, 04:48:01 PM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:

Just accept that you are seldom out of our thoughts dear lady. ;D

Depends what thoughts i am in...nice, not nice, horrible, evil!  scared2:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 04:54:52 PM
Always nice ...............  eyes:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2008, 05:05:01 PM
Be afraid Mrs TG, be very afraid....  scared2:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 09:35:07 AM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

How big is your garden?
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 11:01:46 AM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

How big is your garden?

Hopefully big enough for a London Bus






'Cos








"We're all going on a Summer Holiday"  whistle:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2008, 11:14:59 AM
Curse you Hound  cussing:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 11:16:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZT4owFcD4M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZT4owFcD4M)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2008, 05:20:44 AM
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

How big is your garden?
Big enough to hold trees that produce fift- actually, I exaggerated slightly... we have one fig tree...  redface:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2008, 02:46:05 PM
Hence the syrup  ;)
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2008, 04:45:46 PM
Hence the syrup  ;)
doh:
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2008, 05:09:21 AM
<snigger>
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2008, 05:19:13 AM
<snigger>
[rolls up the Cyprus weekly]
Title: Re: More Jam
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2008, 05:25:38 AM
<whimper>