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Title: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 02:02:17 PM: Not ogling that back-quack again is he?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 02:10:29 PM: Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 02:12:15 PM: Living where I do there is more than enough holiday crumpet to feast my tired old eyes upon. cloud9:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 02:13:53 PM: But they're not manipulating you are they?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 02:19:49 PM: Fortunately not ~ there's more than enough of that in house evil:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 02:27:31 PM: Where is BM?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 02:29:07 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 02:27:31 PM
Where is BM?

Where he always is I 'spect ~ on somebody's roof trying to get a decent signal.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 02:35:03 PM: As long as he doesn't do a 'Rod Hull' eeek:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 02:36:43 PM: He may wear a parachute I s'pose. rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2008, 02:37:20 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 02:35:03 PM
As long as he doesn't do a 'Rod Hull' eeek:

rubschin:

A goat puppet must be a lot heavier than an Emu.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 02:39:56 PM: We'll have to ask him. whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 02:45:52 PM: I am struggling along. Mrs Nick en route to the harem. Boy finished school for 6 weeks ( evil:)
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 02:51:57 PM: Back/leg no better then?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2008, 03:04:48 PM: May be worth you getting a TENS machine Nick. They don't cost that much now and I've known people with back injuries that it has helped in the past.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 03:35:39 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2008, 03:04:48 PM
May be worth you getting a TENS machine Nick. They don't cost that much now and I've known people with back injuries that it has helped in the past.

I might consider that!! rubschin:

Ta
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:03:16 PM: I have been to a wedding... whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2008, 04:18:25 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 02:51:57 PM
Back leg no better then?

I thought Snoopy was our only quadruped in the north west?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 05:08:29 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:03:16 PM
I have been to a wedding... whistle:

Not more pole dancing noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2008, 05:23:18 PM: BM has been pole dancing???????? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I know the hair transplant treatment is expensive but that can't be the best way for him to raise the funds. noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:30:07 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 05:08:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:03:16 PM
I have been to a wedding... whistle:

Not more pole dancing noooo:
No... just a civil ceremony at the Town Hall in Pafos...

Nice actually, all over in five minutes... that's how a wedding should be... whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 07:41:08 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:30:07 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 05:08:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:03:16 PM
I have been to a wedding... whistle:

Not more pole dancing noooo:
No... just a civil ceremony at the Town Hall in Pafos...

Nice actually, all over in five minutes... that's how a wedding should be... whistle:

You're quite right ~ pity marriage doesn't last about the same amount of time evil:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 07:47:26 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 07:41:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:30:07 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2008, 05:08:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:03:16 PM
I have been to a wedding... whistle:

Not more pole dancing noooo:
No... just a civil ceremony at the Town Hall in Pafos...

Nice actually, all over in five minutes... that's how a wedding should be... whistle:

You're quite right ~ pity marriage doesn't last about the same amount of time evil:
You may say that... but I couldn't possibly comment... noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 07:55:43 AM: BA have lost Mrs Nick's luggage noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 07:57:11 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2008, 07:55:43 AM
BA have lost Mrs Nick's luggage noooo:
No... Nick-o-Rays have destroyed Mrs. Nicks chances of ever getting her luggage there... point:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 07:57:34 AM: ALL those pants? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 07:58:59 AM: The Ambassador's wife has offered to lend her stuff, but since Mrs Nick is a petite size 8 and the Lady is a statuesque size 14 I don't see it working noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2008, 07:59:35 AM: Oh poor Mrs Nick. noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2008, 08:00:38 AM: Loose fitting clothes are good for hot countries. ;)
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 08:07:28 AM: She is only there for three days FFS ~ how hard can it be to shop locally for a few pairs of pants and stuff? A whole new wardrobe and chargeable to BA. Sounds like a win win to me.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 08:30:23 AM: I am trying to imagine Mrs Nick going shopping for ladies underwear in Tripoli. rubschin: Sounds like an adventure to me! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 08:36:43 PM: Where is he today............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 08:45:56 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 08:36:43 PM
Where is he today............ rubschin:

Problee watching Cow TV on a meteorite/asteroid. ::)

WHUHEY!!! Party001:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2013, 10:09:09 PM: Is he fixing his boiler............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:14:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2013, 10:09:09 PM
Is he fixing his boiler............. rubschin:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:32:14 PM: The cows changed channel. He is in limbo.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 10:40:32 PM: He's just turning up at last night's hotel in "that there London"
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 12:07:47 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:32:14 PM
The cows changed channel. He is in limbo.
happy001
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 12:01:05 PM: I think we should send out a search party... scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Misty on March 08, 2013, 12:06:04 PM: Ii miss him. sad24:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 12:09:30 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 08, 2013, 12:06:04 PM
Ii miss him. sad24:

Nobody can wave that flag quite like him.... noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2013, 12:18:42 PM: Well I've checked the news and there hasn't been any sign of a cataclysnick event. rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 12:19:59 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2013, 12:18:42 PM
Well I've checked the news and there hasn't been any sign of a cataclysnick event. rubschin:

Yet... scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2013, 02:03:36 PM: We only have to worry if Nick has headed off to Korea.... scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 02:11:13 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
We only have to worry if Nick has headed off to Korea.... scared2:
OMG international peace talks led by such daft rhetoric? Actually it mght just work

Wasn't Nick lost in planet Travelodge?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 02:30:47 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 08, 2013, 02:11:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
We only have to worry if Nick has headed off to Korea.... scared2:
OMG international peace talks led by such daft rhetoric? Actually it mght just work

Wasn't Nick lost in planet Travelodge?

I bet he has lost his phone or summat.... ::)
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2013, 02:33:39 PM: 10-1 odds on he forgot the charger :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 03:19:42 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2013, 02:33:39 PM
10-1 odds on he forgot the charger :thumbsup:

Good call! Thumbs:

but then he would have bought one.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 03:34:09 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
We only have to worry if Nick has headed off to Korea.... scared2:

"North Korea - Warning, may contain nuts"
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:35:22 PM: A text has flooded in ~ Nick lives and is drinking Bishops Finger wiv a laydee somewhere in London.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 03:38:23 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
A text has flooded in ~ Nick lives and is drinking Bishops Finger wiv a laydee somewhere in London.

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Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 03:40:52 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
A text has flooded in ~ Nick lives and is drinking Bishops Finger wiv a laydee somewhere in London.

TMR says not to let her take him to the train station. noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:42:01 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
A text has flooded in ~ Nick lives and is drinking Bishops Finger wiv a laydee somewhere in London.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.photo.net%2Fphoto%2F2539456-lg.jpg&hash=60c0cd4c41c9ed1403cfc08e4ba0f88c5fec097e)

Her name is Anouska ...... rubschin:

So perhaps:

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Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 03:44:31 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:42:01 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 03:38:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
A text has flooded in ~ Nick lives and is drinking Bishops Finger wiv a laydee somewhere in London.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.photo.net%2Fphoto%2F2539456-lg.jpg&hash=60c0cd4c41c9ed1403cfc08e4ba0f88c5fec097e)

Her name is Anouska ...... rubschin:

So perhaps:

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:thumbsup:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2013, 05:26:55 PM: Apparently she keeps rabbits ... rubschin:

Duracell? I enquired razz:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2013, 05:42:14 PM: I think he's making up his own text speak ... what does >:O (n) mean? whacky115
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 06:05:17 PM: Quote from: Pastis on March 08, 2013, 05:42:14 PM
I think he's making up his own text speak ... what does >:O (n) mean? whacky115
Mastectomy I think.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2013, 06:33:24 PM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2013, 07:14:18 PM: Quote from: Pastis on March 08, 2013, 05:42:14 PM
I think he's making up his own text speak ... what does >:O (n) mean? whacky115

Ahh all becomes clear. That is an ancient heraldic sign, it is ye olde rabbit rampant.

No wonder he needs batteries, you can no doubt hear the buzzing from here.
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2013, 08:45:26 PM: NickSick omph NickSick
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2013, 08:48:29 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 08, 2013, 08:45:26 PM
NickSick omph NickSick

See I missed you ........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2013, 09:01:26 PM: Wrong hotels noooo: Sleeping on a brick noooo: The fooking DLR noooo: Anouska's knee eyes: Bishops Finger on expenses NickSick More Anoushka's knee and now my beshtest frend (cos she likes bunnies ::)) and mph ::) ::)

NickSick
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2013, 09:19:02 PM: I don't suppose it was Anouska Hempel
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2013, 09:26:16 PM: Oh noes, this one is young. ANd has knees
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2013, 11:34:35 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 08, 2013, 08:48:29 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 08, 2013, 08:45:26 PM
NickSick omph NickSick

See I missed you ........ :thumbsup:

I didn't. Banghead
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2013, 11:42:29 PM: sad32: sad32: NickSick
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 12:09:35 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 08, 2013, 09:26:16 PM
Oh noes, this one is young. ANd has knees
Let me get this right. You want us to believe you were up to seductive acts amorous in a bleeding Travelodge?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2013, 12:37:17 AM: NOOOO some pib in Smithfield, I forget NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 12:41:49 AM: yes of course

Isn't Smithfield where almost everything smells of fish?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2013, 12:50:44 AM: Billingsgate you mong. OMPH NickSick

The knees were amazing cloud9: Or the one I got to noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 12:55:05 AM: Yes Billingsgate that'd be the one.

So when will you be plighting your troth with the aforesaid bekneed Anouska and are we invited?
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM: She's a bit thick

I go for the intelligent type. Like Miss T angel1
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Misty on March 09, 2013, 06:13:59 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM
She's a bit thick

I go for the intelligent type. Like Miss T angel1

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Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2013, 06:29:49 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM
She's a bit thick

I go for the intelligent type. Like Miss T angel1

We gathered that whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 08:59:35 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 09, 2013, 06:29:49 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM
She's a bit thick

I go for the intelligent type. Like Miss T angel1

We gathered that whistle:

happy001

I have a hat already like! hattip:
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 11:39:07 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM
She's a bit thick . . .
Translation: she sussed you out
Title: Re: Where's Nick?
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 11:54:49 AM: Quote from: SteveK on March 09, 2013, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM
She's a bit thick . . .
Translation: she sussed you out

Quite! Thumbs: