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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on July 24, 2008, 10:29:33 AM

Title: Call me Dave
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2008, 10:29:33 AM: Has had his bike nicked from outside of Tesco.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7523144.stm

"I'd just poppped in for a few bits of salad" he said.

Come off it Dave, tell the truth. "I just popped in for a few cans of lager and twenty Bensons" whistle:
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2008, 10:33:59 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2008, 10:29:33 AM
Has had his bike nicked from outside of Tesco.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7523144.stm

"I'd just poppped in for a few bits of salad" he said.

Come off it Dave, tell the truth. "I just popped in for a few cans of lager and twenty Bensons" whistle:
Nice PR stunt for the conservatives... watch out for a few of them being mugged and knifed to demonstrate the appalling state of the country under labour...
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2008, 10:57:12 AM: If it gets Grown and his sycophantic cronies off their useless arses and makes them do something about the state of the justice system then I'm all for it BM.
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM: he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off.. point:
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2008, 02:39:45 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off.. point:
happy001

The country will be safe in his hands then...? noooo:
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2008, 04:38:45 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2008, 02:39:45 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off.. point:
happy001

The country will be safe in his hands then...? noooo:

Yup! Nobody will steal it lol:
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 07:24:53 AM: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7527403.stm

"Call me Dave" has been reunited with his stolen bicycle ~ now don't we all feel cloud9: for than?
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2008, 07:48:58 AM: Quote from: Ernest Theophile
"It just shows that the kids want to do good. It's just about the right communication with them."

They nicked the bloody thing! doh:
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2008, 06:20:47 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off.. point:

Am I the only person here who thinks the entire thing was staged to 'highlight the total failure of the police under the Labour government' rubschin:
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2008, 05:02:33 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2008, 06:20:47 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off.. point:

Am I the only person here who thinks the entire thing was staged to 'highlight the total failure of the police under the Labour government' rubschin:
No, I said it in Reply #4... ::)
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2008, 03:42:00 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2008, 07:48:58 AM
Quote from: Ernest [b]Theophile[/b]
"It just shows that the kids want to do good. It's just about the right communication with them."

They nicked the bloody thing! doh:

WTF's a Theophile when it's at home? rubschin:

Actually, no. Don't answer that.
Title: Re: Call me Dave
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2008, 03:54:52 PM: Quote from: Pastis on July 29, 2008, 03:42:00 PM
WTF's a Theophile when it's at home? rubschin:

Someone sexually attracted to religious scholars? whistle:

Sorry, coulrnt resist.