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Title: Tart Advisory Service
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 07:26:51 PM
My current (agonising  evil:) back problem means that I spend much time hobbling about the village. It is quite busy at preseny (nice weather, chippy, ice-cream etc.)

The tarts I see walking about  eeek:

Bleached/blackened hair
Tango tans
Stupid heels
Overtight jeans
Stupid boots
Bare doughnuts

I could go over and say, "Oi, you look like a tart. Stop it. You would look better if........."

I could make them pay for this service  rubschin:

If they bought, I could make a fortune

Is there money in advising wimmin to present themselves better or do they really believe thay look good in tight fitting clothing and tango tans?

Trouble is,. they are generally with BFs who look like weightlifters with shaven heads and nasty shorts
Title: Re: Tart Advisory Service
Post by: Just One More on July 30, 2008, 09:10:13 PM
Nasty shorts you say?


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Title: Re: Tart Advisory Service
Post by: tel on July 31, 2008, 06:30:24 AM
I am rather partial to a nice tart.
Title: Re: Tart Advisory Service
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2008, 07:39:49 AM
My current (agonising  evil:) back problem means that I spend much time hobbling about the village. It is quite busy at preseny (nice weather, chippy, ice-cream etc.)

The tarts I see walking about  eeek:

Bleached/blackened hair
Tango tans
Stupid heels
Overtight jeans
Stupid boots
Bare doughnuts

I could go over and say, "Oi, you look like a tart. Stop it. You would look better if........."

I could make them pay for this service  rubschin:

If they bought, I could make a fortune

Is there money in advising wimmin to present themselves better or do they really believe thay look good in tight fitting clothing and tango tans?

Trouble is,. they are generally with BFs who look like weightlifters with shaven heads and nasty shorts

The best thing you could do for society when you encounter these creatures, is to try to sterilise them with the Nick-o-rays.