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Title: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 09:41:13 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7539810.stm

Cadbury are bring back .............
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Title: Re: Wenchy will be fat
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 10:15:51 AM
I corrected that for you  eveilgrin:





























a big boy made me do it
Title: Re: Wenchy will be fatter
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2008, 10:53:42 AM
I corrected it for you Nick.















an even bigger boy made me do it
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 10:54:47 AM
When is she back?


 scared:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2008, 10:57:22 AM
Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2008, 10:59:34 AM
Can't you ban the 'Big Boys' BM?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:00:31 AM
Yes, they make us do some awful things.  cry:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:01:53 AM
 angry041:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2008, 11:03:12 AM
Yes, they make us do some awful things.  cry:
Indeed...  char048
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
Am I missing something?

It looks the same to me. . .
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:04:13 AM
When is she back?


 scared:


Soon ~ be afraid, be very afraid. thatsit:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:04:17 AM
Look again!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:07:05 AM
I had originally typed "Cadbury are bringing back..........."





So I deduce the change is in removing the "ing" but I b*ggered if I can work out why that should be funny.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be bright red
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:08:00 AM
and visible from space  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:09:35 AM
Look again!  eveilgrin:

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Sorry. I assume it is only members of 'Northern-Moneys-R-Us' that can see your jolly jape.
Title: Re: Wenchy will be grumpy
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:10:27 AM
when she goes back to "werk"
Title: Re: Wenchy will be grumpy
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:11:41 AM
when she goes back to "werk"

Did Donna give you any 'medicine'?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be peeling
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:12:16 AM
No, why?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be peeling
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:14:14 AM
No, why?

I was just tring to work out if you are temporarily disfunctional or is this another symptom of "Kipling Train Syndrome"
Title: Re: Wenchy will be more baffled than usual
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
I am never temporarily dysfunctional.

Permanently, perhaps  spider:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be able to read blue letters, unlike dogs
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:18:52 AM
I am never temporarily dysfunctional.

Permanently, perhaps  spider:

If the cap fits
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:19:11 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:22:39 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Quite right.

But I assume Wenchy is in fact a willowy blonde with pert bits, the same as Barman has the build of Mr Universe with long flowing, golden locks?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:24:27 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Shut up, shaggy!
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Shut up, shaggy!

In reference to his hairy hide I hope?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:26:22 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Quite right.

But I assume Wenchy is in fact a willowy blonde with pert bits, the same as Barman has the build of Mr Universe with long flowing, golden locks?

 lol: Wenchy is a brunette and goes absolutely  angry041: at the mere suggestion of blondness.
She also has chocolate coloured eyes to die for.
After that my lips are sealed  censored:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:27:14 AM
WHatever else were you thinking of?

ANd no wonder she has chocolate coloured eyes, they are like fuel indicators  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Shut up, shaggy!

Skooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo!         razz:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2008, 11:28:33 AM
[She also has chocolate coloured eyes to die for.

That'll be due to a Wispa overdose?

Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2008, 11:29:18 AM
Nature's blessing I'd have said
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2008, 11:30:12 AM
White, plain or milk?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 11:31:03 AM
Oh, she's definitely plain  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 11:39:47 AM
It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Quite right.

But I assume Wenchy is in fact a willowy blonde with pert bits, the same as Barman has the build of Mr Universe with long flowing, golden locks?

 lol: Wenchy is a brunette and goes absolutely  angry041: at the mere suggestion of blondness.
She also has chocolate coloured eyes to die for.
After that my lips are sealed  censored:

Should one read then, that "Willowy" might also be inaccurate?
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:10:10 PM
I fear she may have overlooked this important thread  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 12:28:20 PM
Refusing to dignify with an answer may be more like it.
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:28:36 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 12:29:09 PM
Nick sometimes you are a right old twat.
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 12:38:38 PM
 happ096 











I did try to warn him but  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:38:56 PM
But a big boy etc.
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:41:22 PM
But a big boy etc.
Of course...  point:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:41:50 PM
A bald big boy
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
A bald big boy
eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: tel on August 11, 2008, 12:48:45 PM
Nick sometimes you are a right old twat.

Someone's come back in a good mood.
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:50:26 PM
Nick sometimes you are a right old twat.

Someone's come back in a good mood.
Post holiday blues...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:58:16 PM
PMT more like  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 01:10:47 PM
Am I a bit down, yes totally and were I not I probably would have just passed over it like I normally do, but really Nick there are times when some of your comments are out of line and this is one of them.
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:11:27 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:  scared: scared: scared: scared: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 01:14:50 PM
Nick is the naughty boy!  point:
Title: Re: Wenchy will be thrilled
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
 scared2: