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Title: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2008, 12:56:25 PM
Wonder what recipie he'll be recommending next? Dandilion and Hemlock perchance...  point:

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Celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson has apologised after he recommended use of a poisonous plant in recipes.

In a magazine interview about watercress and other wild foods, Mr Worrall Thompson said the weed henbane was "great in salads".

Healthy & Organic Living magazine's website has now issued an urgent warning that "henbane is a very toxic plant and should never be eaten".

The chef had meant to recommend fat hen, which is a wild herb.

Mr Worrall Thompson, currently on holiday in Spain, told the BBC the mix-up was "embarrassing - but one of those genuine mistakes".

Henbane - Hyoscyamus niger - has sticky serrated leaves, yellow, funnel-shaped flowers and a stale scent.

Its name has Anglo-Saxon origins - meaning killer of hens - and it can cause hallucinations, drowsiness and disorientation in humans.

Larger quantities can cause a loss of consciousness, seizures, trembling of the limbs and, in extreme cases, death.

Hawley Harvey Crippen, also known as Dr Crippen, is thought to have used seeds from the henbane plant to kill his wife in 1910.

The television chef said the poisonous weed has a "nasty history".

"Henbane is associated with lots of mythical tales - it's said to turn you black and it's used in witches potions," he said.

But fat hen is perfectly edible.

"You can use the leaves in salads like spinach, make tea and eat the roots," said Mr Worrall Thompson.

He is unsure how the mistake happened.

"It's a bit embarrassing but there have been no reports of any casualties. Please do pass on my apologies."

Healthy & Organic Living magazine's editor Kate Collyns has written to subscribers to apologise.

Her publication's website gives this advice: "As always, check with an expert when foraging or collecting wild plants."

The interview with Mr Worrall Thompson is in the August issue.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2008, 01:02:48 PM
I am currently making a pie. I did, I admit, have a small explosion in the process (oversight), but nothing poisonous
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
I am currently making a pie. I did, I admit, have a small explosion in the process (oversight), but nothing poisonous

Small explosion? I can't believe that such a thing would happen to you Nick  whistle:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2008, 05:32:24 PM
I am currently making a pie. I did, I admit, have a small explosion in the process (oversight), but nothing poisonous

Small explosion? I can't believe that such a thing would happen to you Nick  whistle:

By 'small' he means sub-Megaton.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: TG on August 04, 2008, 07:19:34 PM
An exploding pie? What hapened, did a train hit it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 07:52:04 AM
I had left a cigarette lighter next to the oven. It blew up  redface:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2008, 07:52:37 AM
Smoking Kills!  point:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 07:54:03 AM
The lghter flew clean across the kitchen leaving a vapour trail! eeek:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2008, 08:46:51 AM
I had left a cigarette lighter next to the oven. It blew up  redface:

Were you using Mr Muscle  rubschin:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2008, 08:49:30 AM
The lghter flew clean across the kitchen leaving a vapour trail! eeek:

I'm surprised it didn't ignite the curry powder trail en route  eeek:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 09:07:36 AM
The curry powder has decayed now, thank you.

Ebrell just called.He is on the way  scared2:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2008, 09:25:21 AM
I had left a cigarette lighter next to the oven. It blew up  redface:

Were you using "Mr Muscle"  rubschin:

Yes, that would have distracted him, but I think Mrs Nick is back now.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 09:26:14 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2008, 05:06:22 PM
The curry powder has decayed now, thank you.

Ebrell just called.He is on the way  scared2:

I can see the scene now.

"Ebrell heard of Captain Calamity, Ebrell not stupid, Ebrell getting out of here"
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2008, 05:13:27 PM
Why do I imagine Ebrell to have one very long eyebrow?
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 05:49:37 PM
Ebrell cut down tree. Ebrell quite cheap. Ebrell take tree away in truck. Ebrell's woodpile now bigger.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2008, 05:52:24 PM
Snoopy burns wood at the kennel. Snoopy ordered wood from his usual supplier earlier today. Snoopy not think Ebrell be willing to deliver. Snoopy waited in vain for Ebrell's employer to offer wood if Snoopy able to collect.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 05:53:43 PM
Ebrell do choppy choppy. Ebrell keeps wood. Ebrell does it this way./

(Ebrell has chainsaw)  scared2:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2008, 05:57:03 PM
Ebrell charges to cut down tree, Ebrell splits logs, Ebrell puts logs on his wood pile, Ebrell waits for wood to season, Ebrell sells wood to people like Snoopy. Ebrell makes money two ways. Ebrell not stupid.

Snoopy has nephew who does same thing but in Dorset. Too far for Snoopy to benefit from.

Snoopy used to cut own wood but now too infirm so has to pay man to do it.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2008, 06:06:34 PM
Ebrell charges to cut down tree, Ebrell splits logs, Ebrell puts logs on his wood pile, Ebrell waits for wood to season, Ebrell sells wood to people like Snoopy. Ebrell makes money two ways. Ebrell not stupid.

Snoopy has nephew who does same thing but in Dorset. Too far for Snoopy to benefit from.

Snoopy used to cut own wood but now too infirm so has to pay man to do it.

I'm not sure I agree there Snoop. Ebrell is voluntarily using a chainsaw while getting bathed in Nick-o-rays. Who knows what calamity is about to happen..  scared2:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2008, 06:11:06 PM
Ebrell charges to cut down tree, Ebrell splits logs, Ebrell puts logs on his wood pile, Ebrell waits for wood to season, Ebrell sells wood to people like Snoopy. Ebrell makes money two ways. Ebrell not stupid.

Snoopy has nephew who does same thing but in Dorset. Too far for Snoopy to benefit from.

Snoopy used to cut own wood but now too infirm so has to pay man to do it.

I'm not sure I agree there Snoop. Ebrell is voluntarily using a chainsaw while getting bathed in Nick-o-rays. Who knows what calamity is about to happen..  scared2:

 rubschin: Good point, well made.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 06:38:05 PM
Anyway, Ebrell not sell wood.Ebrell keep wood for Ebrell's retirement
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2008, 06:50:16 PM
Ah Ebrell stocking up for the end of days, given how close he lives to Nick thats a sensible precaution.  whistle:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2008, 06:54:28 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2008, 09:01:38 PM
 point:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2008, 08:19:50 AM
Anyway, Ebrell not sell wood.Ebrell keep wood for Ebrell's retirement

Any fule know that wood, left in a heap, will rot away. Ebrell also knows this. Ebrell's retirement plan is to convert wood into cash ..... trust me.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 06, 2008, 08:22:04 AM
An everyday tale of simple countryfolk.

Fair warms the cockles of my heart. ;)
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2008, 08:37:12 AM
Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 06, 2008, 08:40:21 AM
Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?
Ebrell already got Nicks number.  ::)
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 06, 2008, 08:43:42 AM
Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?

 eeek:

Fortunately I had my old trees chopped down some years ago. Left the stumps though.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2008, 08:46:27 AM
Ebrell good with stumps.Nick send him round  happy088
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 06, 2008, 09:16:07 AM
Ebrell good with stumps.Nick send him round  happy088
Ebrell love Heather.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2008, 09:29:57 AM
Ebrellmay be responsible for Heather.She did used to visit  scared2:
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2008, 09:44:56 AM
Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?

 eeek:

Fortunately I had my old trees chopped down some years ago. Left the stumps though.

A local farmer recommends gunpowder but I believe that copper nails hammered into stumps do the trick in time.
Title: Re: A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 06, 2008, 09:49:28 AM
They were a line of six trees running down the side of the garden. Long since disappeared under the shrubbery we planted.

My neighbour was pleased to see them down. They blocked the sunlight on his garden for half the day.