The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Nick on August 23, 2008, 10:07:34 AM
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I have downloaded this
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/toddlerkeys.html (http://www.snapfiles.com/get/toddlerkeys.html)
eveilgrin:
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I have downloaded this
http://www.snapfiles.com/download/dltoddlerkeys.html (http://www.snapfiles.com/download/dltoddlerkeys.html)
eveilgrin:
The problem is I fear you are turning into The Boy... whistle:
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que?
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CAUTION!
Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
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I have now changed the URL. redface:
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cussing:
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You may now wish to use it yourself!!
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Under consideration but no-one uses my keyboard. They ALL have their own Lap-tops with varying degrees of permitted wireless internet connectivity controlled by the system administrator ~ who is ME.
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Under consideration but no-one uses my keyboard. They ALL have their own Lap-tops with varying degrees of permitted wireless internet connectivity controlled by the system administrator ~ who is ME.
You can be so masterful. worthy:
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He prolly has buttons to press to electrify doorknobs and suchlike
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No ~ I just have an intranet set up that means I can "filter" via my PC everything they access from their wireless connections. I also have set up their laptops with me as administrator using passwords so secret they cannot get past them. whistle:
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So secret you could pin a tail on them and call them a fox?
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Yup!
And she was a very foxy lady eyes:
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Has a little typo crept in there?
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rubschin: noooo:
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No ~ I just have an intranet set up that means I can "filter" via my PC everything they access from their wireless connections. I also have set up their laptops with me as administrator using passwords so secret they cannot get past them. whistle:
Presumably that also gives you direct access to all the sites that they want to look at. eyes:
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No ~ I just have an intranet set up that means I can "filter" via my PC everything they access from their wireless connections. I also have set up their laptops with me as administrator using passwords so secret they cannot get past them. whistle:
Presumably that also gives you direct access to all the sites that they want to look at. eyes:
If I wanted to I could monitor every keystroke they make but I can't be arsed. "Net Nanny" ensures they do not wander into pornography or graphically violent sites and I can be alerted to any attempts to circumvent the system. However the THW spends most of her time emailing her boyfriend and other class mates regarding homework, outings and meet-ups. She has thus far displayed total distain for facebook and similar sites as have her friends. They have their own little chat room which is on the school main site and monitored by the school ~ that seems to satisfy them. Facebook and other such sites are officially "Not Cool" anymore and inhabited, so I am told, by "saddos looking for kicks and/or recognition of their puny lives". When asked if she had put her photo on the site or any site for that matter she gave me a look of withering contempt and said "I'm not that stupid"
Minor is interested only in Trains and Pirates and Minimus likes to play "Adding up games" ~ (I do hope he doesn't turn out to be an accountant) and looking for Dragons.
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CAUTION!
Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy! point:
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CAUTION!
Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy! point:
I sometimes wonder ::)
It's a bit like those "My friend is too embarrassed to come to the surgery himself but I said I'd ask you for a prescription for him" stories at times. whistle:
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CAUTION!
Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy! point:
I sometimes wonder ::)
It's a bit like those "My friend is too embarrassed to come to the surgery himself but I said I'd ask you for a prescription for him" stories at times. whistle:
At the clap clinic...? rubschin:
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CAUTION!
Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy! point:
I sometimes wonder ::)
It's a bit like those "My friend is too embarrassed to come to the surgery himself but I said I'd ask you for a prescription for him" stories at times. whistle:
At the clap clinic...? rubschin:
That sort of thing ~ yes.
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My crab prob was dealt with many years ago, thank you, after a night with a lady in fur coat and no nickers. I am now clear evil:
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My crab prob was dealt with many years ago, thank you, after a night in fur coat and no knickers.
Go out dressed like that you were lucky just to get crabs. noooo:
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My crab prob was dealt with many years ago, thank you, after a night in fur coat and no knickers.
Go out dressed like that you were lucky just to get crabs. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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evil:
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I had to get some stuff from boots for headlice, pretending I had a small child.
The effect of application was not dissimilar to the effect of applyling a blowlamp to the affected area eeek:
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Treatment recommended by our Drill Corporal was to get a pint of petrol from the MT Section and scrub your nether regions with that. Reporting sick for treatment could and would lead to a charge of "Self Inflicted Wounds".
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shocked003
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I am told it did the trick but it was best not to smoke whilst treating oneself. whistle:
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Quite so. Otherwise you would have had to join the WRAF eeek:
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Quite so. Otherwise you would have had to join the WRAF eeek:
Which would have brought the whole thing neatly round in a circle that being the likely source of the original infection. whistle:
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The Boy has defeated the new software cussing:
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The Boy has defeated the new software cussing:
Well of course he has... ::)
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cussing:
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Why not give him his own laptop and leave him to it. Forbidden fruit ALWAYS tastes sweeter. Once he has his own kit and internet connection he'll leave yours alone. It is perfectly possible to stop him viewing porn sites if that is the fear. Most other stuff he can access at school anyway. We can prevent his accessing here because we will spot his ISP, which will be the same as yours if you set him up on an intranet at home, AND stop creating multiple identities for yourself.
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He has his own compooter. He jkust likes fiddling with mine evil:
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He has his own compooter. He jkust likes fiddling with mine evil:
Look on the bright side Nick, you can enjoy the novelty of seeing something cock up & know for once it isnt your fault whistle:
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He has his own compooter. He jkust likes fiddling with mine evil:
Look on the bright side Nick, you can enjoy the novelty of seeing something cock up & know for once it isnt your fault whistle:
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Mrs Nick let him watch a DVD on my laptop last night.
HE HAS CHANGED THE EFFING PASSWORDS IN THE USER ACCOUNTS cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Mrs Nick let him watch a DVD on my laptop last night.
HE HAS CHANGED THE EFFING PASSWORDS IN THE USER ACCOUNTS cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Laptop is now locked in my car boot evil:
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In the boot you say. rubschin:
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Safeboot? whistle:
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Car'll get stolen now. whistle:
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What are the odds that the boy downloaded a copy of 'Hotwiring for Dummies' from t'internet point:
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Safeboot? whistle:
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
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Although if you are allowing him to watch dvds wouldn't it just be easier to get the tv out of it's box?
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Although if you are allowing him to watch dvds wouldn't it just be easier to get the tv out of it's box?
That's logic ~ this is Nick world whistle:
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He's done it again! cussing: cussing: cussing:
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He's done it again! cussing: cussing: cussing:
::)
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Mercifully he is off for a week long school trip to Anglesey on Monday ( cloud9:).
Watch out anyone near Anglesey, I say.
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Mercifully he is off for a week long school trip to Anglesey on Monday ( cloud9:).
Watch out anyone near Anglesey, I say.
He'll prolly be logging-in to your PC to keep an eye on you from there... whistle:
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Snoopy ain't far off point:
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Snoopy also has t'internet access and I suspect would be happy to help in a practical jape on you Nick.... whistle:
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The Boy visited the Snoopies once.They all ended up in hospital
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And now the hound has a chance for payback Nick... eveilgrin:
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He would have to risk it!
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He's done it again! cussing: cussing: cussing:
To be blunt Nick you have to take this problem in hand. The Boy has got to realise that your computer is NOT to be touched by him under ANY circumstances.
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Quite! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I did suggest before that you invest in a biometric keyboard. As good as the boy is in cracking your password he may find it more of a challenge to get past a fingerprint recognition device.
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I did suggest before that you invest in a biometric keyboard. As good as the boy is in cracking your password he may find it more of a challenge to get past a fingerprint recognition device.
Noooo... I see Nick with a missing finger...
Iris recognition might work - they can tell if the eye is from a living body can't they...? rubschin:
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noooo:
Barman stole my idea! Banghead
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noooo:
Barman stole my idea! Banghead
Of course... char048
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Call it a hunch Nick but the boy may have downloaded something like the Trinity Rescue Disk. It has an application that reveals whatever the windows password is.
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scared2:
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I want a gun
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I have deliberately spoilt this thread
I can't see anything unusual in this thread. rubschin:
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Nor me