The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
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Post those top tips here.
#! for Barman: wear a harness when visiting rooftops
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#2 Remember to keep breathing
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#3 Download Chrome. Fast search results may be handy if in the middle of heart attack. happy088
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#Eat chocolate and drink red wine as they are good for you(it says here)
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In sensible quantities. Although really who is to say what a sensible quantity is. eyes:
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Don't trust scientists
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Don't drink three bottles of champagne at a sitting whistle:
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Don't shave your tongue and speak at the same time.
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Most sensible.
At last the voice of experience cloud9:
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Never trust a chiropractor... whistle:
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Never trust a chiropractor... whistle:
Unless she is a pert redhead with green eyes and a black bra cloud9:
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Never trust a chiropractor... whistle:
Especially if she is a pert redhead with green eyes and a black bra scared2:
point:
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One for Nick, dont let Mrs Nick loose in the pub. One look at your comments about Donna and you won't need a funeral point:
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My Grandfather once told me that it was often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... but always a mistake not to.
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My Grandfather once told me that it was often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... but always a mistake not to.
Wise words... whistle:
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So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxGnfTS.jpg&hash=6d0ef311054cbe27df0f3b5bba2340dc517ddd62) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxGnfTS)
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My Grandfather once told me that it was often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... but always a mistake not to.
Wise words... whistle:
He also said something about keeping my bowels open daily.
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So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxGnfTS.jpg&hash=6d0ef311054cbe27df0f3b5bba2340dc517ddd62) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxGnfTS)
Well, I suppose that sleep is all you would want to do with that... whistle:
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So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxGnfTS.jpg&hash=6d0ef311054cbe27df0f3b5bba2340dc517ddd62) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxGnfTS)
I dont think he meant bestiality Mort. whistle:
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So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxGnfTS.jpg&hash=6d0ef311054cbe27df0f3b5bba2340dc517ddd62) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxGnfTS)
That may be the bowel opening bit of the conversation.
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So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxGnfTS.jpg&hash=6d0ef311054cbe27df0f3b5bba2340dc517ddd62) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxGnfTS)
That may be the bowel opening bit of the conversation.
lol: lol: lol:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxGnfTS.jpg&hash=6d0ef311054cbe27df0f3b5bba2340dc517ddd62) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxGnfTS)
What is that black flex for?
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I am assuming that the picture is a still from a "reality" TV show and that is the lead to the microphone.
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Unfortunately Snoops you are correct on both counts, although a wire leading directly to the national grid would have been far more entertaining. eveilgrin:
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Perhaps it's time we cut the girl a break. Twat she may be but she does not deserve what she now appears to be facing.
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Perhaps it's time we cut the girl a break. Twat she may be but she does not deserve what she now appears to be facing.
yep thats true, she made many silly mistakes in her life, but don't deserve this life threatening illness
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Oh fuck. The TG's are closing ranks around Jade Goody. eeek:
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Isn't that one of the first signs of the apocalypse? scared2:
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Fair point TGs ~ who started it anyway?
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Isn't that one of the first signs of the apocalypse? scared2:
I do believe you are right.
Watch out for the Four Barmen. scared2: scared2:
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Sorry but having a life threatening illness doesn't stop her from being a pig ugly twat.
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Perhaps I'm being unfairly cynical here but remembering Max Clifford saying it would take a miracle for her to rebuild her 'career' after alienating the entire Indian nation to the point that they were burning effigies of her it seems interesting timing that she is diagnosed while being on the Indian version of big brother. rubschin:
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Cynical? Yes ~ Unfairly? No
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Given that she has had issues with this before I am inclined to believe her.
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Oh I am not doubting her and I do feel sorry for her but I can't help feeling that the "news" was "engineered" for her benefit. Still if she doesn't make it and she has manipulated matters to financially secure the future for her children why not? People have done much worse for purely selfish reasons.
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I'm not saying that she may not be ill at the moment, just that the timing for the diagnosis seemed perfect for her.
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But would grandfather Snoopy have 'slept' with her? ;)
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rubschin: Hard to say ~ he was 80 when he imparted the knowledge.
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Did he still have all his marbles by that point Snoop. That would have a definite impact on his decision. rubschin:
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Hard to say ~ he had consumed a few pints at the time.
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Hard to say ~ he had consumed a few pints at the time.
How was his eyesight?
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Poor I think but again hard to tell as he could neither read nor write so had no need for spectacles.