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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 11:23:42 AM
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I hear on the wireless that that gangly Scottish tit Murray is through to the final of something or other. Hooray or Boo(him being Scottish and all)?
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tunble:
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My feelings exactly.
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point: point: point:
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Indeed TG ~ he lorst lol:
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And Scotland got beat by mighty Macedonia at the weekend. Made me larf that did. ;D
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He'd be better off playing on the Wii... noooo:
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He'd be better off playing on the Wii... noooo:
Indeed, than I could thrash him as well. ;D
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He'd be better off playing on the Wii... noooo:
Indeed, than I could thrash him as well. ;D
Quite so... ;)
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Ahhh, the loss, the defeat...
And despite the defeat, Murray remained sharp enough to make a joke when asked how he felt about picking up a cheque for US$1m. "That's about £10, isn't it?" he said.
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Yes of course. Here is your £10 and I will look after the rest for you
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Yes of course. Here is your £10 and I will look after the rest for you
lol: lol: lol:
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Well, the boy done good! Madrid Masters in the bag eeek:
And a new word in the commentators dictionary to boot ...
"Andy wins his second Masters with a Murraycoaster of a tie-break. What a way to win!"
I imagine he's now earning a Murray mint ...
Hat, coat, raquet etc
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Can't stand the man ~ he has been supported by the GB Tennis authorities for years, soaking up the cash, living the life of riley whilst learning his trade and he "Hates the English" ~ ungrateful little b@st@rd. Mind you his mother was at school with SWMBO who says the woman was a bitch then and still is.
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I'm inclined to agree. We've seen the result of 'pushy parent' syndrome all too often. There's a man who teaches his daughter tennis over the road every weekend ~ reminds me of the Williams sisters father and verges on mental brutality. The local tennis coach has had to step in a couple of times with ensuing arguments ::)
Sadly there are few top level professional players in any sport who have anything resembling a rounded character and a balanced attitude.
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And what is it with the tongue thing? eeek:
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Last week McCain and now him Shrugs:
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Dunno ~ my late mother always reckoned that sticking out of a tongue was the last resort because the tongue outsticker had nothing worthwhile to say. On the subject I once knew a girl who, on seeing anyone stick out their tongue, would say "Yuck, you're never going to put that back in your mouth are you?". The only other observation on the subject of tongues ~ have you noticed just how many people cannot spell tongue ..... most seem to go for tounge although I have seen toungue and tonuge but I think the last must have been a typo.
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Dunno ~ my late mother always reckoned that sticking out of a tongue was the last resort because the tongue outsticker had nothing worthwhile to say. On the subject I once knew a girl who, on seeing anyone stick out their tongue, would say "Yuck, you're never going to put that back in your mouth are you?". The only other observation on the subject of tongues ~ have you noticed just how many people cannot spell tongue ..... most seem to go for tounge although I have seen toungue and tonuge but I think the last must have been a typo.
Your specialist subject?
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I did once know a chap whose pick up line was "I'd like to lick your navel .... from the inside" ~ it seemed to work for him too eeek:
Not sure what this has to do with tennis.
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Did it werk, like?As a chat up line, I mean.
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Like I said
it seemed to work for him too
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Come on
Tim, Greg, Andy
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I wonder how much Nadal has been bribed to pull out of Wimbledon rubschin:
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Dunno. But at least we can be sure it's going to piss with rain for 2 weeks once Wimbledon starts noooo:
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Now they have a roof over Centre Court it'll probaby stay dry,
Anyway, can we now have gratuitous pictures of female tennis players please?
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Your wish is my command
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Ha ha - very good
I saw her on "A Question of Sport" recently, she's not aged well. noooo:
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That's because she overworked. All that tennis AND presenting Tomorrow's World, like
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Just seen this as a comment to a Wimbledon article:
Wimbledon drinking game - every time BBC mentions 15-YEAR-OLD Laura Robson's age: drink! You'll be dead by the second set!
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A useful online resource for Uncle
http://www.chickipedia.com/anna-kournikova/ (http://www.chickipedia.com/anna-kournikova/)
whistle:
That's werk finished for him for the rest of the day week
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Just seen this as a comment to a Wimbledon article:
Wimbledon drinking game - every time BBC mentions 15-YEAR-OLD Laura Robson's age: drink! You'll be dead by the second set!
Well that game's going no further.
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A useful online resource for Uncle
http://www.chickipedia.com/anna-kournikova/ (http://www.chickipedia.com/anna-kournikova/)
whistle:
That's werk finished for him for the rest of the day week
eeek:
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vzlmar4ajg0/SU4K9ZHtF9I/AAAAAAAACEI/Dq_M1P-tTxE/s1600-h/anna-kournikova-sailing-blue.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vzlmar4ajg0/SU4K9ZHtF9I/AAAAAAAACEI/Dq_M1P-tTxE/s1600-h/anna-kournikova-sailing-blue.jpg)
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Uncle Mort 02:07:42 PM Viewing the topic TENNIS.
point:
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noooo:
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Uncle Mort 02:11:55 PM Viewing the topic TENNIS
noooo:
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Uncle Mort 02:11:55 PM Viewing the topic TENNIS
noooo:
« Reply #34 on: Today at 02:11:46 PM
noooo:
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Will you two stop it. It's like watching a tennis match in here. evil:
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Uncle is very interested in sport!
Here Uncle, ignore the horrid man
http://maria-sharapova.narod.ru/ (http://maria-sharapova.narod.ru/)
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Uncle Mort 02:38:07 PM Viewing the topic TENNIS.
spider:
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Nick, you'll get a virus surfing those sorts of sites.
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Tennis wrist probably ::)
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Server problems whistle:
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Yes, any man playing her would get distracted and lose, like
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vzlmar4ajg0/SU4K9ZHtF9I/AAAAAAAACEI/Dq_M1P-tTxE/s1600-h/anna-kournikova-sailing-blue.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vzlmar4ajg0/SU4K9ZHtF9I/AAAAAAAACEI/Dq_M1P-tTxE/s1600-h/anna-kournikova-sailing-blue.jpg)
She could win the men's finals!
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I didn't realise you were such a sports fanatic Nick whistle:
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Uncle Mort has aroused my interest angel1
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Hubba hubba!
http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg)
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Hubba hubba!
http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg)
You know she's gay don't you? ;)
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shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Barman 04:18:22 PM Viewing the topic TENNIS.
He never usually comes in here rubschin:
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Barman 04:18:22 PM Viewing the topic TENNIS.
He never usually comes in here rubschin:
::)
You've been begging me to have a look all day...
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char048
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Hubba hubba!
http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg)
NEW BALLS PLEASE!
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Hubba hubba!
http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg)
You know she's gay don't you? ;)
And I'm the cynical one noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Don't forget ISIHAC tonight at 6:30 tonight... drink every time Wimbledon or Tennis is mentioned... whistle:
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Here you go Uncle M
From this :
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To this :
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Where is that heavy breathing emoticon when you need it?
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Looks more like an iPod to me shrugs:
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SHe is off to bed soon and hoping that Sven may appear unto her
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Oh well - better test it out lol:
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eeek:
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SHe is off to bed soon and hoping that Sven may appear unto her
Stay out of my dreams lol:
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More tennis related stuff for Uncle ::)
http://www.fhm.com/girls/wimbledon-beauties-pose-for-fhm-20090622 (http://www.fhm.com/girls/wimbledon-beauties-pose-for-fhm-20090622)
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Another day of sport related distraction looms noooo:
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No ~ I must do more work today. redface:
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Well on no account click on this then
http://dontcostnothing.wordpress.com/2007/05/27/hot-tennis-players/ (http://dontcostnothing.wordpress.com/2007/05/27/hot-tennis-players/)
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I just had to. Maybe again lunchtime. rubschin:
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point:
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Shall I say hello to her if I see her Saturday from my debenture seat at centre court?
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Are you going to Wimbledon by any chance Wenchy lol: lol: lol:
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No, she is just teasing Uncle (cruelly)
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Whatever gave you that idea? redface:
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No, she is just teasing Uncle (cruelly)
he has gone awfully quiet rubschin:
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Uncle Mort 09:38:07 AM Viewing the topic TENNIS.
noooo:
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You get a better view on the telly like.
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Don't strain your neck now whistle:
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You get a better view on the telly like.
jealousy is so unbecoming! eyes:
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He's right though. You can record bits and play them back in slow motion and stuff redface:
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redface:
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Free champagne. cloud9:
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Free champagne. cloud9:
Will you be leading the singing this year then ;D
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Free champagne. cloud9:
Will you be leading the singing this year then ;D
Me and Cliff are bestish fren, frids, mates. cloud9:
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Getting back on topic ::)
http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/Maria_Sharapova_197-2-pictures-567-9988.html (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/Maria_Sharapova_197-2-pictures-567-9988.html)
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I don't like all the 'grunting' though.
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It may be your technique. See me in The Medical Centre
Hang on, you are meant to be werking rubschin:
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tea break
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char048
Don't look at this then
http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/Maria_Sharapova_138-pictures-567-9984.html (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/Maria_Sharapova_138-pictures-567-9984.html)
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OK
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char048 char048
Uncle Mort 10:51:27 AM Viewing the topic TENNIS.
noooo:
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Uncle M whistle: whistle: whistle:
A lorry-load of sportswear intended for players at Wimbledon has been stolen.The Adidas kit was stolen from a truck parked overnight in east London, at about 0400 BST on 18 June but police have only just revealed the details.
Naughty boy noooo:
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Nude tennis! He is deffo guilty noooo:
Bad Uncle
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Nude tennis. noooo:
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Ah, I see, you want something left to your imagination
Beyond help I fear noooo:
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I already know that. cry:
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In olden times
http://www.sverigestennismuseum.com/bilder/galleribilder/navratilova_o_king.jpg (http://www.sverigestennismuseum.com/bilder/galleribilder/navratilova_o_king.jpg)
Effect as of bucket of cold water noooo:
Uncle steams gently
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Meanwhile
No need for a hormone test this year
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What a way to go. I would never survive noooo:
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Morning Uncle razz:
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Leave the man alone Nick lol:
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Morning Nick ~ have you been scouring the internet for more pics?
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Sorry to disappoint you Uncle. I will have a look later for you
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rubschin:
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Morning Nick ~ have you been scouring the internet for more pics?
Is that a question
A plea
or a request ????
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http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/7/d/a/f/8c.JPG (http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/7/d/a/f/8c.JPG)
A chill wind on Centre Court?
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http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/7/d/a/f/8c.JPG (http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/7/d/a/f/8c.JPG)
A chill wind on Centre Court?
Nah ~ pure Adrenalin I reckon.
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Morning Nick ~ have you been scouring the internet for more pics?
Is that a question
A plea
or a request ????
The clue is in the '?' at the end of the sentence.
Nick seems have taken this interest with female tennis players to a new level.
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lol: lol: lol:
He is your very own research assistant 8)
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I think I should take up some sporting interests at my age angel1
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Sharapova has just lost. cry:
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Shame happ096
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Sharapova has just lost. cry:
point:
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Not to worry - plenty more 'ovas' to oogle
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You'll be exhausted by the end of next week - do you have a holiday planned for after like rubschin:
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Yep - a cruise in late July. cloud9:
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Ooohhhh where to Popcorn:
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A cruise he says rubschin:
Popcorn:
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ova land
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Sharapova has just lost. cry:
point:
sad24:
No more pants shots noooo:
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"ova land"
Eh? Shrugs:
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U werk it out ::)
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Yes... ova... very good ::)
;)
But if he really is, I'm intrigued, naturally whistle:
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The land of gorgeous women tennis players - their surname usually ending in 'ova' whistle:
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But if he really is, I'm intrigued, naturally whistle:
I don't doubt he is and I'm just nosey redface:
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http://sports-odds.com/images/stories/serena-williams-butt.jpg (http://sports-odds.com/images/stories/serena-williams-butt.jpg)
eeek:
http://i.eurosport.pl/2009/02/11/497887-3960835-458-238.jpg (http://i.eurosport.pl/2009/02/11/497887-3960835-458-238.jpg)
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Some idle speculation I see. rubschin:
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confused2:
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He doesn't want to tell us where he is going on holiday sad24:
Actually probably quite sensible really rubschin:
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He booked on this by mistake noooo:
http://www.englishholidaycruises.co.uk/birding/ (http://www.englishholidaycruises.co.uk/birding/)
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He booked on this by mistake noooo:
http://www.englishholidaycruises.co.uk/birding/ (http://www.englishholidaycruises.co.uk/birding/)
Or working his passage round the Pacific Rim?
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Interesting article in today's Independent:
Terence Blacker: But what about her second serve?
Tennis has been comprehensively hijacked by the marketing of sex
In the glory days of L!ve TV, the red top-inspired television channel, a show called Topless Darts attracted a certain amount of attention. Its concept, half-naked women paying darts, was based on the simple idea that a combination of sport and sexual titillation would be a ratings winner.
Topless Darts disappeared from the screens in 1999 but, 10 years on, there is a new and profitable version of the same basic formula. It is called the Wimbledon Tennis Championships.
No other sport, with the possible exception of beach volleyball, has been more comprehensively hijacked by the marketing of sex than professional tennis. The potential for exploitation has always been there. Back in the 1970s, the most popular Athena poster was of the famous bum-scratching, knickerless Tennis Girl. More recently, newspapers have loved to run candid on-court photographs of young, attractive female players as they stretch adorably ? and revealingly ? to make a shot.
Tennis underwear is a regular subject of debate, providing an excuse to feature the low-angle picture, technically known by paparazzi and pornographers as the "up-skirt". Now, the pretence that this wet-lipped boggling has anything to do with sport has been abandoned. The press list their Top 10 Wimbledon Babes and run headlines like "Volley of the Dolls" and "Babe, Set and Match!". The BBC is playing the same game, if the words of an unnamed spokesman are to be believed. "Our preference would always be a Brit or a babe as this always delivers high viewing figures," he told a Sunday newspaper.
There is nothing wrong with BBC programmes stimulating a dim throb of desire in their viewers ? it is an important part of the corporation's mission to entertain ? but perhaps we could all stop pretending that this kind of light voyeurism has anything to do with sport. Otherwise, if sporting broadcasters are really so anxious to bolster their ratings with the sexually frustrated, why not include peak-time teenage gymnastics in the schedule?
Wimbledon itself, so often praised as the home of old-fashioned lawn tennis, appears to be eager to accommodate this new kind of tennis fan. There is now a powerful bias in favour of young players who look good when it comes to the All-England Club's scheduling of matches. The latest pig-tailed cutie from Slovakia or Romania will appear on the Centre Court while a higher-ranked player, who happens to plainer or older, is banished to the outer courts. "Box-office appeal has to be taken into consideration," the club's Johnny Perkins has explained. "It is not a coincidence that those (on Centre Court) are attractive."
It is difficult to see how those in charge of a professional sport can expect it ? or them ? to be taken seriously when among the criteria for their match-planning decisions are the legs, breasts and general dimpled gorgeousness of the player in question.
There is something about Wimbledon which offers the British middle-class a holiday from being themselves. For these two weeks, respectable folk who would disapprove of anyone sitting slumped in front of a TV watching sport for hours throughout the day, do just that. They gaze mistily at the screen as a couple of babes grunt and gasp and tell themselves that their interest is entirely innocent. Self-delusion, after all, is one activity at which we British excel.
Me, self-delusional?
I know exactly why I watch a couple of 'ovas' batting a ball across a net. eyes:
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I quite liked the "Naked News" until they stopped it.
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I had to look that up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92W0suKkLLA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92W0suKkLLA)
Margaret Beckett's other job? rubschin:
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I had to look that up
Really? eeek:
A sheltered life happy100
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A mercy, having watched that clip eeek:
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So, we're not watching the tennis then?
Apparently there was a bit of a late night spectacular last night.... I missed it ::)
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I watched it - well the last half hour ...
but if we're talking naked sports how about some pub games rubschin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD_J6qwONyo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD_J6qwONyo)
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eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Back on topic
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So Federer won ......as usual I wanted the other bloke to win cry:
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The Willliams sisters match was worse. What's the point?
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The mixed doubles final was a good match.
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In what sense, sporting or impure thoughts?
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Sporting of course. The winners were 5-2 down in the first set against the number 1 seeds then won the next 8 games in a row to turn the match around.
impure thoughts? not me. ;)
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In what sense, sporting or impure thoughts?
Is that why your scar is soooooooo big Nick - you actually had an operation to remove those impure thoughts of yours didn't you rubschin:
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Self trepanning? shocked003
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In what sense, sporting or impure thoughts?
Is that why your scar is soooooooo big Nick - you actually had an operation to remove those impure thoughts of yours didn't you rubschin:
shutup:
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A sad day for Tennis ....
Tennis hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts. Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a
host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year. But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back. This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added.
Will someone please tell this kid that winning isn't everything. This selfish spoiled little brat shouldn't be so consumed with "winning major tennis tournaments". What about the hard-working everyday fan.
34dd's...... Folks pay top money for tits like that! And she wants to have them reduced.
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Her agent may yet convince her that this operation may in fact harm her 'profile' in more ways than one.... whistle:
The lucrative 'after tennis' modelling years contract might not be quite so forthcoming
And after all ....it's only ladies tennis and there is no point in that anyway 8)
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I've dusted off the thread all ready for the start of Wimbledon. Somebody had left a pair of sweaty white socks and smellly trainers in there. Post some
pictures comments
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Oh yes ...Wimbledon starts doesn't it
Yum Yum
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Looks like a gayer noooo:
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COME ON
TIM GREG ANDY!
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Odds on he drops out claiming a leg/ankle/back/arm injury the minute he looks like losing a match. The boy is a tosser but then I have it on the highest authority that his mother was a total w@nker from an early age (she went to the same school as SWWLTBO)
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Odds on he drops out claiming a leg/ankle/back/arm injury the minute he looks like losing a match. The boy is a tosser but then I have it on the highest authority that his mother was a total w@nker from an early age (she went to the same school as SWWLTBO)
W@nkeuse surely?
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I have the Sharapova/Robson match on TV ~ a couple of cuties. But Sharapova's "grunt" every time she hits the ball is really annoying.
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I can see how that might put you off whistle:
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shutup:
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Well it's not putting Laura Robson off her stroke.
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shutup:
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A couple of other things that annoy me about tennis:
Inane remarks shouted out but spectators.
The clapping as the "Hawkeye" is giving it's verdict.
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I see that Murray and his "camp" are betting on how long into his match before some arse in the crowd shouts "Come On TIM!!
As for the grunting lady ~ it's more like a squeal. Got on my nerves so much I turned it off.
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Soon be over for Murray mania happy001
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Soon be over for Murray mania happy001
Gone from great British hope................to useless jock bastard in a couple of hours.......
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He can only ever get a semi lol:
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They think it's all over ...it is now noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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They rigged up one of the Laptops at work to a flatscreen TV so they could stream the footage. Quote of the day from one of the Team Leaders:
"So where are they playing?"
point:
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They rigged up one of the Laptops at work to a flatscreen TV so they could stream the footage. Quote of the day from one of the Team Leaders:
"So where are they playing?"
point:
happy001
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Wimbledon will be along soon
Come on Simona
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I like a healthy chest :thumbsup:
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COME ON ANDY!
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Come on Andy! ... against a Cypriot eeek:
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Come on Andy! ... against a Cypriot eeek:
Smug club member ........... evil:
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Baghdatis to run out of water in the 3rd set ... whistle:
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Baghdatis to run out of water in the 3rd set ... whistle:
No hosepipe ban is his country........... whistle:
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Actually, Murray seems to be falling to bits, ankle injury, back, right knee, right arm ... he's going to have loads of excuses ;D
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Hmmm ... roof closing for a lock in rubschin:
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McEnroe is going to bus everyone home if it goes beyond 11pm razz: razz:
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Baggy could lose his smug club membership........... noooo:
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At least he's keeping his balls in his pocket, unlike Murray ::)
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At least he's keeping his balls in his pocket, unlike Murray ::)
Not a real cyp then......... noooo:
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Baggy's going to be packing his baggies soon ... whistle:
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Always liked that brit ,,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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First Brit finalist since 1938 ... quite a stat ... whistle:
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First Brit finalist since 1938 ... quite a stat ... whistle:
Oi .............. cussing:
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You don't go that far back, surely ... lol:
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You don't go that far back, surely ... lol:
No ..........but I know BM............ whistle:
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Laura Robson doing well :thumbsup:
Shame Murray let her down in the Olympics.
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I see OUR BRITISH lad won overnight whistle:
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Still a miserable twat noooo:
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A bit harsh Miss D. I was only sharing the good news sad32:
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Not you my little pufflesponge cloud9:
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The Jock Twat wins $1.9m and rightly so takes his 'team' plus all the scroungers out for a meal, 29 of them I seem to recall. Most of the group had plenty to drink including nice bottles of collapso etc..The bill was over $6000.
That miserable arse had a lime and soda to celebrate noooo:.
The restaurant had the last laff by charging the cnut $6 for it, I bet he is still losing sleep. Wankah:
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Back on again ........any one watching ....... rubschin:
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Back on again ........any one watching ....... rubschin:
Got no choice... I do like it but not all fucking day... noooo:
Don't like the wimmins all that grunting every time they hit the ball really annoys me.. ok sopse with sound off ::)
Personally I like to watch from the quarters forward but Mr B has to watch every fucking match angry041:
I know I am Scottish but I can't stand Murray I really have tried... noooo:
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watched a bit on the box and then the live scores on and off on the Wimbledon app
will watch some more tomorrow. Hantuchova should be playing.
I'm not a Scot but really like Murray, it's his mum that has me throwing heavy objects at the screen
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watched a bit on the box and then the live scores on and off on the Wimbledon app
will watch some more tomorrow. Hantuchova should be playing.
I'm not a Scot but really like Murray, it's his mum that has me throwing heavy objects at the screen
Sorry Steve once again we need to agree to disagree.. He can play these days but he is a miserable GIT even when he smiles it doesn't go to his eyes...He totally has no personality ..... noooo: noooo:
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Yep we'll have to disagree
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Deuce :thumbsup:
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Deuce :thumbsup:
Thought they have barley water........ rubschin:
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Deuce :thumbsup:
Thought they have barley water........ rubschin:
Didn't see any today they seem to bring their own now... noooo:
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And another Brit goes out Banghead
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Jeez was that a close match or what by Robson
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Jeez was that a close match or what by Robson
One set in and a wrist injury ........... whistle:
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you've hurt your wrist?
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you've hurt your wrist?
That was the joke......... noooo:
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you've hurt your wrist?
That was the joke......... noooo:
Oh Steve you walked into that one.... noooo: lol:
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you've hurt your wrist?
That was the joke......... noooo:
Oh Steve you walked into that one.... noooo: lol:
It was a quorny joke ,,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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5 minutes to go Apey
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The 'woman' Laura Robson is playing has a face like Henry Cooper. noooo:
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The 'woman' Laura Robson is playing has a face like Henry Cooper. noooo:
Definitely less than prepossessing on court
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But she scrubs up betterer
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But Robson always looks 13 which is why Apey's post about his wrist was so worrying
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lol: lol: lol:
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The 'woman' Laura Robson is playing has a face like Henry Cooper. noooo:
Definitely less than prepossessing on court
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But she scrubs up betterer
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But Robson always looks 13 which is why Apey's post about his wrist was so worrying
I will fix that soon.........
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What you going to make her look older?
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What you going to make her look older?
I would say cover her face ...........if I was rude,,,,,,,, whistle:
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She needs some serious appearance advice on hair etc, maybe the Misty/Tipsy/Boogsy/MissD/MissC collective could sort her out cos my expertise runs to "she looks too young".
Right now she looks like mum has done all the styling trying to keep her 6 years younger.
As if anyone else actually cares about the Tennis, Lisicki won happ096, Murray won happ096
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Well done Andy
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Well done Andy
The mint finally did it Shocked:
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Good to have a British winner..... Shame it is him tho.
To be fair he deserved it.... ::)
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Gripping stuff weren't it
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We will never hear the end of this.......... noooo:
BBC sportsman of the year ....etc....
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We will never hear the end of this.......... noooo:
BBC sportsman of the year ....etc....
Prolly not .....same shite every time ... ::)
Gripping stuff weren't it
It was I have to say last set specially .....
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If Carlsberg did finals
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If Carlsberg did finals
They would not arrange for miserable Jock wankers to win. Thumbs:
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If Carlsberg did finals
They would not arrange for miserable Jock wankers to win. Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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If Carlsberg did finals
They would not arrange for miserable Jock wankers to win. Thumbs:
but one didn't
Seems a miserable sod in Cyprus was watching though
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If Carlsberg did finals
They would not arrange for miserable Jock wankers to win. Thumbs:
but one didn't
Seems a miserable sod in Cyprus was watching though
You must have been watching another player over the years.
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you're just jealous of his GF
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you're just jealous of his GF
Nope. noooo:
Mine was head and shoulders over her.....see previous pictures. Thumbs:
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Yep certainly was a real looker