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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 11:31:01 AM

Title: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 11:31:01 AM
As well as looking after Malcolm's spot on the board in his absence I am also house-sitting and all three of his children are off school with bad colds. It is bedlam in here.
Remarkably from sniffling, barely able to raise their heads, pathetic little creatures of 0830 when schools were informed of their intended absence they have become progressively noisier, fitter and, in short, not at all ill.
Bedrooms now look as if the Met have visited in search of something explosive (and triggered it!) ~ the fridge is empty and the TV is on overload.
This afternoon, before the return of their Mother, there is going to be some  whip: and a lot of  cussing: not to mention  Angry9:

Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2007, 11:42:07 AM
As well as looking after Malcolm's spot on the board in his absence I am also house-sitting and all three of his children are off school with bad colds. It is bedlam in here.
Remarkably from sniffling, barely able to raise their heads, pathetic little creatures of 0830 when schools were informed of their intended absence they have become progressively noisier, fitter and, in short, not at all ill.
Bedrooms now look as if the Met have visited in search of something explosive (and triggered it!) ~ the fridge is empty and the TV is on overload.
This afternoon, before the return of their Mother, there is going to be some  whip: and a lot of  cussing: not to mention  Angry9:


lol: lol:
I suspect you?ll find that there is a remarkable deterioration in their condition shortly before Mrs. Snoopy returns home. wink:
Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 12:06:46 PM
As well as looking after Malcolm's spot on the board in his absence I am also house-sitting and all three of his children are off school with bad colds. It is bedlam in here.
Remarkably from sniffling, barely able to raise their heads, pathetic little creatures of 0830 when schools were informed of their intended absence they have become progressively noisier, fitter and, in short, not at all ill.
Bedrooms now look as if the Met have visited in search of something explosive (and triggered it!) ~ the fridge is empty and the TV is on overload.
This afternoon, before the return of their Mother, there is going to be some  whip: and a lot of  cussing: not to mention  Angry9:


lol: lol:
I suspect you?ll find that there is a remarkable deterioration in their condition shortly before Mrs. Snoopy returns home. wink:

I shall then return to my Dog House ~ a wiser and sadder beagle.
Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 12:23:55 PM
Right ~ sorted. New DVD is playing ... the children are engrossed and we am going for a:
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Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2007, 03:03:51 PM
How was the bird bath ? and do the neighbours mind you bathing in the garden?  confused:
Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 04:07:25 PM
Only when I get out and shake all over their washing.
Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 06:27:40 PM
WHOOO WHOOO! Mum has told them they are all back to school tomorrow and she's at college

Think I'll go visit my brother Spike ......... Have you met him?
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Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2007, 06:29:55 PM
WHOOO WHOOO! Mum has told them they are all back to school tomorrow and she's at college

Think I'll go visit my brother Spike ......... Have you met him?
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Not so fast? I predict a relapse at 08:30  noooo:
Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2007, 06:31:11 PM
No f'in chance  whip: whip: whip:
Title: Re: We are a little light on real Gumps but.........
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2007, 06:33:33 PM
No f'in chance  whip: whip: whip:
whistle: