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Title: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 09:37:51 AM
Is he, and what should he do?
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 09:46:51 AM
Get a man in who knows what he is doing ~ alternatively he could take the nuclear option that I went for .......
Throw the fvcking thing on the tip and buy a new one. No amount of tinkering will mend these things, the problems are built in ~ BM just can't accept that. He is in denial but given long enough he will see that all his time spent resolving these problems, which occur with increasing regularity, has been wasted and he will end up having to buy a new one anyway.
Still if it keeps him out of trouble ...........  whistle:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: TG on September 24, 2008, 09:59:12 AM
He should install R2 of the forum software. That would keep him occupied and be an outlet for his talents abilities thingymajiggies.  censored:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2008, 10:08:14 AM
He should install R2 of the forum software. That would keep him occupied and be an outlet for his talents abilities thingymajiggies.  censored:

R2?

Ransack? Ruin? (Given his spelling at times) Reck? D2?

 whistle:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 10:19:48 AM
doh:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: TG on September 24, 2008, 10:20:57 AM
Release 2 of Simple Machines Forum innit.

It's in beta but a forum bloke with massive IT specialities wouldnt be afraid of that now would he?  whistle:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 10:21:30 AM
Of course he wouldn't
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
Oh, and I forgot

Receding hairline...  whistle:

Release 2 of Simple Machines Forum innit.

It's in beta but a forum bloke with massive IT specialities wouldnt be afraid of that now would he?  whistle:

I figured thats what it meant, but it wouldnt have wound up old baldy as much.  whistle:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 10:23:52 AM
Do you speak thus of our glorious leader who stands head and shoulders above others in the world of throwing themselves off roofs and stuff? Surely not. noooo:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 10:26:29 AM
He rescues goats.




















And then eats them  eeek:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 11:56:18 AM
Wonder if he has fixed it yet  whistle:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 12:09:39 PM
Wonder if he has fixed it yet  whistle:
New Disk - check!
Install XP Pro - check!
Install LAN drivers - check!
Install AVG - check!
Install XP Updates - check!
Install ATI Drivers - check!
Configure twin displays - check!
Install Office - check!
Install Office Updates - check!
Install Firefox - check!
Install soundblaster - check!
Install Network Printer - check!
Install Photo Printer - check!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 12:10:20 PM
Is it werking though?
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2008, 12:24:50 PM
Probably only the diagnostic program.  ;)
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 12:25:11 PM
He will have to get a man in  noooo:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
Is it werking though?
Of course... that is wot I am posting from like...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 12:32:16 PM
So you got a man in
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 12:34:08 PM
So you got a man in
No I bloody didn't get a man in!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 12:34:58 PM
Of course, of course  char048
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2008, 03:51:32 PM
So you got a man in
No I bloody didn't get a man in!  cussing:

Dont tell me you had to get LL to fix the mess you made of it?  point:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2008, 06:41:02 AM
So you got a man in
No I bloody didn't get a man in!  cussing:

Dont tell me you had to get LL to fix the mess you made of it?  point:
doh:
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2008, 09:39:03 AM
So you got a man in
No I bloody didn't get a man in!  cussing:

Dont tell me you had to get LL to fix the mess you made of it?  point:

Don't be silly ~ She'd have it washed, ironed and put away in a cupboard by now if he had.
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2008, 09:42:18 AM
So you got a man in
No I bloody didn't get a man in!  cussing:

Dont tell me you had to get LL to fix the mess you made of it?  point:

Don't be silly ~ She'd have it washed, ironed and put away in a cupboard by now if he had.
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BM is Gubbed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2008, 10:56:34 AM
So you got a man in
No I bloody didn't get a man in!  cussing:

Dont tell me you had to get LL to fix the mess you made of it?  point:

Don't be silly ~ She'd have it washed, ironed and put away in a cupboard by now if he had.

True, it would work and be tidy.   whistle: