The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 09:51:02 AM

Title: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 09:51:02 AM
Some friends of mine are planning on selling their villa in Cyprus.

As I am a bit behind the 'Times', where would be a good place to advertise?

It is a million Pound property so The Sun is probably out - I was thinking of The Sunday Times or Telegraph?  shrugs:

Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 09:53:03 AM
Telegraph I spect. But why not online? Cheaper and prolly more effective
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 10:04:31 AM
Telegraph I spect. But why not online? Cheaper and prolly more effective
They will have a web site with the property details... we need to get as many people to see the link to it ASAP...
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Pastis on September 29, 2008, 10:21:30 AM
Have a trawl around this site?

http://www.aplaceinthesun.com/

It's a spin off from the TV prog.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
Have a trawl around this site?

http://www.aplaceinthesun.com/

It's a spin off from the TV prog.
Thanks...
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 29, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Stick it up on findaproperty.com too. A lot of Mother Wench's friends have sold through them.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
Stick it up on findaproperty.com too. A lot of Mother Wench's friends have sold through them.
Thanks Wenchy!
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 11:48:15 AM
This thread is too sensible.They could hire a plane and tow a big pic of their house over Berkshire or summat.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 29, 2008, 11:52:07 AM
This thread is too sensible.They could hire a plane and tow a big pic of their house over Berkshire or summat.

Ohhhhhhh That would be good!

The Sunday Times certainly has a property supplement with properties abroad too.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 11:53:40 AM
This thread is too sensible.They could hire a plane and tow a big pic of their house over Berkshire or summat.

Ohhhhhhh That would be good!

The Sunday Times certainly has a property supplement with properties abroad too.
I've spoken to The Sunday Times and The Telegraph... I'm looking for places to advertise in Moscow and across The Euro Zone...  whistle:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 11:54:03 AM
She's nuts.

On a beach in Valencia once there was a plane towing a banner. I couldn't read it.

it turned out to be an advert from some stupid optician!
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 29, 2008, 11:56:02 AM
She's nuts.

On a beach in Valencia once there was a plane towing a banner. I couldn't read it.

it turned out to be an advert from some stupid optician!

Standard practice in Spain. Weekends are especially busy with planes advertising club nights, sun cream, restaurants, bars etc.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2008, 11:56:46 AM
A lot of Mother Wench's friends have sold through them.

So how much does an old lady fetch these days?
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 11:56:54 AM
And opticians
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 11:57:27 AM
A lot of Mother Wench's friends have sold through them.

So how much does an old lady fetch these days?


Ask Mrs DS#3, or put her on Ebay
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 11:57:36 AM
Off topic then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 29, 2008, 11:57:40 AM
A lot of Mother Wench's friends have sold through them.

So how much does an old lady fetch these days?


Depends what she can offer in the way of extracurricular activities.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 11:58:35 AM
Mrs TG may have helpful advice  eyes:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2008, 11:59:20 AM
A lot of Mother Wench's friends have sold through them.

So how much does an old lady fetch these days?


Depends what she can offer in the way of extracurricular activities.

 eeek:

Mrs DS (#3) £0.99 - 0 bids.  noooo:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 12:01:58 PM
Post a false photo!


Not


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVgHbU0.jpg&hash=afdf1426814d1a54d7289d0794ab6a1a2e6a7042) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVgHbU0)

But



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqgF2_J.jpg&hash=2066bb773a1f9ce9adbd8fee44576ccc7f102bf4) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqgF2_J)
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: TG on September 29, 2008, 12:25:51 PM
Mrs TG may have helpful advice  eyes:

 eeek:

Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 01:20:09 PM
Your chance to make cash!
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: TG on September 29, 2008, 01:20:43 PM
Your chance to make cash!
rubschin:

Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 01:23:26 PM
There must be a market there.Try "pervertsRus.com"

 happy088
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2008, 01:43:13 PM
Sounds like you are a regular on that site Nick...  point:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 01:44:31 PM
No
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 02:43:18 PM
No

 char048
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 02:49:45 PM
See also: Cheapwigsrus.com

Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 02:59:43 PM
See also: Cheapwigsrus.com


You've ballsed -up my thread goon 'n proper haven't you...?  cussing:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2008, 04:57:19 PM
Nick is just in a good mood as he heard in the news today that a japanese company has started production of personal airbags BM. It will be the safest he has felt in years.  whistle:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
My local shop specailses in rhubarb and lobsters!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 05:00:56 PM
My local shop specailses in rhubarb and lobsters!  cloud9:
Of course... and trains and cakes...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fwhacky110.gif&hash=b19a005634e6f2e7c41e2f2b2b4d0e5ae18c57df) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 06:21:47 PM
Having been busy today I am late to this. The first half of th thread had some good ideas.
After that it went downhill rapidly. Other than Daltons Weekly who do have a good web presence too I can't think of anywhere else that hasn't been mentioned. One thing for certain - none of us can afford it.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2008, 07:33:51 PM
Laser projection onto the Moon. Sensible
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Laser projection onto the Moon. Sensible
doh:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
Laser projection onto the Moon. Sensible
doh:

In Nick World that counts as sensible. The practicalities and obvious expense of implementing such an idea count for nothing. He lives within his head where there is little connection with reality. whacky115
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2008, 03:51:51 AM
Laser projection onto the Moon. Sensible
doh:

In Nick World that counts as sensible. The practicalities and obvious expense of implementing such an idea count for nothing. He lives within his head where there is little connection with reality. whacky115
Indeed... continually bombarded by Nick-o-Rays it is surprising that his brain manages to function at all...  noooo:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 30, 2008, 08:02:43 AM
Daltons weekly I'd forgotten them! We used to advertise the apartment rentals in there!
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2008, 08:07:52 AM
Daltons weekly I'd forgotten them! We used to advertise the apartment rentals in there!
Excellent Wenchy!
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2008, 08:09:12 AM
 cloud9: Not such a stupid hound afterall.
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 30, 2008, 09:30:34 AM
cloud9: Not such a stupid hound afterall.

Every dog has his day.
Every brain eventually has an intelligent thought!  ;)
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2008, 09:35:04 AM
cloud9: Not such a stupid hound afterall.

Every dog has his day.
Every brain eventually has an intelligent thought!  ;)

 surrender: Still waiting. cry:
Title: Re: Advertising
Post by: Bar Wench on September 30, 2008, 10:15:03 AM
You'll get there one day DS, one day.  happy100