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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on October 01, 2008, 08:29:23 AM
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Returning from The School this morning I arrived at alocal traffic island.Three other cars arrived simultaneously at each of the other three exits. Then we all just sat there, as no one wanted to go first. Lots of flashing of headlights and helpful gesturing. Then we all got in a muddle. IN the end we got out of our cars and came to an agreement,
Who had right of way? rubschin:
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Returning from The School this morning I arrived at alocal traffic island.Three other cars arrived simultaneously at each of the other three exits. Then we all just sat there, as no one wanted to go first. Lots of flashing of headlights and helpful gesturing. Then we all got in a muddle. IN the end we got out of our cars and came to an agreement,
Who had right of way? rubschin:
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The one with the biggest or oldest/most dented car of course!
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That would have been me then!
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That would have been me then!
Well then... you could have saved a lot of time by just barging through... ;)
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If only I had a gun ..........
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If only I had a gun ..........
rubschin:
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If only I had a gun ..........
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If only I had a gun ..........
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happy001
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On reflection and to make it Nick Proof perhaps this one would be better. We could have a whip round.
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On reflection and to make it Nick Proof perhaps this one would be better. We could have a whip round.
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lol: lol: lol:
Is that really a Russian roulette pistol?
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Yes. Try it and see!
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Yes. Try it and see!
Why does it have a sight on the end of the barrel then...? rubschin:
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Since you have to "cock" it using your thumb and given the sight it is obviously a mock up (Photoshop perhaps?)
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Since you have to "cock" it using your thumb and given the sight it is obviously a mock up (Photoshop perhaps?)
eeek: Oh my giddy aunt... whatever next...? noooo:
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Your aunt is ill?
happy100
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Your aunt is ill?
happy100
No... just giddy... noooo:
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Tell her to stop twirlling then! ::)
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Getting vaguely back on to the subject of roundabouts I was on my way back from work earlier this week when I saw a sign on a one saying it had been sponsored by a local company? Why on earth would someone want to sponsor a roundabout? Are you expecting it to bungee jump for cancer reseach or something? noooo:
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Tell her to stop twirlling then! ::)
That's right ~ tell her she can't get on the bus before 09.30 and she must keep out of M&S at lunchtimes 'cos Wenchy wants a sandwich.
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Getting vaguely back on to the subject of roundabouts I was on my way back from work earlier this week when I saw a sign on a one saying it had been sponsored by a local company? Why on earth would someone want to sponsor a roundabout? Are you expecting it to bungee jump for cancer reseach or something? noooo:
Common practice. Companies sponsor the roundabouts thus getting their names seen by everyone who passes and the local council have someone else paying for the upkeep, planting etc that makes the roundabout pleasanter than a concrete donut.
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Given the mess that the contractors the water board hired made of the bleedin thing it needs all the help it could get.
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Getting vaguely back on to the subject of roundabouts I was on my way back from work earlier this week when I saw a sign on a one saying it had been sponsored by a local company? Why on earth would someone want to sponsor a roundabout? Are you expecting it to bungee jump for cancer reseach or something? noooo:
Common practice. Companies sponsor the roundabouts thus getting their names seen by everyone who passes and the local council have someone else paying for the upkeep, planting etc that makes the roundabout pleasanter than a concrete donut.
Most round here are sponsored by Funeral Directors scared2:
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Who'd be a likely sponsor of the VP then? rubschin:
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Your aunt is ill?
No, just unstable.
You two should get on well. ;)
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Your aunt is ill?
No, just unstable.
You two should get on well. ;)
happy001
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Who'd be a likely sponsor of the VP then? rubschin:
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Why would I need that? eeek:
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Who'd be a likely sponsor of the VP then? rubschin:
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cussing:
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Who'd be a likely sponsor of the VP then? rubschin:
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