The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 01, 2008, 10:33:52 AM
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Leaks! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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- Be still sad heart and cease repining;
Behind the clouds the sun is shining,
Thy fate is the common fate of all,
Into each life a little rain must fall,
Some days must be dark and dreary
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It's a good job I don't have a gun!
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Leaks! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
As does my "new" oil tank installed August 2007 ~ plumbers come and plumbers go and still the oil drips into a bucket. Compo is now being discussed but "they" can do nothing until the 1000 litres in the tank has been used up. So we are looking at about mid January 2009 to get the tank replaced. angry041:
The thought has occurred that one careless cigarette ................ whistle:
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FOURTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS AND THE BASTARD LEAKS evil: evil: evil:
We shall now see what the 10 year guarantee is worth evil:
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My gas tank still leaks... noooo:
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rubschin: Perhaps it's our age? I am sure DS will know.
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Wenchy, she says, likes leak and potato soup. She ought to get a new pan.
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rubschin: Perhaps it's our age? I am sure DS will know.
Everything leaks. noooo:
Or has dried up. . .
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Can't you swop the pipes round? rubschin:
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If only noooo:
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happy100
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FOURTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS...
Lend me a quid.
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FOURTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS...
Lend me a quid.
It's me last one but here you are ~ CATCH!
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FOURTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS...
Lend me a quid.
It's me last one but here you are ~ CATCH!
Not you! Him! I am well chuffed I know a millionare me. cloud9:
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FOURTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS...
Lend me a quid.
It's me last one but here you are ~ CATCH!
Not you! Him! I am well chuffed I know a millionare me. cloud9:
Take mine, it's the best offer you're gonna get ~ that's why I ain't got any and he has.
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are you saying he is tight? rubschin:
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I couldn't possibly comment whistle:
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are you saying he is tight? rubschin:
He's a bloke and he's Northern. What do you think?
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are you saying he is tight? rubschin:
He's a bloke and he's Northern. What do you think?
Expect a denial of Northerness on the grounds he comes from Nottingham ~ which as any fule know is "Up North"
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I am not Northern.
OK?
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I am not Northern.
OK?
You're from Nottingham. It's North.
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Do you have a map?
Also I left there in 1973! cussing:
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Well, Les is banging away up there!
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Tha' can tak the boy outta t'north but tha' cans't tak t'north outta the boy. whistle:
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Wot he said!
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It's in the East Midlands whistle:
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It's north of Watford and that makes it North!
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Lumping it in with Scotland and Newcastle and suchlike are we?
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Certainly with Birmingham and Derby etc.
Travel out of London on the M1 and you will see a sign that says WATFORD AND THE NORTH. If it's good enough for the Highways Agency it's good enough for us.
Now put on thee flat hat and tak t'whippet for a walk.
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Wot he said!
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I think you will find that the word "AND" qualifies the statement. That or the Highways Agency is run by Southern Softies
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whistle:
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He's stopped banging
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Who has and what was he banging?
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1. Roofer
2. Roof
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rubschin: Roof leaks, contact roofer, roofer arrives and hits roof with hammer.
Is this frustration on the part of the roofer, is he warding off demons or is it a serious attempt to make you believe he is doing something?
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Dunno.I went and hid
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are you saying he is tight? rubschin:
He's a bloke and he's Northern. What do you think?
You say that like it's a bad thing!
All together now -
Black pudding and mushy peas
a ferret down me trousers if you please
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ferret down me trousers if you please
If you so wish eveilgrin:
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rubschin: Roof leaks, contact roofer, roofer arrives and hits roof with hammer.
Is this frustration on the part of the roofer, is he warding off demons or is it a serious attempt to make you believe he is doing something?
Thats a plausible reason, any layman not familar with the life of Captain Calamity could take one look at his antics and decide he's been possessed. whistle: