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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 07:12:56 AM

Title: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 07:12:56 AM: The main road linking the peninsula to N Wales (Snoopy knows which one) has been undergoing major major roadworks for some months now.

It looks like a cone festival.

At one of the junctions is a bungalow. It is called The Bungalow and it is a brothel.

The raodworks have clearly affected business, so a large sign has been, um, erected, pointing at its slip road and saying

BUNGALOW
STILL OPEN

To this sign someone has helpfully inserted the word "LEGS"
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2008, 07:14:38 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2008, 07:12:56 AM
The main road linking the peninsula to N Wales (Snoopy knows which one) has been undergoing major major roadworks for some months now.

It looks like a cone festival.

At one of the junctions is a bungalow. It is called The Bungalow and it is a brothel.

The raodworks have clearly affected business, so a large sign has been, um, erected, pointing at its slip road and saying

BUNGALOW
STILL OPEN

To this sign someone has helpfully inserted the word "LEGS"

And you know this because...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 07:15:00 AM: I often drive up that road,of course
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2008, 07:31:06 AM: He is right. SWMBO and I travelled that road recently and indeed "The Bungalow" is still "Open for Business".
It's function as a brothel it has been well known to us since we moved here almost 8 years ago. I assume they enjoy some sort of "protection", perhaps via the "Lodge"
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 07:40:17 AM: On quiet days in the summer they send all the girsl out mowing the lawns and trimming the hedges! It's quite a sight eeek:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2008, 07:46:56 AM: There is a brothel on the estate where my Mum lives. Years ago when they first opened I used to get kerb crawled whilst out walking my dog so my Dad went down there to have a word. eeek: Then couldn't work out why my Mum was pissed off with him. ::)
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 12:43:03 PM: I am sure the dog was flattered
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:16:40 PM: I see BM is back.

How was Janine? eyes:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2008, 01:17:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:16:40 PM
I see BM is back.

How was Janine? eyes:
Babetastic as normal... eyes:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:18:16 PM: Pic?
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2008, 01:19:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:18:16 PM
Pic?
No... noooo:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:21:07 PM: Description? Was she wearing a uniform? eyes:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2008, 01:22:00 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:21:07 PM
Description? Was she wearing a uniform? eyes:
Think Donna... but not so money grabbing! point:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:22:37 PM: I was meant to see Donna yesterday, but she had to go to a funeral sad24:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2008, 01:24:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:22:37 PM
I was meant to see Donna yesterday, but she had to go to a funeral sad24:
Ah... that old excuse... noooo:

Make a note of the deceased so you can catch her out when she tries it again! point:
Title: Re: Open for Bizness
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2008, 01:24:49 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2008, 01:22:37 PM
I was meant to see Donna yesterday, but she had to go to a funeral sad24:

eeek:

Prove too much for some poor bugger did she?

Found he was bankrupt after paying her fees and topped himself I 'spect.