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Title: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:02:21 PM
One of Mrs S#2's student failed to show this afternoon. Her friend however had the story to excuse her. "She is sorry but X cannot attend today as she is sitting in front of her fire nursing a sick cockerel."

 Has to be one of the more original excuses anyway.
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:12:50 PM
One of Mrs S#2's student failed to show this afternoon. Her friend however had the story to excuse her. "She is sorry but cannot X attend today as she is sitting in front of her fire nursing a sick cockerel."

 Has to be one of the more original excuses anyway.
Write it down somewhere... and ask the name of the cockerel...

That way X can't attend the funeral of the cockerel more than once...  ;)
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:28:13 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:
Yumster...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 03:33:59 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:

Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat......   whistle:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:44:05 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:

Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat......   whistle:
Goats stink... the last thing you'd want to do is sit in front of the fire with one... Unless it was on a spit of course...  whistle:


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Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 03:45:11 PM
I was thinking about the poor bugger you kicked off the side of a cliff anyway Baldymort  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:48:46 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:

Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat......   whistle:
Goats stink... the last thing you'd want to do is sit in front of the fire with one... Unless it was on a spit of course...  whistle:


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Who dat wid hair?
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 03:57:03 PM
Could it be BM modelling his new toupee..?  whistle:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:58:11 PM
Could it be BM modelling his new toupee..?  whistle:
Yes...  ::)


Made out of the goat's skin of course...
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2008, 05:34:32 PM
She could have brought the cockerel in, like
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
The Course is Creative Writing not the French Revolution.
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
D H Lawrence would be appropriate!
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 05:39:31 PM
 ::)  If I had a pound ...............
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2008, 05:46:58 PM
TG. Give him a quid
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 05:52:35 PM
::)  If I had a pound ...............

Would that be a dog pound?  whistle:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 06:12:51 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 06:17:16 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Excuses for absence
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2008, 07:22:26 PM
A rare, if slight, witticism from GM