The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:02:21 PM
-
One of Mrs S#2's student failed to show this afternoon. Her friend however had the story to excuse her. "She is sorry but X cannot attend today as she is sitting in front of her fire nursing a sick cockerel."
Has to be one of the more original excuses anyway.
-
One of Mrs S#2's student failed to show this afternoon. Her friend however had the story to excuse her. "She is sorry but cannot X attend today as she is sitting in front of her fire nursing a sick cockerel."
Has to be one of the more original excuses anyway.
Write it down somewhere... and ask the name of the cockerel...
That way X can't attend the funeral of the cockerel more than once... ;)
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...? Shrugs:
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...? Shrugs:
Sunday Lunch possibly eveilgrin:
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...? Shrugs:
Sunday Lunch possibly eveilgrin:
Yumster... cloud9:
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...? Shrugs:
Sunday Lunch possibly eveilgrin:
Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat...... whistle:
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...? Shrugs:
Sunday Lunch possibly eveilgrin:
Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat...... whistle:
Goats stink... the last thing you'd want to do is sit in front of the fire with one... Unless it was on a spit of course... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxFsMir.jpg&hash=2d3a1fc1d5b96583d58f19ecaae35729d0f65914) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxFsMir)
-
I was thinking about the poor bugger you kicked off the side of a cliff anyway Baldymort eveilgrin:
-
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...? Shrugs:
Sunday Lunch possibly eveilgrin:
Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat...... whistle:
Goats stink... the last thing you'd want to do is sit in front of the fire with one... Unless it was on a spit of course... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxFsMir.jpg&hash=2d3a1fc1d5b96583d58f19ecaae35729d0f65914) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxFsMir)
Who dat wid hair?
-
Could it be BM modelling his new toupee..? whistle:
-
Could it be BM modelling his new toupee..? whistle:
Yes... ::)
Made out of the goat's skin of course...
-
She could have brought the cockerel in, like
-
The Course is Creative Writing not the French Revolution.
-
D H Lawrence would be appropriate!
-
::) If I had a pound ...............
-
TG. Give him a quid
-
::) If I had a pound ...............
Would that be a dog pound? whistle:
-
evil:
-
point:
-
A rare, if slight, witticism from GM