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Title: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 01:49:33 PM
Survival of the intelligent. What kind of moron tattoos his name and date of birth on his neck and leaves it uncovered when he goes twocing.  point:

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A car thief who had his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck was caught after CCTV images of him were used to track him down.

Aarron Evans, 21, pleaded guilty at Bristol Magistrates' Court to breaking into a covert capture car in the city.

The car had been left by Avon and Somerset Police officers with a covert camera concealed inside, which took pictures of Evans.

Evans, an illiterate man of no fixed address, was sentenced to seven months.

Supt Ian Wylie said: "Criminals won't be tolerated in Bristol and we will keep catching them and bringing them before the courts.

"We get such excellent images from these cameras that there is often, and never more so than in this case, no doubt who the criminal is.
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 01:55:08 PM
As he is illiterate one assumes he asked the tattooist to put 'mum' or summat and the tattooist decided to have a bit of a larf.  ;D
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 01:57:45 PM
Either that or the tattooist has a cunning plan to mark all criminals to make them easier to identify.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:05:41 PM
Either that or the tattooist has a cunning plan to mark all criminals to make them easier to identify.  rubschin:

 rubschin:

A crusading tattooist? Why not? Makes more sense than Batman. Bit boring though, no car crashes and falling off buildings and similar.

Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 02:11:00 PM
Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:12:35 PM

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Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 02:14:18 PM

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How? I haven't seen any mention of exploding microwaves, train sets or sponge cakes  whistle:
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...

Now you are just being silly.

But, as I am bored rigid let us ignore Nick and pursue this important philosophical question. What would a crusading tattooist be called do you think? You know, like a comic book name. 
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:19:19 PM

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How? I haven't seen any mention of exploding microwaves, train sets or sponge cakes  whistle:

I think I might just get myself over to Ainsdale tomorrow
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 02:19:42 PM
Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...

Now you are just being silly.

Not necessarily, the gang warfare both here and in america is targetted as much by insignia as much as anything else. Plus bear in mind this is Bristol, anything is possible there.

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But, as I am bored rigid let us ignore Nick and pursue this important philosophical question. What would a crusading tattooist be called do you think? You know, like a comic book name. 

The Scarlet Inkernell?
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:27:22 PM
Not bad.  ;D

And his sidekick?
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:27:49 PM
Throbbin' Robin?
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:28:37 PM

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How? I haven't seen any mention of exploding microwaves, train sets or sponge cakes  whistle:

I think I might just get myself over to Ainsdale tomorrow

On the train?
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:29:07 PM
I'll see how I feel, and what the weather's like, like
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 02:29:25 PM
Not bad.  ;D

And his sidekick?

If he has a female sidekick how about Madame Tatterfly?




Actually that could be Wenchy's new nickname...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2008, 07:42:28 PM


How about "The Indelibles"?

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Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 05:33:00 AM
As he is illiterate one assumes he asked the tattooist to put 'mum' or summat and the tattooist decided to have a bit of a larf.  ;D
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Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 05:33:52 AM
Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...

Now you are just being silly.

But, as I am bored rigid let us ignore Nick and pursue this important philosophical question. What would a crusading tattooist be called do you think? You know, like a comic book name. 
TatMan and RubIn?
Title: Re: Darwin joins the fight against crime.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2008, 06:29:17 AM
Rorstatch?