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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:33:22 PM

Title: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:33:22 PM
I see the Iranians have developed a car especially for wimmin,like.

Parking sensors
Built in Sat Nav
"Nice" colours
Huge pieces of rubber at each corner

What else would it need, like?
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:33:05 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 09:44:21 AM
You've made the mistake of posting the question in the Petrol/diesel head zone where wimmin are not allowed...  ::)
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:47:17 AM
But it's men's views I want. WHat do wimmin know?
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 09:56:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:47:17 AM
But it's men's views I want. WHat do wimmin know?
Oh I see...

A huge 'makeup' mirror then...
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
A warning flashing light on the roof
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
A warning flashing light on the roof

Is that for the wimmins car or your own?  whistle:
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 03:01:13 PM
Wimmins you dolt
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2008, 03:27:43 PM
Just checking, after all a Captain Calamity emergency light and siren would be a good idea...  whistle:
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:32:26 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Head brace ~ to stop them looking at the person they are talking to rather than at the road ahead.
Title: Re: A Wimmin only car
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 12:06:50 PM
An extendable puppet with red flag for parking