The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 11:05:45 AM
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Following the, um success of the new theme for 100,000 posts we though you might like to choose a new theme for the forum. whistle:
There is nothing to stop us having a new theme every week month or day but it might be confusing… confused: alternatively we can set it up so you can each have your own theme… noooo:
You can browse the available themes here. (http://custom.simplemachines.org/themes/)
Of course, if total apathy is the order of the day we can just set it back to the old theme this evening... surrender:
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Errrrr ~ You need to click on
"Themes for your version of SMF
SMF 1.1.6"
as the others don't work on here.
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Of course, if total apathy is the order of the day we can just set it back to the old theme immediately...
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alternatively we can set it up so you can each have your own theme…
That will do nicely happy088
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alternatively we can set it up so you can each have your own theme…
That will do nicely happy088
So which one do you fancy?
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Back-n-Black - It fits my mood at the moment cry:
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happy100
TBH I was surprised at how many of the themes are dark and gloomy ~ says much about those who design such things I suppose.
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Indeed ~ 13 pages to look through is going to take some time.
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Ummm I kind of miss the old one. redface:
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Don't be afriad of change people ...it is the only constant thing in your life an all that lol:
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I hate change. It only makes things worse evil:
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I hate change. I only cock it up and make things worse evil:
Amended for you Nick whistle:
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Is there a porn theme?
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Do goats count?
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No to both.
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angry041:
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angry041:
You'll notice that most of the themes have been designed and submitted by various forum users from all over the place. It is basically open source stuff. So why not design your own to include goats if that is what you want?
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Me? Doing technical stuff? With goats?
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Yup!
What could possibly go wrong?
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Yup!
What could possibly go wrong?
scared:
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http://www.smfgrup.com/forum/index.php (http://www.smfgrup.com/forum/index.php)
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Put the Xmas one on and lock it. Everybody loves that one. happy088
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Some nice ones for the V2 version innit. eyes:
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Ummm I kind of miss the old one. redface:
I'm using the old one... whistle:
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I want it too! angry041:
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I want doesn't get ....didn't your mother ever tell you that lol:
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evil:
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I want doesn't get ....didn't your mother ever tell you that lol:
point:
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S5YBuV_8bmk (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S5YBuV_8bmk)
point:
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I want doesn't get ....didn't your mother ever tell you that lol:
My mother always said "Them as asks don't get ~ and them as don't ask don't want"
Essentially I think she meant "No!"
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Okay...
If you click on the 'Profile' button at the top of the screen...
Then click 'Look and Layout Preferences'...
Then on the first line the Current theme is highlighted... click (change) and you can select another theme from those currently installed.
Anybody want a theme that is not on our server, post in here and I will install it for you.
Don't fuck it all up... noooo:
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A PTMS theme?
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A PTMS theme?
No... noooo:
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Gayer.
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OK so who did a thread merge and f*cked it up by getting the bloody posts out of order?
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Gayer.
lol: lol: lol:
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OK so who did a thread merge and f*cked it up by getting the bloody posts out of order?
Not me... noooo:
Wenchy?
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I don't think so! I haven't been in that sort of an area. But then I can't see the problem either. rubschin:
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redface: Sorted now. It was on my layout selections ~ I had gone back to the original layout but ticked a box that put the latest post first rather than displaying posts in chronological order.
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Virtual Pub is the dog's bollox, so why not get Snoopy to get a Polaroid of his danglies and use that?
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I don't think so! I haven't been in that sort of an area. But then I can't see the problem either. rubschin:
Nor me... rubschin:
Snoopy, what are you on?
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Anyhoo.The Boy has come home from school and informed me he is to start fencing lessons next week.
scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Time for a creasote joke...
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redface: Sorted now. It was on my layout selections ~ I had gone back to the original layout but ticked a box that put the latest post first rather than displaying posts in chronological order.
point:
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Time for a creasote joke...
drumroll:
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redface: Sorted now. It was on my layout selections ~ I had gone back to the original layout but ticked a box that put the latest post first rather than displaying posts in chronological order.
point:
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Oo.It's back to normal.What a relief
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At least I owned up. whistle:
As for fencing lessons ~ two of mine have been having them for some time. I used to fence for the RAF.
No need for your scared2: It is a completely safe sport. The "Swords" are blunt and have tips on them. Safety clothing is always worn. The discipline involved will do him good ~ any fvcking about and he'll be thrown out. Like Judo, other martial arts and shooting the first lessons are all about safety and not misusing your skills.
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So he will be trained in combat with long pointy things.
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So he will be trained in combat with long pointy things.
If it is possible to use the right words and to put a completely wrong construction on the art that he is to learn then you have managed it.
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I must bring him round when he is trained up eveilgrin:
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I wouldn't ~ I
am was very good.
THW is coming on nicely and Minor is the best in the Junior class here.
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fence:
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That's the one BM lol:
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Ummm I kind of miss the old one. redface:
Spittoon joke #856452
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Can you ger an ointment for themes?
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Not sure if that would get rid of the discoloration whistle:
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Can you ger an ointment for themes?
Laser or leech treatment only I'm afraid.
Better get that rubber ring inflated. noooo:
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Put the Xmas one on and lock it. Everybody loves that one. happy088
I feel a song coming on....ohhh, jingle bell, jingle bells , jingle all the way, etc etc cloud9: I can do White Xmas too if there is a demand.
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Put the Xmas one on and lock it. Everybody loves that one. happy088
I feel a song coming on....ohhh, jingle bell, jingle bells , jingle all the way, etc etc cloud9: I can do White Xmas too if there is a demand.
There isn't... noooo:
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You sure, have you asked around, maybe in the snug?
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You sure, have you asked around, maybe in the snug?
I'm sure... noooo:
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Perhaps a little nearer the 25th December.
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Perhaps a little nearer the 25th December.
Yes... that'll be better... whistle:
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Can we have a christmas theme then?
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Ho Ho Ho!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx1lyr6r.gif&hash=8270088067e7ab654d90cf3ad72f3d4991c5bac1) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx1lyr6r)
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ahhhhhhhh! cloud9:
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Happy to be of service
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pr'haps this should have been here?????????????........................
eeek:
(I can cross reference to the original page, on which I posted this by using the hyperlink ...but not directly to my post...how do i do that admin team?)
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New theme.... blimey...go away for a few days and look what happens.... back to kindergarden!!! Try this...sing along to the tune of 'Im a little teapot'.........................
I'm a little honeybee
Yellow and black
See me gather
Pollen on my back
What the queen bee tells me
I must do
So I can make sweet honey for you!
Just thought it was appropriate!!!!!!
or am I the only one who has little buzzy bees at the top???????
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No you are not alone, just late. We all had the little bees at one point. You can change the settings of your display by following the instructions BM hid somewhere in the 100,000 posts thread.
OR
You could get a man in ~ if you happen to know one who can do things with 'puters like whistle:
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I still have the little bees! cloud9:
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Why am I not surprised? ::)
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I still have the little bees! cloud9:
So do I, but only because I don't understand how to get rid of them. redface:
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I still have the little bees! cloud9:
So do I, but only because I don't understand how to get rid of them. redface:
::)
Okay...
If you click on the 'Profile' button at the top of the screen...
Then click 'Look and Layout Preferences'...
Then on the first line the Current theme is highlighted... click (change) and you can select another theme from those currently installed.
Anybody want a theme that is not on our server, post in here and I will install it for you.
Don't fuck it all up...
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whistle:
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whistle:
Wonderful. noooo:
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Eeeez Crap. Me no like.
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Growler will love it lol:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
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Growler will love it lol:
After the initial shock of seeing what for a micro second I thought was the dreaded blue screen of death, yes, it's quite nice. happy088
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Growler will love it lol:
After the initial shock of seeing what for a micro second I thought was the dreaded blue screen of death, yes, it's quite nice. happy088
cloud9:
I couldn't find a cake theme I'm afraid... whistle:
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Wenchy loves it! cloud9:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
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Wenchy loves it! cloud9:
cloud9:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
You can change it in your profile... ::)
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
He is a miserable old sod! lol:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
He is a miserable old sod! lol:
So? I am too on my own admission...ask the Growlers and SIL regarding last night for further confirmation on that one, but I quite like it. All sort of warm cold and wintery like.
A few dancing polar bears in the background would have been good too like.
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
He is a miserable old sod! lol:
So? I am too on my own admission...ask the Growlers and SIL regarding last night for further confirmation on that one, but I quite like it. All sort of warm cold and wintery like.
A few dancing polar bears in the background would have been good too like.
Simon Smith was otherwise engaged... noooo:
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PS Thanks for the ear worm... Banghead
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PS Thanks for the ear worm... Banghead
who, what why when?
Ey? confused:
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PS Thanks for the ear worm... Banghead
who, what why when?
Ey? confused:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N8zI5xjwKYw
evil:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
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Luverlee. Takes me back that, mhwaaa! cloud9:
Still don't understand why you're cross with me like? sad24:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
Can't you change it in your profile per 'grumpy old he who must must be obeyed's' suggestion?
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
Nooooooo. I'll become very very and extremely bad tempered if you do. evil:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
No thanks. I can do it for myself ~ if I can be arsed.
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
No thanks. I can do it for myself ~ if I can be arsed.
You like it really don't you...? whistle:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
No thanks. I can do it for myself ~ if I can be arsed.
Oi you! Shake yerself up and do it. ;)
That's a growling snarling order too....in a manly friendly huggy sort of way like. cloud9:
Just having major problems on the other forum I frequent. What's up with everyone today?
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
No thanks. I can do it for myself ~ if I can be arsed.
Oi you! Shake yerself up and do it. ;)
That's a growling snarling order too....in a manly friendly huggy sort of way like. cloud9:
Just having major problems on the other forum I frequent. What's up with everyone today?
Shrugs:
I am perfect... as per normal... whistle:
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I like it happy088
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I like it happy088
cloud9:
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I'm sure Wenchy will like it... evil:
And so she does it seems ~ just don't expect to see much of me until it's gone.
Not often I disagree with you, but....why? confused:
Thanks for asking ~ TBH I find it very hard to read because of the colours.
Nothing to do with being miserable, just age and failing eyesight.
But of course if people want to assume I am just being a miserable old sod then that's fine by me.
;D Shall I change it for you...? whistle:
No thanks. I can do it for myself ~ if I can be arsed.
You like it really don't you...? whistle:
In honesty? No I don't like it at all ~ as I say I find it hard to read (can't read it at all on the Asus 7 inch screen) and it gives me a headache. Yes I could change my own settings and probably will ~ when I can be bothered. Meantime I have much to do and cannot be arsed to dick about with the settings at the moment.
Maybe see you all later.
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What's this " Maybe" shite all about then? ::)
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Very busy day ahead ~ no idea when I shall be free again. People to visit, hospital appointments to keep etc.
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Very busy day ahead ~ no idea when I shall be free again. People to visit, hospital appointments to keep etc.
Don't be all sad Snoops. sad24:
You comin' over on late..ish Wednesday afternoon to see me and the nutty balm cake, after I've finished at Swamp 2 like? lol:
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More importantly... who is coming out for a beer in Epsom tomorrow like... whistle:
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More importantly... who is coming out for a beer in Epsom tomorrow like... whistle:
Tomorrow?!?!? eeek:
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Very busy day ahead ~ no idea when I shall be free again. People to visit, hospital appointments to keep etc.
Don't be all sad Snoops. sad24:
You comin' over on late..ish Wednesday afternoon to see me and the nutty balm cake, after I've finished at Swamp 2 like? lol:
I'm not sad you nit. I am happy as a pig in sh*t. Just got a lot to do.
Doubt if I'll get away on Wednesday. Phone call last night ~ rellies from Manchester are planning a mass sleigh run on Christmas Eve calling here on their way past.
Now I really must go and get bathed and ready to go out.
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More importantly... who is coming out for a beer in Epsom tomorrow like... whistle:
Tomorrow?!?!? eeek:
Nothing so sad as a man who drinks alone. whistle:
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More importantly... who is coming out for a beer in Epsom tomorrow like... whistle:
Tomorrow?!?!? eeek:
Yes... 'tis about the only day we are free... Shrugs:
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Banghead
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Banghead
shutup:
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Check your pms!
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More importantly... who is coming out for a beer in Epsom tomorrow like... whistle:
You and old Moany only I thought? lol:
More sociable up 'ere like. We have a fine selection of nutters to choose from in fact.
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Wenchy has promised me a quick one before I go... whistle:
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Wenchy has promised me a quick one before I go... whistle:
Slap? happy088
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Kick up the arse!
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evil:
Talking of arse... when is Nick back...? Shrugs:
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Kick up the arse!
You'd better make sure you have all the safety equipment first or else you could lose your foot.... whistle:
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evil:
Talking of elfin Safety...
We had the 'Hospice' around this morning to pick up a dining table and chairs...
FFS you'd have thought they were doing us a favour... noooo:
Hospice Numpty: "Those chairs have foam in them mate"
Barman: "Well yes, but the seat unscrews so you can take it out"
Hospice Numpty: (scratches chin) okay then...
Barman: We have a PC you can have too with a screen and everything
Hospice Numpty: "We don't take PCs"
Barman: noooo:
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Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. cry:
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Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. cry:
Shall I change it for you...?
I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?
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Well ~ If those who make the decisions and those who design the forum themes for decision makers to select from had bothered to read the excellent advice given out by the Royal National Institute for the Blind on which fonts, sizes and COLOUR SCHEMES enable most people to be able to see them clearly then they wouldn't make these mistakes in the first place WOULD THEY?
Then again they could try listening to those who need to wear spectacles and are getting on in years but they DON'T BOTHER to do that either DO THEY?
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scared2:
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Consider yourself well and truly castigated eyes:
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Leave it blue, or better still change it to black. ::)
Could well suit some in here, especially me and the shitty mood I'm in YET again. cussing:
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Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. cry:
Shall I change it for you...?
I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?
I have changed it back myself (with a little help). evil:
Nice to see you GOS, if we are to castigate him I will bring the bricks.
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Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. cry:
Shall I change it for you...?
I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?
I have changed it back myself (with a little help). evil:
Nice to see you GOS, if we are to castigate him I will bring the bricks.
eeek:
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Leave it blue, or better still change it to black. ::)
Could well suit some in here, especially me and the shitty mood I'm in YET again. cussing:
Share the pain with us young Growler, open yourself up, and I will have a pint of the Old Felonious while I am waiting.
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Should we be opening up a bare your souls area for the yuletide season? eeek:
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Should we be opening up a bare your souls area for the yuletide season? eeek:
Oursoles...? rubschin:
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Leave it blue, or better still change it to black. ::)
Could well suit some in here, especially me and the shitty mood I'm in YET again. cussing:
Share the pain with us young Growler, open yourself up, and I will have a pint of the Old Felonious while I am waiting.
See my new theraputic (to me anyway ::) ) ranting thread/post. cussing:
I'm bloody steamin'. 3 against 1 for DARING to speak my mind vociferously. scared2:
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Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. cry:
Shall I change it for you...?
I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?
I have changed it back myself (with a little help). evil:
Nice to see you GOS, if we are to castigate him I will bring the bricks.
eeek:
Thanks DS, .....mmmm maybe that false beard will come in handy again. eyes:
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Should we be opening up a bare your souls area for the yuletide season? eeek:
YES! NOW! cussing:
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Should we be opening up a bare your souls area for the yuletide season? eeek:
Oursoles...? rubschin:
Do we have a licence?