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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 08:44:56 AM

Title: Bears In Bars
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 08:44:56 AM
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."



(You're gonna love this...)





The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
Title: Re: Bears In Bars
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2008, 08:47:21 AM
(You're gonna love this...)

I'm afraid not. . . .
Title: Re: Bears In Bars
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 08:49:53 AM
Perhaps we need a separate "Shaggy dog story" room?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bears In Bars
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2008, 09:22:45 AM
Perhaps we need a separate "Shaggy dog story" room?  whistle:

That's a great idea, well done.

















 noooo:
Title: Re: Bears In Bars
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 10:23:19 AM
 noooo: