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Title: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:08:08 PM: eyes:

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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 12:16:11 PM: Mais oui.
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:21:01 PM: It would kill you noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 12:21:47 PM: I know. cry:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:28:19 PM: happy100

I'd risk it, despite my chest
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:16 PM: She'd enjoy me... eyes:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:34:00 PM: Not your shadow hand tricks again noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 01:51:48 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
She'd enjoy me... eyes:

I see her dark glasses in the photo but must have missed her white stick.
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 02:45:59 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
She'd enjoy me... eyes:

I see her dark glasses in the photo but must have missed her white stick.
evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2008, 06:12:29 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
She'd enjoy me... eyes:

I see her dark glasses in the photo but must have missed her white stick.

It gets airbrushed out after the photo shoot is done. whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 06:14:15 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2008, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
She'd enjoy me... eyes:

I see her dark glasses in the photo but must have missed her white stick.

It gets airbrushed out after the photo shoot is done. whistle:

The same as BM's flowing golden locks?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:15:29 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2008, 06:16:17 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2008, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
She'd enjoy me... eyes:

I see her dark glasses in the photo but must have missed her white stick.

It gets airbrushed out after the photo shoot is done. whistle:

The same as BM's flowing golden locks?

You have it the wrong way around Darwin, they are added in afterwards... whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:18:42 PM: Anyway...

I'd enjoy her... whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 06:54:18 PM: What drug do you propose to use on her? Home brew?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 08:16:49 PM: just my charm, good looks and sexy man appeal... whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 10:46:11 PM: Rohypnol then. .
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 06:25:32 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 10:46:11 PM
Rohypnol then. .
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 08:23:09 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
Anyway...

I'd enjoy her... whistle:

But would she enjoy you? rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 08:24:11 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 08:23:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
Anyway...

I'd enjoy her... whistle:

But would she enjoy you? rubschin:
I think we've already established that the readers here think that is unlikely... evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 09:33:27 AM: Just "unlikely"?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:38:44 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 09:33:27 AM
Just "unlikely"?
Yes... whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:54:05 AM: Unlikely as Growler turning down cake! point:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:56:01 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:54:05 AM
Unlikely as Growler turning down cake! point:
evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:56:51 AM: happy001

As unlikely as me kicking the lovely David out of bed for eating biscuits!

point:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:57:37 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:56:51 AM
happy001

As unlikely as me kicking the lovely David out of bed for eating biscuits!

point:
That pooftah...? ::)
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:59:15 AM: He is not a pooftah! evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:00:56 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:59:15 AM
He is not a pooftah! evil:
He is an actor... ipso facto he is a pooftah... ::)
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 10:01:12 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:59:15 AM
He is not a pooftah! evil:

You do know that "eating the chocolate Dalek" is euphemism #616234 don't you?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:02:42 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:59:15 AM
He is not a pooftah! evil:

You do know that "eating the chocolate Dalek" is euphemism #616234 don't you?
happy001
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:05:28 AM: I shall strop! evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:08:15 AM: eeek:

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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:09:05 AM: What's the red and yellow icing for?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:16:40 AM: I've no idea. rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:18:13 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:09:05 AM
What's the red and yellow icing for?
You're the strop expert - why ask us??? point:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:18:49 AM: Maybe it's a bake your own strop cake!
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:24:37 AM: hooray for google:

Quote
Yellow Strop Paste
This is a non-abrasive strop paste For the ‘everyday use' hanging Leather strop. Its purpose it to maintain the quality of the leather by preventing it drying out and cracking.

YELLOW strop paste.

[edit]Green Strop Paste
This is a coarse abrasive strop paste for use with either a hanging leather strop, the green side of a hand held leather strop or
the leather side of a hand held leather and honing stone strop. Green strop paste must never be used with the ‘everyday use' strop.
This must be used only when the edge of the razor begins to dull.

Stropping with an abrasive paste can extend the period of time between honing.

GREEN strop paste

[edit]Black and Red Strop Paste
This is a two-part set of abrasive pastes.

Note they must be used on separate leather strops so that they do not contaminate or mix grades.
The red is the coarser of the two with the fine coarse black used for polishing the edge.

BLACK-RED strop paste

[edit]White Strop Paste
White is a fine polishing abrasive paste for use on the linen or canvas side of a hanging strop.

WHITE strop paste
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:38:00 AM: I never knew I needed a special paste to strop! eeek:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:39:39 AM: Ahem

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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:41:06 AM: No need to get stroppy Nick. eeek:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:42:53 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:41:06 AM
No need to get stroppy Nick. eeek:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:48:16 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:47:08 AM

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Hubba, hubba... razz:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:51:12 AM: I can't undertand why she married short, ugly, rich, goblin lookalike Sarkozy. Oh, I see
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:54:16 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:51:12 AM
I can't undertand why she married short, ugly, rich, goblin lookalike Sarkozy. Oh, I see
Indeed... I was taken already... whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:00:50 PM: I am sure LL would have accepted a reasonable dowry for you.£5?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 12:04:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:00:50 PM
I am sure LL would have accepted a reasonable dowry for you.£5?
€5 prolly... sad24:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 12:09:03 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
Anyway...

I'd enjoy her... whistle:

Right up until she asks if you have started yet.. whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:10:04 PM: point:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 12:13:05 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 12:09:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
Anyway...

I'd enjoy her... whistle:

Right up until she asks if you have started yet.. whistle:
evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:14:29 PM: He seems to be sensitive about this rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 12:16:21 PM: Meanwhile:

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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:17:53 PM: happy088 happ096 cloud9:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 12:31:43 PM: [dribble]
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:43:34 PM: LL

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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 09:00:26 AM: Only if she shaves under her arms tunble:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 11:04:56 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 09:00:26 AM
Only if she shaves under her arms tunble:

LL or the garlic crusher?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 11:20:22 AM: Carla ~ LL, being a lady of refinement, I am sure shaves where necessary.
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 11:21:17 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 11:20:22 AM
Carla

Oh. . . . right, thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 12:24:53 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 11:20:22 AM
Carla ~ LL, being a lady of refinement, I am sure shaves where necessary.
eyes:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2008, 12:32:09 PM: Strimmer?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2008, 09:20:58 PM: tunble:

Blowlamp then
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 10:13:54 PM: Christmas present for the lady with stubborn stubble.

An angel grinder. angel1

redface:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2008, 06:23:18 AM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2008, 09:38:40 AM: Its just a thought BM not that l want to worry you but l wonder how many 'guests' on here have been DGSE... whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2008, 09:39:12 AM: DGSE? rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2008, 09:42:14 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 02, 2008, 09:39:12 AM
DGSE? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2008, 09:51:25 AM: French secret service having a look at some aging baldy saying he would have Bruni & she would enjoy it.

If you see any French 'tourists' visiting Cyprus l'd start worrying. whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2008, 12:02:32 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2008, 09:51:25 AM
French secret service having a look at some aging baldy saying he would have Bruni & she would enjoy it.

If you see any French 'tourists' visiting Cyprus l'd start worrying. whistle:
scared2:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2008, 12:04:09 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2008, 12:02:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2008, 09:51:25 AM
French secret service having a look at some aging baldy saying he would have Bruni & she would enjoy it.

If you see any French 'tourists' visiting Cyprus l'd start worrying. whistle:
scared2:

He may look like this:

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Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2008, 12:07:26 PM: Is that a balding BM in the picture too?
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2008, 12:08:14 PM: whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2008, 12:12:22 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Hot or not?-Carla Bruni
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2008, 10:17:27 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 02, 2008, 12:07:26 PM
Is that a balding BM in the picture too?

Must be an old picture then, has BM got a history of propositioning the Frbnch presidential spouse? whistle: