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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 04:59:30 AM
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We are off to the DIY store this morning to buy paint and stuff... LL has decreed that we will refurbish the whole house over the winter while we are hibernating downstairs like... noooo:
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Oh no. Get a man in
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rubschin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hNkUyQaXwE
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That reminds me of the time I decided to redecorate my flat whilst pissed. It was three in the morning. It was an unwise move on many fronts redface:
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point: to all of you!
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point: to all of you!
OK smartypants, so how do you decorate?
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I spect she gets a man in
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I thought that was just a rumour.
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OMO at the ready!
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I rent, if it needs decorating the agency sends someone round.
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As we thought, she gets a man in.
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I rent, if it needs decorating the agency sends someone round.
So it's not a rumour.
Home delivery, whatever next.
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We're back from the shops.... €500 in paint 'n stuff alone... noooo:
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Set her to werk!!
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Plus she has a new desk which I have to build...
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point:
Put it together inside out,like.
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point:
Put it together inside out,like.
And who will feel the pain of that for the rest of their lives do you think...? ::)
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Fair point, but you could take on a "management role" in this refurb. Get yourself a clipboard and devise some incentives for LL to get cracking, like.
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Fair point, but you could take on a "management role" in this refurb. Get yourself a clipboard and devise some incentives for LL to get cracking, like.
She has a bad back... like... noooo:
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The exercise will be good for her
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The exercise will be good for her
noooo:
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She could go and see Janine, like eyes:
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Fair point, but you could take on a "management role" in this refurb. Get yourself a clipboard and devise some incentives for LL to get cracking, like.
Nick, you are forgetting who wears the trousers in the Baldymort household... whistle:
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It is one of those impossible to build things...
Pictograms 1-7 have you knocking in dowels and those turney-screw things...
Turn over the page to pictogram 8 and it is all finished! cussing:
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Get a man in?
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I've done it... cloud9:
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I've done it... cloud9:
You've got a man in? whistle:
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I've done it... cloud9:
You've got a man in? whistle:
No! cussing:
I've assembled it all by myself like... whistle:
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I've done it... cloud9:
You've got a man in? whistle:
No! cussing:
I've assembled it all by myself like... whistle:
It'll collapse 10 minutes after LL finishes loading it with all her tat. noooo:
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I've done it... cloud9:
You've got a man in? whistle:
No! cussing:
I've assembled it all by myself like... whistle:
And you even have all those left over bits to use for other things.... point:
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I've done it... cloud9:
You've got a man in? whistle:
No! cussing:
I've assembled it all by myself like... whistle:
And you even have all those left over bits to use for other things.... point:
There are a few leftover bits... rubschin:
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This is rather like building your own prison cell... or gallows... scared2:
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There are a few leftover bits...
Throw them away, I always do
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There are a few leftover bits...
Throw them away, I always do
Yes, nothing important in there I'm sure... redface:
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CRASH
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There are a few leftover bits...
Throw them away, I always do
Yes, nothing important in there I'm sure... redface:
lie on the desk to test it before LL starts loading it with her tat. It will be far less painful if it collapses.
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I've sat on it... it'll be fine... scared2:
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It is going to collapse I just know it is.
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It is going to collapse I just know it is.
Trust me... it'll be fine... just fine like... whistle:
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Fair point, but you could take on a "management role" in this refurb. Get yourself a clipboard and devise some incentives for LL to get cracking, like.
She has a bad back... like... noooo:
Is this the same LL who was pole dancing a short while ago like rubschin:
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He is assembling her new pole as well, like
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Fair point, but you could take on a "management role" in this refurb. Get yourself a clipboard and devise some incentives for LL to get cracking, like.
She has a bad back... like... noooo:
Is this the same LL who was pole dancing a short while ago like rubschin:
Yes... Banghead
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Fair point, but you could take on a "management role" in this refurb. Get yourself a clipboard and devise some incentives for LL to get cracking, like.
She has a bad back... like... noooo:
Is this the same LL who was pole dancing a short while ago like rubschin:
BM put that pole up as well. I think I can see the beginning of a thread here. BM is actually Nick's long lost dodgy cypriot cousin. whistle:
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No, I have hair
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"Virtually Splatter Free" paint my arse! cussing:
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If you paint the ceiling your armpits will be full of paint
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I bought a PaintPod for the ceiling... that'll be worse prolly... noooo:
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Get a man in
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Get a man in
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It won't make your willy fall off. He will get the job done like.You can go and rescue goats or tickle LL or somesuch
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It won't make your willy fall off. He will get the job done like.You can go and rescue goats or tickle LL or somesuch
I've got a PaintPod now and gallons of paint... I'm doing it all myself. Period like...
And I'm removing the shower from the en suite - how difficult could that be? scared2:
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FLOOD WARNING
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FLOOD WARNING
rubschin:
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Have a mop ready,like
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Have a mop ready,like
What could go wrong...
I'm simply removing a big, glass shower cubicle which is connected up to the hot and cold water... and um, the mains electricity... redface:
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I'll be fine... I have loadsa painting to do before then anyway... with my PaintPod like... whistle:
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paint my arse! cussing:
rubschin:
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paint my arse! cussing:
rubschin:
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Slag Tags... a little sideline with my PaintPod perhaps...? rubschin:
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Tramp stamps.
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I recognise Wenchy's bottom there. Smaller than I recall though
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Tramp stamps.
Yes, that's what I said... ::)
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
Define "doesn't work"?
If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.
Did you keep the instructions?
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
Define "doesn't work"?
If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.
Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things! cussing:
It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there... noooo:
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
Define "doesn't work"?
If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.
Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things! cussing:
It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there... noooo:
Thin the paint down then, obvious.
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
Define "doesn't work"?
If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.
Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things! cussing:
It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there... noooo:
Thin the paint down then, obvious.
Or paint with water...? rubschin:
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
Define "doesn't work"?
If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.
Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things! cussing:
It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there... noooo:
Thin the paint down then, obvious.
Or paint with water...? rubschin:
That would also work, yes. ::)
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Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh???? cussing:
Define "doesn't work"?
If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.
Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things! cussing:
It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there... noooo:
Thin the paint down then, obvious.
Or paint with water...? rubschin:
That would also work, yes. ::)
...and add a tiny bit of paint to see when it stops werking like...? rubschin:
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Just spoken to the nice man at Dulux... he says it is buggered! Banghead
Back to Limassol tomorrow for a replacement unit then..... cussing:
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With hindsight, assembling/testing the thing on LL's new desk was not a stroke of genius... noooo:
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With hindsight, assembling/testing the thing on LL's new desk was not a stroke of genius... noooo:
doh:
Something about pearls and swine springs to mind.
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With hindsight, assembling/testing the thing on LL's new desk was not a stroke of genius... noooo:
doh:
Something about pearls and swine springs to mind.
yes... and paint... doh:
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Been back to Limassol this morning and they refused to change the unit or give me my money back! cussing:
Bastard Dulux man and bastard Superhome Centre! Angry9:
I have to go back again tomorrow to get the 'repaired' unit... noooo:
Meanwhile, if a tin of Weathershield exterior paint says "THIS PRODUCT IS FOR EXTERIOR USE ONLY" do that mean you can't even use a ickle lickle bit inside...? rubschin:
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Stupid question BM but are we going to hear that when you went back to the shop the staff are going to be laughing themselves stupid over the bald berk who couldnt insert the paint pod properly? whistle:
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If a tin of Weathershield exterior paint says "THIS PRODUCT IS FOR EXTERIOR USE ONLY" do that mean you can't even use a ickle lickle bit inside...?
No, but it probably does mean it is too thick to go through a PaintPod. whistle:
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If a tin of Weathershield exterior paint says "THIS PRODUCT IS FOR EXTERIOR USE ONLY" do that mean you can't even use a ickle lickle bit inside...?
No, but it probably does mean it is too thick to go through a PaintPod. whistle:
A bit like the operator perchance? whistle:
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If a tin of Weathershield exterior paint says "THIS PRODUCT IS FOR EXTERIOR USE ONLY" do that mean you can't even use a ickle lickle bit inside...?
No, but it probably does mean it is too thick to go through a PaintPod. whistle:
A bit like the operator perchance? whistle:
eeek:
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If a tin of Weathershield exterior paint says "THIS PRODUCT IS FOR EXTERIOR USE ONLY" do that mean you can't even use a ickle lickle bit inside...?
No, but it probably does mean it is too thick to go through a PaintPod. whistle:
A bit like the operator perchance? whistle:
I'm sure if he keeps finding reasons not to get the job done LL will prove that he can fit through a Paint Pod
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The only thing going through the PaintPod will be my boot at this rate... Banghead
I was planning on hand painting the Weathershield BTW
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I'm sure if he keeps finding reasons not to get the job done LL will prove that he can fit through a Paint Pod
When LL realises that the reason it hasnt been done is that BM has been on here dribbling over Carla Bruni and Sarah Palin she certainly will Snoop point:
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I'm sure if he keeps finding reasons not to get the job done LL will prove that he can fit through a Paint Pod
When LL realises that the reason it hasnt been done is that BM has been on here dribbling over Carla Bruni and Sarah Palin she certainly will Snoop point:
eeek:
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I was planning on hand painting the Weathershield BTW
char048
Decided after the PaintPod clogged up perchance?
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I was planning on hand painting the Weathershield BTW
char048
Decided after the PaintPod clogged up perchance?
Nooo... decided after the paintpod is going to spend half its life in the shop and they don't do matt black for it... noooo:
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Whats poor Mr Black done to irritate you so badly that you have broken the paint pob trying to force him through it? whistle:
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doh:
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Careful hitting your head like that BM, you'll get finger marks in that ikkle ikkle bit of weathershield you used indoors. whistle:
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Whats poor Mr Black done to irritate you so badly that you have broken the paint pob trying to force him through it? whistle:
I knew a Matt Blake. . .
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Whats poor Mr Black done to irritate you so badly that you have broken the paint pob trying to force him through it? whistle:
I knew a Matt Blake. . .
Could it be the same fella?
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noooo:
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Shame ~ I could have said "Small world isn't it" if he had been. whistle:
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It seems a much bigger world when you have to paint a big chunk of it... sad24:
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Get a man in ~ you know it makes sense.
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Get a man in ~ you know it makes sense.
Never! cussing:
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Get a man in ~ you know it makes sense.
Never! cussing:
My office window is falling apart. The frame is knackered (to use a technical term) it leaks and the wind howls through it. I COULD replace it myself but a man will be doing it next week. Cost of window remains the same whether I fit it or not. Builders etc are all laid off and are wandering round looking for cash jobs whilst they claim the dole. For a "decent drink" a man will fit the window for me and make a more professional job of it than I would.
It makes sense I tells ya!
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Snoopy is right whistle:
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Well there aren't builders wandering around here offering to do it "for a drink"...
I'm painting the whole house I tells ya... by myself and then I'll have the drink - see? cloud9:
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Well there aren't builders wandering around here offering to do it "for a drink"...
I'm painting the whole house I tells ya... by myself and then I'll have the drink - see? cloud9:
Good God Man! You live in the land of the back-hander. Pay a peon to do the work and you can drink ALL day. ::)
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whistle:
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Well there aren't builders wandering around here offering to do it "for a drink"...
I'm painting the whole house I tells ya... by myself and then I'll have the drink - see? cloud9:
Good God Man! You live in the land of the back-hander. Pay a peon to do the work and you can drink ALL day. ::)
I see a tiny weeny flaw in your plan tho Snoopy... namely LL... noooo:
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Send her out shopping!
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Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself.... noooo:
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Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself.... noooo:
rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.
Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her? whistle:
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Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself.... noooo:
rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.
Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her? whistle:
What, and let her loose in the UK shops...? noooo:
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Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself.... noooo:
rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.
Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her? whistle:
What, and let her loose in the UK shops...? noooo:
Shouldn't Miss Piggy be doing something like making LL a Grandmother or something? That would get her away and keep her occupied for weeks if not months.
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Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself.... noooo:
rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.
Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her? whistle:
What, and let her loose in the UK shops...? noooo:
Shouldn't Miss Piggy be doing something like making LL a Grandmother or something? That would get her away and keep her occupied for weeks if not months.
Miss Piggy is in New Zealand...
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And Mr Piggy?
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The same...
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So there is hope then? whistle:
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So there is hope then? whistle:
I couldn't possibly comment... whistle:
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So there is hope then? whistle:
I couldn't possibly comment... whistle:
Well ~ if they are both in the same country it helps somewhat with the .... er........ conjugals like
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So there is hope then? whistle:
I couldn't possibly comment... whistle:
Well ~ if they are both in the same country it helps somewhat with the .... er........ conjugals like
It is the honeymoon... whistle:
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Still?
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Is Miss Piggy expecting? eeek:
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If they have been at it for this long she bloody well should be. ;D
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How did we get here from a wonky Paint Pod?
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Is Miss Piggy expecting? eeek:
Wenchy is jealous.
I predict a bonk
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How did we get here from a wonky Paint Pod?
From one blocked tube to another I 'spect whistle:
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Male infertility. LL so wanted to be a grandmother sad24:
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Is Miss Piggy expecting? eeek:
Wenchy is jealous.
I predict a bonk
We should give her a Paint Pod then
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Is Miss Piggy expecting? eeek:
No... cloud9:
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Still?
Delayed... they've only been gone a week...
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More of a holiday then.
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More of a holiday then.
Well... ye-es... you could say that... yes... redface:
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Still it provides the opportunity to ..... well ..... er ...... have some conjugals eyes:
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Still it provides the opportunity to ..... well ..... er ...... have some conjugals eyes:
I shall mention it to LL... eyes:
Oh I see... redface:
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Still it provides the opportunity to ..... well ..... er ...... have some conjugals eyes:
I shall mention it to LL... eyes:
Oh I see... redface:
Indeed ~ no conjugals for you my lad ~ at least until the painting is finished.
LL doesn't grant her favours to the labourers you know.
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Anyhoo...
The old Weathershield doesn't seem to have had any ill effects... noooo:
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Anyhoo...
The old Weathershield doesn't seem to have had any ill effects... noooo:
On what?
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Anyhoo...
The old Weathershield doesn't seem to have had any ill effects... noooo:
On what?
My health... noooo:
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Shouldn't do ~ as long as you wear the mask and change the filter regular like. whistle:
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Shouldn't do ~ as long as you wear the mask and change the filter regular like. whistle:
Mask and filter you say...? rubschin:
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Shouldn't do ~ as long as you wear the mask and change the filter regular like. whistle:
Mask and filter you say...? rubschin:
It's all to do with particle size ~ some that you breath in will pass through unhindered but some will lodge in the lungs (Blue asbestos being a prime example. Grey asbestos is a different particle size and thus no danger) Same with some additives in Weathershield paint. I think that some products of that type do recommend a mask and filter to cover mouth and nose.
Pauses whilst some Jackass comes up with a picture of a Lone Ranger mask or a WWII Respirator.
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Shouldn't do ~ as long as you wear the mask and change the filter regular like. whistle:
Mask and filter you say...? rubschin:
It's all to do with particle size ~ some that you breath in will pass through unhindered but some will lodge in the lungs (Blue asbestos being a prime example. Grey asbestos is a different particle size and thus no danger) Same with some additives in Weathershield paint. I think that some products of that type do recommend a mask and filter to cover mouth and nose.
Pauses whilst some Jackass comes up with a picture of a Lone Ranger mask or a WWII Respirator.
redface:
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Shouldn't do ~ as long as you wear the mask and change the filter regular like. whistle:
Mask and filter you say...? rubschin:
It's all to do with particle size ~ some that you breath in will pass through unhindered but some will lodge in the lungs (Blue asbestos being a prime example. Grey asbestos is a different particle size and thus no danger) Same with some additives in Weathershield paint. I think that some products of that type do recommend a mask and filter to cover mouth and nose.
Pauses whilst some Jackass comes up with a picture of a Lone Ranger mask or a WWII Respirator.
Not a matter for levity when an expectant Grandfather is involved. noooo:
He should get a man in.
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
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I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
Matt black?
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
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I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
Matt black?
doh:
No Darwin... noooo:
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
Disguised as what...?
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
Disguised as what...?
A giant turnip? eeek:
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
Disguised as what...?
A giant turnip? eeek:
cloud9:
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
Disguised as what...?
A giant turnip? eeek:
cloud9:
I could be wrong Darwin but didnt they call Graham Taylor the same thing back in the day. whistle:
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
Disguised as what...?
A giant turnip? eeek:
cloud9:
I could be wrong Darwin but didnt they call Graham Taylor the same thing back in the day. whistle:
You may well be right.
He wouldn't paint a projector screen black though. . .
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I'm just off to Limassol to get my PaintPod like.... cloud9:
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You'll get it back with a note saying "Next time read the instructions" BM point:
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I'm fed up with painting already... I've only managed the screen in the cinema... noooo:
You are DPD in disguise
Disguised as what...?
A giant turnip? eeek:
cloud9:
I could be wrong Darwin but didnt they call Graham Taylor the same thing back in the day. whistle:
You may well be right.
He wouldn't paint a projector screen black though. . .
He may if he was having problems with the light reflecting off his head and spoiling the film... rubschin:
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I'm back... and now to test it... scared2:
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It werks! cloud9:
I shall go and paint something like... whistle:
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It's brilliant! You can tosh paint up at an amazing rate! cloud9:
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So why aren't you?
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It is still fucked! Angry9:
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"Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"...
The voice of Dulux.... Banghead
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It is still fucked! Angry9:
OK, what have you done to it this time? point:
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Get a man in.
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"Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"...
The voice of Dulux.... Banghead
point:
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He's gubbed it noooo:
LL will be most displeased noooo: scared2:
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It is still fucked! Angry9:
OK, what have you done to it this time? point:
It is a big pile o' shite and nobody should ever, ever buy one! Banghead
Originally it wouldn't pump paint but would clean itself... now they have 'repaired' it, it paints okay but won't clean itself... now it is full of paint like... noooo:
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The lady at Dulux says.... "gubbed" Banghead
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Plan B?
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Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.
Simple really. whistle:
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Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.
Simple really. whistle:
But you can't do that... Banghead
It 'knows' when there is no paint in it... noooo:
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Plan B?
Return to shop for fourth time...
Insert PaintPod into unfortunate Dulux representative... eveilgrin:
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We await a report eveilgrin:
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We await a report eveilgrin:
Probably a loud one.
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Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.
Simple really. whistle:
But you can't do that... Banghead
It 'knows' when there is no paint in it... noooo:
No paint or no liquid?
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Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.
Simple really. whistle:
But you can't do that... Banghead
It 'knows' when there is no paint in it... noooo:
No paint or no liquid?
Well the paint comes in a special... um paint container... so the only way to replace it with water is to empty out five litres of paint somewhere, wash out the paint container then fill it with water.... It is going to be much simpler to return the whole thing to the store.
I may take LL with me... scared2:
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There's a Dulux paint factory just up the road from me. I think they make over 37,000 litres of white paint a day (or is it per week). Shall I go and ask for a free sample for you? eyes:
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Fetches popcorn
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I may take LL with me... scared2:
To keep the peace or to hold Stavros' arms while you insert the device?
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There's a Dulux paint factory just up the road from me. I think they make over 37,000 litres of white paint a day (or is it per week). Shall I go and ask for a free sample for you? eyes:
Oh yes please... and a spare PaintPod? eveilgrin:
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I may take LL with me... scared2:
To keep the peace or to hold Stavros' arms while you insert the device?
She will be my 'Plan B'... eveilgrin:
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AND??????????
Wot 'appened?
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You could have painted the bloody lot with a brush by now. Or paid a man to do it with the amount you've spent on petrol travelling back and forth.
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You could have painted the bloody lot with a brush by now. Or paid a man to do it with the amount you've spent on petrol travelling back and forth.
I am aware of that! cussing:
But I didn't bloody know it was going to be a nightmare when I bought it a week ago did I??? noooo:
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they wouldn't give me my bastard money back thass why!
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Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.
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Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.
yes... redface:
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Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.
yes... redface:
'slike asking for directions isn't it ..... they always want to, we KNOW where we are.
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Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.
yes... redface:
'slike asking for directions isn't it ..... they always want to, we KNOW where we are.
Precisely...
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Paintpod support centre (http://www.dulux.co.uk/products/paintpod/support/index.jsp)
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Paintpod support centre (http://www.dulux.co.uk/products/paintpod/support/index.jsp)
My first port of call... the Interweb like... useless... noooo:
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they wouldn't give me my bastard money back thass why!
You never mentioned that!
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they wouldn't give me my bastard money back thass why!
You never mentioned that!
Oh he did ~ pages ago ::)
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It looks like a really good system though. rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dulux.co.uk%2Fweb%2Fimages%2Fimg%2Fimg_ppsupport_top.jpg&hash=f42d183378a4ce0df8f6b1d2093f245039aac68f)
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they wouldn't give me my bastard money back thass why!
You never mentioned that!
I bloody did! Banghead
You just fail to read half the bloody ol' rubbish written on here... noooo:
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It looks like a really good system though. rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dulux.co.uk%2Fweb%2Fimages%2Fimg%2Fimg_ppsupport_top.jpg&hash=f42d183378a4ce0df8f6b1d2093f245039aac68f)
Don't buy one... noooo:
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they wouldn't give me my bastard money back thass why!
You never mentioned that!
I bloody did! Banghead
You just fail to read half the bloody ol' rubbish written on here... noooo:
I've been busy re-evaluating my view of the world. noooo:
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It looks like a really good system though. rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dulux.co.uk%2Fweb%2Fimages%2Fimg%2Fimg_ppsupport_top.jpg&hash=f42d183378a4ce0df8f6b1d2093f245039aac68f)
Don't buy one... noooo:
I'm tempted.
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No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they wouldn't give me my bastard money back thass why!
You never mentioned that!
I bloody did! Banghead
You just fail to read half the bloody ol' rubbish written on here... noooo:
I've been busy re-evaluating my view of the world. noooo:
Have you been to Specsavers then...?
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It looks like a really good system though. rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dulux.co.uk%2Fweb%2Fimages%2Fimg%2Fimg_ppsupport_top.jpg&hash=f42d183378a4ce0df8f6b1d2093f245039aac68f)
Don't buy one... noooo:
I'm tempted.
I could sell you one... cheap like... whistle:
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No just had my rose tinted spectacles wrenched from my eyes.
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No just had my rose tinted spectacles wrenched from my eyes.
Ah... you should join the Libertarian party then... you get a little badge, a keyring, a car sticker and other tat stuff...
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No just had my rose tinted spectacles wrenched from my eyes.
Ah... you should join the Libertarian party then... you get a little badge, a keyring, a car sticker and other tat stuff...
How much? Also do you really think they have a chance?
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Of course they bloody don't! We are getting more and more like America every day with the only real choice being one of the big two and a fucking useless bunch they are too.
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That's what I thought but it takes a lot to part BM from his cash so I figured I'd ask him anyway.
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That's what I thought but it takes a lot to part BM from his cash so I figured I'd ask him anyway.
I dont know, he forked out a small fortune for my patent hair tonic without realising I'd just been tapping his home brew stash.. whistle:
Politically there isnt any viable alternative to the big 2 unless people suddenly have a rush of blood to the head.
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Back in history the big parties were the Liberals and the Tories. Labour came from nowhere.
The Liberals were the biggest thing around when Lloyd George was leader then suddenly they all but vanished. Upsets do happen and parties can rise through the mess to make a difference ~ tho' to be fair they seem to end up the same as the rest before very long.
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Of course they bloody don't! We are getting more and more like America every day with the only real choice being one of the big two and a fucking useless bunch they are too.
happy100
Don't let it get you down my dear.
Discovering that the world is a real pile of poo run by uncontrollable idiots and there is nothing you can do about it is a significant milestone in life, like a sort of second puberty.
Welcome to the club.
You will soon be unable to remember where you put anything, your joints will crack loudly when you get up and your hair will rapidly turn grey.
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Of course they bloody don't! We are getting more and more like America every day with the only real choice being one of the big two and a fucking useless bunch they are too.
Well... I figure this...
Call me Dave is the same as gorgon... same ol', same ol'... We don't want same ol'... noooo:
And I'd never have believed that 'merica would vote in a black man (although he isn't really 'black' is he?)
So I though 'why not... do something for your country... and I got a keyring too! cloud9:
BTW... my membership number is 349... redface:
Fuck it - give it a try! razz:
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Frankly (and seriously) I am following the DS route ~ seen all this before but expect this to be the last time for me. Hopefully somebody may learn something from it all but I doubt it. I confidently expect my sons to be saying much the same in 50 or so years.
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When Government control over every aspect of our lives is complete, when all dissent is outlawed, when it is too late to fight back, what will you say to those who ask ‘What did you do to stop it? Anything? Even one small thing?’
Assuming, of course, it is still legal to ask that question by then.
Source (http://leg-iron.livejournal.com/)
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I have a brand new PaintPod... whistle:
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::)
What's the betting this one doesn't work either?
::)
And
what did LL have to do in order to get you one? eeek:
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::)
What's the betting this one doesn't work either?
::)
And
what did LL have to do in order to get you one? eeek:
We went to a different branch of the store where we are better known... So just ran through the story again... sad eyes, etc. and they called Dulux who apparently agreed that we should have a new one...
The young English guy that mixes paint in the store said "I'd laugh if this one didn't work either..."
I said "You fucking won't mate" cussing:
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Oh he will, as shall we all! point:
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Oh he will, as shall we all! point:
He'll have problems laughing with a PaintPod stuck up his cheeky English arse...
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I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).
The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.
Sums up my life at the moment.
Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. surrender:
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I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).
The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.
Sums up my life at the moment.
Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. surrender:
You'll be needing a PaintPod for that lot I should imagine...? whistle:
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The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him.
Put a bit of catnip on the little buggers collar, that should distract him enough to stop doing ANYTHING else.
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I've unpacked the aforementioned new PaintPod and plugged it in...
I can't bring myself to test it in case it doesn't werk like... surrender:
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Get on with man! I want to know if it's worth buying one myself.
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I'd lay money that it won't! point:
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Get on with man! I want to know if it's worth buying one myself.
Okay... here goes... keep your heads down like... scared2:
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scared:
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1) Paint container shaken and inserted into machine.... scared2:
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point:
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2) Paint containter removed from machine and inserted the correct way around.... whistle:
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2) Hold on tho... now the lid won't close! cussing:
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point:
3) Return to shop to buy correct container for pod.
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It just needed encouraging... whistle:
3) Dip tube inserted into paint and locked into place...
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4) Clean paint off carpet/cat/sofa from inadvertent paint dip tube flick
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All connected up and 'Paint' button selected (nice blue LED on)...
4) Ready to press paint button on roller and see if it pumps... scared2:
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5)
4)
3)
2)
1)pump explodes and splashes paint everywhere. BM claims it is a modern paint style to LL.
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It doesn't work! Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
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Is it just me or do you think it would take far less time if he wasn't running up and down from the dungeon to comment on the the process? rubschin:
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It doesn't work! Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
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happy100
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Bastard thing!
Same fault as the original one - won't pump paint! Banghead
Uncle, you'd be insane to purchase a pile of shite like this! noooo:
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Maybe it needs someone more technically minded to get it to work. Have you considered asking LL to give it a go? whistle:
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Bastard thing!
Same fault as the original one - won't pump paint! Banghead
Uncle, you'd be insane to purchase a pile of shite like this! noooo:
Don't be daft ~ I'll buy one that works.
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Bastard thing!
Same fault as the original one - won't pump paint! Banghead
Uncle, you'd be insane to purchase a pile of shite like this! noooo:
Please tell me you are going to give up now.
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Bastard thing!
Same fault as the original one - won't pump paint! Banghead
Uncle, you'd be insane to purchase a pile of shite like this! noooo:
Don't be daft ~ I'll buy one that works.
Do they make any that work...? rubschin:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F4147MGJFAKL._SL500_AA280_.jpg&hash=def6b62c784c2b933fed2163c9646f383476d9f0) whistle:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F4147MGJFAKL._SL500_AA280_.jpg&hash=def6b62c784c2b933fed2163c9646f383476d9f0) whistle:
Don't be daft hound... you're not helping... noooo:
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Perhaps the Baldy protesteth too much. I bet Nick could get it to work. point:
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Bastard thing!
Same fault as the original one - won't pump paint! Banghead
Uncle, you'd be insane to purchase a pile of shite like this! noooo:
Don't be daft ~ I'll buy one that works.
Do they make any that work...? rubschin:
Not sure rubschin:
http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=139577 (http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=139577)
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http://www.jmldirect.com/Paint-Sprayer-Pro-PP4467/
whistle:
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Bastard thing!
Same fault as the original one - won't pump paint! Banghead
Uncle, you'd be insane to purchase a pile of shite like this! noooo:
Don't be daft ~ I'll buy one that works.
Do they make any that work...? rubschin:
Not sure rubschin:
http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=139577 (http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=139577)
Worse still - I paid €99 for mine... noooo:
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Did you not do research before hand on consumer websites? Or were you just dazzled?
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Did you not do research before hand on consumer websites? Or were you just dazzled?
I had a quick look but only found one report of a problem with them... noooo:
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Gadgets and flashing lights have the same effect on BM as tat does on you wenchy. There isnt any checking he just has to have it. point:
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Now... do I take it straight back to the shop or take it to bits and try and fix it...? rubschin:
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Take it straight back and buy a roller you pillock. This is clearly a sign that it is not going to happen for you.
What does LL have to say about all this anyway?
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Take it straight back and buy a roller you pillock. This is clearly a sign that it is not going to happen for you.
What does LL have to say about all this anyway?
LL hasn't said much 'cept "when will the decorating be finished?" noooo:
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If you got a man in I bet he'd come with a roller and brushes. If the professionals won't use these things then you can bet that they are fecking useless. No-one wants to have to work harder.
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In which case deffo buy a roller or it will be the worse for you in the long run. Get the vast majority of the decorating done and then play with the broken toy. If you tinker with it now it will just lead to the you never getting round to anything she asks of you conversation.
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Perhaps just one more PaintPod before I give in...? rubschin:
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Perhaps just one more PaintPod before I give in...? rubschin:
It will be your nuts in jar no one elses if you do.
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Perhaps just one more PaintPod before I give in...? rubschin:
It will be your nuts in jar no one elses if you do.
It looks so nice tho... rubschin:
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The jar containg your nuts? eeek:
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drumroll:
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rubschin: Could be a conversation point if she places the jar on the mantlepiece before the next dinner party.
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The jar containg your nuts? eeek:
Well they say little things please little minds.. whistle:
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LL is going to call Dulux... scared2:
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scared2:
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You know you are doing something wrong don't you?
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You know you are doing something wrong don't you?
Well... that would seem an obvious answer but I've read the bloody (English) manual and everything...
I thought for a while that I might have a duff pot of paint but the temporary werking of the machine the other day rules that out...
I'm buggered if I can see what I might be doing wrong... Shrugs:
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Has she called yet?
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Has she called yet?
Yes...
They told us to shake and stir the paint in case it was a dodgy paint like... noooo:
They are calling back in ten... I've shaken the bloody stuff 'til I'm dizzy...
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You know you are doing something wrong don't you?
Well... that would seem an obvious answer but I've read the bloody (English) manual and everything...
I thought for a while that I might have a duff pot of paint but the temporary werking of the machine the other day rules that out...
I'm buggered if I can see what I might be doing wrong... Shrugs:
Just to check the obvious IT question but you did plug it in didnt you? whistle:
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You know you are doing something wrong don't you?
Well... that would seem an obvious answer but I've read the bloody (English) manual and everything...
I thought for a while that I might have a duff pot of paint but the temporary werking of the machine the other day rules that out...
I'm buggered if I can see what I might be doing wrong... Shrugs:
Just to check the obvious IT question but you did plug it in didnt you? whistle:
Ah... that could be the problem - us not having 'lectrik here in Cyprus... ::)
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Tell the goat to run faster that might help.
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Tell the goat to run faster that might help.
"LL! Wenchy says run faster" whistle:
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Just preparing you for the call from the Dulux helpline. Alternatively it does sound like the pump isnt strong enough to force the paint through the pipe. Have you thought about trying to manually pump the paint through first and seeing what that does, after all having read this thread so far you seem one hell of a sucker... whistle:
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I DID NOT CALL LL A GOAT!
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Could it be something to do with the heat having changed the viscosity of the paint?
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NO IT COULDN'T! Angry9:
If your remember, PaintPod #2 pumped the paint perfectly but couldn't pump water... ::)
PaintPod #1 and PaintPod #3 can't pump the paint but can pump water...
It's perfectly simple if you pay attention...
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This saga has gone on for so long that I can't possibly be expected to remember all the details.
<stalks off nose in air>
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The heat may cause the paint to seperate if it has been left standing for long enough but as BM has apparently been shaking and stirring it that shouldn't be a problem.
Have you tried putting the pump higher then the roller?
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This saga has gone on for so long that I can't possibly be expected to remember all the details.
<stalks off nose in air>
No doubt the smell of paint is getting to you...
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The heat may cause the paint to seperate if it has been left standing for long enough but as BM has apparently been shaking and stirring it that shouldn't be a problem.
Have you tried putting the pump higher then the roller?
Yes of course I have you buffoon! Angry9:
The pump can't get it out of the pot let alone up the pipe... Putting it on a high shelf (like the last Dulux girl suggested) makes no difference at all... noooo:
Fuck me... 19 pages of decorating thread and I haven't started... um, decorating yet... sad24:
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There's no need to bite my head off just because you were dazzled by the flashing lights and bought a duff gadget BM. I made the suggestion to test if my theory about the paint pump not being powerful enough was accurate.
sad24:
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There's no need to bite my head off just because you were dazzled by the flashing lights and bought a duff gadget BM. I made the suggestion to test if my theory about the paint pump not being powerful enough was accurate.
sad24:
It wasn't... whistle:
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There's no need to bite my head off just because you were dazzled by the flashing lights and bought a duff gadget BM. I made the suggestion to test if my theory about the paint pump not being powerful enough was accurate.
sad24:
He is going on the attack which is something all blokes do when they know they are in the wrong. whistle:
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There's no need to bite my head off just because you were dazzled by the flashing lights and bought a duff gadget BM. I made the suggestion to test if my theory about the paint pump not being powerful enough was accurate.
sad24:
He is going on the attack which is something all blokes do when they know they are in the wrong. whistle:
I'm not wrong!!! Angry9:
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You are. Because if you had stuck to a roller and tray like LL told you to in the beginning you would have been finished by now. Instead you've purchased a sub-par tool and spent a fortune on petrol and wasted your time on tinkering with it. And you know it. Which is why you are cross. point:
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You are. Because if you had stuck to a roller and tray like LL told you to in the beginning you would have been finished by now. Instead you've purchased a sub-par tool and spent a fortune on petrol and wasted your time on tinkering with it. And you know it. Which is why you are cross. point:
If I'd stuck to a roller and try I'd be fucked by now and covered in paint and only about 5% of the house would be done... Banghead
Mind you, I am fucked now aren't I...? rubschin:
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Or not as the case may be! eyes:
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Or not as the case may be! eyes:
Not... most definitely... no... noooo:
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My dad was a professional painter & decorator. Old School. High standards.
I worked for him as an apprentice for 3 months until he sacked me for being a useless twat.
I still feel ashamed whenever I use a 2 quid B&Q roller (and 5 brushes for a quid) to do a room.
Still, I wouldn't stoop as low as an IcantPaintPod thingy.
He would say : 'Don't be a twat, it will never work' He's been dead a few years but he is evidently still right. happy088
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BM's paint pod won't suck up or spray
Nor paint in any old way
He's gubbed up the job
When for only five bob
He could have done it with a roller and tray
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BM's paint pod won't suck up or spray
Nor paint in any old way
He's gubbed up the job
When for only five bob
He could have done it with a roller and tray
And got his end away.
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BM's paint pod won't suck up or spray
Nor paint in any old way
He's gubbed up the job
When for only five bob
He could have done it with a roller and tray
lol:
If I may ...
A Barman who lived in the Med
Never listened to what others said.
Painting's quite simple...
Even after a skinful,
But not with a PaintPod that's dead!
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sad24:
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BM's paint pod won't suck up or spray
Nor paint in any old way
He's gubbed up the job
When for only five bob
He could have done it with a roller and tray
lol:
If I may ...
A Barman who lived in the Med
Never listened to what others said.
Painting's quite simple...
Even after a skinful,
But not with a PaintPod that's dead!
Thats made up for BaldyMuppet biting my head off earlier. happy001 happy001
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evil:
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Is this decorating finished yet?
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I don't think he has even started. scared2:
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Had a few 'phone calls today from the Export people at Dulux - PaintPod problem still to be resolved... noooo:
Meanwhile, am about to start hand-painting the cinema - but that was the original plan anyway as they don't do Midnight Blue for the PaintPod.
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I look like a smurf now... noooo:
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Had a few 'phone calls today from the Export people at Dulux - PaintPod problem still to be resolved... noooo:
Meanwhile, am about to start hand-painting the cinema -
eeek:
Some of us have to make do with an old bed sheet sellotaped on the wall of the dining room to watch soundless 8mm 3 minute movies. ::)
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Had a few 'phone calls today from the Export people at Dulux - PaintPod problem still to be resolved... noooo:
Meanwhile, am about to start hand-painting the cinema -
eeek:
Some of us have to make do with an old bed sheet sellotaped on the wall of the dining room to watch soundless 8mm 3 minute movies. ::)
whistle:
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Had a few 'phone calls today from the Export people at Dulux - PaintPod problem still to be resolved... noooo:
Meanwhile, am about to start hand-painting the cinema -
eeek:
Some of us have to make do with an old bed sheet sellotaped on the wall of the dining room to watch soundless 8mm 3 minute movies. ::)
By 'eck lad ~ we 'ad nowt but t'box of t'broken crayons and t'scraps o paper from t'chip shop ~ but they were 'appy days.
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I look like a smurf now... noooo:
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Let me guess, Picassmurf point:
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And he wonders why LL refuses to help
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Hello - BM is currently in the shower because he is covered in blue paint - I hope he's managed to get some to stick to the walls at least................. This is why I semi supported the purchase of the PP because he really is a mucky devil (as we all know) so I thought it may be safer and cleaner for all - how wrong!!
Calls to the Export centre today (by LL not BM I must say) have resulted in us being instructed to take it back to the Limassol store tomorrow where they will be doing demonstrations of the units (going to love to see that) and will test and provide us with a working unit...........
We'll let you know how it goes on but if when we get there BM's unit works then he may be singing soprano for a while eyes:
Love to you all
Sorry not been around for so long but have been unwell :-(
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Lovely to see you pet. Hope you are feeling better now.
My money is on the Paint Pod working when someone who knows how gets their hands on it. whistle:
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Thank you for the sensible update LL. ;)
I trust you're feeling better now.
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Lovely to see you pet. Hope you are feeling better now.
My money is on the Paint Pod working when someone who knows how gets their hands on it. whistle:
You're the pet! evil:
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Lovely to see you pet. Hope you are feeling better now.
My money is on the Paint Pod working when someone who knows how gets their hands on it. whistle:
You're the pet! evil:
Doesn't feel like it. Haven't had an LL tummy tickle in months cry:
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Thank you my friends - drinks all round on LL razz:
Think the new tabs are working, so fingers crossed that its onwards and upwards health wise from now on - I have felt just too awful to join in the bar recently so apologies to all.
Ref the PPP (pesky paint pod) we assured I will be going back (AGAIN) to the limassol DIY store with BM and will report IMMEDIATELY if the non functioning is due to lack of brain cells on BM's part happy001
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Lovely to see you pet. Hope you are feeling better now.
My money is on the Paint Pod working when someone who knows how gets their hands on it. whistle:
You're the pet! evil:
Doesn't feel like it. Haven't had an LL tummy tickle in months cry:
Nor me... noooo:
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I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).
The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.
Sums up my life at the moment.
Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. surrender:
gona get paint tmw, an then you got a week to get it sorted.
piss up never happened because one was ill an others dropped out, am i annoyed or what! as i took off afternoon arrghhhh!
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I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).
The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.
Sums up my life at the moment.
Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. surrender:
gona get paint tmw, an then you got a week to get it sorted.
piss up never happened because one was ill an others dropped out, am i annoyed or what! as i took off afternoon arrghhhh!
Why did you take the afternoon off? Surely TG can be trusted to get pissed without help.
Just being nosey like
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Hello - BM is currently in the shower because he is covered in blue paint - I hope he's managed to get some to stick to the walls at least................. This is why I semi supported the purchase of the PP because he really is a mucky devil (as we all know) so I thought it may be safer and cleaner for all - how wrong!!
Calls to the Export centre today (by LL not BM I must say) have resulted in us being instructed to take it back to the Limassol store tomorrow where they will be doing demonstrations of the units (going to love to see that) and will test and provide us with a working unit...........
We'll let you know how it goes on but if when we get there BM's unit works then he may be singing soprano for a while eyes:
Love to you all
Sorry not been around for so long but have been unwell :-(
LL cloud9:
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It is here!
PaintPod #4 cloud9:
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But does it werk, like?
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But does it werk, like?
We-elll.....
We took back PaintPod #3 and they unpacked it and convinced themselves that it didn't werk.
Then, they got PaintPod #4 out of stock and painted with it. Then they cleaned it and re-packed it...
So unless they did a clever switcharooo, we have a werking PaintPod... whistle:
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Well go and use it then, then report back evil:
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Well go and use it then, then report back evil:
I'm scared... scared2:
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I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).
The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.
Sums up my life at the moment.
Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. surrender:
gona get paint tmw, an then you got a week to get it sorted.
piss up never happened because one was ill an others dropped out, am i annoyed or what! as i took off afternoon arrghhhh!
Why did you take the afternoon off? Surely TG can be trusted to get pissed without help.
Just being nosey like
because i was invited, and nice to be able to get ready, without having to run home at 530 an rush...but sooo pissed off not gona bother again, people dont care a bit... Banghead
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Is BM podding then?
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Is BM podding then?
No... it's still in its box... watching me like... scared2:
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To pod or not to pod, that is the question.
Whether 'tis knobbier in the mind to suffer
The smites and insults of outrageous posters
Or to take arms against a wall of concrete
And by painting it, end them? To paint, to rest,
To paint no more. And by paint we say we end
The heartache and the thousand electric shocks
The flesh has hair to ....
;)
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To pod or not to pod, that is the question.
Whether 'tis knobbier in the mind to suffer
The smites and insults of outrageous posters
Or to take arms against a wall of concrete
And by painting it, end them? To paint, to rest,
To paint no more. And by paint we say we end
The heartache and the thousand electric shocks
The flesh has hair to ....
;)
happ096 happ096
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noooo:
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To pod or not to pod, that is the question.
Whether 'tis knobbier in the mind to suffer
The smites and insults of outrageous posters
Or to take arms against a wall of concrete
And by painting it, end them? To paint, to rest,
To paint no more. And by paint we say we end
The heartache and the thousand electric shocks
The flesh has hair to ....
;)
Oh I say ~ Well done.
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So has he finished yet?
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So has he finished yet?
noooo:
At the risk of willy waving... I'm still hand-painting the cinema...
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Masking Tape: Was a more useless product ever invented by man? Banghead
See Also: Cheap polythene dust sheets... noooo:
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Do you have any equipment that actually werks?
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Masking Tape: Was a more useless product ever invented by man? Banghead
Many, including your shite 'paint machine' it seems.
I'd be well stuffed without it.
Bored today, so i think I'll go and finish painting me container in a cold wet and windy field.
Doin' it dark green base coat, and then the brown camoflage random stripy bits. cloud9:
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You use it to restrain the "family" I assume whistle:
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You use it to restrain the "family" I assume whistle:
Gaffa tape for that. evil:
I'm in the doghouse big time which is also actually in 'Coventry', so I'm goin' out.
Swamp 2 and then Delamere Forest, followed by another trip up 'me 'ill'.
I may sit outside your 'ouse for me tea again later too.
Bring us a cuppa if you see me, as I'm not paying 70p for a bottle of water again. noooo:
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I shall watch out for you!
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Do you have any equipment that actually werks?
noooo:
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whistle:
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whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
It's bloody finished anyway! whistle:
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THE WHOLE HOUSE? eeek: INSIDE AND OUT? eeek:
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THE WHOLE HOUSE? eeek: INSIDE AND OUT? eeek:
doh:
No... just the cinema... cloud9:
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Well get on with the rest then, lazybones.Then get yer pod round here and do our staircase
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Well get on with the rest then, lazybones.Then get yer pod round here and do our staircase
I'll start on the 'morrow...
The rest of the house that is... not your stairs... noooo:
I have to move beds and things around first tho...
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So when ARE you starting on our staircase then, eh?
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So when ARE you starting on our staircase then, eh?
Um... I'll be in the UK between December 15th and December 29th...? Shrugs:
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Excellent, we are abroad for the first week, so you can get it done while we are out of the country.We will leave some stuff in the freezer.
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Excellent, we are abroad for the first week, so you can get it done while we are out of the country.We will leave some stuff in the freezer.
Corned Beef hash no doubt... noooo:
We should discuss remuneration.... whistle:
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And colours... I've got a load of Midnight Blue going cheap...
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Good grief. I have no intention of paying you. It's my commission on the pub bingo.
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Good grief. I have no intention of paying you. It's my commission on the pub bingo.
Well, the players aren't exactly queuing up for the bingo so I think I'll pass on the 'opportunity' to paint your stairs for nowt... noooo:
Thanks anyway eh...? whistle:
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I could let you watch my QUantum of SOlace DVD.IN fact you could have it for free!
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I could let you watch my QUantum of SOlace DVD.IN fact you could have it for free!
What, to stand the paint pot on...? point:
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No.I will also throw in my "Learn Chinese in a Day" book. Jolly good, and worth over £10
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No.I will also throw in my "Learn Chinese in a Day" book. Jolly good, and worth over £10
You drive a hard bargain... But I must decline... noooo:
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You could lock LL in my cellar
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You could lock LL in my cellar
Why...? rubschin:
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I then supply you with the numbers of the local MILFs. Even Sylvia and Donna eyes:
LL will be powerless, I tell you (evil laugh)
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I just mentioned your offer to LL, she said: -
Fuck right off...
whistle:
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You know you want to
Pod werking like cloud9:
LL locked up eveilgrin:
MILFs eyes:
Four pubs in the village 8)
Apple pies spider:
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You know you want to
Pod werking like cloud9:
LL locked up eveilgrin:
MILFs eyes:
Four pubs in the village 8)
Apple pies spider:
Cake shops with train sets...? point:
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Ofcourse. You would need a purple turtle to get there though. It's in AINSDALE
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Ofcourse. You would need a purple turtle to get there though. It's in AINSDALE
I'm not sure the purple turtle would make it... not with the PaintPod and thirty gallons of midnight blue in the back anyway... noooo:
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We need cream paint.
So you are on for the job then?
Excellent
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We need cream paint.
So you are on for the job then?
Excellent
When you say 'cream' are you thinking a kind of dark blue cream like...? rubschin:
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We supply paint
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We supply paint
That'll cost extra... if you supply the paint like... it's a union thing... noooo:
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I throw in some OMO
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I throw in some OMO
Why would I need OMO...? rubschin:
You promised me MILFs... eyes:
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The most unsual things can happen whilst decorating:...............
.......whilst painting me container in the lonesome depths of a wild muddy wet cold and windy Swamp 2 this morn., I was approached by a very pleasant Pakistanee gun carrying geezer shooting pigeons for his Sunday roast...apparently...who offered me large tins of green brown and black paint, a load of chains and some hackles, all for free!
I collect from his garage this week! eeek:
Tell you, if it had been some random English bloke wandering around, he'd have shackled me, nicked my paint and used the double barrel shotgun to blow me apart for his Sunday roast. ::)
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Prolly wants you to keep you fresh for the midweek curry whistle:
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Excellent, we are abroad for the first week, so you can get it done while we are out of the country.We will leave some stuff in the freezer.
Corned Beef hash no doubt... noooo:
We should discuss remuneration.... whistle:
Dont forget danger money, after all Nick Towers has been absorbing Nick-o-rays for years, it would make the Bemuda Triangle seem normal scared:
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I throw in some OMO
Why would I need OMO...? rubschin:
You promised me MILFs... eyes:
You turn the packet UPSIDE DOWN you dolt ::)
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I throw in some OMO
Why would I need OMO...? rubschin:
You promised me MILFs... eyes:
You turn the packet UPSIDE DOWN you dolt ::)
Won't all the powder fall out on the floor...? rubschin:
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You use it to wash your kecks first ::)
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I have painted my living room this morning. Emulsion only, no glossing required.
Very Nice too.
Equipment used :
Wilko's roller and tray, 2 quid, 1 off, yak it away when done.
One paint brush, also Wilko's. 2 quid for 120 off. Also yak away.
5 litre pot of Wilko's emuslsion, 1 off.
ICantPaintPod : 0 off.
Man got in : 0 off.
Job done. Time for a pint. happy088
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Makes far more sense. Although even though the pod is working now BM doesn't seem to have done much with it!
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He is useless with a tool noooo:
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I'm afraid to touch it in case it breaks like.... noooo:
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He is useless with a tool noooo:
Most men are.
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He is useless with a tool noooo:
Most men are.
Most... eyes:
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YOU
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evil:
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He is useless with a tool noooo:
Most men are.
Tried many have you? whistle:
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A lady doesn't say. redface:
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A lady doesn't say. redface:
You could tell us tho! point:
redface:
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A lady doesn't say. redface:
Quite right ~ deeply sorry for suggesting you should.
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<stalks off nose in air>
<Tosses Snoops a bonio because he is still her friend>
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Wags tail furiously ~ gets clout for knocking over a cup that was on the coffee table.
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[rolls up newspaper]
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[rolls up newspaper]
How old is Snoops? rubschin:
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[rolls up newspaper]
How old is Snoops? rubschin:
In dog years? ;)
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[rolls up newspaper]
How old is Snoops? rubschin:
In dog years? ;)
Good question. I can see why you are our referee. rubschin:
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However you count them my mother would say "old enough to know better"
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However you count them my mother would say "old enough to know better"
Yes, but is he on my card, dog or people years? rubschin:
A battering with BM's rolled up Daily Mail is not healthy.
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I wouldn't call it a battering, more a gentle reminder.
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I wouldn't call it a battering, more a gentle reminder.
Indeed... eveilgrin:
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However you count them my mother would say "old enough to know better"
Yes, but is he on my card, dog or people years? rubschin:
A battering with BM's rolled up Daily Mail is not healthy.
Ah! but is he a 'celebrity'?
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Knees eveilgrin:
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427 in dog years whistle:
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I have painted my living room this morning. Emulsion only, no glossing required.
Very Nice too.
Equipment used :
Wilko's roller and tray, 2 quid, 1 off, yak it away when done.
One paint brush, also Wilko's. 2 quid for 120 off. Also yak away.
5 litre pot of Wilko's emuslsion, 1 off.
ICantPaintPod : 0 off.
Man got in : 0 off.
Job done. Time for a pint. happy088
very nice job he done too....so 1 painted room only cost us under £30! gota order new carpet an await new suite now... cloud9:
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427 in dog years whistle:
Dog years doesnt mean the year you were born Snoop... whistle:
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evil: Bloody cheeky whippersnapper.
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whistle:
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I have painted my living room this morning. Emulsion only, no glossing required.
Very Nice too.
Equipment used :
Wilko's roller and tray, 2 quid, 1 off, yak it away when done.
One paint brush, also Wilko's. 2 quid for 120 off. Also yak away.
5 litre pot of Wilko's emuslsion, 1 off.
ICantPaintPod : 0 off.
Man got in : 0 off.
Job done. Time for a pint. happy088
very nice job he done too....so 1 painted room only cost us under £30! gota order new carpet an await new suite now... cloud9:
Carpet and suite all covered in paint then eh? point:
Should've got a PaintPod... whistle:
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evil: Bloody cheeky whippersnapper.
I may be a young'un but at least I know better than to get into a car with Nick point:
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PaintPodding starts tomorrow... whistle:
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Paintio today then?
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I'm just 'edging' at this very moment... whistle:
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Edging away from starting the task I suspect. whistle:
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I'm just 'edging' at this very moment... whistle:
For christs sake! Haven't you bastard finished this yet? eeek:
The time you're taking it'll be time to do it again soon! noooo:
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I've finished edging of the smallest room (no, not the bog) and am about to start podding! cloud9:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Nuffink! cloud9:
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Fetches popcorn
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Fetches popcorn
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Podcast Update:
First room ceiling finished! It is excellent... whistle:
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Will this never end?
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Will this never end?
Yes....
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I have painted my living room this morning. Emulsion only, no glossing required.
Very Nice too.
Equipment used :
Wilko's roller and tray, 2 quid, 1 off, yak it away when done.
One paint brush, also Wilko's. 2 quid for 120 off. Also yak away.
5 litre pot of Wilko's emuslsion, 1 off.
ICantPaintPod : 0 off.
Man got in : 0 off.
Job done. Time for a pint. happy088
very nice job he done too....so 1 painted room only cost us under £30! gota order new carpet an await new suite now... cloud9:
Carpet and suite all covered in paint then eh? point:
Should've got a PaintPod... whistle:
no ITS PAINTED.... old suite an old carpet fine no spills, not that i care cos getting new ones...only took Tg 4 hrs an not the mad cost of you four broken paintpods...
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Will this never end?
Yes....
You started this thread at the end of october. It has taken you 15 days to paint a ceiling Banghead
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Will this never end?
Yes....
You started this thread at the end of october. It has taken you 15 days to paint a ceiling Banghead
And the whole of the cinema... whistle:
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Seating capacity?
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Seating capacity?
Um... six... redface:
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That's a cupboard not a "cinema" noooo:
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So, is the paintpod worth buying?
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15 days to paint a ceiling noooo:, Uncle. Do I really have to answer your question
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That's a cupboard not a "cinema" noooo:
It is too a cinema... cussing:
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So, is the paintpod worth buying?
Apart from the obvious issues I'd say yes...
Minor complaints: -
1) Roller head thingy heavier than a normal roller
2) Power plug easily pulled out by paint pipe
3) It has a carrying handle... however, when raised you can't open the storage place for the roller
One the plus side: -
1) Less time running up and down ladders to load the roller
2) Very consistent painting - you can control just how much paint on the roller
3) No splashing
4) Paint has very good coverage
5) Cleaning a doddle
I think I'm going to like it...
It would be goog if they had an edging brush that also pumped paint or a smaller roller but that'll probably be in the MK II version...
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Thanks BM ~ I might have a closer look at the weekend.
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Thanks BM ~ I might have a closer look at the weekend. . .
. . at the postcards in the Post Office for: "Retired decorator £10/hour. Cash only"
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That's a cupboard not a "cinema" noooo:
It is too a cinema... cussing:
It is an intimate viewing experience room.
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Podcast Update:
Painted the walls and ceiling in the en suite...
PaintPod now cleaning itself... cloud9:
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That's a cupboard not a "cinema" noooo:
It is too a cinema... cussing:
It is an intimate viewing experience room.
It is 7m x 4m with a 3m wide screen and 1,500W of surround sound... cloud9:
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And who apart from you uses it?
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That's a cupboard not a "cinema" noooo:
It is too a cinema... cussing:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Chromedome Castle proudly announces the grand opening of the recently refurbushed minima. To mark this event this weekend will be the munchkin matinee. whistle:
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And who apart from you uses it?
We have friends round for movie nights like...
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Do you take it in turns to watch the film then? point:
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Do you take it in turns to watch the film then? point:
::)
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Do you take it in turns to watch the film then? point:
happy001 happy001 happy001
point:
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evil:
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How's the painting proceeding?
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How's the painting proceeding?
More to the point .......................
"Can you see what it is yet?"
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The painting is proceeding according to plan... cloud9:
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But can you see what it is yet?
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The painting is proceeding according to plan... cloud9:
Unfortunately the plan was originally written by Dali... whistle:
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The painting is proceeding according to plan... cloud9:
Unfortunately the plan was originally written by Dali... whistle:
No wonder it is taking so long:
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The painting is proceeding according to plan... cloud9:
Unfortunately the plan was originally written by Dali... whistle:
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Finished for the evening - Beer o'clock...
PaintPod cleaning itself ready for teomorrow... cloud9:
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Podcast Update:
LL: (shouts from distant room) "You're not going to paint around my curtains without covering them up are you?"
Barman: redface: "no dear"
whistle:
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You don't take the curtains down? eeek:
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You don't take the curtains down? eeek:
noooo:
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I've heard it all now. doh:
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LL will kill you if you sees so much as an imagined spot of paint on those curtains. noooo:
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Mrs S#2 leaves nothing in a room to be decorated except me, a pot of paint, a roller and tray. She throws the occasional cup of tea through the door until I've finished.
These days, however, I get a man in. She still strips the room bare but I have to take the tea to him.
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The curtains are paint free... whistle:
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The curtains are paint free... whistle:
According to you but LL has higher standards. I may email her. eveilgrin:
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The curtains are paint free... whistle:
According to you but LL has higher standards. I may email her. eveilgrin:
eeek:
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He's gubbed the curtains point:
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She will smell white spirit a mile away. whistle:
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The curtains are not gubbed... noooo:
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She will smell white spirit a mile away. whistle:
That shouldnt be a problem, LL will just think that BM is relaxing with a glass of home brew having had a hard day painting... whistle:
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She will smell white spirit a mile away. whistle:
That shouldnt be a problem, LL will just think that BM is relaxing with a glass of home brew having had a hard day painting... whistle:
True, hadn't thought of that.
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GUBBED
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GUBBED
Ey? confused:
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GUBBED
Ey? confused:
Ignore him Growler... whacky115
Don't you want a Celebrity Death BingoTM Card...? whistle:
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I think we need an update on how the painting saga is going.
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The painting is going on the ceilings, on the walls and mostly on the Barman.
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Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...
I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail... noooo:
In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...
Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:
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Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...
I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail... noooo:
In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...
Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:
Further and better particulars are required ~ How did LL break the old one?
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Rail dancing?
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Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...
I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail... noooo:
In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...
Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:
Further and better particulars are required ~ How did LL break the old one?
Shrugs: I didn't like to ask... noooo:
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Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...
I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail... noooo:
In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...
Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:
Further and better particulars are required ~ How did LL break the old one?
Shrugs: I didn't like to ask... noooo:
Prolly the best decision this month whistle:
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Will this never end...? noooo:
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Forth Road Bridge comes to mind
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Even the dog has paint on him now... noooo:
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scared2:
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I'm actually finding the painting quite theraputic and relaxing...
I've got my music on loud and it is a rare chance to spend a long time listening to some old Cds...
LL: What the fuck is that you've got on?
Barman: Robert Zimmerman
LL: Oh, it sounded like Bob Dylan
Barman: [snigger]
LL: It is shite anyway
happy001
Actually, I've never really 'got' Dylan but I've been listening to a two-disc "Best Of" release and quite enjoyed it... put it on for a second time this morning which prompted the above conversation... whistle:
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When she reads this that wet dishcloth flicked at your ear is going to sting. whistle:
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When she reads this that wet dishcloth flicked at your ear is going to sting. whistle:
She's just gone out... whistle:
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Prolly gone shopping for the items on her revenge checklist.... point:
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Prolly gone shopping for the items on her revenge checklist.... point:
Wot ~ like nipple clamps and penis rings and stuff?
Do they make penis rings that small?
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Prolly gone shopping for the items on her revenge checklist.... point:
Wot ~ like nipple clamps and penis rings and stuff?
Do they make penis rings that small?
eeek:
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Evidently they do
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I finished the master bedroom today... cloud9:
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The Master's bedroom surely
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Only the other eleventy billion square feet to go then. ::)
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The Master's bedroom surely
Yes, sorry... whistle:
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Only the other eleventy billion square feet to go then. ::)
Not quite eleventy billion left and I haven't fallen off a ladder for days... cloud9:
Too Skilos for a walk earlier, met up with Pete the Greek who said "still painting then Barman?" It was all over my face... redface:
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point:
It won't be finished before Christmas then!
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Shoulda gorra man in ~ innit?
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point:
It won't be finished before Christmas then!
Noooo.... noooo:
But now I've done: -
3 bedrooms
3 bathrooms
1 cinema
1 lounge/diner
1 wall on the landing (because of spilt wine like)
That only leaves: -
1 bedroom
1 bathroom
1 guest bog
1 landing/stairwell scared2:
1 Entrance hall
1 Kitchen
1 Utility room
1 stairwell to basement
1 basement office
sad24:
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Shoulda gorra man in ~ innit?
Noooo... I'm quite enjoying it... redface:
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Selling up in the New Year are you?
It all seems a bit Phil & Kirsty colour scheme to me.
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We are off to the DIY store this morning to buy paint and stuff... LL has decreed that we will refurbish the whole house over the winter while we are hibernating downstairs like... noooo:
29th of October this started. noooo:
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Selling up in the New Year are you?
It all seems a bit Phil & Kirsty colour scheme to me.
Make me an offer big boy! whistle:
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We are off to the DIY store this morning to buy paint and stuff... LL has decreed that we will refurbish the whole house over the winter while we are hibernating downstairs like... noooo:
29th of October this started. noooo:
I know... but I didn't do anything for about six weeks because of PaintPod problems... noooo:
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That's not the point really is it!
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That's not the point really is it!
And I was off sick with damaged shins [shudder] for a week... noooo:
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All your own fault!
Get a man in to do it while you are away!
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Selling up in the New Year are you?
It all seems a bit Phil & Kirsty colour scheme to me.
Make me an offer big boy! whistle:
If I had a hope of selling this place I just might but as things stand you stay put and I'll come and live there for a month or two next year.
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All your own fault!
Get a man in to do it while you are away!
Never! evil:
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Selling up in the New Year are you?
It all seems a bit Phil & Kirsty colour scheme to me.
Make me an offer big boy! whistle:
If I had a hope of selling this place I just might but as things stand you stay put and I'll come and live there for a month or two next year.
Deal! cloud9:
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Get a man in to do it while you are away!
I did that 3 times in the last 18 months. It worked perfickly whistle: cloud9:
Mind you, that was before le crunch evil:
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I've just bought the biggest plank of wood you've ever seen in you life like... whistle:
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Splint?
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I've just bought the biggest plank of wood you've ever seen in you life like... whistle:
So many opportunities ~ so little time.
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Off you go then... I have wood to saw up like.... whistle:
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I've just bought the biggest plank of wood you've ever seen in you life like... whistle:
May we possibly ask WHY? ::)
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I've just bought the biggest plank of wood you've ever seen in you life like... whistle:
May we possibly ask WHY? ::)
I was hoping you wood! drumroll:
redface:
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LL needs some new foundation garments?
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LL needs some new foundation garments?
noooo:
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I've just bought the biggest plank of wood you've ever seen in you life like... whistle:
May we possibly ask WHY? ::)
I was hoping you wood! drumroll:
redface:
Yes? Well? We're all waiting with baited breath. ::)
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No we aren't
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No we aren't
Growler is! cussing:
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I am agog eeek:
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I am agog eeek:
I'm Barman... nice to meet you... drumroll:
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I am agog eeek:
I'm Barman... nice to meet you... drumroll:
I was also on your side. evil:
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I am agog eeek:
I'm Barman... nice to meet you... drumroll:
I was also on your side. evil:
redface:
Okay... I'll fess up...
I've painted all the upstairs and am now onto the stairwell...
Problem is it is a million feet high and semi-circular.
I experimented last week with wedging ladders at various angles but I still couldn't reach all of the top to paint the ceiling...
So, I'm building a wooden platform that will allow me to scale the heights and do all the work like... cloud9:
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Without falling
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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What could possibly go wrong like...? Shrugs:
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Seriously ~ could you not have hired a scaffold tower? They come in various sizes and can cope with variant levels~ working on roofs like I'm surprised you don't have one anyway.
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Seriously ~ could you not have hired a scaffold tower? They come in various sizes and can cope with variant levels~ working on roofs like I'm surprised you don't have one anyway.
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Do you actually have a seperate 'puter for every possible image for every single topic on the planet Snoops? confused:
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Seriously ~ could you not have hired a scaffold tower? They come in various sizes and can cope with variant levels~ working on roofs like I'm surprised you don't have one anyway.
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Nope... noooo:
Explored that one...
a) They don't have Hire Shops here
b) They don't use the stuff
c) The nature of the stairwell makes it unusable
I did find an ex-pat that has a tower but the deign of the stairs makes it impossible to fit it in...
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I am agog eeek:
I'm Barman... nice to meet you... drumroll:
I was also on your side. evil:
redface:
Okay... I'll fess up...
I've painted all the upstairs and am now onto the stairwell...
Problem is it is a million feet high and semi-circular.
I experimented last week with wedging ladders at various angles but I still couldn't reach all of the top to paint the ceiling...
So, I'm building a wooden platform that will allow me to scale the heights and do all the work like... cloud9:
OK. rubschin:
We wait in GREATEST of anticipations for regular updates in this pending disaster. eatdrink013
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It won't be a disaster... it won't... noooo:
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It won't be a disaster... it won't... noooo:
Yea, whatever.
Righ'on brother. lol:
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LL should put on her nurse's uniform
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LL should put on her nurse's uniform
LL is out shopping with Tinks... whistle:
You don't think I'd be drilling huge great 'oles in her walls if she was here do you...? noooo:
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LL should put on her nurse's uniform
LL is out shopping with Tinks... whistle:
You don't think I'd be drilling huge great 'oles in her walls if she was here do you...? noooo:
Yea, why not? ::)
You also, a man or mouse? Banghead
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LL should put on her nurse's uniform
LL is out shopping with Tinks... whistle:
You don't think I'd be drilling huge great 'oles in her walls if she was here do you...? noooo:
Yea, why not? ::)
You also, a man or mouse? Banghead
surrender:
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Seriously ~ could you not have hired a scaffold tower? They come in various sizes and can cope with variant levels~ working on roofs like I'm surprised you don't have one anyway.
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Do you actually have a seperate 'puter for every possible image for every single topic on the planet Snoops? confused:
No ~ I used Google.
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Always amuses me how quickly you come up with all these random images.
WHY in our dear Lords name would someone want to post a piccy on google piccies of a man in a boiler suit up some scaffolding? confused:
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Perverts noooo:
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Perverts noooo:
Weirdos. ::)
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Cake? eveilgrin:
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Cake eating weirdos? rubschin:
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Anyhooo.... ::)
All the brackets are up and the first wooden support fits perfick like.... cloud9:
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Always amuses me how quickly you come up with all these random images.
WHY in our dear Lords name would someone want to post a piccy on google piccies of a man in a boiler suit up some scaffolding? confused:
Because I took the picture from the web site of a company that makes scaffolding towers. ::)
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Anyhooo.... ::)
All the brackets are up and the first wooden support fits perfick like.... cloud9:
I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
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Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
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I am agog eeek:
I'm Barman... nice to meet you... drumroll:
Who is Magog?
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I am offering 3:1 on here
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Seems likely
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Seems likely
Free hair transplant with every neck brace?
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
Gerra man in evil:
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
Gerra man in evil:
Too late... the platform is nearly finished... whistle:
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
Gerra man in evil:
Too late... the platform is nearly finished... whistle:
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
Gerra man in evil:
Too late... the platform is nearly finished... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I could've made that with the six b' three... eveilgrin:
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
Gerra man in evil:
Too late... the platform is nearly finished... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I could've made that with the six b' three... eveilgrin:
rubschin: Now I thought it was four be twos
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I know you love all this making a mountain out of a mole hill but wouldn't an extending handled roller have done the job. FFS I thought this was a self build house ~ surely you factored these matters in when you designed/bought it?
Doesn't the paintpod come with extensions?
The problem being that the walls and ceiling are a different colour.... And I can barely get a stright line betwixt the two with a brush, let alone a brush or roller on the end of a long pole like... noooo:
Gerra man in evil:
Too late... the platform is nearly finished... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I could've made that with the six b' three... eveilgrin:
rubschin: Now I thought it was four be twos
I'd planned to use four be twos but when I got to the DIY shop I though six be threes would be, well safer like.... whistle:
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Death beckons noooo:
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Death beckons noooo:
I do feel a bit of a 'story' coming on....again. ::)
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Death beckons noooo:
I do feel a bit of a 'story' coming on....again. ::)
No one forces you to read my exciting escapades.... ::)
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Death beckons noooo:
I do feel a bit of a 'story' coming on....again. ::)
No one forces you to read my exciting escapades.... ::)
Correct, but a mystical power beckons me to read about them.
rubschin: Morbid curiosity I think it's called.
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Commonly called nosiness - an often thought of wimmin trait lol:
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I have wood... whistle:
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I have wood... whistle:
And .................? ::)
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I have wood... whistle:
Yes. You told us that yesterday. Banghead
You going/gone senile? ::)
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
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Couldn't you just use some ropes?
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Couldn't you just use some ropes?
Ropes.... and a bosun's chair like eh? rubschin:
No. noooo:
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Couldn't you just use some ropes?
No, it vanished too quickly for that. Still ~ we thank you for that little insight into the Nick marriage eyes:
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Couldn't you just use some ropes?
No, it vanished too quickly for that. Still ~ we thank you for that little insight into the Nick marriage eyes:
lol: lol: lol:
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
MORE wood?
You buildin' a new 'ouse then like? ::)
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
MORE wood?
You buildin' a new 'ouse then like? ::)
This could turn out to be a very heavy platform ~ and once you have painted the ceiling and tops of the walls you are going to take it down and what? Store it ready for the next redecoration?
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
MORE wood?
You buildin' a new 'ouse then like? ::)
This could turn out to be a very heavy platform ~ and once you have painted the ceiling and tops of the walls you are going to take it down and what? Store it ready for the next redecoration?
He could build a new extension with the amount he's got now by the sounds of it. ::)
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
MORE wood?
You buildin' a new 'ouse then like? ::)
This could turn out to be a very heavy platform ~ and once you have painted the ceiling and tops of the walls you are going to take it down and what? Store it ready for the next redecoration?
He could build a new extension with the amount he's got now by the sounds of it. ::)
By the time he's done LL will have a large bonfire with him as the "Guy" on top.
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
MORE wood?
You buildin' a new 'ouse then like? ::)
This could turn out to be a very heavy platform ~ and once you have painted the ceiling and tops of the walls you are going to take it down and what? Store it ready for the next redecoration?
Yes... whistle:
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I have two new business ventures in mind...
Platforms Я Us
Firewood Я Us
Investors are welcome - you could be in at the start of something BIG! happy088
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I have two new business ventures in mind...
Platforms Я Us
Firewood Я Us
Investors are welcome - you could be in at the start of something BIG! happy088
Not forgetting Splints Я Us
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I have two new business ventures in mind...
Platforms Я Us
Firewood Я Us
Investors are welcome - you could be in at the start of something BIG! happy088
Not forgetting Splints Я Us
Splinters! evil:
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I have two new business ventures in mind...
Platforms Я Us
Firewood Я Us
Investors are welcome - you could be in at the start of something BIG! happy088
Not forgetting Splints Я Us
Splinters! evil:
Do you not have a branch of "Tweezers 4 U" handy?
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I have two new business ventures in mind...
Platforms Я Us
Firewood Я Us
Investors are welcome - you could be in at the start of something BIG! happy088
Not forgetting Splints Я Us
Splinters! evil:
Do you not have a branch of "Tweezers 4 U" handy?
lol:
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I've finished the platform... all the bits fitted perfectly like.... whistle:
cloud9:
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I've finished the platform... all the bits fitted perfectly like.... whistle:
In the fireplace?
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I have wood... whistle:
TBH BM ~ so did I when I woke up but it didn't last long. whistle:
That'll be the cold prolly... ;D
No, I have more wood... for my platform like.... whistle:
MORE wood?
You buildin' a new 'ouse then like? ::)
This could turn out to be a very heavy platform ~ and once you have painted the ceiling and tops of the walls you are going to take it down and what? Store it ready for the next redecoration?
He could build a new extension with the amount he's got now by the sounds of it. ::)
As long as BM holds the instructions the right way up this time and avoids the little mistake he made during his last DIY project...
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I've finished the platform... all the bits fitted perfectly like.... whistle:
In the fireplace?
Later... Tinks has a wood burner... whistle:
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I've finished the platform... all the bits fitted perfectly like.... whistle:
In the fireplace?
Later... Tinks has a wood burner... whistle:
So I have I but I suppose she gets the timber because she's a gerl evil:
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I've finished the platform... all the bits fitted perfectly like.... whistle:
In the fireplace?
Later... Tinks has a wood burner... whistle:
So I have I but I suppose she gets the timber because she's a gerl evil:
"gets the timber" rubschin:
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6 minutes from innuendo to response ~ you're slowing down DS lol:
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I've finished the platform... all the bits fitted perfectly like.... whistle:
In the fireplace?
Later... Tinks has a wood burner... whistle:
So I have I but I suppose she gets the timber because she's a gerl evil:
"gets the timber" rubschin:
[snigger]
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6 minutes from innuendo to response ~ you're slowing down DS lol:
redface: It's the cold weather
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I've painted the ceiling in the stairwell and landing like... whistle:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
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Well go and save some goats then
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
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noooo:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
[groan emoticon] noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
[groan emoticon] noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I dunno 'bout in Cyprus but here rewards only get given on completion of the task ~ not half way through.
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
[groan emoticon] noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I dunno 'bout in Cyprus but here rewards only get given on completion of the task ~ not half way through.
If then... noooo:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
[groan emoticon] noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I dunno 'bout in Cyprus but here rewards only get given on completion of the task ~ not half way through.
If then... noooo:
Chocolates and flowers may help but frankly liquor is quicker whistle:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
[groan emoticon] noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I dunno 'bout in Cyprus but here rewards only get given on completion of the task ~ not half way through.
If then... noooo:
Chocolates and flowers may help but frankly liquor is quicker whistle:
Lick her??? eeek:
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Well get on with the rest then! evil:
LL has given me the rest of the day off... whistle:
Quite right, if you worked hard on the decorating this morning then when it comes to the afternoon you can have it off.
Fat chance... noooo:
All together:
"Because she has the painters in"
[groan emoticon] noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I dunno 'bout in Cyprus but here rewards only get given on completion of the task ~ not half way through.
If then... noooo:
Chocolates and flowers may help but frankly liquor is quicker whistle:
Lick her??? eeek:
And your problem is?
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eyes:
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Well ~ I'm glad we've sorted that out. whistle:
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Well ~ I'm glad we've sorted that out. whistle:
whistle:
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I guess it's all finished
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I doubt it!
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No, not finished but I'm today putting all the bits back together, curtains up, pictures up, etc. so that the entire upstairs and stairwell will be finished by the end of the day (apart from the bloody shower of course Banghead )...
Yes, a great sense of pride and achievement seeing as you ask... whistle:
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It's taking an awfully long time noooo:
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It's taking an awfully long time noooo:
I'm making an awfully good job of it... cloud9:
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I'm making an awful job of it...
happy088
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I take it thats a tactic so you won't be asked to do it again. Good luck with that noooo:
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I'm making an awful job of it...
happy088
evil:
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I take it thats a tactic so you won't be asked to do it again. Good luck with that noooo:
Nick is jealous and twisting my words Miss D... I make an excellent job of everything I do.... whistle:
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Self recommendation is no recommendation at all BM lol:
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Self recommendation is no recommendation at all BM lol:
Oh... redface:
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I take it thats a tactic so you won't be asked to do it again. Good luck with that noooo:
Nick is jealous and twisting my words Miss D... I make an excellent job of everything I do.... whistle:
Especially falling off roofs point:
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I take it thats a tactic so you won't be asked to do it again. Good luck with that noooo:
Nick is jealous and twisting my words Miss D... I make an excellent job of everything I do.... whistle:
Especially falling off roofs point:
Well, yes, I am rather masterful... whistle:
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I take it thats a tactic so you won't be asked to do it again. Good luck with that noooo:
Nick is jealous and twisting my words Miss D... I make an excellent job of everything I do.... whistle:
Especially falling off roofs point:
Well, yes, I am rather masterful... whistle:
Shins?
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I take it thats a tactic so you won't be asked to do it again. Good luck with that noooo:
Nick is jealous and twisting my words Miss D... I make an excellent job of everything I do.... whistle:
Especially falling off roofs point:
Well, yes, I am rather masterful... whistle:
Shins?
[shudder]
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I did hear somewhere that the uglier the shins the better the golfer. eeek:
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I did hear somewhere that the uglier the shins the better the golfer. eeek:
That's the sort of thing my late Mother used to come out with ~ I still have no idea what she meant half the time but no matter what the occasion or occurrence she had a saying to cover it.
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I did hear somewhere that the uglier the shins the better the golfer. eeek:
I should be a great golfer then... sick2:
Mind you, I don't look at them that often... noooo:
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I did hear somewhere that the uglier the shins the better the golfer. eeek:
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I see they have adjusted DS's medication
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I see they have adjusted DS's medication
lol: lol: lol:
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Does he have a lot of moments like that?
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Doesn't everyone over the age of 40?
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Doesn't everyone over the age of 40?
It'll come to you quicker than you think. evil:
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Different for wimmen though, they tend to buy cardigans and pearl necklaces and hang around in charity shops
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Doesn't everyone over the age of 40?
sad32:
eeek:
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Doesn't everyone over the age of 40?
sad32:
eeek:
Women are of course immune, we always make perfect sense and have no such moments! happy100
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cloud9:
of course lol:
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You two been drinking?
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Don't we all have to or we die eeek:
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Where am I?
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Where am I?
My decorating thread Darwin... not that you'd know it... noooo:
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Where am I?
My decorating thread Darwin... not that you'd know it... noooo:
It's very nice in here.
Did you choose the colours?
Pity about that table and the hole in the floor.
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We'd given up on your decorating - just like LL happy001
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We have been shopping for showers - again... Banghead
I think a decision has been reached... expect an 'All New operation Shower' thread shortly... whistle:
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So it's inthe pipeline then whistle:
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BM gets his own way over the choice of shower.
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So it's inthe pipeline then whistle:
Yes, you smutty-minded little pervert... ::)
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What are you on about? angel1
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What are you on about? angel1
::)
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Do you have to wear 3d glasses to get in it and what kind of plumbers will be installing it ;)
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
From what directory rubschin:
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
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attempting is the operative word noooo:
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rubschin: It's not the difficult ~ the plumbing is still in place from where he took the old one out.
FFS I fitted ours.
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Bound to be a leak though. All that paintwork will get messed up noooo:
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
Is BM trying to become Nick of the Med perchance? whistle:
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
Yes... redface:
How hard could it be...? Shrugs:
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
Yes... redface:
How hard could it be...? Shrugs:
I hate to think redface:
Oh! You mean connecting up the plumbing ~ well you took it apart and I assume you know how to use a mastic gun
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
Yes... redface:
How hard could it be...? Shrugs:
I hate to think redface:
Oh! You mean connecting up the plumbing ~ well you took it apart and I assume you know how to use a mastic gun
Yes, you just push the thingy into the whatsit, connect up the taps, a bit of filler and Bob's yer Uncle like...?
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
Yes... redface:
How hard could it be...? Shrugs:
I hate to think redface:
Oh! You mean connecting up the plumbing ~ well you took it apart and I assume you know how to use a mastic gun
Yes, you just push the thingy into the whatsit, connect up the taps, a bit of filler and Bob's yer Uncle like...?
Errrrrrrrr ................ Exactly whistle:
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LL has selected the plumbers I spect whistle:
BM will be attempting this himself ~ just you see if I am not right.
Yes... redface:
How hard could it be...? Shrugs:
I hate to think redface:
Oh! You mean connecting up the plumbing ~ well you took it apart and I assume you know how to use a mastic gun
Yes, you just push the thingy into the whatsit, connect up the taps, a bit of filler and Bob's yer Uncle like...?
Errrrrrrrr ................ Exactly whistle:
Well then... cloud9:
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All of a sudden I can see a BM Looney Tunes sequence where he proudly shows off the new bathroon, LL turns on a tap and the resulting deluge causes the island to sink. whistle:
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evil:
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Do you have flood insurance old boy? point:
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What could possibly go wrong?
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What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing! cussing:
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We await reports. whistle:
Where is LL anyhoo? We demand her regal presence cussing:
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What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing! cussing:
Ah, you've decided to get a man in then... whistle:
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It's worthy of note that they only have water two days a week or three days if they are lucky. Shower is a waste of time and will only gather spiders char062
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*sniff sniff* And there I was thinking it was the hound needing his monthly bath whistle:
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What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing! cussing:
Ah, you've decided to get a man in then... whistle:
Never! Banghead
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LL's hunky 'plumbers' will arrive when BM is off on some goat related errand whistle:
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LL's hunky 'plumbers' will arrive when BM is off on some goat related errand whistle:
eeek: They bloody won't! cussing:
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Found a decent plumber at last, on the basis of many recommendations.
He'll see if he can fit a new shower for us in................JULY. eeek:
Should have asked which bloody year? ::)
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So you have to stay dirty till July? See you in August!
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Green!
I had no idea you were so unwell. ;)
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Green!
I had no idea you were so unwell. ;)
doh: Don't have a brass end either.
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Suits you Sir!
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What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing! cussing:
Unfortunately I've seen your instruction DVD BM..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-VgW4Knb5s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-VgW4Knb5s)
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Anyhoo... ::)
I start the kitchen tomorrow... I'm on the vinegar stroke now... cloud9:
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eeek:
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Kitchen is started... whistle:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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What can possibly go wrong?
Nothing... noooo:
All the pictures taken down, curtains, blinds, etc... All the plates from the wall... everything... whistle:
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I findmyself wondering what sort of pictures BM has in his kitchen rubschin:
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I findmyself wondering what sort of pictures BM has in his kitchen rubschin:
Miss D can tell you when she gets back... in her full report like... covering my hair and huge cinema... and decorating skills... whistle:
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I findmyself wondering what sort of pictures BM has in his kitchen rubschin:
Miss D can tell you when she gets back... in her full report like... covering my hair and huge cinema... and decorating skills... whistle:
How long is this bloomin report meant to be - I'll be holiday you know cry:
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I think we can help!!
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I findmyself wondering what sort of pictures BM has in his kitchen rubschin:
Miss D can tell you when she gets back... in her full report like... covering my hair and huge cinema... and decorating skills... whistle:
How long is this bloomin report meant to be - I'll be holiday you know cry:
Holiday... yes of course like.... whistle:
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I findmyself wondering what sort of pictures BM has in his kitchen rubschin:
Miss D can tell you when she gets back... in her full report like... covering my hair and huge cinema... and decorating skills... whistle:
How long is this bloomin report meant to be - I'll be holiday you know cry:
Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words Miss D so allow me:
" happy001 "
whistle:
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I made a big 'ole in the ceiling... with the angle grinder like... noooo:
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So what is the hole for, exactly?
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So what is the hole for, exactly?
To be filled up now like... whistle:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Is LL aware of this? And why were you up a ladder with an angle grinder attacking the ceiling?
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Is LL aware of this? And why were you up a ladder with an angle grinder attacking the ceiling?
Because he is too mean/pigheaded to get a man in is why.
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Is everyone in this pub utterly incompetent?
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Is LL aware of this? And why were you up a ladder with an angle grinder attacking the ceiling?
There was a mark on it... redface:
LL made me come down from the ladder and put swimming goggles on... I couldn't see then cos they all steamed-up... noooo:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Is LL aware of this? And why were you up a ladder with an angle grinder attacking the ceiling?
Cus he's completely off 'is cake too. ::)
We're surrounded by planks in 'ere. ::)
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Is LL aware of this? And why were you up a ladder with an angle grinder attacking the ceiling?
There was a mark on it... redface:
LL made me come down from the ladder and put swimming goggles on... I couldn't see then cos they all steamed-up... noooo:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Industrial Strength Polyfiller is being applied... redface:
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To the trousers eeek:
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Who by?
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Who by?
Me...
The lights have fallen down now... redface:
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What else can possibly go wrong?
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whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x8kml-afs
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You must be psychic. I was about to post the same one!!
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<snigger> A comment I will unreservedly withdraw should my contract with the BBC be withdrawn.
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whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x8kml-afs
::)
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Let's hope Miss D is taking a video camera with her
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Let's hope Miss D is taking a video camera with her
No cameras! noooo:
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Not even for scenic pictures whistle:
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Not even for scenic pictures whistle:
No evidence! No need to bring a heavy camera with you! noooo:
The report contains a full set of pictures of the house, my head, the cinema and the surrounding countryside, etc. I will Photoshop you into them as necessary.... whistle:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOfUSAmT8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOfUSAmT8)
whistle:
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Not even for scenic pictures whistle:
No evidence! No need to bring a heavy camera with you! noooo:
The report contains a full set of pictures of the house, my head, the cinema and the surrounding countryside, etc. I will Photoshop you into them as necessary.... whistle:
In which case can I choose someone else's image for you to Photoshop and then I can just pretend that is me lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOfUSAmT8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOfUSAmT8)
whistle:
lol: Excellent!
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Not even for scenic pictures whistle:
No evidence! No need to bring a heavy camera with you! noooo:
The report contains a full set of pictures of the house, my head, the cinema and the surrounding countryside, etc. I will Photoshop you into them as necessary.... whistle:
In which case can I choose someone else's image for you to Photoshop and then I can just pretend that is me lol:
Of course! ;D
I was going to choose some top totty anyway... whistle:
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BM inadvertently implies that Miss D does not fall into the category of 'top totty' and thus earns himself a handbagging noooo:
Things are not going well
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Not at all - BM would be right .
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He's never right. Ask LL
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Anyhoo.... redface:
I'm just re-wiring the lights like... Before it gets dark. redface:
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Do you have enough candles in stock ????
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eeek:
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Do you have enough candles in stock ????
What do you mean... candles that give out light or candles that produce a vile stench and serve no other purpose...? We have loads of the latter... noooo:
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shutup:
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Tsk, tsk... dirty boys! noooo:
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So how is the decorating coming along? And since your kitchen is broken what are you going to eat tonight?
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So how is the decorating coming along? And since your kitchen is broken what are you going to eat tonight?
LL has started supper early in case I can't fix the lights! evil:
Mind you it is some dish the she doesn't have the primary ingredient for... noooo:
What colours are the live wires...? rubschin:
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So how is the decorating coming along? And since your kitchen is broken what are you going to eat tonight?
LL has started supper early in case I can't fix the lights! evil:
Mind you it is some dish the she doesn't have the primary ingredient for... noooo:
What colours are the live wires...? rubschin:
Brown ~ because if you touch one chances are you'll sh*t yourself.
It took the EC to come up with that idea. Before they interferred they were red.
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Mind you it is some dish the she doesn't have the primary ingredient for
Like 'Nothing in the hole' or 'Roast nothing' or 'Rien au pot'
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Mind you it is some dish the she doesn't have the primary ingredient for
Like 'Nothing in the hole' or 'Roast nothing' or 'Nothing au pot'
Yes...
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So how is the decorating coming along? And since your kitchen is broken what are you going to eat tonight?
LL has started supper early in case I can't fix the lights! evil:
Mind you it is some dish the she doesn't have the primary ingredient for... noooo:
What colours are the live wires...? rubschin:
Brown ~ because if you touch one chances are you'll sh*t yourself.
It took the EC to come up with that idea. Before they interferred they were red.
noooo: Red 'n Black noooo:
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Tsk, tsk... dirty boys! noooo:
Moi? eeek:
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You're still on red and black eh? Then in theory the red should be live and the black neutral ~ but don't blame me if some dodgy Cypriot sparks put them in the other way round.
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You're still on red and black eh? Then in theory the red should be live and the black neutral ~ but don't blame me if some dodgy Cypriot sparks put them in the other way round.
You can never tell with lights anyway... a black art... noooo:
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It doesn't really matter with lights ~ as long as there is one of each and you switch off at the mains before you start.
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It doesn't really matter with lights ~ as long as there is one of each and you switch off at the mains before you start.
An interesting concept Hound... rubschin:
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There is no right or wrong way to fit a bulb ~ so long as the current flows in and out again it will work therefore it makes no difference which wire is on which side of the connection ~ what this may do to the rest of your lighting circuit is another matter. whistle:
Seriously~ so long as there is one wire of each colour connected to the light fitting what does it matter. If your fittings have an earth that will of course need to be connected to the correct point.
DS will, of course, confirm that the right way to fit a bulb is with the root pointing downward (although some corms need to be planted on their sides to prevent water retention and subsequent rot setting in ~ anemones for example)
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There is no right or wrong way to fit a bulb ~ so long as the current flows in and out again it will work therefore it makes no difference which wire is on which side of the connection ~ what this may do to the rest of your lighting circuit is another matter. whistle:
Seriously~ so long as there is one wire of each colour connected to the light fitting what does it matter. If your fittings have an earth that will of course need to be connected to the correct point.
No... switching off at the mains before you start... an interesting concept... whistle:
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I never trust the light switch alone. If I am playing with mains cables I switch off at the fuse box or at least remove the fuse to the lighting circuit. I have had my hair stood on end too many times because of (i) faulty switches and (ii) People who think they have switched it the damned dimmer off when in fact they have only turned it down.
NB
Unlike the ring power circuit, the lighting circuit does not form a loop returning to the consumer unit. The consumer unit is normally connected to the first lamp, which in turn is connected to the second lamp and so on.
The cable used is a 1sq mm PVC twin core and earth rated for up to 12 amps. It consists of a red insulated core for live, black insulated core for neutral with a bare earth conductor between them. The three conductors are laid side by side within a PVC sheath. When connecting the cable, the exposed earth connector must be covered with a sleeve coloured yellow and green (to denote that it's an earth).
The lighting cable is routed from the consumer unit to a series of lighting points for ceiling roses or wall light fittings. The power to each lamp is connected via a wall or ceiling mounted switch. Some light units incorporate their own switch, for these fittings, the power circuit is then connected directly to the fitting.
Source http://www.diydata.com/planning/electric_lights/electric_lights.php
Which I think proves my point about it not mattering which colour goes where.
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BM will have no problem with the hair standing on end bit. But he wouldn't want to blow another hole in his special trousers
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All is well... whistle:
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Lights? ... Camera? ... Action? ...
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Lights? ... Camera? ... Action? ...
The temporary lights are dangling on a cable from the ceiling...when I say lights, I mean bulb... redface:
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Lights? ... Camera? ... Action? ...
The temporary lights are dangling on a cable from the ceiling...when I say lights, I mean bulb... redface:
Oh dear. Not quite the contemporary, designer interior that we'd been given to understand then? noooo:
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I take it I should make up the spare bed in the kennel then ::)
Bring a bottle!
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Lights? ... Camera? ... Action? ...
The temporary lights are dangling on a cable from the ceiling...when I say lights, I mean bulb... redface:
Oh dear. Not quite the contemporary, designer interior that we'd been given to understand then? noooo:
It will be tho! razz:
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"Squat Retro" is all the rage I am told. whistle:
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"Squat Retro" is all the rage I am told. whistle:
evil:
A few minor hiccoughs... it will be perfect by the weekend... or perhaps next weekend like... whistle:
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No pressure then; how many days is it to LL's birthday? To say nothing of guests arriving in the Spring whistle:
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No pressure then; how many days is it to LL's birthday? To say nothing of guests arriving in the Spring whistle:
Plenty of time... no worries... noooo:
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"Squat Retro" is all the rage I am told. whistle:
Between that and the holes in teh floor and ceiling I was thinking more along the lines of Contemorary Gazan.. whistle:
BM really is Nick apprentice eeek:
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I've filled two of the holes in... just one to go now.... cloud9:
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That'll be your ears ...so is it just your mouth left rubschin:
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You made THREE holes!
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You made THREE holes!
Yes... do pay attention... noooo:
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That'll be your ears ...so is it just your mouth left rubschin:
Well that will help keep the building suppliers happy. Filling a hole that size will take a hell of a lot of concrete... whistle:
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That'll be your ears ...so is it just your mouth left rubschin:
Well that will help keep the building suppliers happy. Filling a hole that size will take a hell of a lot of concrete... whistle:
::)
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The Earth Leakage Circuit Breaker works! eeek:
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What's it broken?
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What's it broken?
What? Shrugs:
Or Watt? redface:
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
point:
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
point:
Thanks for your sympathy.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
point:
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I assume it was your head not your shin this time?
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
point:
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I assume it was your head not your shin this time?
Yes... sad24:
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
point:
Thanks for your sympathy.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
I assume it was your head not your shin this time?
Yes... sad24:
Soft shite. ::)
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-Decorating-Dummies-General-Trade/dp/0764541560 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-Decorating-Dummies-General-Trade/dp/0764541560)
whistle:
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-Decorating-Dummies-General-Trade/dp/0764541560 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-Decorating-Dummies-General-Trade/dp/0764541560)
whistle:
I see no references to wooden platforms... noooo:
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I thought the plan was to take the platform down once you had finished the decorating ~ so you haven't actually finished yet then? ::)
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Word to the wise:
If you build a platform out of six be threes over your spiral staircase so you can paint the ceiling... don't come running up the aforementioned staircase when the phone rings... noooo:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-Decorating-Dummies-General-Trade/dp/0764541560 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-Decorating-Dummies-General-Trade/dp/0764541560)
whistle:
I see no references to wooden platforms... noooo:
Probably in the safety first section. whistle:
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I thought the plan was to take the platform down once you had finished the decorating ~ so you haven't actually finished yet then? ::)
Ah... that was the upstairs platform...
This is the stairwell that leads into my hoooooooooge cinema... downstairs like.... whistle:
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Why not have an extension down there then ~ or a speaking tube.
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I could do with a speaking tube in this house. It would save all the shouting noooo:
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Why not have an extension down there then ~ or a speaking tube.
We have a telephone line but the mobile phone signal doesn't penetrate through all the concrete like... noooo:
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You have a bunker too?
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Ahhhhh!
Now I'm a bit cleverer than that ~ I have one of those tracker numbers and when in the house anyone calling my mobile is automatically transferred to the home phone. When I leave the house, at the press of a button, my mobile is restored to functioning mode. whistle:
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You have a bunker too?
Everything is made of concrete here...
In fact, I'll take a picture later... they're building a new house up the road... in their haste to get concrete poured in the foundations they haven't removed a telegraph pole which is now permanently embedded in the structure.... noooo:
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Picture?
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But not with a fish eye lens one assumes. whistle:
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But not with a fish eye lens one assumes. whistle:
No... not with a fisheye lens.... noooo:
I don't want one now anyway.... whistle:
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But not with a fish eye lens one assumes. whistle:
No... not with a fisheye lens.... noooo:
I don't want one now anyway.... whistle:
char048
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Why not have an extension down there then ~ or a speaking tube.
It would have to be a drinking straw else it would be to large to fit. whistle:
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Picture?
Here...
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[is made of concrete here...
In fact, I'll take a picture later... they're building a new house up the road... in their haste to get concrete poured in the foundations they haven't removed a telegraph pole which is now permanently embedded in the structure.... noooo:
They is it BM whistle:
Are you sure you were not involved in this in any way rubschin:
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happy001 happy001
I suppose it could become the central support for a spiral staircase razz:
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[is made of concrete here...
In fact, I'll take a picture later... they're building a new house up the road... in their haste to get concrete poured in the foundations they haven't removed a telegraph pole which is now permanently embedded in the structure.... noooo:
They is it BM whistle:
Are you sure you were not involved in this in any way rubschin:
How very dare you ma'am! evil:
Even I, admittedly clumsy and accident prone, wouldn't have done that... noooo:
In fact I pointed it out to the builders the other day! 'Problema?' I asked pointing to the pole... The foreman just shrugged his shoulders in a 'I should care?' kind of way... ;D
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In Kevin McCloud voice ~ "Here we are two weeks into the build and I am wondering if they are going to make sense of this pole as part of the interior structure".
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In Kevin McCloud voice ~ "Here we are two weeks into the build and I am wondering if they are going to make sense of this pole as part of the interior structure".
They could put a 'Big Top' on it instead of a roof I suppose... rubschin:
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'Big Top'
rubschin:
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I have run out of paint... Shrugs:
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I am bored now... (http://www.wordle.net/)
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Go and buy some paint doh:
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In Kevin McCloud voice ~ "Here we are two weeks into the build and I am wondering if they are going to make sense of this pole as part of the interior structure".
They could put a 'Big Top' on it instead of a roof I suppose... rubschin:
That would give 'The Topping out Ceremony' a whole new meaning. 8)
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Go and buy some paint doh:
I am the painter - not the paint buyer.... noooo:
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Go and buy some paint doh:
I am the painter - not the paint buyer.... noooo:
Ahh delegation, I like the sound of that. 8)
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Go and buy some paint doh:
I am the painter - not the paint buyer.... noooo:
Ahh delegation, I like the sound of that. 8)
Indeed... I shall sit here doing nothing until new materials are forthcoming... cool14:
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Go and buy some paint doh:
I am the painter - not the paint buyer.... noooo:
Ahh delegation, I like the sound of that. 8)
Ask him about shins. . .
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Go and buy some paint doh:
I am the painter - not the paint buyer.... noooo:
Ahh delegation, I like the sound of that. 8)
Ask him about shins. . .
Please don't... noooo:
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I have a large scar on my shin, I believe BM has one too!
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I have a large scar on my shin, I believe BM has one too!
One on each shin... I'm still looking for the missing bits... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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I have a large scar on my shin, I believe BM has one too!
Matching shins ......... ;)
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I have a large scar on my shin, I believe BM has one too!
Matching shins ......... ;)
Indeed... sick2:
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I have a large scar on my shin, I believe BM has one too!
Matching shins ......... ;)
Very impressive ~ at times we are hard put to find matching spoons in this house.
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Four months... noooo:
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Four months... noooo:
Four months?
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Compared to the gestation period of an elephant ~ a mere nothing whistle:
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I have a large scar on my shin, I believe BM has one too!
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Probably in a hole somewhere? whistle:
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So you plan to finish it tomorrow, I expect
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Four months... noooo:
Four months?
Since I started and the beginning of this thread... like... noooo:
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So you plan to finish it tomorrow, I expect
Nope... LL is on her way back from Limassol with the paint at this very moment... whistle:
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What if she gets delayed like, with shopping and such?
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What if she gets delayed like, with shopping and such?
Night shift then... surrender:
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It will never be finished. noooo:
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We all know that noooo:
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It will never be finished. noooo:
It bloody will be finished.... and today like! cussing:
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point:
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Well it came from one of your stoopid Google Ads
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Well it came from one of your stoopid Google Ads
Oh yes... blame me for your incompetence... ::)
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He has gone very quiet. He must be up a ladder. Or dead
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He has gone very quiet. He must be up a ladder. Or dead
I know who dunnit!
LandLady, in the cinema, with a paint pod.
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Is there room to swing a PaintPod in there?
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She may have used the "insertion" method. whistle:
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Hence the Marigolds doh:
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Indeed ~ A lemon entry my dear Watson
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Which reminds me: PANCAKES
(and another Tesco Online disaster to conceal redface:)
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Call it "building a stock cupboard" ~ in case like.
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The paint has arrived! whistle:
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Well go and fecking paint then!!
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Well go and fecking paint then!!
I will... in a minute like...
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You could finish it tomorrow, like
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The paint has arrived! whistle:
We thought you were dead!
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The paint has arrived! whistle:
We thought you were dead!
No such luck... noooo:
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The paint has arrived! whistle:
We thought you were dead!
No such luck... noooo:
Oh I wouldn't say that ............ rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: Nooooooooooo Prolly I wouldn't.
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Well, now you know I am alive I will go and finish the painting like... whistle:
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happy088 Good man
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Tomorrow, like
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Why do I get the feeling that Villa Balda is going to turn into the Cypriot version of the Forth Bridge. whistle:
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A Forth Bridge too Far noooo:
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Not the first time that thought has been mooted.
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Had a feeling that would be the case Snoop but I suspect that trolling back through the posts on here to find out would take almost as long as BM has to decorate Villa Balda so far. whistle:
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Indeed ~ A lemon entry my dear Watson
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lol: lol: Oh no another key pad has had it!
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99.9% whistle:
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Finished! cloud9:
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Does LL say you have finished?
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Does LL say you have finished?
Yes! point:
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eeek:
Finished this bit? Or finished as in finished finished no need to paint for another 18 months finished?
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eeek:
Finished this bit? Or finished as in finished finished no need to paint for another 18 months finished?
18 months? eeek:
It lasted 4½ years this time... I'm not doing it again in eighteen bloody months! cussing:
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LL is now insisting on the touching up ::)
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LL is now insisting on the touching up ::)
Snigger....
Anyhoo.... the PaintPod is just cleaning itself.... whistle:
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Blimey...... 8)
So no mucky hands on the walls allowed now then noooo:
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Not on the walls, no
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Well I have to say ~ it has been an interesting and varied journey.
What are we going to talk about now? tunble:
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Well I have to say ~ it has been an interesting and varied journey.
What are we going to talk about now? tunble:
The All New Project Shower Thread prolly... whistle:
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shocked003 You haven't put the shower in yet then????
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shocked003 You haven't put the shower in yet then????
Noooo... I haven't started that one yet... noooo:
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What could possibly go wrong?
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What could possibly go wrong?
I'm afraid you have all that to come... noooo:
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I look forward to regular updates
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I look forward to regular updates
Starting next week prolly... surrender:
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I can hardly wait.
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Nor me whistle:
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LL is having to resort to drastic measures whilst BM consults with Norris McWhirter over how long he needs to take to set a new world record
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Picture?
Here...
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Update... noooo:
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When do you think they'll notice rubschin:
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When do you think they'll notice rubschin:
When the skylight won't shut.
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When do you think they'll notice rubschin:
When the skylight won't shut.
No... they'll just force it closed.... noooo:
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Going up! whistle:
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I can hardly wait.
I can. sleep021
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I can hardly wait.
I can. sleep021
HIBERNATION IS OVER!
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Going up! whistle:
Just a thought BM but how many floors is this thing likely to have. It may have been intentionally kept in place to form the support for a spiral stair case. whistle:
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Going up! whistle:
Just a thought BM but how many floors is this thing likely to have. It may have been intentionally kept in place to form the support for a spiral stair case. whistle:
Only two allowed...
A mate of mine pointed out yesterday that as the house is build on made-up land on the side of a hill the pole is probably the only thing keeping it in place! ;D
I suppose it is convenient to build it right next to the road... then they'll remove the pin and see where it ends up... a mystery location like...
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Well I suppose if they want to shift it later they could do it the easy way and ask you to paint it BM. Going from the saga of painting Villa Balda there would be nothing left at the end apart from a pile of woodchiips. whistle:
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Well I suppose if they want to shift it later they could do it the easy way and ask you to paint it BM. Going from the saga of painting Villa Balda there would be nothing left at the end apart from a pile of woodchiips. whistle:
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They're still at it... noooo:
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And how is your shower? eveilgrin:
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And how is your shower? eveilgrin:
Fine thanks... whistle:
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And how is your shower? eveilgrin:
LL made me get a man in thanks... whistle:
Translated for you whistle:
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And how is your shower? eveilgrin:
LL made me get a man in thanks... whistle:
Translated for you whistle:
noooo:
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I can see Miss D getting very dirty during her stay noooo:
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I can see Miss D getting very dirty during her stay noooo:
We live in hope... eyes:
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If you only... shutup:
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If you only... shutup:
Honestly - the slanderous accusations that almost get said in your absence lol:
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According to the Gospels the thought is as bad as the deed! 8)
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If that were the case we are all condemned anyway - in for a penny in for a pound and all that lol:
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in for a penny in for a pound
Both sound very under priced.
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drumroll:
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in for a penny in for a pound
Both sound very under priced.
You haven't checked the quality whistle:
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in for a penny in for a pound
Both sound very under priced.
You haven't checked the quality whistle:
Or the width...? eeek:
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evil:
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scared:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1ckK30.jpg&hash=4114b18093ecbf321bfc418895436757acbe7969) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1ckK30)
Bah! evil: