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Title: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2008, 12:17:01 PM
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Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 12:43:33 PM
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Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2008, 12:56:38 PM
How long before BM says that he would?  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 12:59:46 PM
How long before BM says that he would?  whistle:
Or Nick says that he has?
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 01:26:19 PM
How long before BM says that he would?  whistle:
redface:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2008, 01:26:42 PM
It looks like Mick Jagger  eeek:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2008, 04:28:49 PM
How long before BM says that he would?  whistle:
redface:

Please tell me you are joking, she looks like the love child of Mick Jagger and Hazel Blears.  sick2:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 04:38:49 PM
How long before BM says that he would?  whistle:
redface:

Please tell me you are joking, she looks like the love child of Mick Jagger and Hazel Blears.  sick2:
Who is it... before I give my final opinion like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2008, 04:41:33 PM
Some singing bint who calls herself Pink. I guess it was less of a mouthful than Bulldog pi$$ing on a cattle fence.  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 29, 2008, 05:32:31 PM
Some singing bint who calls herself Pink. I guess it was less of a mouthful than Bulldog pi$$ing on a cattle fence.  whistle:

So well known that she obviously needs someone to ring her grandfather up and make lewd remarks.
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 05:49:15 PM
She looks like she could suck the peel off a grapefruit... I like that in a woman...  eyes:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Grapefruit? Judging from her mouth she could fit the entire melon harvest of a small third world country in there in one go.  eeek:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 06:12:05 PM
Did you know that frogs (creatures of the genus Rana, not French folk) swallow by pushing food down their throats with the back of their eyeballs?

This seemed an appropriate thread to share that fact with you.
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 07:02:30 PM
I still would...  redface:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2008, 08:54:52 PM
Did you know that frogs (creatures of the genus Rana, not French folk) swallow by pushing food down their throats with the back of their eyeballs?

This seemed an appropriate thread to share that fact with you.

I had a girlfriend like that once.It didn't last too long, fortunately
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2008, 06:00:50 AM
I still would...  redface:

The frogs?  eeek:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 06:18:16 AM
Did you know that frogs (creatures of the genus Rana, not French folk) swallow by pushing food down their throats with the back of their eyeballs?

This seemed an appropriate thread to share that fact with you.

I had a girlfriend like that once. It didn't last too long, fortunately
They can cure that now tho Nick...  point:
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 08:51:21 AM
Did you know that frogs (creatures of the genus Rana, not French folk) swallow by pushing food down their throats with the back of their eyeballs?

This seemed an appropriate thread to share that fact with you.

I had a girlfriend like that once.It didn't last too long, fortunately

The friendship or the BJ?
Title: Re: Midweek Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 11:05:33 AM
Did you know that frogs (creatures of the genus Rana, not French folk) swallow by pushing food down their throats with the back of their eyeballs?

This seemed an appropriate thread to share that fact with you.

I had a girlfriend like that once.It didn't last too long, fortunately

The friendship or the BJ?
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