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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2008, 06:35:35 PM
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I have been baking all day as displacement therapy and I now have pecan in my eye. sad24:
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I have been baking all day as displacement therapy and I now have pecan in my eye. sad24:
Why...? rubschin:
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I didn't put the pecan there on purpose! I was chopping them and a bit flew up and hit me! sad24:
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I didn't put the pecan there on purpose! I was chopping them and a bit flew up and hit me! sad24:
OIC... Shrugs:
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IT HURTS sad24:
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IT HURTS sad24:
I got plasterboard in my eyes on Wednesday... that still hurts like hell... Angry9:
Um, does that help at all...? redface:
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Not really I am still not feeling the sympathy! sad24:
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Not really I am still not feeling the sympathy! sad24:
I'm trying... ::)
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No one cares. sad24:
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No one cares. sad24:
Of course I care... ::)
What do you want me to do - stick a finger in my already painful eyes...? Shrugs:
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You should have been wearing googles whilst diying. Chopping is meant to be an eye safe activity! sad24:
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How would Google have helped him ~ apart from finding him somewhere from whence to buy some safety goggles?
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sad24: redface: sad24:
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
You're so wise... ::)
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!
I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:
1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits
also have made
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!
I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:
1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits
also have made
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
sleep017
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When I am bored I cook, when I am depressed I bake. Both at the same time has meant a surplus has built up and a filthy kitchen.
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
You're so wise... ::)
Not at all ~ just old enough to have learned by getting walnut shards in my eye years ago
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
You're so wise... ::)
Not at all ~ just old enough to have learned by getting walnut shards in my eye years ago
or you could just wear safety glasses...? whistle:
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For cooking!?!?!
If the bloody food processor had been clean I would have used that!
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For cooking!?!?!
If the bloody food processor had been clean I would have used that!
How would you fix it over your eyes...? rubschin:
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For cooking!?!?!
If the bloody food processor had been clean I would have used that!
How would you fix it over your eyes...? rubschin:
Banghead
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Ours has a clear plastic bowl ~ you could wear it like a space helmet. whistle:
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What is this shite?
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See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!
I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:
1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits
also have made
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
happy100 Being constructive can be very therapeutic, well done and sorry you need it.
As for what to do with the fruits of your labour:
1 victoria sponge - Place on bird table and enjoy watching the wildlife fun.
32 choc chip cookies - Make very large mug of coffee, half fill with dark rum, drink it slowly while eating cookies
banana bread - See 'bird table'
pumpkin loaf - Soak in Brandy and eat slowly
apple bread - Ditto
12 shortbread biscuits - Sprinkle with extra sugar and eat tomorrow morning with copious black coffee to beat hangover.
Put these in the freezer:
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
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See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!
I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:
1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits
also have made
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
happy100 Being constructive can be very therapeutic, well done and sorry you need it.
As for what to do with the fruits of your labour:
1 victoria sponge - Place on bird table and enjoy watching the wildlife fun.
32 choc chip cookies - Make very large mug of coffee, half fill with dark rum, drink it slowly while eating cookies
banana bread - See 'bird table'
pumpkin loaf - Soak in Brandy and eat slowly
apple bread - Ditto
12 shortbread biscuits - Sprinkle with extra sugar and eat tomorrow morning with copious black coffee to beat hangover.
Put these in the freezer:
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
You're so wise © Barman
I wishI was as industrious in the kitchen Wenchy, enjoy the fruits of your labour in the near future
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See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!
I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:
1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits
also have made
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
happy100 Being constructive can be very therapeutic, well done and sorry you need it.
As for what to do with the fruits of your labour:
1 victoria sponge - Place on bird table and enjoy watching the wildlife fun.
32 choc chip cookies - Make very large mug of coffee, half fill with dark rum, drink it slowly while eating cookies
banana bread - See 'bird table'
pumpkin loaf - Soak in Brandy and eat slowly
apple bread - Ditto
12 shortbread biscuits - Sprinkle with extra sugar and eat tomorrow morning with copious black coffee to beat hangover.
Put these in the freezer:
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
The items suggested have gone in the freezer, the sponge and cookies have gone to school for the staff room. The shortbread and banana bread have come to work and the pumpkin loaf has gone to my Grandmother's and the apple bread is being eaten at home. Just had a text from Mr Wench saying he is popular in the staff room today.
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What is this shite?
A sort of cake thread.
Can't be arsed with all this messy cooking malarky. noooo:
I just go the cake shop. cloud9:
On saying that, I've promised to make a cake you can eat, rather than drink like last time ::) for the lads gathering in the Lake Disrtict in just 3 weeks time.
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There's a good one in AINSDALE
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What is this shite?
A sort of cake thread.
Can't be arsed with all this messy cooking malarky. noooo:
I just go the cake shop. cloud9:
By train? whistle:
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What is this shite?
A sort of cake thread.
Can't be arsed with all this messy cooking malarky. noooo:
I just go the cake shop. cloud9:
On saying that, I've promised to make a cake you can eat, rather than drink like last time ::) for the lads gathering in the Lake Disrtict in just 3 weeks time.
I normally would agree with you but since the recent lactose intolerance diagnosis there are very few cakes that I can eat that I can buy. Hence the cooking. Although the cookies and shortbread were made with proper butter on purpose so I couldn't eat them.
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There's a good one in AINSDALE
Think MUFFS sell cakes, and we've got a crackin'home made cake shop just 'round the corner from here too!
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Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?
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Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?
I wondered how long it would take. ::)
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Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?
I wondered how long it would take. ::)
He has been thinking how to get that in for several days I suspect. ::)
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Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?
I wondered how long it would take. ::)
He has been thinking how to get that in for several days I suspect. ::)
Like as bloody kiddies playground in 'ere sometimes most of the time. ::) all of the time.
I wonder if they've ever considered changing the way they spell their name...Moughs? They must get bombarded with inuendos. ::)
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Pronounced Moos?
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Pronounced Moos?
No. MUFFS! Banghead
Which planet are you on? Which planet are you FROM in fact? confused:
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whistle:
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Got it in one Snoops.
happy001
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I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts. Better than getting bits in your eyes. whistle:
See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!
I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:
1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits
also have made
1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce
You could try selling them in order to fund buying more tat Wenchy...