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Title: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm

Unbelievable
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 03:18:01 PM
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First you need to buy genitals," says technology journalist Adrian Mars, explaining the process in Second Life. "You start off with no genitals and then you buy some. These objects can do all sorts of things. You can have ones that ejaculate at the right moment.
  eeek:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
Somehow I had a feeling you would pick that bit out.   point:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 03:20:42 PM
I picked the sex with animals bit out meself.  eeek:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:21:18 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:22:03 PM
I picked the sex with animals bit out meself.  eeek:

Again no surprises there.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:22:29 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 03:25:29 PM
I picked the sex with animals bit out meself.  eeek:

Again no surprises there.

 sad24:

Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:28:04 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2008, 03:28:17 PM
The couple in question were pictured in the Independent. Two of the biggest lard-arses you've ever seen. The man's avatar "Dave Barmy" looks like a Miami drug dealer.

Priceless!
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
The couple in question were pictured in the Independent. Two of the biggest lard-arses you've ever seen. The man's avatar "Dave Barmy" looks like a Miami drug dealer.

Priceless!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.sky.com%2Fsky-news%2Fcontent%2FStaticFile%2Fjpg%2F2008%2FNov%2FWeek2%2F15151407.jpg&hash=79042f40e935b4c35baa15f6f67bf4c1fad57c29)

 eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.sky.com%2Fsky-news%2Fcontent%2FStaticFile%2Fjpg%2F2008%2FNov%2FWeek2%2F15151394.jpg&hash=f49dd7b66136e237db180c21b8a4e63ae9978ca5)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2008, 03:34:13 PM
I just flicked through the Sky News pictures.

 noooo:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:35:22 PM
Quite worrying aren't they.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2008, 03:41:52 PM
Not worrying - sad.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 03:47:55 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

Isn't the plural 'Penes' ?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 03:57:41 PM
I met Mrs TG on the internet.  eeek:

Back then it was ICQ / IRC or nowt. No avatars, let alone purchased genitals.  noooo:

My daughter just discovered ICQ, she was a bit put out when I told her I met her stepmum 10 years ago on it.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:58:34 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

Isn't the plural 'Penes' ?

According to "Collins Concise" dictionary either Penises or Penes is acceptable although they do give Penises first.
Not to be confused with Pennes which is a type of pasta
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:58:53 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

Isn't the plural 'Penes' ?

penii?

I'm at work, I can't google that sort of thing.






What on earth is ICQ/IRC?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 04:02:04 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

Isn't the plural 'Penes' ?

penii?

I'm at work, I can't google that sort of thing.






What on earth is ICQ/IRC?

On line meeting places for people who ~ uhm ~ don't want to put "contact ads" in their local paper I assume.
I figure that ICQ is I Seek You but I can't work out the other one.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 04:02:38 PM
IRC : Internet Relay Chat. The grandaddy of chat machines. MSN etc all follow on from it.

ICQ : (ISeekYou) Developed in Isreal if memory serves back on the mid 90's. Very commercial now but it used to be a lot of fun.

www.icq.com
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 04:03:30 PM
See! I'm a bloody genius.  whistle:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Ahhhhh, msn chat and match.com from the prehistoric era!
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 04:04:47 PM

What on earth is ICQ/IRC?
point:

Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 04:05:35 PM
When prehistoric creatures roamed the swamps that are now Leicester ~ not that long ago then  whistle:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 04:14:30 PM
Ahhhhh, msn chat and match.com from the prehistoric era!

That about right. What MSN is now ICQ was doing back then, But it was sold to a big internet company in about 2000 and went downhill from there.

Sad to say but I sent about 14 hours on Millennium eve alone in the house on ICQ. But I was chatting to people all over the world as midnight moved around the planet.

Bear in mind this was before broadband and we had phone bills around £200 a month for a while.

I hate to sound like an old git but the internet was a lot more fun then.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 04:21:18 PM
You don't sound like an old git at all ~ a pioneer more like ~ you old git.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 04:23:02 PM
IRC history : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat

Christ! The version I used to use is still going! : http://www.mirc.com/
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 04:24:17 PM
VDOPhone anybody...?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 04:25:28 PM
Ahhhhh, msn chat and match.com from the prehistoric era!

That about right. What MSN is now ICQ was doing back then, But it was sold to a big internet company in about 2000 and went downhill from there.

Sad to say but I sent about 14 hours on Millennium eve alone in the house on ICQ. But I was chatting to people all over the world as midnight moved around the planet.

Bear in mind this was before broadband and we had phone bills around £200 a month for a while.

I hate to sound like an old git but the internet was a lot more fun then.

I used to use it back then too and I agree it was much more fun. We had just got hooked up to the net at home and we were all obsessed with it.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 04:27:06 PM
It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

That pretty much finished in the 80s didn't it.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 04:30:50 PM
It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

But buying wank mags from the top shelf was a bit embarrassing...  noooo:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 04:32:03 PM
It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

That pretty much finished in the 80s didn't it.

S'pose so.

Mind it was cheaper too. 5/- to get in, 2/10 for a G&T for the bird, 1/8 for a pint fer yerself and Robert was a close male relative ~ then came the seventies and it was all New Pence and "Discos". I gave up and shagged the wife's girl friends after that.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 04:32:29 PM
It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

..and then, years later, spend hours on the internet.

Lets open this up, or start a new thread. How did you get introduced to the internet? as opposed to just using a computer?


Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 05:18:59 PM
The internet certainly gave free rein to punctuation pedants didn't it?  ;D


Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 05:21:29 PM
And a lot of pornography I am told/
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 05:22:17 PM
And a lot of pornography I am told/

Porn on the internet? Urban myth.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 05:24:21 PM
Loth of urban myths without their clothing
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 05:28:28 PM
{engage spelling nazi mode} Loth? Have you been drinking again? {disengage and go Offy}


Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 05:30:05 PM
{engage spelling nazi mode} Loth? Have you been drinking again? {disengage and go Offy}




You would prefer Lotth? It is meant to be Lots said with a lisp
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 05:32:11 PM
Anyway ~ haven't you any flooring to be cut and lain or painting to finish or tea to cook or something.

Bloody troublemaker ~ I knew this would happen once you had time on your hands. tunble:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Pastis on November 14, 2008, 05:59:21 PM
It was a lot easier when you just went down the Palais on a Saturday night, picked up a bird, shagged her and moved on.

..and then, years later, spend hours on the internet.

Lets open this up, or start a new thread. How did you get introduced to the internet? as opposed to just using a computer?

I think it must have been around early to mid 90's. I had a contract with the Burton Group (as was) and I had to be on email etc. There was an intolerable young woman who used to keep phoning me up asking if I'd received her email yet?  ::)

It turned out she thought I was on the internal intranet ... which of course I wasn't being an external contractor  ;)

I think I was using an early Mac version of IE and using search engines like Alta Vista and Excite; all very new and amazing stuff  eeek:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 06:04:08 PM
CAUTION THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SPLIT

POSTS CONCERNING YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET CAN BE FOUND, AT TG'S REQUEST, IN THE COMPUTER SUITE
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 06:16:20 PM
Why?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Pastis on November 14, 2008, 06:18:01 PM
And I was just going to tell a story about online nookie...  angry041:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 06:20:08 PM
And I was just going to tell a story about online nookie...  angry041:

On line nookie belongs here.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
Why?


Why not?

His arguments were persuasive. I expect a brown envelope shortly  whistle:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 07:08:56 PM
Why?


Why not?

His arguments were persuasive. I expect a brown envelope shortly  whistle:

What is this 'envelope' thing of which you speak?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 07:11:51 PM
Why?


Why not?

His arguments were persuasive. I expect a brown envelope shortly  whistle:

What is this 'envelope' thing of which you speak?

 rubschin: I can see I'll have to get the boys to collect.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 07:19:19 PM
Steady on, no need to send the boys round.  scared2:

I like fried eggs with black pepper on.  cloud9:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
Steady on, no need to send the boys round.  scared2:

I like fried eggs with black pepper on.  cloud9:

So do I ~ between two slices of fresh bread. Eggs must be sunny side up.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 07:25:54 PM
Indeed, and runny.

Cyberspace lacks (see how how I got back on topic there?) certain things does it not?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 07:31:21 PM
Indeed it does.

Assumimg you were going to get involved with "Cyber sex" what would your avatar look like and how would you want your ideal woman to look?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 07:39:15 PM
Indeed it does.

Assumimg you were going to get involved with "Cyber sex" what would your avatar look like and how would you want your ideal woman to look?

Are you trying to get me killed?



























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Thats my avatar sorted, now what about hers?  rubschin:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 07:41:56 PM
Indeed it does.

Assumimg you were going to get involved with "Cyber sex" what would your avatar look like and how would you want your ideal woman to look?

Are you trying to get me killed?


As if  whistle:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 07:42:34 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 07:49:17 PM
I'd look like Kate Beckinsale.  cloud9:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 07:51:03 PM
OK
My ideal woman (Based on looks ~ notice her mouth is shut)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fsoutherncounties%2Fgoing_out%2Ftheatre%2Fjefft%2F2004%2Fdollshouse%2Ftara_150.jpg&hash=119271b7ee75ca8437a470e0a86d9a4433e821c3)

as for my self image I can't improve on


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Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 08:15:56 PM
I'd look like Kate Beckinsale.  cloud9:

'Underworld' Beckinsdale or 'Pearl Harbour' Beckinsdale?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 08:18:53 PM
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 08:21:28 PM
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

It's your cyber image ~ you can have whatever you want.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: TG on November 14, 2008, 08:24:12 PM
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 08:27:20 PM
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?

She may inherit a fully loaded Paintpod.  whistle:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?

An electric screwdriver is the only item in my arsenal.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 08:40:03 PM
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?

An electric screwdriver is the only item in my arsenal.

Seems appropriate for cyber sex.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 09:06:19 PM
Carla Bruni  cloud9:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2008, 09:23:01 PM
An electric screwdriver is the only item in my arsenal.

Not a sonic one then?
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 09:24:29 PM
Ssssshhhh I'm not supposed to tell anyone!
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2008, 09:27:39 PM
Sorry, Do you know Sarah Jane Smith has a sonic lipstick.
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2008, 06:46:55 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

6" 33 Squadron?
The Dongbusters?

 whistle:
Title: Re: On Line Nookie
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 07:43:58 PM
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

6" 33 Squadron?
The Dongbusters?

 whistle:

Reach for the Fly?