The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 12:52:49 PM
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Your task is to submit suitable illustrations and greetings messages (rhyming if you wish) for a new range of "Happy Menopause" cards.
There could be money in this! ;)
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You're too late ~ it's been done
http://www.4honeybunch2.com/html/cards1.html
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http://www.4honeybunch2.com/html/olive_card.html (http://www.4honeybunch2.com/html/olive_card.html)
eeek:
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Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?
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Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?
Shrugs:
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Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?
Other wimmin?
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Wimmin eh? Who can understand them?
Other wimmin?
In my experience no they can't ~ what they can do is make excuses for one another. whistle:
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So it's a sort of mental illness then rubschin:
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Well they certainly seem to be in denial most of the time.
Actually I've always assumed that Menopause has a letter missing. Should it not read Men On Pause?
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Maybe they could have hormone treatment. Or electric shoks. Or drink more beer.
If we could cure them of wimmin-ness we might get along better. Like with dogs, like
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Well they certainly seem to be in denial most of the time.
Actually I've always assumed that Menopause has a letter missing. Should it not read Men On Pause?
drumroll:
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Maybe they could have hormone treatment.
HRT Very, very scared2:
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Maybe they could have hormone treatment.
HRT Very, very scared2:
Very scared2: ~ They get fat, grow beards and stuff. Best left to us chaps to do those things I feel.
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Maybe they could have hormone treatment.
HRT Very, very scared2:
Very scared2: ~ They get fat, grow beards and stuff. Best left to us chaps to do those things I feel.
And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
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Maybe they could have hormone treatment.
HRT Very, very scared2:
Very scared2: ~ They get fat, grow beards and stuff. Best left to us chaps to do those things I feel.
And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
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Another chap thing. evil:
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And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
You've never been on the receiving end then? eyes:
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And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
You've never been on the receiving end then? eyes:
I have... whistle:
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And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
You've never been on the receiving end then? eyes:
I have... whistle:
Inappropriate?
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And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
You've never been on the receiving end then? eyes:
I have... whistle:
Inappropriate?
Never... eyes:
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Well then, wait 'til the HRT fuelled inappropriate ones kick in... from someone you barely know... scared2:
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Overture #1 for pink oboe?
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And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
You've never been on the receiving end then? eyes:
I have... whistle:
Inappropriate?
Never... eyes:
As Grandpappy Snoopy once told me "It is often a mistake to sleep with a woman ~ but always a mistake not to."
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He hadn't meant C******* H***
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And attempt inappropriate amourous overtures scared2:
eeek:
You've never been on the receiving end then? eyes:
I have... whistle:
Inappropriate?
Never... eyes:
As Grandpappy Snoopy once told me "It is often a mistake to sleep with a woman ~ but always a mistake not to."
Indeed... eyes:
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He hadn't meant C******* H***
WOT? or should that be WHO?
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Indeed rubschin:
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He hadn't meant C******* H***
WOT? or should that be WHO?
Shrugs:
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
lol: lol: lol:
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
The correct spelling is 'enema'.
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
The correct spelling is 'enema'.
Oh a tad harsh DS
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
The correct spelling is 'enema'.
Oh a tad harsh DS
He makes my buttocks clench in terror sometimes. scared2:
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
The correct spelling is 'enema'.
Oh a tad harsh DS
He makes my buttocks clench in terror sometimes. scared2:
He's really quite alright in the flesh ~ large and a bit like an over excited labrador but harmless enough.
Tho' when he came here it is true that my elder son lost three toe nails, suffered two broken toes and spent some hours in A&E ~ but that might have been coincidence.
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Nick ~ The enigma wrapped in disaster
The correct spelling is 'enema'.
Oh a tad harsh DS
He makes my buttocks clench in terror sometimes. scared2:
He's really quite alright in the flesh ~ large and a bit like an over excited labrador but harmless enough.
Tho' when he came here it is true that my elder son lost three toe nails, suffered two broken toes and spent some hours in A&E ~ but that might have been coincidence.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1akANr.jpg&hash=edf860123b78fa84c1da5f4e4ce1175dbfddff05) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1akANr)
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We were unscathed redface:
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Unsullied?
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Nobody gets sullied in my house thank you young man! evil:
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redface: I didn't realise he/they were at yours. I imagine your Sully is spotless angel1
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Unrepentant?
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He refused to come to Cyprus... noooo:
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He refused to come to Cyprus... noooo:
I think that was for the best really. Imagine what could have happened in such a small enclosed space such as your cinema! eeek:
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He refused to come to Cyprus... noooo:
I think that was for the best really. Imagine what could have happened in such a small enclosed space such as your cinema! eeek:
Indeed... scared2:
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If you fed him sprouts
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There was an awful lot of blood.
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That's what I said to Brother Wench after I ran through the window. He was not comforted.
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That's what I said to Brother Wench after I ran through the window. He was not comforted.
rubschin:
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He was sick and then passed out.
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Minor was too busy screaming in pain to notice but Minimus told him all about it when he got back from the hosp.
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redface:
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Don't blush Nick ~ it has all passed into family folklore now.
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Don't blush Nick ~ it has all passed into family folklore now.
Remember the time Daddy bought that insane bloke and his son round to play ...
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Don't blush Nick ~ it has all passed into family folklore now.
Remember the time Daddy bought that insane bloke and his son round to play ...
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Don't blush Nick ~ it has all passed into family folklore now.
Remember the time Daddy bought that insane bloke and his son round to play ...
lol: lol: lol:
More like...
"If you don't behave young man I'll bring that insane bloke and his son round to play again!"
happy001
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My Dad had a friend like that. redface:
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Strangely the boys keep asking for a return match ~ Christ only knows what vengeance they have planned eeek: