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Title: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 08:11:14 AM: 1.Frightful night. Dreamt I was drafted in to do stand up for an audience of pensioners who had booked to see Norman Wisdom eeek: I was terrrible and they all left.

2. Then I spent some time killing a Chelsea supporter with a boulder (what was that about?)

2. Staggered down this morning and investigated the contents of a large bag of stuff that Mrs Nick had got cheap from the marketing the other day. She has bought a packet of OMO eeek:

And now Scotland related work beckons evil:
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 08:42:03 AM: <American accent on>

"Have a nice day now"

<American accent off>
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 08:55:32 AM: Normal Nick day then?
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:13:02 AM: No sleep.
What sleep I did get was nightmare ridden
Then I would be awoken by Mr Wench's cacophony of sniffling.
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:26:22 AM: Interesting nightmares like? I was convinced both of mine were real when I woke up screaming eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 09:29:09 AM: Didn't some 60's SciFi film start with everybody getting nightmares?

Except the hero who hadn't been probed, altered or what ever the aliens did to them.

I feel fine after a peaceful night. . .
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:37:05 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:26:22 AM
Interesting nightmares like? I was convinced both of mine were real when I woke up screaming eeek:

Reoccurring ones. I've had them since I was a kid and they only come out to play when I already have enough to deal with. noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:37:30 AM: But do they involve crocodiles?
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:37:48 AM: No, one involves wolves though.
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:38:20 AM: Ah, pointy teeth
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:40:33 AM: BANG BANG on the door.

Effing piano tuner! She never mentioned that! evil:

Plink, plink evil:
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:49:09 AM: You seem to have the piano tuner at your house an awful lot.
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:54:36 AM: Maybe it was a mix up with the OMO rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 10:00:57 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:49:09 AM
You seem to have the piano tuner at your house an awful lot.

You are confusing Nick's piano tuner with mine I think.
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 10:10:53 AM: Well why does yours come round so often then!
Title: Re: Nick's all new "On No, it's Monday" thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 10:13:30 AM: Short of work I suppose. Mine calls every six months and gets very stroppy if you say "is this really necessary, it's only been played twice since you were last here?" ~ like dentists they always have an excuse about keeping an eye on some aspect that concerns them. Neglect is a word mine bandies around a lot ~ like my dentist.