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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:57:20 PM

Title: DS will understand this one I'm sure
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:57:20 PM

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of "Animal Husbandry" and said, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, "Really? Prove it!"
He frowned, said, "Okay". Then left the bedroom.
An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: "I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way  that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!"

Title: Re: DS will understand this one I'm sure
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 01:04:53 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:57:20 PM

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of "Animal Husbandry" and said, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, "Really? Prove it!"
He frowned, said, "Okay". Then left the bedroom.
An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: "I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way  that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!"

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