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Title: Difference
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2008, 04:25:59 PM


Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist?


A:  You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2008, 07:17:02 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 08:52:50 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 09:04:47 AM
So that's why Mr Wench went off for the weekend, like
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 09:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 09:04:47 AM
So that's why Mr Wench went off for the weekend, like
happy001 point:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 09:12:11 AM
Nope! He knows better than to leave me alone then!

Besides I can be negotiated with. Approach me clutching chocolate, dvds and a promise to cook dinner and  I am likely to let you live.
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 09:12:11 AM
Nope! He knows better than to leave me alone then!

Besides I can be negotiated with. Approach me clutching chocolate, dvds and a promise to cook dinner and  I am likely to let you live.
scared:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
 eveilgrin:

Where's the choccy DS?

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:19:05 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
eveilgrin:

Where's the choccy DS?

 eveilgrin:

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 scared2:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:19:36 AM
She'll be licking her screen now  noooo:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:19:36 AM
She'll be licking her screen now  noooo:

Make a change from the window
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
I do wish we could hear Mr Wench's woes. I bet he is a bit Growler-ish
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:58:08 AM
Cake, like?
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:58:33 AM
Persecuted by his family and reduced to living in a box  noooo:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:59:17 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:59:52 AM
A box surrounded by tat
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 12:05:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
I do wish we could hear Mr Wench's woes. I bet he is a bit Growler-ish

He has many woes. Few of them seem to be centred on me though.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:09:33 PM
Of course, of course.









































 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 12:14:48 PM
Well some of them are. The vast majority seem to be school and/or Mother related.
Title: Re: Difference
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Fetches popcorn

















Oh, his mother. Not MILFs then. Allegedly  eveilgrin: