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Title: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:01:28 AM
Sis in laws 50th the end of next month. I like her, and get on fine when we meet.
 Her husband is a total and utter prick though, and I can't stand being near the scottish cocky slithery slimey get tbh.
What is it about people that falsely smile and 9/10ths close their eyes at the same time when they speak to you? He does it and it really hacks me off, bloody arsewipe. cussing:

Mrs GROWLER is always nagging me to try and be pleasant when we're all together like, but I just can't be. It's against my nature, and would consider myself two faced if I was even remotely pleasant to him.

However, I'm being 'asked' to go and celebrate her burfday at some theatre in Manchester at the end of next month to see............Peter Pan....WHHHHAT!?   eeek: .... and then go for a 'jolly' meal afterwards. noooo:
Apart from the fact that I can't stand being in his company, I can't stand going to the theatre either, especially to watch some shite that's meant for kids.

Mrs GROWLER is well unimpressed with my decision not to go, but I feel I should stick to my ground.
I've told her to tell her sis tomorrow, who needs to book the tickets pronto, that I won't be going simply because I can't stand the theatre, which is true in'it? whistle:

I'm flummoxed, and feel like vanishing tbh.
God I wish I was single sometimes....like now. cry:

What am I going to do? Stick to me guns, or cave in and have a right old gob on?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 05:31:22 AM
You can't win either way but stick to your gruns guns...  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 07:55:39 AM
I agree with Barman. The whole thing sounds frightful. Call your SiL and wish her a Happy Birthday, but don't go!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 08:01:05 AM
I agree with Barman.
eeek:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 08:32:36 AM
<supportive> Stick to your guns </supportive>

<realistic> You need to weigh whether it is worth the long term hassle you will receive from Mrs Growler if you don't go. A few hours of misery and pain vs possibly weeks of shite. </realistic>
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 08:45:13 AM
What is it about people that falsely smile and 9/10ths close their eyes at the same time when they speak to you?
Bloody cheapskates who won't pay full price for a facelift.  ::)



As for the other problem, the Snoopy and BM are right, but as you know it is the women you must keep sweet.

Call SIL and wish her well and apologise, she probably knows why anyway (or thinks she does).

Tell Mrs Growler you can't go because your demeanour (attitude) will spoil it for her and the tension will make you ill and finally tell her you will probably lay him out the first time he looks at you.

That should get the 3 main feminine motivational drivers in your favour:

1. You call on her empathy for an awkward situation
2. You bring out her maternal instincts for your health
3. You let her avoid something that would embarrass her.  ;)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 08:54:01 AM
What is it about people that falsely smile and 9/10ths close their eyes at the same time when they speak to you?
Bloody cheapskates who won't pay full price for a facelift.  ::)



As for the other problem, the Snoopy and BM are right, but as you know it is the women you must keep sweet.

Call SIL and wish her well and apologise, she probably knows why anyway (or thinks she does).

Tell Mrs Growler you can't go because your demeanour (attitude) will spoil it for her and the tension will make you ill and finally tell her you will probably lay him out the first time he looks at you.

That should get the 3 main feminine motivational drivers in your favour:

1. You call on her empathy for an awkward situation
2. You bring out her maternal instincts for your health
3. You let her avoid something that would embarrass her.  ;)

 worthy:

Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 08:55:06 AM
What is it about people that falsely smile and 9/10ths close their eyes at the same time when they speak to you?
Bloody cheapskates who won't pay full price for a facelift.  ::)



As for the other problem, the Snoopy and BM are right, but as you know it is the women you must keep sweet.



Why am I desperately rummaging amongst Google images for a picture of Brown? cussing:

Errrr, specsavers beckon i think DS. lol:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 09:00:41 AM
What is it about people that falsely smile and 9/10ths close their eyes at the same time when they speak to you?
Bloody cheapskates who won't pay full price for a facelift.  ::)



As for the other problem, the Snoopy and BM are right, but as you know it is the women you must keep sweet.

Call SIL and wish her well and apologise, she probably knows why anyway (or thinks she does).

Tell Mrs Growler you can't go because your demeanour (attitude) will spoil it for her and the tension will make you ill and finally tell her you will probably lay him out the first time he looks at you.

That should get the 3 main feminine motivational drivers in your favour:

1. You call on her empathy for an awkward situation
2. You bring out her maternal instincts for your health
3. You let her avoid something that would embarrass her.  ;)

 worthy:





Wot he did
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 09:02:24 AM
What is it about people that falsely smile and 9/10ths close their eyes at the same time when they speak to you?
Bloody cheapskates who won't pay full price for a facelift.  ::)



As for the other problem, the Snoopy and BM are right, but as you know it is the women you must keep sweet.

Call SIL and wish her well and apologise, she probably knows why anyway (or thinks she does).

Tell Mrs Growler you can't go because your demeanour (attitude) will spoil it for her and the tension will make you ill and finally tell her you will probably lay him out the first time he looks at you.

That should get the 3 main feminine motivational drivers in your favour:

1. You call on her empathy for an awkward situation
2. You bring out her maternal instincts for your health
3. You let her avoid something that would embarrass her.  ;)

 worthy:





Wot he did

Wot? Turned all Islamic on us?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 09:03:48 AM
DS speaks wisely. Ask any one of his three wives  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 09:07:55 AM
DS speaks wisely. Ask any one of his three wives  eveilgrin:

You'll need a Medium to ask #1.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 09:09:27 AM
DS speaks wisely. Ask any one of his three wives  eveilgrin:

You'll need a Medium to ask #1.
Patio?  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 09:18:56 AM
DS speaks wisely. Ask any one of his three wives  eveilgrin:

You'll need a Medium to ask #1.
Patio?  whistle:

Pegio.

Patio was #2
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 09:50:40 AM
I tend to think differently.

1) You are married which means you should to be supportive of your wife. If she wants you to go then you go.

2) It would be churlish not to help celebrate your SiL's birthday just because her choice doesn't fit your preferences. You like her and 50 is a big birthday. Don't spoil it.

3) So SiL's hubby is a bit of a prat ~ live with it
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 09:54:57 AM
Oh Uncle. Now the poor bear will have to toss a coin  noooo:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 10:16:53 AM
I tend to think differently.

1) You are married which means you should to be supportive of your wife. If she wants you to go then you go.

2) It would be churlish not to help celebrate your SiL's birthday just because her choice doesn't fit your preferences. You like her and 50 is a big birthday. Don't spoil it.

3) So SiL's hubby is a bit of a prat ~ live with it

Thank goodness there is one man here that sees sense!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 10:21:00 AM
I tend to think differently.

1) You are married which means you should to be supportive of your wife. If she wants you to go then you go.

2) It would be churlish not to help celebrate your SiL's birthday just because her choice doesn't fit your preferences. You like her and 50 is a big birthday. Don't spoil it.

3) So SiL's hubby is a bit of a prat ~ live with it

Thank goodness there is one man here that sees sense!  cloud9:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 10:29:08 AM
But the BiL is Scottish.That alone qualifies him for painful death

And Peter Pan FFS. The woman is 50!!

I will bake a big cake and let the cake fumes steam in Growler's direction, then he will be powerless to go
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 10:32:12 AM
For years, at school, I was forced into taking part in various "Productions". I found them acutely embarrassing and swore I would never attend one voluntarily thus I have stuck out against two wives, five children and four grandchildren and I will not attend any such event. That's me ~ learn to live with it or p*ss off has been my message throughout the last 40 years (Yes My eldest is now 40).
I was taken to a panto by my parents when I was about 8 and they had this so called comic on stage with a mirror. The trick was that he would reflect the spot light onto a child in the audience and said child would rise, go up on stage and sing with the "comic". Of course there was a bit of "banter" that went with this ~ all seeming to me to centre on some deformity that the "comic" saw in the child. Short haircut, sticking out ears, red face ~ in short anything he could take the p*ss out of. 20 children were chosen and I sank lower and power into my seat just knowing that he would pick me out and dreading the "encouragement" that my parents would give me to go up on stage. Sure enough it happened. The light shone on me and I refused point blank to join in the "jolly japes". My mother urged me to go on stage, My father swore at me but I sat tight. That night I was told in no uncertain terms that I was selfish and had ruined "their evening". I have never attended a panto since. Wild horses would not get me through the door. They are the most puerile form of entertainment known to man ~ beating even "I'm a so called celeb ~ what the f*ck am I doing here" etc.
I have steadfastly supported any of my children who do not want to perform at school or anywhere else ~ despite the claim that such performances are an essential part of the National Curriculum ~ utter bollox by the way.

Growler has to live with these people but in his position I would stick to my guns and have nothing to do with the "organised event". By all means buy your SiL a card and gift and give/send them to her personally but do not be forced into doing something you don't want to do.



As a PS: It was from that evening that things between my Father and I went downhill, culminating in my leaving home and joining the RAF aged fifteen and three quarters just to get away from home. He never forgot nor forgave me for "wasting his money" by refusing to perform when requested to at an event that I never actually wanted to see in the first place. Twenty years on he would still relate the tale of how I had embarrassed the "whole family".
Stick to your guns Growler ~ at least you will know you did what you felt was right and more importantly what you wanted to do. Let them call you names if they wish but Christmas is coming and they'll all want money from you no matter how "upset" they are so they will come round first ~ even if it is with their begging bowls as usual.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 10:41:44 AM
For years, at school, I was forced into taking part in various "Productions". I found them acutely embarrassing and swore I would never attend one voluntarily thus I have stuck out against two wives, five children and four grandchildren and I will not attend any such event. That's me ~ learn to live with it or p*ss off has been my message throughout the last 40 years (Yes My eldest is now 40).
I was taken to a panto by my parents when I was about 8 and they had this so called comic on stage with a mirror. The trick was that he would reflect the spot light onto a child in the audience and said child would rise, go up on stage and sing with the "comic". Of course there was a bit of "banter" that went with this ~ all seeming to me to centre on some deformity that the "comic" saw in the child. Short haircut, sticking out ears, red face ~ in short anything he could take the p*ss out of. 20 children were chosen and I sank lower and power into my seat just knowing that he would pick me out and dreading the "encouragement" that my parents would give me to go up on stage. Sure enough it happened. The light shone on me and I refused point blank to join in the "jolly japes". My mother urged me to go on stage, My father swore at me but I sat tight. That night I was told in no uncertain terms that I was selfish and had ruined "their evening". I have never attended a panto since. Wild horses would not get me through the door. They are the most puerile form of entertainment known to man ~ beating even "I'm a so called celeb ~ what the f*ck am I doing here" etc.
I have steadfastly supported any of my children who do not want to perform at school or anywhere else ~ despite the claim that such performances are an essential part of the National Curriculum ~ utter bollox by the way.

Growler has to live with these people but in his position I would stick to my guns and have nothing to do with the "organised event". By all means buy your SiL a card and gift and give/send them to her personally but do not be forced into doing something you don't want to do.



As a PS: It was from that evening that things between my Father and I went downhill, culminating in my leaving home and joining the RAF aged fifteen and three quarters just to get away from home. He never forgot nor forgave me for "wasting his money" by refusing to perform when requested to at an event that I never actually wanted to see in the first place. Twenty years on he would still relate the tale of how I had embarrassed the "whole family".
Stick to your guns Growler ~ at least you will know you did what you felt was right and more importantly what you wanted to do. Let them call you names if they wish but Christmas is coming and they'll all want money from you no matter how "upset" they are so they will come round first ~ even if it is with their begging bowls as usual.

 happ096




So, tell us more about this "deformity" of yours.

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Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 10:46:52 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 10:48:28 AM
I was "The short kid trying to 'ide be'ind the bloke with the big 'ead".
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:09:05 AM
I was "The short kid trying to 'ide be'ind the bloke with the big 'ead".

So, ears, eyes and nose all normal size and location then?

No warts or ginger hair or anything?

Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:17:39 AM
Nope ~ usually 1950 stupid haircut, slathered in Brylcreem and, of course, the ubiquitous bow tie which all small boys were forced to wear to "go out" with their family. Apart from that I was not actually short ~ above average for my age but I was sitting low in the seat. Since he couldn't see much of me the "comic" had to make the crack about the bloke with the big head in front of me ~ who was a perfectly normal person.

If there is one thing that really p*sses me off it is personal comments about perceieved physical deformity of any sort. Fat people do not need telling that they are overweight ~ they f*cking know. People with big noses are aware of their looks, people who wear specs do not want to be called four eyes etc  cussing: Pet hate territory here ~ I'd best shut up because I know there are those who love to "tease" in this manner ~ seemingly missing the fact that they are being downright offensive and hurtful.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:18:43 AM
So is Baldymort fair game?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:23:59 AM
Frankly no ~ and I blush whenever I allow myself to join in, which is very seldom and usually only when he has personally played up to it.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:25:11 AM
But he has come to terms with his deformity.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:26:42 AM
But he has come to terms with his deformity.

My only consolation
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:26:52 AM
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Thusly
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 11:28:21 AM
Frankly no ~ and I blush whenever I allow myself to join in, which is very seldom and usually only when he has personally played up to it.

I think also the fact that he isn't in fact bald helps. But I shall of course forget I have mentioned this in 3...2.... whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:29:18 AM
Frankly no ~ and I blush whenever I allow myself to join in, which is very seldom and usually only when he has personally played up to it.

I think also the fact that he isn't in fact bald helps. But I shall of course forget I have mentioned this in 3...2.... whistle:

Exactly ~ if he were I would not mention it.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:30:22 AM
But he is. As a coot.Everyone knows that
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 11:32:39 AM
Anyway ~ Has Growler seen who's playing Peter Pan?


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Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:34:44 AM
She won't look anything like that from 30 rows back when he is surrounded by screaming kids, jokes about soap operas that he knows nothing of and his BiL who he hates
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:35:43 AM
Anyway ~ Has Growler seen who's playing Peter Pan?


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 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:I will have his ticket off him
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 11:37:29 AM
She won't look anything like that from 30 rows back when he is surrounded by screaming kids, jokes about soap operas that he knows nothing of and his BiL who he hates


You can take this 'Grumpy Old Man' a bit far you know.  ::)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:39:50 AM
 evil: Ohhhhhhh! I dooooooooon't think sooooooooooo! Not at this time of the year you can't.  evil:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:40:40 AM
I think also the fact that he isn't in fact bald helps.

No indeed, you are quite right.





















 char048
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:05:23 PM
Anyway ~ Has Growler seen who's playing Peter Pan?


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Undressed like that, and i could well be pursuaded after all. eeek:

Still don't know what to do.
 Not like me this, as I normally just put me foot down and speak my mind, but as UM say's, it is a special burfday for her, and I do get on with her (especially the piss taking sessions regarding her sister...Mrs GROWLER  lol:)

It's just her poxy husband with his tight lipped slitty eyed sarcastic smileys, and his looking down on me as though I'm a piece of shit.  cussing:
Bloody self opinionated superior overly self important arrogant stuck up little turd burglar. His kids aren't much better either.
How could someone so pleasant end up with a total jock tit like him is totally beyond me. noooo:
All this could ruin my well earned crimbo break whichever way I decide to go. sad32:

Anyone seen this bloody Peter Pan show anyway?
Sounds like total durge to me.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 12:07:34 PM
If you are juddering on the edge then it is best to go. SIL will be pleased, brownie points will be gained with Mrs Growler it will work out for the best. Promise yourself a pint or two and an extra large cake when you get home and when he starts playing up just shut your eyes and think of that.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:08:58 PM
And If you follow Wench's advice take your BiL to one side and tell him to back off. He sounds like a bully. They always back off.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:11:34 PM
I know Wenchy, I know. ::)

Any points gained wouldn't last long, i can assure you. ::)
This is the GROWLER household, where everything is MY fault. ::)

How long's this bloody show last then, and could I get a good kip out of it if i wear me sunglass's like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 12:12:07 PM
And If you follow Wench's advice take your BiL to one side and tell him to back off. He sounds like a bully. They always back off.

Good idea. Failing that have a word with the SIL. Or when you are sitting at dinner, say to him that you have no idea why he insists on continuing this ridiculous behaviour and is he intent on ruining what is shaping up to be a lovely evening.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 12:13:59 PM
I know Wenchy, I know. ::)

Any points gained wouldn't last long, i can assure you. ::)
This is the GROWLER household, where everything is MY fault. ::)

How long's this bloody show last then, and could I get a good kip out of it if i wear me sunglass's like?  rubschin:

 happy100
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
Why not invite him outside for a smoke and twat him one?

"He walked into a door ogling a bit of crumpet" should get you out of trouble and him in it.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:16:08 PM
And If you follow Wench's advice take your BiL to one side and tell him to back off. He sounds like a bully. They always back off.

Nah, he's not a bully, just a cock of a jock, and tbh I would have punched his slitty little eyes out by now if I thought I could get away with it.
Can't though , can you. noooo:

You wanna hear the sarcasm aimed at me and my tribe when he gets pissed.
This is one of the reasons I try and keep away tbh....to keep the peace in case I finally snap. I cannot believe just how patient I've been so far. eeek:
It'll happen one day, I'm sure of it.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:16:34 PM
In that case DON'T GO!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:23:50 PM
In that case DON'T GO!

Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes no, yes, no.

Mrs GROWLER doesn't like him either. noooo:

Anyone else, and I'd probably put up and shut up tbh.
It's going to haunt me for the next 6 weeks this. Banghead
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:25:18 PM
Are you a man or a mouse.If Mrs G knows what you think and also thinks he is a tosser then DO NOT GO and tellher why and tell your SiL personally that you don't want to go to the threatre but wish her a nice birthday anyhoo
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:30:58 PM
Are you a man or a mouse.If Mrs G knows what you think and also thinks he is a tosser then DO NOT GO and tellher why and tell your SiL personally that you don't want to go to the threatre but wish her a nice birthday anyhoo


A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee.  cloud9:
Should have married her while I had the chance. ::)

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!? ::)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 12:37:55 PM
Failing that have a word with the SIL. Or when you are sitting at dinner, say to him that you have no idea why he insists on continuing this ridiculous behaviour and is he intent on ruining what is shaping up to be a lovely evening.
happy001 happy001

You can be very sweet sometimes my dear, but that suggestion has a few of the hooks into the real world missing.
 noooo:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 12:40:15 PM

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee.  cloud9:
Should have married her while I had the chance. ::)

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!? ::)

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party? whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 12:43:12 PM

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee.  cloud9:
Should have married her while I had the chance. ::)

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!? ::)

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party? whistle:

What a diplomatic giant you would be on the world stage.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 12:46:09 PM

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee.  cloud9:
Should have married her while I had the chance. ::)

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!? ::)

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party? whistle:

What a diplomatic giant you would be on the world stage.


You trying to tell me no-one threw a leg over Condi Rice?  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 12:50:43 PM

A mannnn obviously, but I don't want to upset SiL as she's luvlee.  cloud9:
Should have married her while I had the chance. ::)

Her taste in theatre though, does leave a lot to be desired.
What's wrong with Chubby Brown ffs!? ::)

If she is "luvlee" ~ Why not simply shag her thus getting your revenge on the arse of a husband, and take the opportunity, during the post coital ciggie, of telling her why you think it best not to go to her party? whistle:

What a diplomatic giant you would be on the world stage.


You trying to tell me no-one threw a leg over Condi Rice?  whistle:

There was a warning of black ice this morning, I thought that was her.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 12:53:53 PM
 evil: I am listening you know!  evil:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:54:21 PM
What are you on about?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
What are you on about?
You know!  cussing:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:56:43 PM
What are you on about?
You know!  cussing:

No we don't. We said summat to upset you like? rubschin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 01:01:53 PM
Paint fumes I spect  noooo:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 01:23:32 PM
Paint fumes I spect  noooo:

Yes? Well? Bit of a time lapse here ey?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 01:27:00 PM
He is in Cyprus. He is always on the wrong time, lucky bastard
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 08:11:42 PM
As part of a bit of an ongoing peace plan covering potential ear ache, carpets, the path, me kecks, and the broken printer, I'm going now. sad32:

Ear muffs and dark glass's will be purchased shortly.

This has indeed been a dark day in the life of GROWLER The Great.

Payback will be a future sweetener to look forward to however. ;)

On a plus note, my luvlee SiL is absolutely delighted at my change of heart, and I've told her I'm doing it, but just for her.
Could be on for a snog now! eyes:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 08:36:24 PM
Eh?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2008, 08:57:12 PM
An ennobling decision, Growler.  happ096
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 09:54:58 PM
Eh?

'orse food, correct..

Next?  ::)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 10:56:45 AM
Just been informed that we're all, apparently, going to the bloody Trafford Center' for a meal afterwards.  sick2:
Bloody hateful shithole grade A+ * merit distinction. evil:

Almost hoping I come down with the bastard flu now tbh. noooo:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 10:57:30 AM
 happy001

It will be fine. Just think of the cake you can eat on your return!

 happy100
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 11:00:25 AM
happy001

It will be fine. Just think of the cake you can eat on your return!

 happy100

No it WON'T be fine Wenchonio. noooo:
I could end up on a bloody murder charge, or at the very least cast out by the whole family. I'm dreading it, and 'compensation' will be sought from Mrs Growler over the coming few weeks after.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2008, 11:10:12 AM
Think they must have decided if you're in for a penny you're in for a pound  lol:

They are probably aware that this will be the last time you agree to such a test of your endurance skills and are going for maximum impact  eeek:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
Or everyone else thinks it's all a good idea and should be fun and they wonder why you're making such a fuss over it all.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 11:53:52 AM
Just been informed that we're all, apparently, going to the bloody Trafford Center' for a meal afterwards.  sick2:
Bloody hateful shithole grade A+ * merit distinction. evil:

Almost hoping I come down with the bastard flu now tbh. noooo:

Now remember, you like the lady whose birthday is being celebrated.

Go along like a man in control of himself and be nice, despite your feelings now you have no way out.

It is her special day and a bear with a sore ego could spoil it.  noooo:

Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 12:37:27 PM
I fail to understand which bit of the word NO you all seem incapable of uttering.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 12:43:02 PM
We all understand the word but sometimes 'no' isn't the best option.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
When it suits me then NO! is the only option. eveilgrin:



But take no notice of me. If you all want to be cheese eating surrender monkeys then that's up to you. I simply decided some years ago that I had reached the point where worrying about pleasing others was no longer my primary concern. It is wonderfully liberating. It has to be said that MrsS#2 does not like it much but that is her problem, not mine. What she wishes to do about it is again her problem, not mine.
You see, having discovered how much the loss of loved ones, divorce and then estrangement from those I thought loved me can hurt, I realised that nothing could ever hurt that much again, nothing could ever have such an effect on me ~ so I have nothing to lose and everything to gain by simply being selfish. Not in a material way of course, possessions count for nothing, but completely selfish in protecting my feelings.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 01:14:57 PM
When it suits me then NO! is the only option. eveilgrin:



But take no notice of me. If you all want to be cheese eating surrender monkeys then that's up to you. I simply decided some years ago that I had reached the point where worrying about pleasing others was no longer my primary concern. It is wonderfully liberating. It has to be said that MrsS#2 does not like it much but that is her problem, not mine. What she wishes to do about it is again her problem, not mine.
You see, having discovered how much the loss of loved ones, divorce and then estrangement from those I thought loved me can hurt, I realised that nothing could ever hurt that much again, nothing could ever have such an effect on me ~ so I have nothing to lose and everything to gain by simply being selfish. Not in a material way of course, possessions count for nothing, but completely selfish in protecting my feelings.
[preach]
My original advice, you may recall, was that he say 'No' and qualify why to Mrs G and and explain the positive benefits of staying away.

Now he has chosen not to fight it and actually go, my counsel is that he does so with good grace so as not to spoil it for someone whose feelings he has said he cares about.

Your way is undoubtedly right for you and others here, and could have been right for him but he has chosen another path. Support him.[/preach]
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 01:20:11 PM
When it suits me then NO! is the only option. eveilgrin:



But take no notice of me. If you all want to be cheese eating surrender monkeys then that's up to you. I simply decided some years ago that I had reached the point where worrying about pleasing others was no longer my primary concern. It is wonderfully liberating. It has to be said that MrsS#2 does not like it much but that is her problem, not mine. What she wishes to do about it is again her problem, not mine.
You see, having discovered how much the loss of loved ones, divorce and then estrangement from those I thought loved me can hurt, I realised that nothing could ever hurt that much again, nothing could ever have such an effect on me ~ so I have nothing to lose and everything to gain by simply being selfish. Not in a material way of course, possessions count for nothing, but completely selfish in protecting my feelings.
[preach]
My original advice, you may recall, was that he say 'No' and qualify why to Mrs G and and explain the positive benefits of staying away.

Now he has chosen not to fight it and actually go, my counsel is that he does so with good grace so as not to spoil it for someone whose feelings he has said he cares about.

Your way is undoubtedly right for you and others here, and could have been right for him but he has chosen another path. Support him.[/preach]

Wise words DS ~ I shall offer the lad my old jock strap.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 01:26:54 PM
It's not about being a 'cheese eating surrender monkey'  but weighing up the options and coming to the best course of action.

Pleasing others doesn't have to be your primary concern but it should figure in there somewhat.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 01:33:37 PM
It's not about being a 'cheese eating surrender monkey'  but weighing up the options and coming to the best course of action.

Pleasing others doesn't have to be your primary concern but it should figure in there somewhat.

Agreed ~ but only when it suits my purpose and my ultimate purpose is my peace and quiet. However I will never do anything I do not want to do, not to please anyone. If it displeases me then it will not be done by me. Sorry.

Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 01:58:44 PM
Maybe with Growler's ultimate purpose being peace and quiet you should have counselled yes.

Also it's interesting that you feel the need to apologise for your stance.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 02:05:24 PM
The "sorry" was a convention ~ it can be withdrawn  eveilgrin:

If Growler feels that his peace and quiet is best served by giving in then that is up to him. I have already offered my support for this.

Personally I would enjoy the peace and quiet of being on my own for the evening and I would not have suffered further "earbashing" at a later date as such carrying on does not impress me and is not tolerated.
It is amazing how quickly nagging can be stopped with a smack in the mouth.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 02:32:25 PM
It is amazing how quickly nagging can be stopped with a smack in the mouth.

Tongue in cheek I trust.

To be honest I do agree with you somewhat. I wouldn't say yes to something I didn't want to do just because it's 'expected' of me. That way leads to being a doormat. But I wouldn't say no just from the fear of having my feelings or emotions hurt either.

'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.   
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 02:36:47 PM
It is amazing how quickly nagging can be stopped with a smack in the mouth.

Tongue in cheek I trust.  Not entirely ~ they know it is there if they push for it. So far they have heeded the warning

To be honest I do agree with you somewhat. I wouldn't say yes to something I didn't want to do just because it's 'expected' of me. That way leads to being a doormat. But I wouldn't say no just from the fear of having my feelings or emotions hurt either. I simply do not allow anyone close enough to hurt me that much again

'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Having loved and lost I felt it better not to even try again. Companionship, trust and perhaps some understanding is enough but I also know I can do without  


Assuming we are being serious that is.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 02:37:58 PM
That's quite sad really.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 02:40:49 PM
That's quite sad really.


That's life!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 02:41:30 PM
I am being serious and, like Wenchy, I find it sad that you feel that way. Understandable, having loved and lost myself, but sad.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 02:43:59 PM
That's quite sad really.

But I am not and that surely is the point.

But are you missing out by shielding yourself from these things? I know I am an awful ;) lot younger than you but I spent a lot of years convinced that I would be better off on my own as all people seemed to do was hurt you. When I think about what I would have missed out on in the last few years if I had continued with that mind set I do think it is sad.

It does work for you and for the most part you seem fairly contented with your life but could you be happier with a different mindset? I'm not suggesting you change as clearly it works for you and Mrs Snoppy but I'm not sure it would work for me.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 02:47:07 PM
No Wenchy ~ you hang onto your dreams and enjoy them ~ I hope they last forever.

So let's leave it there then shall we? I also have a dislike of revealing myself (as opposed to exposing myself before Nick gets hold of this exchange).

And on to happier matters ~ Growler may well twat this Scots get then?

What odds are being offered?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 02:51:07 PM
I reckon Growler will go and will just manage to hold onto his temper but will explode as they are leaving the restaurant. Possibly cullminating in a fight of Hugh Grant/ Colin Firth proportions.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoNUSObob0
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 02:57:42 PM
Can't see the youtube but it's sounds like 'handbags' to me.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 03:20:11 PM
Wish I'd never opened my gob now tbh. ::)

I'm going as I feel that in this particular instance and case I personally feel I should for the sake of my SIL.
No pressure as such from anyone else, just the difference between my sole judgement between right and wrong.

 Might get her away from that rancid husband of hers if I can 'fix' the seating arrangements too.
Get Mrs G to sit next to her beloved BIL so she can then reflect on what a wonderful husband Mr G really is after all! cloud9:
 There's only one person there that I don't want to be associated with and Growlers jnr will keep me more than occupied to help me avoid any verbal contact with him hopefully. I've promised with gritted teeth to be on my best...ish behaviour with limited...ish sarcasm only uttered in a quiet Scottish voice. ::)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 03:23:53 PM
Wish I'd never opened my gob now tbh. ::)

I'm going as I feel that in this particular instance and case I personally feel I should for the sake of my SIL.
No pressure as such from anyone else, just the difference between my sole judgement between right and wrong.

 Might get her away from that rancid husband of hers if I can 'fix' the seating arrangements too.
Get Mrs G to sit next to her beloved BIL so she can then reflect on what a wonderful husband Mr G really is after all! cloud9:
 There's only one person there that I don't want to be associated with and Growlers jnr will keep me more than occupied to help me avoid any verbal contact with him hopefully. I've promised with gritted teeth to be on my best...ish behaviour with limited...ish sarcasm only uttered in a quiet Scottish voice. ::)
I am sure I speak for us all in respecting your choice and wishing you well on the day.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 03:34:09 PM
Wish I'd never opened my gob now tbh. ::)

I'm going as I feel that in this particular instance and case I personally feel I should for the sake of my SIL.
No pressure as such from anyone else, just the difference between my sole judgement between right and wrong.

 Might get her away from that rancid husband of hers if I can 'fix' the seating arrangements too.
Get Mrs G to sit next to her beloved BIL so she can then reflect on what a wonderful husband Mr G really is after all! cloud9:
 There's only one person there that I don't want to be associated with and Growlers jnr will keep me more than occupied to help me avoid any verbal contact with him hopefully. I've promised with gritted teeth to be on my best...ish behaviour with limited...ish sarcasm only uttered in a quiet Scottish voice. ::)

Follow him to the gents and twat him one. Then claim you went into the bogs and found him on the floor like  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 03:40:06 PM
Wish I'd never opened my gob now tbh. ::)

I'm going as I feel that in this particular instance and case I personally feel I should for the sake of my SIL.
No pressure as such from anyone else, just the difference between my sole judgement between right and wrong.

 Might get her away from that rancid husband of hers if I can 'fix' the seating arrangements too.
Get Mrs G to sit next to her beloved BIL so she can then reflect on what a wonderful husband Mr G really is after all! cloud9:
 There's only one person there that I don't want to be associated with and Growlers jnr will keep me more than occupied to help me avoid any verbal contact with him hopefully. I've promised with gritted teeth to be on my best...ish behaviour with limited...ish sarcasm only uttered in a quiet Scottish voice. ::)

Follow him to the gents and twat him one. Then claim you went into the bogs and found him on the floor like  whistle:

I've already had more than a belly full of scottish twats today. Nick will know who I mean....mean being the operative word. cussing:
 Knock the pair of them out with ultimate pleasure I could.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 27, 2008, 06:51:05 PM
14 hours and counting. cussing:

I've been warned  scared2: yet again, to be on my best behaviour. ::)


Wonder if Moany could pass his squiffy gut virus online over to me like....sharpish like....please?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 28, 2008, 12:45:26 PM
Wish I'd never opened my gob now tbh. ::)

I'm going as I feel that in this particular instance and case I personally feel I should for the sake of my SIL.
No pressure as such from anyone else, just the difference between my sole judgement between right and wrong.

 Might get her away from that rancid husband of hers if I can 'fix' the seating arrangements too.
Get Mrs G to sit next to her beloved BIL so she can then reflect on what a wonderful husband Mr G really is after all! cloud9:
 There's only one person there that I don't want to be associated with and Growlers jnr will keep me more than occupied to help me avoid any verbal contact with him hopefully. I've promised with gritted teeth to be on my best...ish behaviour with limited...ish sarcasm only uttered in a quiet Scottish voice. ::)

Follow him to the gents and twat him one. Then claim you went into the bogs and found him on the floor like  whistle:
Even better...Twat him in the bog, then tell everyone he was looking at your knob eyes:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2008, 04:22:43 PM
Wish I'd never opened my gob now tbh. ::)

I'm going as I feel that in this particular instance and case I personally feel I should for the sake of my SIL.
No pressure as such from anyone else, just the difference between my sole judgement between right and wrong.

 Might get her away from that rancid husband of hers if I can 'fix' the seating arrangements too.
Get Mrs G to sit next to her beloved BIL so she can then reflect on what a wonderful husband Mr G really is after all! cloud9:
 There's only one person there that I don't want to be associated with and Growlers jnr will keep me more than occupied to help me avoid any verbal contact with him hopefully. I've promised with gritted teeth to be on my best...ish behaviour with limited...ish sarcasm only uttered in a quiet Scottish voice. ::)

Follow him to the gents and twat him one. Then claim you went into the bogs and found him on the floor like  whistle:
Even better...Twat him in the bog, then tell everyone he was looking at your knob eyes:
happy001
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 28, 2008, 09:30:34 PM
Well? How did it go?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 28, 2008, 09:32:52 PM
Day went ok'ish up to the point of being confronted by a loud threatening foul mouthed manunian piece of sewer shit scum who didn't like me trying to sort out my exit fee with the guy on the end of the built in phone at the exit barrier at NCP carparks.
Got pretty nasty and he didn't give a jot about his foul ranting and threatening behaviour even though I had two youngsters and an oap on board.
His screaming wife dragged him away in the end.
 
Wish I'd been on my own. cussing:

Happy new year Manc scum. sick2:

I shall not be visiting Manc land or that hell shithole called Trafford park ever again.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 28, 2008, 09:43:40 PM
Well? How did it go?

The incidental bit of the day went according to plan, but it was as boring as hell. I did fall asleep briefly. ::)
When the cast decided that it was time for some communal singing we all had to link arms. The guy next to me said he wasn't going to bother as he didn't want to spoil my slumbers, sarcy mancunian git. ::)

I was sickened and very angry with a crimson face afterwards though, and virtually speechless for the rest of the day. Struggled to eat my tea tbh. I'm still glowering with rage now tbh.
My lovely SIL was very embarrassed, close to tears and extremely apologetic about the unjustified grief I received after the show however. She was 3 cars behind me at the car park fiasco and heard it all.
 Told her it wasn't her fault in any way whatsoever and gave her a hug.

Tonight I generally feel shit, sad, very quiet and subdued and at hate with the general public generally.

I'm going up Snowdon very early on new years day on my own now, to hopefully regain some peace in my mind life and soul.
A very hurt and bitter Growler tonight licking his wounds.
Is it any wonder I want to 'drop out' and go and live in the woods. noooo:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2008, 10:58:07 PM
 happy100

Could have been a lot worse and it is over now.

After Snowdon you will wonder what all the fuss was about.  ;)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2008, 09:04:10 AM
You should come and pick up yer cake! (I am out till about 3)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 29, 2008, 09:16:25 AM
So no problem with BiL then. And if the altercation at the carpark hadn't happened all would have been well.

You could have meet the "foul mouthed manunian piece of sewer shit scum" at any time. There are plenty about. Don't let it get to you.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 29, 2008, 09:44:18 AM
So no problem with BiL then. And if the altercation at the carpark hadn't happened all would have been well.

No, not really. We were polite to each other but no great deep and meaningful conversations. I was too upset 'inside' regarding the  disgraceful foul behaviour thrown at me to be really bothered about petty differences with him tbh.
They paled into insignificance after the altercation, but yes, it did spoil what would otherwise have been a reasonably ok ish day I suppose. Think it was the sudden shock of it all that caught me off guard tbh

Mrs G is now having a go at me because I'm still very unhappy about it all. She really doesn't understand how I'm feeling. She keeps bringing it up, whereas I just want to try and forget about it and move on.
I think most people would have been upset at the sudden and totally unprovoked attack tbh. 
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2008, 09:49:25 AM
And no comeback on the other incident?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 29, 2008, 10:25:16 AM
We were polite to each other but no great deep and meaningful conversations.

Can't say I've ever had much more from most of my relatives.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2008, 10:26:03 AM
We have seen no rellies over Christmas. We had lots of friends round, some to stay. Very nice it was too!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 29, 2008, 10:33:36 AM
What's that old adage about being able to chose your friends but not your relatives.

My eldest brother stayed from Xmas eve 'til yesterday. We get on well so no problem. If it had been either of my other two brothers the conversation would have died after half an hour.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 06:59:03 PM
And no comeback on the other incident?

No.

I've made a statement to the rozzers today with a view towards prosecuting the arse wipe for verbal abuse and threatening behaviour.It is a prosecutable offence apparently, with a maximum sentence of being sent down.
 Plod will be contacting NCP to view the cctv tape that they apparently have to gain registration numbers of witness's and of the neanderthal dead head himself,and a decision will then be made.
 I sincerley hope this scum ends up in court before he attacks someone else, with possible more serious implications, but I'm not holding my breath. Worth a try though, and plod agreed that this sort of behaviour needs stamping out.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 08:28:19 PM
No, the incident with Growler Minor. Do you want this cake?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 08:54:29 PM
No, the incident with Growler Minor. Do you want this cake?

First two letters of my previous post quoting your quote answers your question you duffer. ::)

KEEP the CAKE for me or I WILL kill you. evil:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
We have eaten some more this evening  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 09:15:53 PM
We have eaten some more this evening  whistle:

Coffee and CAKE in the morning then?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 09:25:46 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 09:27:46 PM
No, the incident with Growler Minor.

What was the incident with Growler Minor?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 09:28:32 PM
Best not to ask, like
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 09:29:58 PM
But I have!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 09:47:04 PM
But I have!

Well I'm not telling, and YOU Nick can keep yer gob shut in future. ::)

I shall ring in the morning about 10. OK?
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 09:48:47 PM
Yup
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 09:52:56 PM
But I have!

Well I'm not telling, and YOU Nick can keep yer gob shut in future. ::)

I shall ring in the morning about 10. OK?

 scared2:

In all fairness to Nick, I have been dying to ask for days.   redface:


I'm at work at 10, can we make it 3:30? I look forward to hearing the details!  ;)

Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 10:02:05 PM
He's calling me you dolt!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 10:10:06 PM
Oh.  sad24:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 31, 2008, 12:06:47 AM
Oh.  sad24:

Give you a bell too like, but I do talk much shite, apparently, so they say.  ::)

btw, will you shift that bloody crimbo signature please, as it's getting RIGHT ON MY TITS!  Banghead
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 10:04:47 AM
But I have!

Well I'm not telling, and YOU Nick can keep yer gob shut in future. ::)

 

Exactly my thought when Nick started asking questions about something that was so obviously born of a PRIVATE conversation and had not been referred to on the board.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2008, 10:25:58 AM
Oh.  sad24:

Give you a bell too like, but I do talk much shite, apparently, so they say.  ::)

btw, will you shift that bloody crimbo signature please, as it's getting RIGHT ON MY TITS!  Banghead

All the more reason to keep it!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 31, 2008, 01:02:26 PM
Oh.  sad24:

Give you a bell too like, but I do talk much shite, apparently, so they say.  ::)

btw, will you shift that bloody crimbo signature please, as it's getting RIGHT ON MY TITS!  Banghead

All the more reason to keep it!  eveilgrin:


I will gain revenge sooner or later, be warned. evil:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 01:31:03 PM
Growler has now sniffed my cake and pronounced it to be good. IN fact there's hardly any left  evil:

He also witnessed the wrath of Mrs Nick at first hand. Even she exceeded her own irrationality record  noooo:

She refused to talk to him on the grounds that they had not been introduced  rubschin:

She has met him before, but has no recollection of it.  Banghead

It's a miracle there aren't more murders this time of year.

And the Boy is lined up for a sound thrashing shortly, if he doesan't watch it  evil:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: GROWLER on December 31, 2008, 01:41:15 PM
Growler has now sniffed my cake and pronounced it to be good. IN fact there's hardly any left  evil:

He also witnessed the wrath of Mrs Nick at first hand. Even she exceeded her own irrationality record  noooo:

She refused to talk to him on the grounds that they had not been introduced  rubschin:

She has met him before, but has no recollection of it.  Banghead

It's a miracle there aren't more murders this time of year.

And the Boy is lined up for a sound thrashing shortly, if he doesan't watch it  evil:

Strange household...much like my own in fact. lol:

Cake IS exceptionally good, and there IS plenty left. Nick's telling porkey's. ::)
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
I am now baking bread. All that kneading, pounding and squeezing. Good bread is made when one pretends that the dough is Mrs Nick's head  evil:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2008, 02:12:16 PM
You're not making bread - you're getting flour and dough all over your keyboard!  point:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 02:14:41 PM
Easier with a bread maker ~ cheaper too. BUT of course you'd need space to put one  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2008, 02:16:33 PM
Easier with a bread maker ~ cheaper too. BUT of course you'd need space to put one  whistle:
A bread maker...?  rubschin:

Won't last more than a few years... the old fashioned ways are best...  whistle:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 02:23:07 PM
I am doing it by hand. And there IS dough in my keyboard  evil:

Growler loves my cake  cloud9:

I never showed him my pie, just in case like  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
Easier with a bread maker ~ cheaper too. BUT of course you'd need space to put one  whistle:
A bread maker...?  rubschin:

Won't last more than a few years... the old fashioned ways are best...  whistle:

Ha fvcking Ha!
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2008, 02:35:05 PM
Easier with a bread maker ~ cheaper too. BUT of course you'd need space to put one  whistle:
A bread maker...?  rubschin:

Won't last more than a few years... the old fashioned ways are best...  whistle:

Ha fvcking Ha!
happy001
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Mrs TG on December 31, 2008, 02:35:50 PM
Easier with a bread maker ~ cheaper too. BUT of course you'd need space to put one  whistle:

i am yet to have any nice bread done in breadmaker....good old fashioned hand made bread is still the best
and failing that morrisons own... point:
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
I have a machine that we use for everyday bread but I still like making my own by hand properly. By hand is best but the bread maker is still nicer than shop bought.
Title: Re: Quandary. Need help
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 04:42:37 PM
Easier with a bread maker ~ cheaper too. BUT of course you'd need space to put one  whistle:

i am yet to have any nice bread done in breadmaker....good old fashioned hand made bread is still the best
and failing that morrisons own... point:

Mrs TG spells  cloud9: