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Title: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:54:15 PM: Here is how you play.

1. Choose a suitable barmaid type. There are two types.The first is eyes: (see, for example, Anna Friel), the second is sick2: (e.g. Anne Widdecombe)
2. Post a picture of said barmaid
3. Players then submit bangability ratings (1 == not at all to 10 = eyes:)
4. Gay members may nominate other gays as barmaids/barmen (to please Wenchy)
5. After 7 days sums are done (by a trusty judge) and BANG GOES THE BARMAID. The sick2: category allows for perverts and cheats whistle:
6. The voter with the highest rating for the winning Maid wins something that BM will supply (not home brew evil:)
7.Patrons may submit any number of candidates
8. Only one vote per patron will be counted (the lowest in the event of cheating, or praps not at all)
9. BM pays all airfares

It will be fast and lively. Unlike Death Bingo which will drag on to the crack of doom

Girls may also submit Barboys in the interests of Equal Opps and so we can see how weird their taste in men is (muscles, hair, own teeth and suchlike)

I shall commence

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxXn_8r.jpg&hash=330a3ec5211681f3718e3441bb6fe25911963bcc) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxXn_8r)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 12:57:23 PM: If you introduce a stupid game then you donate the prize - like what I am! point:

So what will the prize be? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:57:39 PM: A night out with Wenchy. The lucky winner meets her at the IKEA meatball counter, feeds her some meatballs and then goes here

http://www.harvester.co.uk/find-a-harvester/Theploughworcesterpark.html (http://www.harvester.co.uk/find-a-harvester/Theploughworcesterpark.html) cloud9:

for some sort of fry up. The lucky winner will have a Wispa concealed about his person, whcih Wenchy has to find at the end of the evening.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:05:24 PM: Anyhoo. I vote eyes: for Audrey Hepburn. I bet she could pull a pint in her day eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 01:06:19 PM: Shite game, shite prize... I'm not playing... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:07:45 PM: SHite prize? eeek:

Oh, you are in trouble now noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 01:32:57 PM: Has the prize agreed to this?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:33:15 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1SJTt9.jpg&hash=7dd2a480001f4520a6e639092b55bd83e171fd8d) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1SJTt9)

eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:34:06 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 01:32:57 PM
Has the prize agreed to this?

Give her an IKEA meatball and a concealed Wispa and she will do anything. A mere detail ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 01:44:48 PM: Define 'suitable barmaid type'

Do you mean having abilities commensurate with the job? i.e. pulling pints, carrying more than one glass at a time, fending off lecherous and/or drunk customers, adding up orders in head, being a good and sympathetic listener etc etc.

Because neither Audrey or Carla would fit the bill. 'Fit' though they are.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:45:30 PM: Trainable wimmin who are fit looking, like. Or you could go for competent ones (e.g. Anne Widdecombe). Up to you. That's the game angel1
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 01:51:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:45:30 PM
Trainable wimmin who are fit looking, like. Or you could go for competent ones (e.g. Anne Widdecombe). Up to you. That's the game angel1
You haven't really thought this through have you...? noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 01:51:42 PM: Can I submit a barmaid and then vote "eyes:" for her many times over so I win?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:51:51 PM: It makes perfect sense to me
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:52:07 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 01:51:42 PM
Can I submit a barmaid and then vote "eyes:" for her many times over so I win?

One vote only. Read the rules evil:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 01:55:52 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:00:06 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxXwRSr.jpg&hash=bc066efad8aa65eab55161b3e4227d03af71ae95) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxXwRSr)

sick2:

She would count yer units like noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:02:19 PM: You appear to have submitted three candidates ~ is this allowable?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:03:27 PM: Yes. Read the rules ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:08:44 PM: rubschin: (again)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 02:09:05 PM: When does the 'fast and lively' start then...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:09:22 PM: When you start playing
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:10:16 PM: I would say once the rules settle down. ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:11:09 PM: They are quite clear to me evil:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:12:56 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxXywDr.jpg&hash=564b15e714fda9e0bfd45c2938a6eaa00cf62144) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxXywDr)

8
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 02:13:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:09:22 PM
When you start playing
That long...? noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:14:21 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1SVYeJ.jpg&hash=2fccff46f9dd5133a7ffad52d5203fb44ef113c2) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1SVYeJ)

4.3
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:14:37 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britmovie.co.uk%2Factors%2Ff%2Fimages%2F012a.jpg&hash=15be7601d4634663c6a1f6202827ddf24ea11f9f)

Deffo an 11 out of 10
But I am not really playing
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:15:03 PM: A red X?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:16:00 PM: 7. Only one vote per patron will be counted (the lowest in the event of cheating, or praps not at all)

So if I vote eyes: for Carla and eyes: for 'tits' Smith which one is counted? What if each player votes eyes: for their candidate and no other?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:16:11 PM: Fecking picture won't transfer ~ site clearly has a block on stealing images ~ just be patient.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:16:44 PM: The judge will decide
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:17:01 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fsoutherncounties%2Fgoing_out%2Ftheatre%2Fjefft%2F2004%2Fdollshouse%2Ftara_150.jpg&hash=119271b7ee75ca8437a470e0a86d9a4433e821c3)

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:17:18 PM: eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:19:42 PM: Snoopy is winning so far.Stop the Hound!

See, this is where it starts to get exciting
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:20:40 PM: How come?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:21:19 PM: He recommended her and I agreed, so he has 20 points
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:24:06 PM: But surely he hasn't voted and you've voted more than than once which is against the rules?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:25:09 PM: No. We can each vote for anyone else's nomination. Do try to keep up ::)
Snoopy is in the lead (so to speak)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:27:02 PM: Snoopy does not wear a lead evil:

Well only when Wenchy is dragging him to the vet ~ that thermometer is f*cking cold eeek:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:27:21 PM: Do you want to win this or not?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:28:38 PM: I've got to go and see a man about some logs ~ I'll leave it in your capable hands.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:30:06 PM: Trust me! angel1
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:32:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:25:09 PM
No. We can each vote for anyone else's nomination. Do try to keep up ::)

Fair enough but Snoopy hasn't voted or does cloud9: = 10 If so then that should have been explained in the rules.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:33:48 PM: He voted 11 which is cloud9:

10 is eyes:

I allow the excess
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:37:23 PM: 1) This is demeaning to women
2) I am no ones prize
3) None of it makes sense

So all in all Banghead cussing: eveilgrin: cussing: Banghead
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: TG on November 28, 2008, 02:37:54 PM: I would submit a picture of that blonde cylon bint off Battlestar galactica but I cant be arsed.

Anywho, I aint playing as I prefer a more original games like BM's dead persons bingo thingy. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:41:49 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:37:23 PM
1) This is demeaning to women
2) I am no ones prize
3) None of it makes sense

So all in all Banghead cussing: eveilgrin: cussing: Banghead

So you don't want free meatballs and a concealed Wispa then?

Plan B beckons rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:42:52 PM: I buy my own meatballs and wispas are on the banned list.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:43:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:33:48 PM
He voted 11 which is cloud9:

10 is eyes:

I allow the excess

But you said he had 20 points rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:44:52 PM: 21

New prize is a night out with, um, LL going pole dancing
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:49:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:21:19 PM
He recommended her and I agreed, so he has 20 points

::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:50:02 PM: As the judge I award him 21 point:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:51:50 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:44:52 PM
21

New prize is a night out with, um, LL going pole dancing

Will this be taking place in Cyprus or the UK? And who is paying for the flights.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:52:49 PM: OK. Let's go gay. Wenchy objects for some reason, so Graham Norton/Julian Clary style barmaids are now allowed (see rules) for gay members only.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:55:31 PM: Do we have any gay members?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:55:56 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:51:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:44:52 PM
21

New prize is a night out with, um, LL going pole dancing

Will this be taking place in Cyprus or the UK? And who is paying for the flights.

Here and BM pays. See the rules
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:56:19 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:55:31 PM
Do we have any gay members?

We shall soon find out angel1

The game that reaches the parts other games cannot reach angel1
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 03:04:55 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq26h35i.jpg&hash=1cf2932bd82a74fd0446c243026a0976432584c8) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq26h35i)
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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 03:07:27 PM: -- ------0 for you then
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 03:12:57 PM: Quote from: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 03:04:55 PM

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shocked003 shocked003 shocked003

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210 points
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 03:29:37 PM: This game is not logical.

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 03:33:01 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthefaust.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F08%2Ftennant.jpg&hash=341c0e8ca8213c9393187859d0bca068c8817da0)

cloud9:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 03:39:05 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
This game is not logical.

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<anorak mode on>

She's a Borg (ex) rather than a Vulcan

<anorak mode off>

She can assimilate me any time eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 03:40:26 PM: Nick hasn't thought this through at all... noooo:

Unlike Celebrity Death Bingo^TM which was excellently planned and executed... whistle:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:08:52 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 03:12:57 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 03:04:55 PM

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210 points

You can only vote ONCE

10 points. and minus 20 for being silly. Hound still leads
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:09:24 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
This game is not logical.

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7(of a possible 9)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:09:52 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
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Gayboy. 10 points
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:10:22 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 03:39:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
This game is not logical.

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<anorak mode on>

She's a Borg (ex) rather than a Vulcan

<anorak mode off>

She can assimilate me any time eyes:

She looks like a fish
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:12:15 PM: I'm hooked.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:13:54 PM: Well, get banging!

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sick2:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:15:36 PM: I think it's going rather well cloud9:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 04:16:16 PM: You did say we could nominate more than one didn't you?

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I'd give it 10
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:17:00 PM: 4

Hound is now on 35
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:17:23 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 04:16:16 PM
You did say we could nominate more than one didn't you?

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I'd give it 10

I'd give her one... whistle:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:17:38 PM: BM is on one
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 04:17:52 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 04:16:16 PM
You did say we could nominate more than one didn't you?

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I'd give it 10

I'd give her one... whistle:

10 times like
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:18:11 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:15:36 PM
I think it's going rather well cloud9:
In a disastrously incompetent kind of way... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:18:35 PM: Cheat.Lose 10 points. Now on 25
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:19:00 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:18:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:15:36 PM
I think it's going rather well cloud9:
In a disastrously incompetent kind of way... noooo:

You just are jealous
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:19:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:19:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:18:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:15:36 PM
I think it's going rather well cloud9:
In a disastrously incompetent kind of way... noooo:

You just are jealous
Indeed... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:26:29 PM: point:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:27:07 PM: The judging seems a tad arbitrary.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:27:56 PM: He should have asked you Unc, your judging skills are legendary!
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:29:55 PM: Normally yes but the rules here a bit 'slippery' like. ;)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:33:28 PM: I can't imagine why! They aren't so much rules as arbitrary moving goalposts!
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:35:59 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:33:28 PM
I can't imagine why! They aren't so much rules as arbitrary moving goalposts!
Apparently he found the rules in a cake/train shop establishment... whistle:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:37:04 PM: In the caboose?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:38:56 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:37:04 PM
In the caboose?
No, the ciabata...
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:40:22 PM: Ahhhhh! Makes all the difference.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:41:50 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:40:22 PM
Ahhhhh! Makes all the difference.
Indeed...
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:44:01 PM: All critics start with a -10 handicap
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:48:03 PM: Misery!
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:48:15 PM: My final score is -9 then... ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:49:45 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:48:15 PM
My final score is -9 then... ::)

There's another 6 days to go ~ ~~could~~ will get worse.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:50:24 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:49:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:48:15 PM
My final score is -9 then... ::)

There's another 6 days to go ~ ~~could~~ will get worse.
We could lock the thread well before then Uncle... ;)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 06:25:54 PM: Bm is only jealous cos this thread is so popular. If he locks it that will prove his inadequacy and that he has a tiny willy.

Meanwhile

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eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Just One More on November 29, 2008, 08:19:36 AM: A slice of heaven cloud9:

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:17:05 AM: rubschin: Cute, I don't usually go for freckles but I could make an exception here.

Deffo an 8 on the Snoopy shagometer.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:18:36 AM: I'd give her one... whistle:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:22:17 AM: Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:18:36 AM
I'd give her one... whistle:

Given that Ann Widdcombe is a no no who else wouldn't you give one to? whistle:

This could be a more interesting theme rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:22:54 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:22:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:18:36 AM
I'd give her one... whistle:

Given that Ann Widdcombe is a no no who else wouldn't you give one to? whistle:

This could be a more interesting theme rubschin:
Umm.... redface:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:24:09 AM: Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:22:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:18:36 AM
I'd give her one... whistle:

Given that Ann Widdcombe is a no no who else wouldn't you give one to? whistle:

This could be a more interesting theme rubschin:
Umm.... redface:

More interesting but shorter I feel.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:28:57 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:24:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:22:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:18:36 AM
I'd give her one... whistle:

Given that Ann Widdcombe is a no no who else wouldn't you give one to? whistle:

This could be a more interesting theme rubschin:
Umm.... redface:

More interesting but shorter I feel.
Yes, I don't think we'd have to stretch it out to seven days... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Just One More on November 29, 2008, 09:30:21 AM: These two look like my ideal sort of barmaid to be honest. They look like they could pull a proper pint eyes: , and like some things behind the bar, seem to get better with age

Real women!

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:40:40 AM: JOM seems to have a thing about older wimmin. rubschin: Worrying.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:43:53 AM: Bridget Bardot

Then
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Now
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JOM's theory falls apart
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2008, 09:49:39 AM: Okay... that's one I wouldn't give one to like... noooo:

Add her to the list... happy088
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2008, 04:19:21 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:17:05 AM
rubschin: Cute, I don't usually go for freckles but I could make an exception here.

Deffo an 8 on the Snoopy shagometer.

I vote 10.But the Hound still leads
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2008, 07:04:02 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:40:40 AM
JOM seems to have a thing about older wimmin. rubschin: Worrying.

JOM seems to have a thing about ~~older~~ wimmin. rubschin: NOT worrying, unless you're a woman like
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2008, 07:22:12 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2008, 09:43:53 AM
Bridget Bardot

Then
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Now
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JOM's theory falls apart

Another illusion shattered, ta Snoopy

Going off that, Violet Carson must have been a looker in her day

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2008, 10:01:54 AM: Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2008, 07:22:12 AM
Going off that, Violet Carson must have been a looker in her day

Couldn't find a picture of her in her youth. Must have been so ugly all photos were destroyed. ;)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 10:23:19 AM: Born in 1898.
She was a professional pianist for many years before joining Corrie in 1960 I believe
But there do not seem to be any pictures on Google that predate "Ena Sharples"
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:30:19 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 10:23:19 AM
Born in 1898.
She was a professional pianist for many years before joining Corrie in 1960 I believe
But there do not seem to be any pictures on Google that predate "Ena Sharples"
They didn't have pictures then... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 05:39:35 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:30:19 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 10:23:19 AM
Born in 1898.
She was a professional pianist for many years before joining Corrie in 1960 I believe
But there do not seem to be any pictures on Google that predate "Ena Sharples"
They didn't have pictures then... noooo:

I expected to find an old "Play Bill" or something like that. I did find that she had been in some pretty unlikely films.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:40:50 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 05:39:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:30:19 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 10:23:19 AM
Born in 1898.
She was a professional pianist for many years before joining Corrie in 1960 I believe
But there do not seem to be any pictures on Google that predate "Ena Sharples"
They didn't have pictures then... noooo:

I expected to find an old "Play Bill" or something like that. I did find that she had been in some pretty unlikely films.
An 'etching' type of thing or an image scratched on a cave wall in charcoal... whistle:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 05:47:58 PM: Nope 'fraid not but an interesting life

Quote
Violet Carson OBE (1 September 1898 – 26 December 1983) was a British actress.

Her mother was an amateur singer and she was born in Ancoats, Manchester. As a child she performed with her sister as a singing act called the Carson Sisters. She then became a cinema pianist providing the musical accompaniment for silent films. She married in Manchester Cathedral, but her husband George died at the age of 28 and she never re-married.

Before her transfer to television Violet Carson was a regular member of Children's Hour on the BBC Home Service and was the star of Nursery Sing Song from Manchester, in which she frequently sang with producer Trevor Hill, many years her junior. Contrary to popular opinion she was never known as Auntie Vi, that epithet belonging only to Violet Fraser back in the 1920s. "I was never anyone's aunt" exclaimed Violet when Trevor produced a BBC radio programme about her in 1981. She was at one time the pianist for the Wilfred Pickles radio show Have A Go from the 1940s and also a serious actress. However, she became best known for her role as the gruff moral voice of Coronation Street, Ena Sharples, a role she played from 1960 to 1980. For much of her 20 years on the programme, Ena's moralising caused her to spar regularly with Elsie Tanner, played by Pat Phoenix. Long after her departure from the programme, Carson continued to be synonymous with the hairnet that Ena chose to wear for almost every occasion. However, she had previously enjoyed a long career in entertainment, particularly noted as a singer and a pianist. As a singer, Carson was in the soprano range and was a regular fixture on the Christian hymnal programme Songs of Praise in the 1960s and 1970s.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:50:03 PM: It is still a shite game like... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on November 30, 2008, 09:53:28 PM: What IS this shite ey? ::)

Can I start a new game?

'The guess how many shite posts Nick is going to post today" competion?

Rules:

Place your bets before 10:00 am, and the nearest guess by midnight the same day wins absolutely sod all.
It'll be easy to count them, as all his posts are full of shite. ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 07:42:15 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on November 30, 2008, 09:53:28 PM
What IS this shite ey? ::)

Can I start a new game?

'The guess how many shite posts Nick is going to post today" competion?

Rules:

Place your bets before 10:00 am, and the nearest guess by midnight the same day wins absolutely sod all.
It'll be easy to count them, as all his posts are full of shite. ::)
rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on December 01, 2008, 09:12:02 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2008, 07:42:15 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 30, 2008, 09:53:28 PM
What IS this shite ey? ::)

Can I start a new game?

'The guess how many shite posts Nick is going to post today" competion?

Rules:

Place your bets before 10:00 am, and the nearest guess by midnight the same day wins absolutely sod all.
It'll be easy to count them, as all his posts are full of shite. ::)
rubschin:

28
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:45:42 AM: 28?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on December 01, 2008, 09:49:12 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:45:42 AM
28?

Keep posting. I'll tell you when to stop. spider:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:50:42 AM: I have some werk to do like
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 09:51:15 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:50:42 AM
I have some werk to do like

happy001
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:52:13 AM: I do. For the Privy Council! eeek:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 09:54:09 AM: happy001 whacky115 happy001 whacky115
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:54:37 AM: Oh Yes. They rely on me angel1
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 09:54:53 AM: More fool them!
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:55:46 AM: And pay handsomely eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on December 01, 2008, 09:56:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:50:42 AM
I have some werk to do like

happy001
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:56:44 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on December 01, 2008, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:50:42 AM
I have some werk to do like

happy001

Keeping busy?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:19:41 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV29VOTS.jpg&hash=e9977640f6dd36cce05a60c3ae14ec499d012223) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV29VOTS)

eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:30:53 PM: Felicity Kendal

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:32:27 PM: 9
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:35:24 PM: I think maybe you'll uprate her with this picture. whistle:

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:37:18 PM: Is that a pole? eeek:

I see your Felicity and raise you

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Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:39:43 PM: Oh a 9.5 all the way.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:47:23 PM: I think Wenchy should be getting worried
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on December 02, 2008, 06:22:30 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2008, 09:45:42 AM
28?

Bit out. I lose.......

97!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 08:06:31 PM: I shall decide this week's winner when I can be arsed to do so
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 10:06:14 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 02, 2008, 08:06:31 PM
I shall decide this week's winner when I can be arsed to do so
I shouldn't bother... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 10:06:42 AM: Well you haven't won, so you would say that
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 10:13:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 10:06:42 AM
Well you haven't won, so you would say that
You haven't even got a genuine prize... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 10:16:33 AM: Yes I have. And having reviewed the thread I can announce that this week's prizewinner is.......

ME angel1
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 10:19:29 AM: NEW GAME

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eyes:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 10:25:09 AM: Quote from: Nick's Rules
5. After 7 days sums are done (by a trusty judge) and BANG GOES THE BARMAID.

You haven't even got the number of days right... point:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 10:25:58 AM: Are you always this fussy about details?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 10:28:22 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 10:25:58 AM
Are you always this fussy about details?
point:

happy001
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:22:57 PM: Well I won this time. BM is merely envious.

On we go
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 02:46:23 PM: Shambolic... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:47:38 PM: Just because you didn't win eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 02:50:24 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:47:38 PM
Just because you didn't win eveilgrin:
I'd imagine that not playing lessened my chances of winning somewhat... whistle:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:51:34 PM: Your choice. Others are playing this excellent game with more results than in your Bingo thingy.

We already have a winner!
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 03, 2008, 02:52:13 PM: I'd imagine that not being Nick lessened your chances of winning BM. rubschin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:52:53 PM: He has a chance to win next time. The new game has already started
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 02:52:59 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 03, 2008, 02:52:13 PM
I'd imagine that not being Nick lessened your chances of winning BM. rubschin:
Indeed Uncle... noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 04:56:24 PM: I have ideas for lots mor fun fun fun pub games. Beware, lest I unleash them on the unsuspecting confused eveilgrin:

And where is Growler?

Polish the Knob is on I am working on. Laughs for all.
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 06:04:24 PM: Nurse!
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2008, 06:09:54 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=309;type=avatar)

There surely could be no other ??????
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 06:12:16 PM: Send LL quickly. Make her bring a pole
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 04:56:24 PM
Polish the Knob

Eastern European porn star?
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 07:26:31 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 04:56:24 PM
Polish the Knob

Eastern European porn star?

Wirral silliness ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 08:03:57 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 04:56:24 PM
I have ideas for lots mor fun fun fun pub games. Beware, lest I unleash them on the unsuspecting confused eveilgrin:

And where is Growler?

Polish the Knob is on I am working on. Laughs for all.

Sorry, I nodded off trying to read this Nickshite. ::)
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:14:10 PM: Sniff my cake eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:57:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:14:10 PM
Sniff my cake eveilgrin:

I'm seriously worrying that you've been sniffin' summat else recently tbh. whistle:
What's up with you lately, goats 'ed? noooo:
Title: Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2008, 08:17:52 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 03, 2008, 06:09:54 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=309;type=avatar)

There surely could be no other ??????
evil: